Shit you don't get

[Madrun Badrun]

evilbore

Really?  Unlike people, we are not that complicated.

[TakingBackSunday]

Lost

[The Fake Shemp]

evilbore

Here, let me explain evilbore to you:

[Beezy]

How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?

[MCD]

evilbore

Here, let me explain evilbore to you:

tauntaun

[etiolate]

I don't understand why fountain soda tastes better from a straw than from the cup, but it does!~ IT DOES!

[Rman]

How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?

Maximizing Vitamin D absorption.

[etiolate]

I had known skin color to a product of annual sun intake. Or that people who could handle more sun kept close to the equator, while lighter skinned people migrated north.

[Himu]

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THIS

1000X THIS

I NEVER GOT IT

WHY?!?!

But after going to jail, now I get it. It's a part of prison life. You've got no belt, or anything and your pants are always sagging. So is it like saying,"I'm hood, yo?"

[Beezy]

How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?

Maximizing Vitamin D absorption.

Just wiki'd it. Makes sense.

No one knows about refurbished shit? A backwards compatible PS3 for $230 would make me really happy right now.

[Mupepe]

How people became lighter. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it that I just haven't heard yet.

LCD TVs. I honestly don't like how they look. There's something off or unnatural about their image.

Refurbished products. Are they reliable? I was at a Sony outlet store earlier today and the had stacks of 40GB PS3s for $230. Those are the backwards compatible ones, right?

Maximizing Vitamin D absorption.

Just wiki'd it. Makes sense.

No one knows about refurbished shit? A backwards compatible PS3 for $230 would make me really happy right now.

refurbished stuff is generally ok.  and the 40 gb ps3's are not BC

[Beezy]

*dreams crushed* Thanks, I guess I'll just wait until I can get a slim.

[Mupepe]

*dreams crushed* Thanks, I guess I'll just wait until I can get a slim.

well it's BC with PS1 if that makes it better!  Just not PS2.

[Phoenix Dark]

But after going to jail, now I get it. It's a part of prison life. You've got no belt, or anything and your pants are always sagging. So is it like saying,"I'm hood, yo?"

Poor people accepting donated clothes, most which were over-size and sagging, too poor to afford belts they let it hang.

This. Sure it happens in prison as well but the trend originated in lower income places. My dad works at a prison/mental facility part time and was always spreading the prison origin meme, which got annoying after awhile.

It looks dumb, especially for someone allegedly so gangster they have to escape the police; how can you do that with your shit hanging out smh.

[OptimoPeach]

It looks dumb, especially for someone allegedly so gangster they have to escape the police; how can you do that with your shit hanging out smh.

I kept thinking this all throughout The Wire. Bodie couldn't even walk across the street without having to hold his pants up

Having said that (CURB LOL), I'll gladly take sagging over skinny jeans.

[Beezy]

That weird motherfucker known as the platypus.

Why narwhals don't skewer shit with their tusk thingy.

[Phoenix Dark]

Overweight chicks who wear tank tops/shirts that expose their bellys. I'm all for thick chicks but come on

Fat guys who don't wear underwear. It seems like there's a correlation between fat and not wearing underwear, at least when it comes to the dudes who sit in front of me in class. It's not like I'm searching for their junk either - it's all in my face.

Loud ring tones. I fail to see the point in interrupting a class with your loud "i was gettin some head, get gettin some headdd" ring tone, only to shut it off as fast as possible - but not before taking my mind off my work. Why not put it on vibrate.

[Himu]

This is what I don't get: WHY ARE DUAL SHOCK 3'S 55 FUCKING BUCKS?!!?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Because Sony is $5,000,000,000 in the hole from the PS3.  Got to make money somehow.

[Beezy]

They're $40 on amazon, Himuro.

[CajoleJuice]

Amazon

[Brehvolution]

Government officials who say the government can't run anything right.

[Mr. Gundam]

Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Government officials who say the government can't run anything right.

This!

[demi]

Fat guys who don't wear underwear. It seems like there's a correlation between fat and not wearing underwear, at least when it comes to the dudes who sit in front of me in class. It's not like I'm searching for their junk either - it's all in my face.

what?? where do you see this? i will come to you bro. fuck YES i will.

[Eel O'Brian]

Dudes who wear makeup and aren't named Alice Cooper or members of KISS

[Eel O'Brian]

Strident atheists who come over to my house and ruin every goddamned holiday droning on and on and trying to get me to read books about not believing in god when I have clearly expressed that I don't need an instruction manual on how not to believe in something

[Beezy]

Hip hop fans who never gave the Clipse a chance. Fuck all of you.

[The Fake Shemp]

Strident atheists who come over to my house and ruin every goddamned holiday droning on and on and trying to get me to read books about not believing in god when I have clearly expressed that I don't need an instruction manual on how not to believe in something

Modern Warfare 2 am i rite

[Eel O'Brian]

i'm pretty sure in some alternate universe, on some alternate evilbore, that makes a lick of fucking sense

but not in this one

[The Fake Shemp]

I got it on the first read through.

[bork]

-Everyone on peopleofwalmart.com.

-This.
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[Don Flamenco]

scat fetishists.  I mean really.  come on.

[Barry Egan]

The haters.

[Bildi]

scat fetishists.  I mean really.  come on.

Yah.

I get the watersports though. 

[Tauntaun]

Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Lemme splain:

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[Mandark]

"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me."  I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight.  I think I get hardcore libertarianism.  I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

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[demi]

lmao. That's the Himuro effect

[Bildi]

That reminds me - I don't get the gutteral growling of death metal.  It's not that I hate it, it's that I don't get it.

I wish I would get it because I have no trouble with the music otherwise.

[demi]

Thats cause yall listening to the wrong stuff.

[Mr. Gundam]

Horror movies
Wrestling
"Metal"
Batman
Comic book fans who bitch about properties being milked and driven into the ground, yet spooge all over anything with Deadpool in it.

Lemme splain:

I get that metal. I don't get the metal (why I put it in quotes) that the yahoo's over at GAF go on about ad nauseum.

[Human Snorenado]

F'realz now- I don't get prog rock.  Who cares how difficult and technically impressive it is if it sounds like crap?  Thinking of Rush primarily here.

[Phoenix Dark]

... 

[Human Snorenado]

Is that directed at me, honkey?  Cause only a honkey would like Rush.

[Mr. Gundam]

F'realz now- I don't get prog rock.  Who cares how difficult and technically impressive it is if it sounds like crap?  Thinking of Rush primarily here.

But but but you don't understand their technical prowess with the guitar! The fact that you don't like my favorite bands is irrelevant since you fail to see just how difficult and technically complex the music is.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Is that directed at me, honkey?  Cause only a honkey would like Rush.

I can understand hatin on prog rock but Rush has some really great stuff. Even at their most masturbatory they're entertaining in part because of their technical prowess/charisma, which can't be said of many prog bands. I'm going through King Crimson's albums right now and wow they waste so much time with long periods of bullshit that totally kills the mood. I like Tool but they're guilty of this as well

[Mr. Gundam]

I've lost count of how many times I've been lectured about the technical prowess of Tool's dummer by rabid fans just for saying that I don't like them.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm sure that honkey just said something, but all I heard was

Cher has some classics

[Vizzys]

Is that directed at me, honkey?  Cause only a honkey would like Rush.

I can understand hatin on prog rock but Rush has some really great stuff. Even at their most masturbatory they're entertaining in part because of their technical prowess/charisma, which can't be said of many prog bands. I'm going through King Crimson's albums right now and wow they waste so much time with long periods of bullshit that totally kills the mood. I like Tool but they're guilty of this as well

youre not ready to step into the court of the crimson king

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm sure that honkey just said something, but all I heard was

Cher has some classics

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm sure that honkey just said something, but all I heard was

Cher has some classics

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There are facts. Water is wet, German chocolate cake is godly, and Cher has some classics

[demi]

what do you think of the new creed?

[Human Snorenado]

More facts- Maurice is a honkey and has never known the touch of a woman.

[Beezy]

"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." 

I honestly don't get why someone would wear their jeans like that.

[Phoenix Dark]

what do you think of the new creed?

It's a continuation of the shit they did on Weathered - lots of ballads and soft stuff, with the harder stuff sounding pretty forced. There are a couple songs I like but overall it's very disappointing.

And maybe it's because I'm older now but lol @ the lyrics. I haven't listened to their old stuff in ages so I dunno how it holds up.

[cool breeze]

"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me."  I like to think that I get most things, even if I hate them.

I pretty much get Twilight.  I think I get hardcore libertarianism.  I've mostly sussed out passive aggression.

But I don't get this shit:

[youtube=560,345]TT2GRpwwS8M[/youtube]

Agreed.

Just about Twilight, when I talked about it with some fangirl in one of my classes, I realized there was a fine line between my interest in video games and hers in Twilight, and it was pretty clear that I had no right to reticule her.

That uguu stuff I don't understand.  Like, it's wrong on so many levels.  There is the fact that it is used to end speech, possibly implying distinguished mentally-challenged.  It is said by a young girl.  It is said by a cartoon.  It is fawned over by weeaboos.  Is it safe to assume that these people are pedophiles with a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow fetish and desires to bang a 2D image drawn by some low cost Korean animator? I'd say so.

[EmCeeGrammar]

"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." 

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I honestly don't get why someone would wear their jeans like that.

Do they go by Huey, Louie, and Dewie by chance?  They totally should!

[Phoenix Dark]

"I don't get X" usually just means "X is stupid and annoys me." 

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I honestly don't get why someone would wear their jeans like that.

Do they go by Huey, Louie, and Dewie by chance?  The totally should!

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pretty sure my blackness can't be questioned if this stuff is passable

[Human Snorenado]

CHER.

I repeat, CHER.  Not only should we be questioning your blackness, but your alleged heteroness as well.

[Himu]

But I don't get this shit:

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Trust me dude. No one does.

[Phoenix Dark]

I like how out of context, that beginning of the song can be about a bunch of dudes getting together to jerk off.

Actually, that could be true for a lot of the song.

maybe you aren't far off

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