Author Topic: German Truck Simulator (Read 1911 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** December 01, 2009, 11:35:05 AM »

Bow down bitches

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

archie4208 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:44:16 AM »

PC gaming

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:45:39 AM »

GTA: Germany

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #3 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:53:01 AM »

This game looks verwunderlich! Day ein

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:06:46 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:25:37 PM »

Sick guitar riff

Edit: Sounds like Burnout 1/2 music. Couldn't put my finger on it at first.

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:50:35 PM »

the only thing youll be burning out in this game is diesel and methamphetamine

iconoclast · « **Reply #7 on:** December 01, 2009, 05:04:34 PM »

Truck Simulator >>> Forklift Simulator

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #8 on:** December 01, 2009, 05:15:49 PM »

First 5 seconds reminded me of the carrier missions in Blast Corps.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** December 01, 2009, 05:20:45 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on December 01, 2009, 05:15:49 PM

First 5 seconds reminded me of the carrier missions in Blast Corps.

Man, Blast Corps 2 would be so awesome with the technology we have today.

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2009, 05:30:13 PM »

The internet has conditioned me to assume everything "German" is going to involve pooping, barfing and anal sex. Needless to say, I found this trailer disappointing.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 01, 2009, 07:16:32 PM »

They might.

And fuck it up.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2009, 08:51:17 PM »

I eagerly await the Manabyte expansion where you are inexplicably fired from your trucking job in the middle of nowhere, which you then write suicidal messages on a video game messageboard, and then take a bus back to your place.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:10:36 PM »

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DELIVER WIENERSNITCHELS

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:40:25 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 01, 2009, 09:10:36 PM

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DELIVER WIENERSNITCHELS

I like Firefox's spelling suggestions:

WIENERS
SONSOFBITCHES
KITCHENETTES
WINDCHEATERS

cool breeze · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2009, 09:55:07 PM »

I played a bus driving game before. It was pretty awesome, actually.

Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:49:23 PM »

Now when people say "GT is boring the shit out of me" we'll have to clarify whether they mean 'Gran Turismo' or 'German Truck'.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2010, 12:50:19 PM »

Demo is out bitches!

http://www.germantrucksimulator.com/download.php

Fuck you Forza and Gran Tourismo!!

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:34:18 PM »

This rocks hard. You can detach your trailer in the middle of the road and cause a traffic jam, you can snake on the roads to stop cars from passing you, you can pull off awesome drifts on sharp bends. The pictures I took didn't get saved but they wouldn't have done this game justice. It is a very pretty game.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2010, 11:13:15 AM »

Ja ja! Ich versuche, die Demo dann gehe Scheiße in meinem wife' s-Mund!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:25:42 PM »

I got the cement delivered on time!!

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2010, 01:03:52 AM »

How the hell do you market a game like this?

"EVER WISH YOU WERE DRIVING TRUCKS IN GERMANY?"

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #22 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:41:31 AM »

LET US MEET HANS

HANS GETS BOOST BY DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD

HANS'S MISSION OF DELIVERING GLASS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN STUPID TRAFFIC RULES

HANS IS BORED OF HAULING GLASS AND LEAVES IT FOR LATER

pilonv1 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:48:15 AM »

I must get this demo

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2010, 12:06:54 AM »

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years!

You bitches slept on the first one so don't miss out again on the new shit.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Demo!

http://www.uktrucksimulator.com/download.php

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2010, 01:10:42 AM »

I'm waiting for Polish Truck Simulator.

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2010, 05:58:33 PM »

They should put these on xbox live with achievements

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Author Topic: German Truck Simulator (Read 1911 times)