Author Topic: BORE MOVIE NIGHT PORN DRIFT DOUBLE-FEATURE on XBOX LIVE! I found our movies!  (Read 2203 times)

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The Fake Shemp

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I propose a Netflix streaming movie night on Xbox Live. Is there no better double feature that best represents the demographic of our beloved forum?

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muckhole

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Jesus, that head on the right poster looks worse than one of my photoshops.
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tehjaybo

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"The story of two confused Kentuckyians born on the same day"

Sounds about right.

I see what you did there.
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I'm quick like a...  er...  one of those fast things.
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Joe Molotov

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"A Rubik's Cube of shifting sexual orientation" should be a new Evilbore tagline.
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The Fake Shemp

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I was lol'ing about that line in private chat with Eric P earlier.

<Eric P> ha ha. yeah i saw those and i was like "subtle!"
<Willco> Also, what does this quote mean? I don't even get it!
<Willco> "A rubik's cube of shifting sexual orientation..."
<Willco> FROM THE JEW YORK TIMES
<Eric P> ew
<Eric P> sounds like lots of cocknomnomnomery
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FatalT does gay porn? Someone should really let the casting director know that he's not legal
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Joe Molotov

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Reading about this at Wikipedia makes it sound like a pretty awesome movie:

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Troy then visits Tiffani and Kyle because they have an "arrangement" that lets Kyle sleep with guys. The two attempt a threesome, but Troy gets revenge against the two by goading them into performing an uncomfortable act of cunnilingus first. Gwen and Marc storm into Kyle's house after witnessing the debacle, and Troy scolds the group for being so sex-mad. Troy ultimately concludes that he's bisexual (to which everyone shouts out, "There's no such thing!", although they later accept this) and Kyle admits he wrongly pushed Marc away.

The five started making another scheme for outing Jacob (Scott Vickaryous), the closeted leader of the ex-gay ministry, to his mother by tricking him to have sex with Octavio, another member of the ministry, in a port-o-potty on wheels. Jacob finally comes out to his mother (after he inadvertantly ejaculates on her coat as his sexuality is revealed), and flees with Octavio after Octavio tried to get with Kyle but Kyle refuses. Troy takes a liking to Tiffani and they start a relationship.

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Human Snorenado

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Apparently, all of the burning questions (burning Kosma style, probably) get answered in Eating Out 3:  All You Can Eat!
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Joe Molotov

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Apparently, all of the burning questions (burning Kosma style, probably) get answered in Eating Out 3:  All You Can Eat!

But the tagline of the first movie was All You Can Eat! It's this kind of inattention to details that's driving away the fans of the series.
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Human Snorenado

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Apparently, all of the burning questions (burning Kosma style, probably) get answered in Eating Out 3:  All You Can Eat!

But the tagline of the first movie was All You Can Eat! It's this kind of inattention to details that's driving away the fans of the series.

Whatever, they just didn't properly market it if we're JUST NOW hearing about it.  Federman is probably a viral for them... you've got target the right demographics.
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Yuck, twinks
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Yeti

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Reading this thread after the one on analingus gives the title a whole new connotation.
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Bildi

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Or maybe... colontation?

I remember seeing these movies at Scarecrow when they came out. They were pretty much panned by all the gays at The Stranger.
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