Author Topic: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??  (Read 8704 times)

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BlueTsunami

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #120 on: December 09, 2009, 01:17:16 AM »
I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.

I'm willing to let you find out.  :-*

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #121 on: December 09, 2009, 01:26:24 AM »
Lay off the whackin', dudes.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing wrong with a good ol solitary tug, but too much jerking off can desensitize one to intercourse.
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Bildi

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #122 on: December 09, 2009, 01:32:32 AM »
It's a tough life being so damn good at jerking it.

demi

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #123 on: December 09, 2009, 01:34:00 AM »
Lay off the whackin', dudes.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing wrong with a good ol solitary tug, but too much jerking off can desensitize one to intercourse.

I doubt that's why Scenester is having problems. I talk to plenty of people who love to fuck their hand and fuck the puss (or bootyhole in this case) as well.
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Bebpo

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #124 on: December 09, 2009, 01:35:50 AM »
EmCeeGrammar gets puss?  My man!

It's not a very flattering story.  Let's just say someone owed me a lot of money.  But seriously, it was almost uncomfortably tight.

 :lol

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Mupepe

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #125 on: December 09, 2009, 03:34:53 AM »
:rofl :rofl @ the whole last page. 

and i totally disagree with the whole "concentrate more".  all the times when i've had trouble busting a nut, it was usually because i was concentrating too much.  just relax.  let your thoughts and dirty mouth flow.  if you're having trouble nuttin, do some dirty talk.  that always works for me. 

and yes, jerkin off too much will fuck up your ability to nut when you fuck.  if you're having trouble cumming, lay off your hand for a week or so and by god, you will nut like you've never nutted.  there is nothing better than cumming in a pussy.  cumming from fucking is a close second tied with cumming in a girl's mouth.  but cumming from using your own hand is way down on the list compared to those.  it's not the same ballpark.  it ain't the same league.  hell it ain't even the same fucking sport.

TEEEPO

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #126 on: December 09, 2009, 04:36:48 AM »
i usually lick ass when i'm having limp dick to get me in the mood.


no joke.

Bildi

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #127 on: December 09, 2009, 07:18:55 AM »
Maybe we should have another hands-off-snakey competition.

Of course, that's easy to say when you just beat one out five minutes ago.

Yeti

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #128 on: December 09, 2009, 07:19:19 PM »
Thats sounds like prostitution Emcee  :lol

It is. Since he was the one who turned her into a hooker, does that make him both a pimp AND a john?
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Barry Egan

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #129 on: December 09, 2009, 07:24:51 PM »
the real question is how much money was EmCee willing to let go of for a chance at sex.

brawndolicious

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Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
« Reply #130 on: December 09, 2009, 07:29:09 PM »
I'm guessing it was like a third date at least.