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Human Snorenado

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I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« on: November 20, 2009, 10:29:57 PM »
Some sort of humanoid/python hybrid with the ability to unhinge her jaw and swallow her prey whole after killing them with her overabundance of peppiness.

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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 10:32:30 PM »
Weirdest body proportions ever.



Edit: No, just weird all over. The bottom right-hand corner is pure gold.

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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM »
[youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 10:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard

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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 10:37:37 PM »
worst fake ever
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 10:38:25 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 20, 2009, 10:37:37 PM
worst fake ever

shh... i'm trying to get maurice eaten by the space lizard chick.
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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 10:38:50 PM »
I'd stick both my heads in dat ass  :o

fake or real who cares shieet
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 04:35:31 PM »
best fake ever :hump
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 04:48:30 PM »
I went to the LA Zoo once and I walked by one of the food stations and one of the employees was asking if we wanted free tacos, because Rachel Ray was in the kitchen making tacos.

I think he was lying.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 04:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard

Wow, she bombed pretty hard trying to follow Tracy's blue balls joke :lol
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Barry Egan

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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2009, 05:08:41 PM »
Rachel Ray was pretty gracious after being called out as a no-talent hack by martha stewart.  she basically agreed with her.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2009, 07:39:33 PM »
Yeah. Pretty sure I would have mimed that "rattling the jail bars" move with my arms.

Martha Stewart on Letterman, any segment you choose, you can see what a sad, boring, in-denial being she is.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2009, 09:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Chipopo on November 21, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
Rachel Ray was pretty gracious after being called out as a no-talent hack by martha stewart.  she basically agreed with her.

Wait what? lol
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Barry Egan

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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2009, 09:43:59 PM »
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on November 21, 2009, 09:36:37 PM
Quote from: Chipopo on November 21, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
Rachel Ray was pretty gracious after being called out as a no-talent hack by martha stewart.  she basically agreed with her.

Wait what? lol

http://jezebel.com/5409521/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week?autoplay=true
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 10:33:26 PM »
Haha, wow. After appearing on her show.
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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2009, 10:45:29 PM »
Quote from: lennedsay on November 20, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
Weirdest body proportions ever.

This. If she had had a boob job 5 years ago, she would be the most popular "chef" on tv.
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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2009, 02:46:32 PM »
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2009, 02:53:38 PM »
Of course it's shopped check out that layout she did for FHM (I think that's the mag).

I googled those FHM images again, had been a while since I saw them. I didn't see Ass shots in them, but I still think it's shopped.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2009, 03:20:29 PM »
Next time I should read the whole thread before replying.  :(
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 04:22:10 PM »
I'd hit it.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2009, 04:51:22 PM »
same. that voice croaking filthy phrases in my ear plus that good-natured thickness means i would spear her like the nasty-ass former-barslut 145 pound kebab she is
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2009, 05:34:34 PM »


I bet she has mom-butt, but I would still hit it.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2009, 06:23:14 PM »
she has weird, flappy boobs. would tear up either way.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2009, 07:28:59 PM »
More airbrushing then a whole issue of Playboy. But I'd still hit it.
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2009, 07:47:34 PM »
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Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2009, 08:13:31 PM »
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Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 08:26:59 PM »
Quote from: The Business on November 23, 2009, 06:35:46 PM
Those FHM pics are almost as badly photoshopped as the ass one posted above. 


the guy put so much work into the ass that he totally missed the huge varicose vein on her left leg.
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