Author Topic: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass?? (Read 8687 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #60 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:58:50 PM »

I think its a Latin thing. We get so horny and crazy that we're willing to disregard certain limits and just deal with the overbearing taste of batteries.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #61 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:05:55 PM »

I think the 'Porn Drift' principle applies perfectly here. Let's call it 'Freak Drift'. The more we get our freak on, the freakier we likes to get.

GilloD · « **Reply #62 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:44:56 PM »

THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM

Diunx · « **Reply #63 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:53:13 PM »

Never done it, but wouldn't say no if a girl asked me to do it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #64 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:59:44 PM »

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I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #65 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:00:41 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 07, 2009, 09:59:44 PM

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I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.
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So now we know how it all started.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #66 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 07, 2009, 10:00:41 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 07, 2009, 09:59:44 PM

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I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.
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So now we know how it all started.

Pretty much. A girl that I first met in 7th grade. She got married after high school, and then got divorced about 4 years later. I was around for that summer while her divorce was being finalized. Had a fucking crazy summer before heading off to graduate school and getting together with my now-wife.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #67 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:11:03 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 07, 2009, 09:44:56 PM

THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM

.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #68 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:23:05 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 07, 2009, 09:44:56 PM

THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM

I know!

jiji · « **Reply #69 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:23:35 PM »

Just as long as she's clean. It's nice when she's just out of the shower.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:25:58 PM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #71 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:31:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 10:25:58 PM

hold still and let me back up on that Willco, aaaahhhhh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #72 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:35:08 PM »

I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.

jiji · « **Reply #73 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:41:14 PM »

You shouldn't let that stop them

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #74 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:41:44 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 07, 2009, 09:44:56 PM

THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM

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chronovore · « **Reply #75 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 10:35:08 PM

I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.

Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #76 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:12:15 PM »

There's nothing that makes one feel more vulnerable than getting ones balloon knot tongued

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #77 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:19:38 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 PM

Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #78 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 11:19:38 PM

Quote from: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.

Every exit is an entrance somewhere else

Mandark · « **Reply #79 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:54:29 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 07, 2009, 11:25:36 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 11:19:38 PM
Quote from: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere else

I was wondering how a philosophy major would sell a girl on the idea of anal.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #80 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:56:29 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 07, 2009, 11:54:29 PM

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 07, 2009, 11:25:36 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 11:19:38 PM
Quote from: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere else

I was wondering how a philosophy major would sell a girl on the idea of anal.

I can't even sell them on the idea of eye-contact.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #81 on:** December 08, 2009, 12:14:23 AM »

maybe if he could get better looking women he'd change his mind.

drew · « **Reply #82 on:** December 08, 2009, 12:22:29 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 10:35:08 PM

I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.

smh

SMH

Bildi · « **Reply #83 on:** December 08, 2009, 01:55:38 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 07, 2009, 08:58:50 PM

I think its a Latin thing. We get so horny and crazy that we're willing to disregard certain limits and just deal with the overbearing taste of batteries.

@ battery taste

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 11:19:38 PM

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.

An ex of mine used to whine "but it's an out-hole not an in-hole". Luckily I'm a gentleman and respected her wishes (except when I tried to stick my dick in her ass).

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #84 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:17:35 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 08, 2009, 01:53:52 AM

yeah, i have a friend who dated a welsh girl - they split up because in almost 1 year of dating they'd very infrequently have vaginal intercourse.

she demanded anal almost nightly.

i can see why that may be come a bit of a grind....

unf unf unf.

'And when she would fart, her butt would make a noise that sounded like, "poof!" '

Mupepe · « **Reply #85 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:26:42 AM »

glad i'm getting some more support in this thread. the battery taste comment made me lol though.

i've never had a girl fart on me while i spit shine her shit hole either. that would most definitely end that experiment... for a couple of hours. spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #86 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:28:49 AM »

jiji · « **Reply #87 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:28:59 AM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #88 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:29:15 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 08, 2009, 02:26:42 AM

glad i'm getting some more support in this thread. the battery taste comment made me lol though.

i've never had a girl fart on me while i spit shine her shit hole either. that would most definitely end that experiment... for a couple of hours. spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.

'Sex is only dirty if you're doing it right' - Woody Allen

Mupepe · « **Reply #89 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:44:40 AM »

DC

what's the best experience? enlighten us.

Bildi · « **Reply #90 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:49:56 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 08, 2009, 02:26:42 AM

spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.

Real Talk

Inviting her to sit on your face and put do whatever she likes while pushing down as hard as she likes until you tap on her thigh because you've run out of air and your jaw feels like it's going to fall off is also great. And you get to lie on my back like a lazy bastard so you can do it even if you're dog tired.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #91 on:** December 08, 2009, 03:01:36 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 02:49:56 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 08, 2009, 02:26:42 AM
spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.

Real Talk

Inviting her to sit on your face and put do whatever she likes while pushing down as hard as she likes until you tap on her thigh because you've run out of air and your jaw feels like it's going to fall off is also great. And you get to lie on my back like a lazy bastard so you can do it even if you're dog tired.

fucking hell I almost got a boner reading that. Im pretty randy right now

The Sceneman · « **Reply #92 on:** December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM »

Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #93 on:** December 08, 2009, 03:13:50 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM

Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

Of course not. That only comes when you kill and skin them.

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of course it's fucking weird. Weirdo

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The Sceneman · « **Reply #94 on:** December 08, 2009, 03:22:47 AM »

yeah I can plow someone for an hour but still no dice. Always have to finish myself off, pref. over face or tits

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #95 on:** December 08, 2009, 03:51:33 AM »

I've done it. I'm also very fond of the shocker when I'm completely hammered.

Bildi · « **Reply #96 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:35:42 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM

Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

I get the same thing but I have managed to orgasm without any assistance at all couple of times. One time was in the middle of the night when I woke up uber-horny so started going hell-for-leather doggie-style. It took a few minutes at most, and I didn't even stop to draw breath because I sensed this might be the time.

I think it has happened maybe one or two other times but I can't remember specifics.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #97 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:03:52 AM »

I think you dudes who can't bust during sex might have trust issues that will find you on your death beds alone, wistfully recalling the days in which you used to requisition filthy and deplorable sex acts in order to loose that most spiteful seed upon her peccant purse in a deafening world.

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concentrate harder?

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #98 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:03:58 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on December 08, 2009, 03:51:33 AM

I've done it. I'm also very fond of the shocker when I'm completely hammered.

TEQUILA OVER HERE BARMAN

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #99 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:35:31 AM »

This thread makes me sad

Robo · « **Reply #100 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:57:38 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 08, 2009, 08:35:31 AM

This thread makes me sad

Brehvolution · « **Reply #101 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:20:24 AM »

Damn, DC's stories are hot.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #102 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:18:40 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 08, 2009, 08:35:31 AM

This thread makes me sad

Me too man, me too.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #103 on:** December 08, 2009, 06:08:40 PM »

Bore dat' ass like a reverse alien

Bebpo · « **Reply #104 on:** December 08, 2009, 06:19:17 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM

Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

Are you sure you actually like the person?

When I was with this last girl, at first I didn't like her and so it wasn't happening. Could go on for a long ass time and nothing. As I started liking her I lasted shorter and shorter times proportionally with how much I liked her. When I was with my first gf who I absolutely loved I didn't not last very long ^^;

Bildi · « **Reply #105 on:** December 08, 2009, 07:39:51 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on December 08, 2009, 06:19:17 PM

Are you sure you actually like the person?

It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case.

In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand. It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #106 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:15:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 08, 2009, 08:35:31 AM

This thread makes me sad

I feel like both crying and rubbing one out.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #107 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:28:26 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 07:39:51 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on December 08, 2009, 06:19:17 PM
Are you sure you actually like the person?

It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case.

In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand. It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.

read my lips: move to Asia

Bildi · « **Reply #108 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:44:03 PM »

I'm inexplicably crippled by a fear of genital warts.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #109 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:47:56 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM

Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

i know a guy who had trouble finishing during intercourse and had to always go for the money shot.

turned out he was gay.

Diunx · « **Reply #110 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:57:58 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #111 on:** December 09, 2009, 12:06:40 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 07:39:51 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on December 08, 2009, 06:19:17 PM
Are you sure you actually like the person?

It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case.

In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand. It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.

yeah this is the answer here, Ive definitely liked the people Ive porked. That puss just aint tight enough yo. One girl I was with rode me pretty fucking hard and I almost came, once. She really wanted me to come inside her :'(

The Sceneman · « **Reply #112 on:** December 09, 2009, 12:07:00 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on December 08, 2009, 11:47:56 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

i know a guy who had trouble finishing during intercourse and had to always go for the money shot.

turned out he was gay.

lol

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #113 on:** December 09, 2009, 12:21:18 AM »

smh

Lay off the whackin', dudes.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #114 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:02:15 AM »

....
It's not tight enough? How hard are you guys grabbing your dicks during masturbation?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #115 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:10:35 AM »

EmCeeGrammar gets puss? My man!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #116 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:11:59 AM »

I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.

demi · « **Reply #117 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:12:54 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 09, 2009, 12:21:18 AM

Lay off the whackin', dudes.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #118 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:13:18 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2009, 01:11:59 AM

I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.

I'm willing to let you find out.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #119 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:14:20 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on December 09, 2009, 01:10:35 AM

EmCeeGrammar gets puss? My man!

It's not a very flattering story. Let's just say someone owed me a lot of money. But seriously, it was almost uncomfortably tight.

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Author Topic: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass?? (Read 8687 times)