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Himu

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Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« on: November 30, 2009, 10:10:19 AM »
We had this discussion months ago when the new remasters came out, but fuck it, let's do it again. It's been months, maybe some opinions changed.

1. Abbey Road - most consistent, no bad track I don't want to skip.
2. White Album - best double lp? name better.
3. Sgt. Pepper's - would be my favorite if not for Getting Better, Lovely Rita and Within You Without You.

4. Rubber Soul
5. Help!
6. Past Masters
7. Magical Mystery Tour
8. Let It Be
9. Revolver

None of the rest are worth mentioning.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 10:18:25 AM »
They are all worse then any Wings album.
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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 10:23:43 AM »
Revolver last?  Really?  This is why black people shouldn't be allowed to listen to the Beatles.
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 10:24:27 AM »
Revolver zzz
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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 10:25:41 AM »
Never listened to a Beatles album, but my sources say they're all classics.

Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 10:29:04 AM »
:bow WHITE ALBUM :bow2

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 10:32:08 AM »
Revolver zzz

Taxman, Eleanor Rigby, Tomorrow Never Knows, Got to Get You Into My Life, Good Day Sunshine, Yellow Submarine... yeah, black people shouldn't be allowed to listen to the Beatles.  Help, Let it Be and White Album ranked above it?  Pfft.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 10:32:59 AM »
Revolver last?  Really?  This is why black people shouldn't be allowed to listen to the Beatles.

1. Abbey Road - most consistent although there is filler (Mean Mr Mustard, Polythene Pam)
2. White Album - second disk isn't nearly as good as the first disk.
3. Sgt. Pepper  
4. Revolver -
5. Magical Mystery Tour  
6. Rubber Soul - Think For Yourself and The Word are filler   

everything else is a second rate rip off of better music (Sam Cooke), and Let it Be is forgettable
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 10:33:40 AM »
:bow PD :bow2

The same top 3

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I agree that a lot of their pre-Sgt. Pepper's work is derivative, but Help! has Yesterday, man. Yesterday.
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archie4208

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 11:52:27 AM »
1.  Abbey Road - medley :drool
2.  MMT - Their most consistent album.  There isn't a single bad track to be found.
3.  Rubber Soul - Yet another consistent album.  There aren't any bad songs, but MMT has Walrus and Strawberry Fields
4.  Revolver - This album would probably be my number 1 if it weren't for Yellow Submarine.  Fuck you, Ringo.
5.  Sgt Pepper - Strong start but it gets kinda boring after She's Leaving Home.  A Day in the Life is one of the greatest songs of all time, though. :o
6.  Let It Be - Vastly underrated album.  There are some throwaway tracks, but everything else is really good. (I Me Mine <3)
7.  White - Waaaaay to schizophrenic.  It still boggles my mind that Helter Skelter and Revolution 9 can be on the same disc. ???

Robo

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 12:13:27 PM »
4.  Revolver - This album would probably be my number 1 if it weren't for Yellow Submarine.  Fuck you, Ringo.

Yellow Submarine is a Lennon/McCartney song.
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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 12:18:39 PM »
What the fuck is wrong with Yellow Submarine? Get over yourselves elitist scum!
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2009, 12:30:31 PM »
lol pd

And I agree, Archie. Sgt. Pepper's get super boring after She's Leaving Home. If the rest of the album were like the tracks up to that point, it'd be the best Beatles album imo.
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Robo

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2009, 12:34:04 PM »
1. Abbey Road
2. Revolver
3. Sgt. Pepper
4. Rubber Soul
5. The Beatles
6. Magical Mystery Tour
7. Let It Be... Naked
8. Help!
9. A Hard Day's Night
10. Let It Be
11. Please Please Me
12. With the Beatles
13. Beatles for Sale
14. Yellow Submarine

Outside the canon, I'd throw Past Masters vol. 2 above Magical Mystery Tour, vol. 1 above With the Beatles, and the Cirque du Soleil compilation "Love" above Let It Be.

Also, Blonde on Blonde > The White Album.
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2009, 12:42:21 PM »
I should check out Dylan.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2009, 12:42:54 PM »
All Eyez On Me>White Album>The Wall>>>Dylan's career
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2009, 12:43:52 PM »
All Eyez on Me? :lol

I haven't listened to disc 2 of AEOM in years.

What about Life After Death? I think that album is aight.
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Robo

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2009, 12:45:26 PM »
The Wall  :lol

Terrible trolling attempt.
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2009, 12:48:43 PM »
The Wall is...wow. It has a lot of great songs but...a lot of crap too :(
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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2009, 12:53:36 PM »
The Wall is...wow. It has a lot of great songs but...a lot of crap too :(

Like the White Album
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Himu

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2009, 12:54:25 PM »
Disagree. I don't think White Album has that much crap. Most of the songs are listenable, which is rare when it comes to double lp's for me.
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archie4208

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2009, 01:13:22 PM »
4.  Revolver - This album would probably be my number 1 if it weren't for Yellow Submarine.  Fuck you, Ringo.

Yellow Submarine is a Lennon/McCartney song.

Ringo sang it so I hold him responsible. :maf

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2009, 01:19:18 PM »
Blonde on Blonde > Abbey Road.

YUP
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Robo

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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2009, 01:23:12 PM »
:bow Visions of Johanna :bow2
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Re: Real Talk: Rank all The Beatles albums
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2009, 01:58:50 PM »
1. Abbey Road
2. White Album
3. Rubber Sour
4. Revolver
5. Sgt. Pepper's
6. Magical Mystery Tour
7. Let It Be
8. Help!
9. A Hard Day's Night
10. Please Please Me
11. With the Beatles
12. Beatles for Sale
13. Yellow Submarine

I'd give my reasons, but law school. . .   :-\ :( :'(

I will say that my opinion of Pepper's has improved after listening to the remastered disc.