Author Topic: Personality Disorder Test (Read 2169 times)

Beezy · « **on:** November 21, 2009, 11:09:48 AM »

How screwed up is The Bore? Take the test and post your results.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:13:04 AM »

Where did you get this from. niccaspace.com?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:19:25 AM »

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Very High (duh)
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

duckman2000 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:27:04 AM »

Paranoid:    Moderate
Schizoid:      Low
Schizotypal:    Moderate
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Moderate
Histrionic:    Low
Narcissistic:    Low
Avoidant:    Low
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate

muckhole · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:31:27 AM »

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:35:31 AM »

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    Low
Avoidant:    High
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:56:40 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 21, 2009, 11:13:04 AM

Where did you get this from. niccaspace.com?

Why you always gotta hate, fool?

Quote from: Jinfash on November 21, 2009, 11:36:57 AM

This test sucks.
(Translation: I hate my results.)

Oh come on. It's just an online test.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #7 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:58:47 AM »

Paranoid:     Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial:     Low
Borderline:     Moderate
Histrionic:     High
Narcissistic:   Moderate
Avoidant:     Very High
Dependent:     Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:     Low

the question is: do I get help or find some shitty menial job and live like a hermit the rest of my life?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** November 21, 2009, 12:00:59 PM »

Kranz Fafka and I have chosen the wrong career paths.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9 on:** November 21, 2009, 12:04:27 PM »

We should start a firm called "At least we're not obsessive compulsive"

er, fuck, that's the one disorder on the list we needed! :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2009, 12:07:42 PM »

I tried to pick the most fucked up answers (too lazy to edit out the unnecessary shit, fuck off):

Paranoid:    Very High    more info | forum
Schizoid:    Very High    more info | forum
Schizotypal:    Very High    more info | forum
Antisocial:    High    more info | forum
Borderline:    Very High    more info | forum
Histrionic:    Moderate    more info | forum
Narcissistic:    Very High    more info | forum
Avoidant:    High    more info | forum
Dependent:    Moderate    more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate

Now to take the Dating Profile Quiz

<table cellspacing="1" style="background-color: #444;"><tr valign="top"><td style="width: 400px; background-color: #e3f0d4; padding: 5px;">Your dating personality profile: Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate. Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.</td><td style="width: 190px; background-color: #e3f0d4; padding: 5px;">Your Top Ten Traits 1. Intellectual 2. Liberal 3. Adventurous 4. Athletic 5. Sensual 6. Big-Hearted 7. Wealthy/Ambitious 8. Practical 9. Shy 10. Romantic </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td style="width: 400px; background-color: #bcd8ee; padding: 5px;">Your date match profile: Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind. Liberal - You need a person who has liberal opinions and beliefs. You are engaged by political discussions and would find a liberal viewpoint refreshing in a date. Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.</td><td style="width: 190px; background-color: #bcd8ee; padding: 5px;">Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Intellectual 2. Liberal 3. Adventurous 4. Shy 5. Athletic 6. Practical 7. Big-Hearted 8. Sensual 9. Traditional 10. Wealthy/Ambitious </td></tr></table> Take the <a href="http://www.wouldidateyou.com/pquiz/quiz1.html">Dating Profile Quiz</a> at <a href="http://www.wouldidateyou.com/">Would I Date You</a>

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 21, 2009, 12:37:16 PM »

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2009, 12:42:01 PM »

personality tests

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2009, 01:08:37 PM »

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2009, 01:28:28 PM »

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Akala · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2009, 02:06:29 PM »

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

hmm.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2009, 02:11:38 PM »

Schizoid-bore represent! Actually nm I don't care

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2009, 02:43:14 PM »

Paranoid:    High
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    Very High
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Moderate
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Very High
Dependent:    Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2009, 03:14:16 PM »

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

everyone on the internet is fucked up

Akala · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2009, 03:15:29 PM »

ha, pretty much.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2009, 03:29:50 PM »

Paranoid:    High
Schizoid:    Low
Schizotypal:    High
Antisocial:    Moderate
Borderline:    Very High
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Very High
Dependent:    High
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2009, 04:18:09 PM »

i wanna see what eeceegrammer gets

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** November 21, 2009, 04:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Viz on November 21, 2009, 03:14:16 PM

everyone on the internet is fucked up

did we really need a quiz to tell us this

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** November 21, 2009, 06:09:35 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on November 21, 2009, 06:03:44 PM

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

You're weird.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** November 21, 2009, 06:09:58 PM »

dcharlie's an old fart who has had time to work through his defects.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** November 21, 2009, 06:12:47 PM »

I think this personality disorder test also measures one's propensity to lie!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26 on:** November 21, 2009, 06:26:03 PM »

the dating thing:
Your Top Ten Traits:
1. Practical
2. Liberal
3. Intellectual
4. Wealthy/Ambitious
5. Sensual
6. Shy
7. Stylish
8. Funny
9. Big-Hearted
10. Traditional

Your Top Ten Match Traits:
1. Shy
2. Intellectual
3. Practical
4. Conservative
5. Funny
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Sensual
8. Stylish
9. Traditional
10. Adventurous

the things about the girl are somewhat accurate. things about myself aren't as much

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27 on:** November 21, 2009, 07:11:19 PM »

I'm glad the Xfag Empire is headed up by a stable individual.

I can't say I agree much with the dating results either. Not much adventure in the midwest (unless it is cooking up a bathtub load of mystery meth) and the girls I've been with have tended to be conservative. Oh wellz.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** November 21, 2009, 07:18:07 PM »

DCharlie being well adjusted

Here's mine

Paranoid:   Low
Schizoid:   Moderate
Schizotypal:   Moderate
Antisocial:   Low
Borderline:   Low
Histrionic:   Moderate
Narcissistic:   Low
Avoidant:   High
Dependent:   Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:   Moderate

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** November 21, 2009, 07:49:22 PM »

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Low
Schizotypal:    Low
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Low
Narcissistic:    Low
Avoidant:    Low
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

my personality game >

drew · « **Reply #30 on:** November 21, 2009, 09:48:10 PM »

true, i am such a fucking con artist irl that i realized all the negatives were no answers and replied correspondingly

alo irl i am somehwhat antisocial (although i put in my social time more than ANY of you, so i deserve it), pretty narcissistic, and ditto with ocdesqueness

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #31 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:19:00 PM »

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    High
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    High
Avoidant:    High
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

lol

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:22:22 PM »

Well the majority of us are Avoidant

E-DuB · « **Reply #33 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:27:51 PM »

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Low
Schizotypal:    Low
Antisocial:    Moderate
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    High
Narcissistic:    Low    -- This I am surprised at
Avoidant:    Low
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High -- This is no surprise

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #34 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:42:46 PM »

Disorder   Rating   Information
Paranoid:   Low   more info | forum
Schizoid:   Moderate   more info | forum
Schizotypal:   High   more info | forum
Antisocial:   Low   more info | forum
Borderline:   Moderate   more info | forum
Histrionic:   Low   more info | forum
Narcissistic:   Low   more info | forum
Avoidant:   Moderate   more info | forum
Dependent:   Moderate   more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive:   High   more info | forum

I think the OCD thing is accurate, but it doesn't really manifest itself in any way stereotypically associated with OCD (e.g. I don't really care about physical neatness). It unfortunately does manifest in my work where I tend to obsess over certain aspects of the code that in the end aren't that important to business value (or even overall technical quality, in fact my fiddling can have a negative effect).

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:53:01 PM »

Yeah, the DSM description of schizotypal sounds totally off.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #36 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:53:20 PM »

it's accurate...i'm paranoid as fuck right now. OR WAS THAT A DIG AT ME JINFASH?!! HUH?!?! HUH??!!?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37 on:** November 21, 2009, 10:53:54 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 21, 2009, 10:53:01 PM

Yeah, the DSM description of schizotypal sounds totally off.

I think it describes you pretty well

Edit: the acronym on this made me lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Assessment_of_Functioning

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #38 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:13:18 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on November 21, 2009, 10:53:54 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 21, 2009, 10:53:01 PM
Yeah, the DSM description of schizotypal sounds totally off.

I think it describes you pretty well

Edit: the acronym on this made me lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Assessment_of_Functioning

Quote

0

Not enough information available to provide GAF.

If you don't have enough going on in your brain to post on GAF, you're a zero. Well, that's some comfort, I suppose.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #39 on:** November 21, 2009, 11:51:00 PM »

Paranoid: Moderate more info | forum
Schizoid: Moderate more info | forum
Schizotypal: Moderate more info | forum
Antisocial: Low more info | forum
Borderline: Low more info | forum
Histrionic: High more info | forum
Narcissistic: Moderate more info | forum
Avoidant: Very High more info | forum
Dependent: Moderate more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low more info | forum

Well obviously I'm fucked. Moderate schizotypal? Really?

As for the dating, my top ten traits are supposedly -

1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Intellectual
4. Practical
5. Funny
6. Romantic
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Shy
9. Traditional
10. Sensual

And my date match traits would be this -

1. Practical
2. Conservative
3. Intellectual
4. Funny
5. Big-Hearted
6. Outgoing
7. Adventurous
8. Sensual
9. Traditional
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

Conservative? lol, yeah that hasn't worked out all that well for me when I went down that road. No thank you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2009, 12:00:06 AM »

God damn it people, avoidant personality disorder is mine!

FatalT · « **Reply #41 on:** November 22, 2009, 12:14:33 AM »

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Bunch of weirdos.

drew · « **Reply #42 on:** November 22, 2009, 01:20:34 AM »

this test is bullshit in that its black and white and obviously so

there is no way that there is nothing wrong with me and fatalt

two nails in its coffin right there

Bocsius · « **Reply #43 on:** November 22, 2009, 01:26:36 AM »

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Reb · « **Reply #44 on:** November 22, 2009, 06:40:05 AM »

I wanted to do this, then I saw Drewsy getting all lows and decided it's broken and not worth my time.

lordmaji · « **Reply #45 on:** November 22, 2009, 08:57:00 PM »

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

---

I was actually seeing a therapist and taking medication for awhile. Damn shame I don't have insurance anymore... prob would help a bunch at the moment.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #46 on:** November 22, 2009, 09:09:21 PM »

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    High
Schizotypal:    Moderate
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    High
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Moderate
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

So I'm a cold-hearted attention whore. Cool.

bork · « **Reply #47 on:** November 23, 2009, 12:10:10 AM »

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

---

How in the hell did I score high on paranoid but low on obsessive-compulsive?

etiolate · « **Reply #48 on:** November 23, 2009, 12:26:24 AM »

yes/no answers to complex questions

FAIL

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #49 on:** November 23, 2009, 01:36:31 AM »

I don't know, a lot of the scenarios and questions seem to fit my perfectly. :'(

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

edit: dating one:

My Top ten traits:

1. Big-Hearted
2. Liberal
3. Intellectual
4. Adventurous
5. Athletic
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Practical
8. Religious
9. Sensual
10. Shy

My match's traits:

1. Practical
2. Shy
3. Adventurous
4. Conservative
5. Intellectual
6. Traditional
7. Athletic
8. Religious
9. Big-Hearted
10. Funny

I have no idea why Conservative is so high. Switch conservative and funny and it's a good list.

Reb · « **Reply #50 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:39:29 AM »

I got curious

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    Moderate
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Moderate
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

Seems pretty stable, I worked through a lot of my issues the last few years.

Diunx · « **Reply #51 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:54:07 PM »

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Author Topic: Personality Disorder Test (Read 2169 times)