holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit tech glitch or HAUNTED HOUSE?!

[The Fake Shemp]

I am browsing my Motorola Cliq, really enjoying the Android interface and what not, and decide to put it down to respond to Malek's snarky posts.

Then, the phone actually makes the buzz as if someone is pressing the screen down (I am not touching it whatsoever) and one of the icons is dragged across the screen. It was a random circular motion.

I repeat, I'm not touching it whatsoever.

It stopped, but I'm wondering if it's some kind of hardware malfunction I should call tech support about or not.

Fucking weird.

[Cormacaroni]

should have given the old lady the extension on her mortgage Willco.

you coldhearted bastard.

[The Fake Shemp]

 

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You can make 100 million dollars now -- all you need is a camera, a Ouija board, and a girlfriend with big tits.

[The Fake Shemp]

They were big, weren't they?

[The Fake Shemp]

How big are we talking?

[Human Snorenado]

WHAR BE THESE TITTIES

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Even though she hasn't been in anything else, I thought that I could Google Image Search the actress' name and at least see a bunch of the most scintillating titty screencaps from the movie.....but nope, nothing. 

[Tauntaun]

I think my cock is haunted.   

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

I think my cock is haunted.   

when was the last time you performed an "excorsism" and "released its spirit" with the help of some "sacred materials"?