Movie of the year contender... Get ready for...

[tehjaybo]

BITCH SLAP: THE MOVIE

http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

"Go see Bitch Slap, it's like Citizen Kane, with boobs."

[talking about snakeskin boots] "Oh yeah, you like them?  You can't have them.  Go see Bitch Slap.  It's got the three B's, Boobs, Guns.... and....  cars....   well, more like BGK..."

Synopsis:

'Bitch Slap' The Motion Picture is a modern throwback to the 'B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s, mixing hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty!  'Cult Classic” and 'Cinematic Masterpiece” barely encompass this cat-fighting, girl-banging, pile-driving, go-go dancing, bronco-busting, bumping & grinding, philosophy-touting, breast-augmenting, femme-tastic f%@#-fest-fight-fantasy of epic proportions.  'Bitch Slap” – You know you want it!

Looks hilarious, imo.  But I just happen to love really shitty B movies. 

[Human Snorenado]

After the Tucker Max fiasco, I'm pretty sure I'm not listening to you about movies anymore.

[tehjaybo]

I wasn't aware it was a fiasco.  It was a pretty funny movie.  After enjoying the book, I enjoyed the movie.

And actually, for that matter, I never said I have "good taste" in movies.  I mean yeah, I like some of the movies that everyone praises as god, but I also enjoy the shitty funny movies.  If it can make me laugh, I will probably enjoy it.  I don't cry about it's production value or terrible acting and whine that I'm suffering through it.  I'll laugh about it being so bad, and actually enjoy myself.

So, okay.  But I'm gonna go see this.

Also, sarcasm is hard to convey via the internet, but let me confirm that the thread title is massive sarcasm.

[The Fake Shemp]

After the Tucker Max fiasco, I'm pretty sure I'm not listening to you about movies anymore.

I honestly thought tehjaybo was hawking another Tucker Max movie until I read his post.

But, yeah, I think I would rather take opinions from twerd on movies than tehjaybo at this point.