Author Topic: Final Fantasy XIII has GIANT ROBOTS FUCK YEAH (Read 7662 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **on:** November 24, 2009, 11:26:36 PM »

FUCK YEAH

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:53:43 PM »

Do all the summons in the game combine to create a Megazord?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:54:41 PM »

I sure hope not. Those aren't cool giant robots.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:06:46 AM »

Pretty nice trailer. There's still something so...Star Wars Ep.1 about the designs and I feel like it's all flash, but I have to play this game.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:33:13 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on November 24, 2009, 11:54:41 PM

I sure hope not. Those aren't cool giant robots.

You shut your filthy mouth!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:33:28 AM »

That ending was crazy hot. Hype

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:34:13 AM »

final fantasy transformers: the game

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:35:09 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 25, 2009, 12:33:13 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on November 24, 2009, 11:54:41 PM
I sure hope not. Those aren't cool giant robots.

You shut your filthy mouth!

I was in 7th grade when Power Rangers came out in the US, it never interested me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:55:02 AM »

Not about the robots but FFXIII looks to be out Shonening all the other Final Fantasy's.... I'm getting too old for this shit.

Its almost like that Blade / Twilight picture. I could picture a photoshop of the whole gang of FFXIII with a Super Mutant from Fallout 3 about to curbstomp the fuck out of all of them.

bork · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:57:26 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on November 25, 2009, 12:35:09 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 25, 2009, 12:33:13 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on November 24, 2009, 11:54:41 PM
I sure hope not. Those aren't cool giant robots.

You shut your filthy mouth!

I was in 7th grade when Power Rangers came out in the US, it never interested me.

Same. The Power Rangers robots reminded me of bad Voltron rip-offs. Voltron was so much fucking cooler, even the vehicle one.

This is the only good thing to have come out of Power Rangers.
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:05:40 AM »

I don't know who the fuck y'all is, y'all ready for some crab dick?

- I dick-slap bitches for a living!
- Combination fried rice, bitch!
- Oh yeah, chicken and watermelon!
- I'm barely eighteen!
- Bitch I don't give a fuck!

I quote anywhere from 10-20 of these lines during any multiplayer game on Xbox Live

"That's right bitch, and I'm gonna take you out...cuz my name is oogie boogie"
"You know where I'm from? Frosty Pookie Eddy Eddy!"
"What the fuck does that mean? I don't know, I'm Jose Canseco" (fires energy beam)

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:29:12 AM »

Wtf are you flames watching?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:32:14 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 25, 2009, 01:29:12 AM

Wtf are you flames watching?

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/fabula/ff13/

New trailer available at the Japanese site.

MCD · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:33:06 AM »

[youtube=560,345]w-S2A5Urc9Q&hd=1[/youtube]

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:41:30 AM »

still haven't seen enough gameplay, but whatever, the flood gates open in about 3 weeks.

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:43:46 AM »

It better be fun as hell to play. If the story is really one big fruity love story which it seems to be so far, then I know that I'm gonna hate it.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #16 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:17:02 AM »

Jesus fuck man. Day one.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:42:23 AM »

The last minute or so of that video makes it seem like pretty goofy fun, but man there's alot of queerness to get through though

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:47:01 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 25, 2009, 01:43:46 AM

It better be fun as hell to play. If the story is really one big fruity love story which it seems to be so far, then I know that I'm gonna hate it.

Ugh, fuck jrpgs. Fuck 'em right in the ear.

edit- fuck, that trailer is all in moon-speak.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:47:56 AM »

I want this game so bad.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:55:08 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 25, 2009, 02:47:56 AM

I want this game so bad.

cigarillo. Won't play the superior in every way but graphics Dragon Age because you're cool young dude ass couldn't resist from doing the xp glitch but you'll play this turd? Ugh.

bork · « **Reply #21 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 25, 2009, 01:43:46 AM

It better be fun as hell to play. If the story is really one big fruity love story which it seems to be so far, then I know that I'm gonna hate it.

Dude. It's Final Fantasy. What else could it be?

What I want to see is how the game turns out on the Xbox 360, but I guess we won't know that until next year. Or is there an Asian version coming?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:00:22 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 25, 2009, 02:57:27 AM

Quote from: Beezy on November 25, 2009, 01:43:46 AM
It better be fun as hell to play. If the story is really one big fruity love story which it seems to be so far, then I know that I'm gonna hate it.

Dude. It's Final Fantasy. What else could it be?

What I want to see is how the game turns out on the Xbox 360, but I guess we won't know that until next year. Or is there an Asian version coming?

I dunno, but I'm betting it's five discs.

Jansen · « **Reply #23 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:10:10 AM »

the summons look dumb as fuck but that seems to please some morons

Jansen · « **Reply #24 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:30:47 AM »

the gameplay in that trailer was badass. shame that there was only a minute of it sandwiched between all that melodramatic crap.

cool breeze · « **Reply #25 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:43:05 AM »

That trailer was uhhhhhhhhhh for three minutes, then they show the gameplay montage

Combat looks incredible. And as weird as the content seems, it looks like they are actually talking and moving at the same time now, a step up from the dialogue, pantomime, dialogue structure. Story looks like digimon.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:01:02 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 25, 2009, 02:55:08 AM

Quote from: demi on November 25, 2009, 02:47:56 AM
I want this game so bad.

cigarillo. Won't play the superior in every way but graphics Dragon Age because you're cool young dude ass couldn't resist from doing the xp glitch but you'll play this turd? Ugh.

The Japanese know how to code a game, brah. When BioWare stops being distinguished mentally-challenged fellows I might pay attention.

maxy · « **Reply #27 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:17:47 AM »

Music sucks,story sucks,but who cares about that,gameplay and environments look hot hot.

Uguu

MCD · « **Reply #28 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:31:39 AM »

music sucks because this is the real one:

[youtube=560,345]9q0_mNC5FQ8[/youtube]

square-enix once again raising the bar.

magus · « **Reply #29 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:10:38 AM »

i loved final fantasy x because of the melodrama,one of the things i hated in ff12 was that i can't even say who the bad guys he is because nothing ever happen in that game you just cross forest and then deserts and then mountains and then temple and it's just so damn boring and bland

besides we already know the next final fantasy is going to suck so can we at least hope for this one?

:'(

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #30 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:14:14 AM »

Day one. ¥9200 BITCHES. How much is that converted to Americas? OH YEAH IT'S $104 BECAUSE THE DOLLAR IS TANKING.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:'(

[close]

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:35:33 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 25, 2009, 02:57:27 AM

Quote from: Beezy on November 25, 2009, 01:43:46 AM
It better be fun as hell to play. If the story is really one big fruity love story which it seems to be so far, then I know that I'm gonna hate it.

Dude. It's Final Fantasy. What else could it be?

I guess, but there's something about this one which really annoys me. I'm gonna blame the theme song (both versions) for now.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32 on:** November 25, 2009, 09:39:38 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 25, 2009, 12:57:26 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on November 25, 2009, 12:35:09 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 25, 2009, 12:33:13 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on November 24, 2009, 11:54:41 PM
I sure hope not. Those aren't cool giant robots.

You shut your filthy mouth!

I was in 7th grade when Power Rangers came out in the US, it never interested me.

Same. The Power Rangers robots reminded me of bad Voltron rip-offs. Voltron was so much fucking cooler, even the vehicle one.

This is the only good thing to have come out of Power Rangers.
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]ZMeBkwoTFfQ[/youtube]

Jansen · « **Reply #33 on:** November 25, 2009, 11:24:33 AM »

Quote from: magus on November 25, 2009, 06:10:38 AM

i loved final fantasy x because of the melodrama,one of the things i hated in ff12 was that i can't even say who the bad guys he is because nothing ever happen in that game you just cross forest and then deserts and then mountains and then temple and it's just so damn boring and bland

besides we already know the next final fantasy is going to suck so can we at least hope for this one?

:'(

hopefully you will grow out of your disgusting weeaboo phase.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34 on:** November 25, 2009, 11:47:37 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on November 25, 2009, 06:14:14 AM

Day one. ¥9200 BITCHES. How much is that converted to Americas? OH YEAH IT'S $104 BECAUSE THE DOLLAR IS TANKING.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'(
[close]

Last time I checked Amazon Japan, they wanted ¥10,100.

magus · « **Reply #35 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:01:22 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on November 25, 2009, 11:24:33 AM

Quote from: magus on November 25, 2009, 06:10:38 AM
i loved final fantasy x because of the melodrama,one of the things i hated in ff12 was that i can't even say who the bad guys he is because nothing ever happen in that game you just cross forest and then deserts and then mountains and then temple and it's just so damn boring and bland

besides we already know the next final fantasy is going to suck so can we at least hope for this one?

:'(

hopefully you will grow out of your disgusting weeaboo phase.

nevah! weeaboo for life!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #36 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:52:21 PM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on November 25, 2009, 06:14:14 AM

Day one. ¥9200 BITCHES. How much is that converted to Americas? OH YEAH IT'S $104 BECAUSE THE DOLLAR IS TANKING.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'(
[close]

holy shit. Why are games so expensive there??

bork · « **Reply #37 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:10:37 PM »

It's a new Final Fantasy game. They know they can get away with the price-gouging.

Let's not forget that this is the same country that sells animu DVDs for 7000 yen a pop and makes you buy blu-ray/DVD combo packs for 9000 yen or higher.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:17:22 PM »

I am finally watching the trailer.

I'm too old for this shit.

Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 25, 2009, 01:17:22 PM

I am finally watching the trailer.

I'm too old for this shit.

So it's not just me. I'd be more ashamed to play this around people than Bayonetta.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:20:16 PM »

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/splash/f/finalfantasyXIII/default.htm

Vizzys · « **Reply #41 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:29:58 PM »

free chocobo avatar ^________^

MCD · « **Reply #42 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:35:50 PM »

KAWAII

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:43:29 PM »

Ya'll some haters. This game is going to be -the- event of 2010. Sorry.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #44 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:05:37 PM »

Have fun swapping those discs demi.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:14:49 PM »

You scared Junpei? The mega hit of 2010 is coming. Where will Bayonetta be?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #46 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:17:46 PM »

Hopefully not in a bargain bin.

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:19:36 PM »

So you can afford it then? Why are you hating on this game, it is doing you a favor.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #48 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:41:58 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 25, 2009, 04:19:36 PM

So you can afford it then? Why are you hating on this game, it is doing you a favor.

I'm hyped for it.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #49 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:54:26 PM »

Quote from: Borys on November 25, 2009, 04:30:59 PM

demi's right distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, it's the first next-gen FF game. It will be massive and awesome.

After the next gen Metal Gear game and the next gen Ninja Gaiden game both sucked horribly, I have no faith.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #50 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:13:24 PM »

NG2 doesn't suck :/

magus · « **Reply #51 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:37:43 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 25, 2009, 04:54:26 PM

Quote from: Borys on November 25, 2009, 04:30:59 PM
demi's right distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, it's the first next-gen FF game. It will be massive and awesome.

After the next gen Metal Gear game and the next gen Ninja Gaiden game both sucked horribly, I have no faith.

wouldn't it be more correct to say "after ffx-2 and ff12 i have no faith"?
i mean it's silly to look at other series that made the next gen jump to gauge the chance of this being good

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #52 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:49:32 PM »

I'd rather take sugoi styled weeaboo characters than painfully awkward George RR Martinesque sex scenes you find in BioWare games, including Dragon Age.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #53 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:52:54 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on November 25, 2009, 06:49:32 PM

I'd rather take sugoi styled weeaboo characters than painfully awkward George RR Martinesque sex scenes you find in BioWare games, including Dragon Age.

YOU OFFEND ME, SER

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #54 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:56:14 PM »

Awkward models awkwardly imitating the sexual reproductive act while 90s disposable rock-pop blasts in the background offends me more.

cool breeze · « **Reply #55 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:25:26 PM »

cheap-o, awkward Bioware sex scenes > highly produced uguu filth

knowing that Bioware didn't put effort in the sex scenes while Square has an army working the cutscenes makes all the difference. Plus, you can skip the sex scenes in Dragon Age.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:37:21 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on November 25, 2009, 06:56:14 PM

Awkward models awkwardly imitating the sexual reproductive act while 90s disposable rock-pop blasts in the background offends me more.

Yeah, you don't have to watch the lame ass sex scenes in Dragon Age tho, but no matter what you're gonna get the weeaboo nastiness all over you in FF.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #57 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:52:57 PM »

I look forward to the day when it's okay to be a weeaboo.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on November 25, 2009, 07:52:57 PM

I look forward to the day when it's okay to be a weeaboo.

Quit lying, you're looking forward to the day when it's ok to cut your junk off.

cool breeze · « **Reply #59 on:** November 25, 2009, 08:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on November 25, 2009, 07:52:57 PM

I look forward to the day when it's okay to be a weeaboo.

That day is getter farther away by the uguu

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Author Topic: Final Fantasy XIII has GIANT ROBOTS FUCK YEAH (Read 7662 times)