Author Topic: Shit you don't get (Read 28132 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** November 28, 2009, 02:37:37 PM »

community channel

She's asian and got tits? Explain.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2009, 03:04:48 PM »

hawt

[youtube=560,345]GyQOt-QXPY4[/youtube]

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:21:55 PM »

People that watch the featured videos on YouTube

Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:27:23 PM »

Why don't they make the airplane out of the black box material???

*Seinfeld*

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2009, 04:41:27 PM »

so a viet lady with a moderately-sized rack is Australia's #1 most subscribed youtube channel

I don't get it.

Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 28, 2009, 04:21:55 PM

People that watch the featured videos on YouTube

and this

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:12:36 PM »

Australian accents get me every time. She looks good not great, but the accent does the trick.

Plus imagine having a threesome with her and her twin

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:14:50 PM »

The Australian accent has the opposite effect on me. It sounds like British with Down's.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:36:04 PM »

The list of shit I don't get is long and distinguished, much like Himumu's johnson. It features all sorts of cretins- Republicans, ninthings, lolbertarians, people who like ICO, people who think WoW is a game, etc etc.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:40:14 PM »

People who think Megan Fox is hot. I've talked to six dudes I know who think she's hotter than Halle Berry. Someone explain this to me

Bocsius · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM »

I had to google "Megan Fox" to know who she is

still don't know who she is

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:35:36 PM »

I don't get the console wars, the intrigue over game sales or box office totals for movies, and why anyone would waste his or her life being a jerk on the Internet.

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:48:48 PM »

People who say some attractive celebrity isn't hot. Oh look!

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 05:40:14 PM

People who think Megan Fox is hot. I've talked to six dudes I know who think she's hotter than Halle Berry. Someone explain this to me

You know you'd jump at the chance to be with her, PD.

Quote from: Bocsius on November 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM

I had to google "Megan Fox" to know who she is

still don't know who she is

She's the chick from the Bayformers movies.

bork · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:52:06 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Rahib on November 28, 2009, 06:35:36 PM

I don't get the console wars, the intrigue over game sales or box office totals for movies, and why anyone would waste his or her life being a jerk on the Internet.

Yes, sales-age is distinguished mentally-challenged. As are fanboys who champion whatever it is they are defending like they stand to profit somehow from it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:52:56 PM »

Maurice Cooks: Hey, excuse me. You're in the way.
Megan Fox: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so rud-
Maurice Cooks: Whatever, I'm trying to buy this so could you just move.
Megan Fox: Look, I apologize. How about I take you out to lunc-
Maurice Cooks: Look, just get the fuck out of my way! You're not hot, so fucking move!
Megan Fox: ... I was just try-
Maurice Cooks: Shut the fuck up you whore!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2009, 06:54:20 PM »

1 ) White people. I mean really?
2 ) Dudes who go

at a chick with big fake tits, claim they want real curves, and then posts pictures of a chick with a big fake ass.
3 ) Poor conservatives. The upper class hate your ass yet you still kiss theirs. I dun get it.
4 ) Indie comedies. They're not funny, why do people see them? Even if it is shoring up indie cred, you're still paying large movie studios.
5 ) iPhones. Namely people who are broke as a joke but still own one. Suggest they should get rid of it to cut costs and they look at you like you're insane. Which leads me to...
6 ) Macs. Why do people get these things again? If the OS is so simple, can't you just install the OS onto your wintel? Speaking of which, after using both OS for some time, the Mac OS frustrated me because it was difficult to find files I needed that weren't icons on the desktop. I don't get it because they're overpriced.
7 ) Violent porn. I don't want to see gaping assholes or some dude ramming his 10" dong up a girl's asshole. It's unsettling but a lot of people love it because that is what a lot of porn is these days. I don't get it. Same goes for gonzo porn. I don't care what the cameraman thinks, shut the fuck up!
8 ) People choosing oversaturated college majors and then whining that they can't find a job. I don't get it.
9 ) People who lament the ills of capitalism but have a 500 Bluray and DVD collection.
10 ) Libertarians - your philosophy, already shaky in the first place, collapsed along with the stock market in 2008. A close follower of Rand, Greenspan, basically recanted his economic views. So why do libertarians still preach a failed philosophy? It's like saying the best way to put the fire on a burning house is gasoline. I lump the Beck and the new GOP here in also because there is a lot of overlap in these groups. Dudes who were shunned from the Goldwater Republican movement are now embraced. I really don't get it.

bork · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:03:51 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 06:54:20 PM

2 ) Dudes who go at a chick with big fake tits, claim they want real curves, and then posts pictures of a chick with a big fake ass.

Big fake tits do suck though. Shit's just nasty most of the time. Especially if you're going the porn route. As a matter of fact, the one thing I will say PD-style is who finds overly-plastic pornstars attractive? Everything's fucking fake.

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5 ) iPhones. Namely people who are broke as a joke but still own one. Suggest they should get rid of it to cut costs and they look at you like you're insane. Which leads me to...

What don't you "get?" It's just a smart phone. I like the browser on it a whole bunch.

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6 ) Macs. Why do people get these things again? If the OS is so simple, can't you just install the OS onto your wintel? Speaking of which, after using both OS for some time, the Mac OS frustrated me because it was difficult to find files I needed that weren't icons on the desktop. I don't get it because they're overpriced.

People get Macs because they want to use OSX and/or because of Apple's clever marketing. I use Windows and OSX and definitely prefer OSX, but ever since XP, Microsoft's been fine. They are definitely overpriced as hell.

I guess what I'm saying is that Macs are fine. I don't get the insane fanboys, but that applies to everything. My one complaint is that even after all this time, you still can't do everything on a Mac. With the advent of Boot Camp or programs like Parallels, you can run Windows to access what you need, but shouldn't OSX be able to and have the support for everything you need to do? Why does Windows XP also load up certain apps much faster than OSX does? Office 2007 Word comes right up. Office 2008 OSX Word takes like 30 seconds.

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7 ) Violent porn. I don't want to see gaping assholes or some dude ramming his 10" dong up a girl's asshole. It's unsettling but a lot of people love it because that is what a lot of porn is these days. I don't get it. Same goes for gonzo porn. I don't care what the cameraman thinks, shut the fuck up!

It's nasty-ass shit. People want to shocked and have been desensitized to the normal stuff because of the internet. How else would that explain the uh, "popularity" of two girls, one cup?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:14:04 PM »

I never said I wouldn't fuck her. I just said she's not attractive!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:14:38 PM »

The things I don't get about communitychannel is:
1. She's not funny
2. She not hot enough to be not funny

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 06:54:20 PM

2 ) Dudes who go at a chick with big fake tits, claim they want real curves, and then posts pictures of a chick with a big fake ass.
5 ) iPhones. Namely people who are broke as a joke but still own one. Suggest they should get rid of it to cut costs and they look at you like you're insane. Which leads me to...
7 ) Violent porn. I don't want to see gaping assholes or some dude ramming his 10" dong up a girl's asshole. It's unsettling but a lot of people love it because that is what a lot of porn is these days. I don't get it. Same goes for gonzo porn. I don't care what the cameraman thinks, shut the fuck up!
8 ) People choosing oversaturated college majors and then whining that they can't find a job. I don't get it.
9 ) People who lament the ills of capitalism but have a 500 Bluray and DVD collection.

These too. Especially gonzo porn.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:15:55 PM »

2) I'd be fine if someone is against big fake tits. The thing I don't get are the dudes who say they hate them but then post a bunch of pictures of women with fake asses. More than a few times have I seen a dude think Kim Kardashian's ass or that Angel Luv (the chick on the Kanye video when he was knocking off Justice? That one) has a natural ass. A lot of Brazilian chicks get fake asses. I'm guessing a lot of dudes are struggling to come to terms with the fact that fake asses are out there and since society is moving away from tits and more to asses, we'll be seeing a lot more fake asses.

5) What I don't get is how someone can be poor but say they can't live without their iPhone. Don't you need to spend $90 a month or whatever for it? That is what I don't get.

6) Can't you install Mac OS X on a Wintel style computer?

7) I think the draw of the two girls, one cup thing was the Youtubed reactions. I can't say I enjoy porn where her asshole is getting stretched to her limit. I saw some giant black dude put it up a tiny Eastern Euro girl's ass. I think his penis was about as big as her torso. I thought that was sick.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:22:16 PM »

fake tits and asses

And I totally agree with T EXP on the iPhone shit.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:22:33 PM »

Actually the whole iPhone thing is really a symptom of society not being able to live within it's means as well good ole' fashioned keep'n up with the Joneses bullshit. It's the same thing with cars, fashion, houses etc. It's just that the iPhone is the most obvious product.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:34:12 PM »

email. don't get it. don't get how to trouble shoot it. i'm lost.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:35:16 PM »

on that note, I don't get why people still use AOL (and to a lesser extent, Yahoo!).

cool breeze · « **Reply #23 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:53:04 PM »

The iphone thing is too true. I think it extends to people who don't understand what being poor means. An acquaintance in one of my classes talks about how he's he broke and shit, then a day later he tells me about new sneakers or a laptop he bought.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #24 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:59:23 PM »

[youtube=560,345]gQo2XKHaGY8&feature=PlayList&p=340D1D8628490B45&index=0&playnext=1[/youtube]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:01:28 PM »

I don't get that, either.

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:17:19 PM »

Actually the OP got me to thinking about something I don't get--

Why do people think Asian females can't have big chests or rear ends? Not true.

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 07:15:55 PM

2) I'd be fine if someone is against big fake tits. The thing I don't get are the dudes who say they hate them but then post a bunch of pictures of women with fake asses. More than a few times have I seen a dude think Kim Kardashian's ass or that Angel Luv (the chick on the Kanye video when he was knocking off Justice? That one) has a natural ass. A lot of Brazilian chicks get fake asses. I'm guessing a lot of dudes are struggling to come to terms with the fact that fake asses are out there and since society is moving away from tits and more to asses, we'll be seeing a lot more fake asses.

The fake ass thing is new to me; how does one spot this, beyond the obvious HUMONGOID rear-end?

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5) What I don't get is how someone can be poor but say they can't live without their iPhone. Don't you need to spend $90 a month or whatever for it? That is what I don't get.

No, not necessarily. My cousin just got an iPhone and said he was considering returning it for financial reasons (not that he can't afford it, but rather does not want to pay a high amount for his cell phone bill), and he'd heard the same thing you said. Expensive data plans and smart phones kind of go hand in hand. It's not just an iPhone thing.

So I guess it's "I don't get why people struggling financially keep buying shit they don't need." Materialism in full effect. GOTTA have that latest n' greatest!

GOTTA look like I got dat cash!

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6) Can't you install Mac OS X on a Wintel style computer?

I don't know much about this, but I think there are supposed to be issues with running stuff and updating, and then you have the obvious lack of support from Apple. People definitely do it on certain netbook models though.

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7) I think the draw of the two girls, one cup thing was the Youtubed reactions. I can't say I enjoy porn where her asshole is getting stretched to her limit. I saw some giant black dude put it up a tiny Eastern Euro girl's ass. I think his penis was about as big as her torso. I thought that was sick.

To be honest I'm not turned on at all by anal sex. All I can think about is how there's shit up there.

GilloD · « **Reply #27 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM »

Doctor WHo.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:03:18 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM

Doctor WHo.

Motherfucker, it's ON now.

Lyte- regarding the AZN girl thing, I see lots of Asian chicks with big boobies but I still have yet to this day to see an Asian girl with a nice thick ass. I'm not talking fat like PD would, but just good n' thick. I would certainly accept photographic evidence to the contrary, however!

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:10:56 PM »

I would fight to defend Doctor Who honor

and asian chicks have crepe ass. I don't see where the no breast thing comes from. White women are mostly flat, which is why most fake titty women you see are white.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 28, 2009, 07:59:23 PM

[youtube=560,345]gQo2XKHaGY8&feature=PlayList&p=340D1D8628490B45&index=0&playnext=1[/youtube]

I really don't get that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:16:25 PM »

Dr. Who: it's like those bad SciFi originals from the 90s, I don't get the appeal

Animal Collective: Tried listening to them. They have some ok stuff but I don't get the piles of praise they get

Baseball: yawn

Megan Fox: Rat face, pale as fuck. I don't get it

Loud dudes: I'm baffled as to why loud obnoxious dudes seem to attract chicks. The act is so fake and you'd think it insults most women's intelligence, but I see this work on a daily basis. And it's not like I hang around dumb people either, which makes things even more confusing.

Twitter: If you aren't in the entertainment, media, or business world I don't see the point in telling everyone what you're doing every 10 minutes. No one gives a fuck

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on November 28, 2009, 09:16:53 PM

Alcohol

Drugs

Black people

Women

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/PD
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You left out the most obvious one...

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pussy lol

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:05:51 PM »

smh

bork · « **Reply #34 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:12:55 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 28, 2009, 09:03:18 PM

Lyte- regarding the AZN girl thing, I see lots of Asian chicks with big boobies but I still have yet to this day to see an Asian girl with a nice thick ass. I'm not talking fat like PD would, but just good n' thick. I would certainly accept photographic evidence to the contrary, however!

Google "micro bikini oily dance." Youtube even has videos.

Evidence for your perusal, sir:

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http://www.whatthechrist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/thick_asian_ass.jpg

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Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 09:16:25 PM

Megan Fox: Rat face, pale as fuck. I don't get it

Twice in the same thread?

PD just can't stop thinking about Megan Fox.

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Twitter: If you aren't in the entertainment, media, or business world I don't see the point in telling everyone what you're doing every 10 minutes. No one gives a fuck

I agree with you on this one. But it's so damn popular that clearly people DO give a fuck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:13:56 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 28, 2009, 10:00:49 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on November 28, 2009, 09:16:53 PM
Alcohol

Drugs

Black people

Women

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/PD
[close]

You left out the most obvious one...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pussy lol
[close]

bork · « **Reply #36 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:15:50 PM »

I was waiting for someone to make that joke.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:18:59 PM »

So much hate in this thread, smh

I've never seen an asian chick with a nice ass irl, but I've seen some big boobed asian chicks irl on many occasions

bork · « **Reply #38 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:23:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:18:59 PM

So much hate in this thread, smh

Yeah, from you.

I don't get PD.

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I've never seen an asian chick with a nice ass irl, but I've seen some big boobed asian chicks irl on many occasions

I got to see plenty of nice J-ass at the local beach back in Kanazawa. Besides, you guys all seem to be thinking of just Chinese/Korean/Japanese when you see the word "Asian." Plenty of other Asian asses to ogle out there.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #39 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:27:50 PM »

IRL i have seen more AZN chicks in this ratio medium > large > small breasteses. I have even seen an AZN chick with Chun-Li thighs. The asses thing most filipino girls seem to have have nice arses but otherwise it's very rare.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:30:48 PM »

I'm not hating, just saying I think Megan Fox is ugly.

Asians with ass FTW tho. Well, at least in IR porn

bork · « **Reply #41 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:37:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:30:48 PM

I'm not hating, just saying I think Megan Fox is ugly.

This thread is nothing but hate. PD

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Asians with ass FTW tho. Well, at least in IR porn

They have infrared porn now? Now I've seen everything.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #42 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:39:49 PM »

Filipinas probably have a decent ass because of all of the Spanish rapist blood coursing through their veins.

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 28, 2009, 10:00:49 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on November 28, 2009, 09:16:53 PM
Alcohol

Drugs

Black people

Women

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/PD
[close]

You left out the most obvious one...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pussy lol
[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »

interracial

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #44 on:** November 28, 2009, 10:47:06 PM »

Actually I think it the 'islander' blood in them too.

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:19:34 PM »

Asian chicks are hot when mixed. Almost every Asian chick I've seen I think is hot is mixed.

I'm just not attracted to Asians.

bork · « **Reply #46 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:26:48 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2009, 11:19:34 PM

Asian chicks are hot when mixed. Almost every Asian chick I've seen I think is hot is mixed. I'm just not attracted to Asians.

Contradiction.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #47 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:29:30 PM »

'Mixed' people are generally hotter any way himu.

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:32:28 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on November 28, 2009, 08:54:02 PM

Doctor WHo.

co-sign

Also, movies

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #49 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 11:29:30 PM

'Mixed' people are generally hotter any way himu.

.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:37:54 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on November 28, 2009, 10:37:21 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 10:30:48 PM
I'm not hating, just saying I think Megan Fox is ugly.

This thread is nothing but hate. PD

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Asians with ass FTW tho. Well, at least in IR porn

They have infrared porn now? Now I've seen everything.

Yeah, didn't you see the Paris Hilton tape?

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:38:43 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 28, 2009, 11:29:30 PM

'Mixed' people are generally hotter any way himu.

Agreed.

Diunx · « **Reply #52 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:40:28 AM »

Josh Whedon shows.

bork · « **Reply #53 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:45:25 AM »

Sean Hannity.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:50:04 AM »

people.

Beezy · « **Reply #55 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:04:00 AM »

skinny jeans for guys

Quote from: T EXP on November 28, 2009, 07:15:55 PM

2) I'd be fine if someone is against big fake tits. The thing I don't get are the dudes who say they hate them but then post a bunch of pictures of women with fake asses. More than a few times have I seen a dude think Kim Kardashian's ass or that Angel Luv (the chick on the Kanye video when he was knocking off Justice? That one) has a natural ass. A lot of Brazilian chicks get fake asses. I'm guessing a lot of dudes are struggling to come to terms with the fact that fake asses are out there and since society is moving away from tits and more to asses, we'll be seeing a lot more fake asses.

Agreed, so I hope you didn't have me in mind when you said this. I post 100% grade A booty meat. I didn't know about Brazilians and fake asses though.

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I'd still

Kim K.

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Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:08:17 AM »

KIM KARDASHIAN

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:09:09 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 29, 2009, 01:04:00 AM

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A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:10:50 AM »

Also, I don't get how Democrats have to compromise on everything when they're in power and Republicans can just ram through anything they want and if you oppose it then you hate freedom.

Ok, I lied. I totally get that- Democrats are pussies and the President thinks that he can run the country like the Harvard Law Review.

MCD · « **Reply #59 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:26:38 AM »

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Author Topic: Shit you don't get (Read 28132 times)