Author Topic: Dec 3 2009 will go down as the last day of the American Empire (Read 1734 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** December 06, 2009, 05:19:48 AM »

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GUIDO-TASTIC

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:25:34 AM »

Tieno · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:30:19 AM »

smh.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:33:06 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 05:25:34 AM

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omg, I know I shouldn't laugh because punching women is wrong, but maybe not if it's a guido woman? I dunno.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:48:44 AM »

Good thing none of us watch this stuff. You gonna keep us updated?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:53:30 AM »

Of course Borys thinks the girl with the biggest, most obnoxious fake tits is hot.

chronovore · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2009, 09:58:41 AM »

http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/italian-american-organizations-to-pressure-advertisers-on-mtvs-jersey-shore

Basically they don't want these real people shown, because it mischaracterizes them?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:30:56 AM »

Michael Corleone is rolling in his grave

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:55:48 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 05:25:34 AM

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I said "wow."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:03:18 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on December 06, 2009, 09:58:41 AM

http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/italian-american-organizations-to-pressure-advertisers-on-mtvs-jersey-shore

Basically they don't want these real people shown, because it mischaracterizes them?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:08:26 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 05:25:34 AM

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I didn't get a chance to post this in the captainbiotch thread :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:10:27 AM »

Jersey-Italian culture is borderline homoerotic.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:18:09 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2009, 11:10:27 AM

Jersey-Italian culture is borderline homoerotic.

borderline?

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tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2009, 11:54:42 AM »

At least everyone in this thread (aside from Cajole) doesn't have to deal with shit like this all over the place

guidos

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:19:45 PM »

"The Situation" sounds like the most obnoxious guido, ever. And I was reading an article that his hijinks actually works on women in his area.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:50:55 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 06, 2009, 11:54:42 AM

At least everyone in this thread (aside from Cajole) doesn't have to deal with shit like this all over the place

guidos

I actively avoid places where they congregate. Unfortunately, that's where girls usually go, too. $:-\$

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 06, 2009, 04:39:59 PM

I wish I could watch this.

I wish I could too :'( the internet's really let me down.

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:55:19 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 04:50:55 PM

Quote from: tiesto on December 06, 2009, 11:54:42 AM
At least everyone in this thread (aside from Cajole) doesn't have to deal with shit like this all over the place

guidos

I actively avoid places where they congregate. Unfortunately, that's where girls usually go, too. $:-\$

But, seriously, those girls are there because that's the kind of guy they're after.

If you go to a bar to meet women, you'll meet women who like to go to bars.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:00:18 PM »

Oh yeah, definitely. I realize that too.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:09:08 PM »

This wouldn't be nearly as obnoxious if it didn't feel so, I dunno, wholesale. I mean, these dudes (tarts) aspire to look just like the next dude (tart).

Then again, other trends tend to feel just as uniform from everyone trying to look unique, so I guess we're just doomed.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:20:52 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 06, 2009, 06:09:26 PM

Quote from: chronovore on December 06, 2009, 05:55:19 PM
But, seriously, those girls are there because that's the kind of guy they're after.

If you go to a bar to meet women, you'll meet women who like to go to bars.

Chrono dropping the knowledge.

You know, there are different kind of bars, real talk. If you go to a shitty bar you'll meet shitty people.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:22:49 PM »

That too.

I just meant to say I avoid guidos as much as possible, and it's just depressing that so many girls here seem to gravitate to them. But yeah, those types of girls aren't exactly the ones that I'm interested in. Every once in a while when I go to a bar with a shitload of them, I want to nuke Long Island from orbit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:26:11 PM »

So... what girls are left in Long Island that you are actually interested in then?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2009, 06:26:51 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2009, 08:02:15 PM »

All the cool chicks to hang with are probably homebodies or are probably at some hipster event. Club going guidettes are horribly obnoxious.

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Author Topic: Dec 3 2009 will go down as the last day of the American Empire (Read 1734 times)