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CajoleJuice

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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #60 on: December 17, 2009, 03:46:05 AM »
I'd bust so fast.

I think that'd happen with any chick.
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #61 on: December 17, 2009, 04:04:47 AM »
:rofl

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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #62 on: December 17, 2009, 01:34:49 PM »
This is the worse porn thread ever, only one fucking link.
Here's the two scenes I had mentioned earlier:





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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #63 on: December 17, 2009, 08:38:44 PM »
It was Benjamin Franklin that said it's better to have an experienced woman than a pretty one, because in the dark it doesn't matter and you can always just put a bag over their head anyway.
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #64 on: December 17, 2009, 08:41:07 PM »
Giana's face is not even that bad, jeez. Porn is about more than hot chicks though. If the hottest chick in the world gets fucked like a dead fish...I don't want to see that shit. Give me a bad ass chick who likes her job any day of the god damn week.

That's why Japanese porn is so horrible. Chicks looking drugged, on their backs crying as some 1 inch dick penetrates them. No movement, no passion, smh.

ok. but she is ugly. really ugly. face like a donkey. i would rather watch a pretty girl fuck like a corpse than watch a butt ugly chick get into the work. my stomach can't handle it.
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #65 on: December 17, 2009, 08:55:46 PM »
We've already established two important facts here, tho:

1) She's not that ugly
2) Fistful is a deranged pedo who probably kills animals/small children
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« Reply #66 on: December 17, 2009, 09:01:35 PM »
she's not even average looking. its like the porn agent googled "dirtiest trailer park in the country" and she was standing at the gates smoking a cigarette.
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #67 on: December 18, 2009, 12:24:31 AM »
Oh, how I wish I was that cigarette
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #68 on: December 18, 2009, 03:27:39 AM »
I don't know porn star names but I looked up Gianna and she's not ugly, she looks just like any average girl (face is proportioned normally is what I mean).  Of course the face doesn't matter much in any porn so I think fistful is actually one of those guys who likes porn but doesn't actually masturbate.

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« Reply #69 on: December 18, 2009, 03:53:08 AM »
Ok, I downloaded the scene Mud posted. It was surprisingly not bad. I actually kinda believed she was enjoying herself.

In conclusion,
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #70 on: December 18, 2009, 09:27:13 PM »
Anyone seen big wet asses 16 yet? is it any good?

The 3-4 minutes I saw seemed interesting.

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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #71 on: December 18, 2009, 09:40:37 PM »
I don't know porn star names but I looked up Gianna and she's not ugly, she looks just like any average girl (face is proportioned normally is what I mean).  Of course the face doesn't matter much in any porn so I think fistful is actually one of those guys who likes porn but doesn't actually masturbate.
couldnt be more wrong

i don't understand tho. like. how doesn't face matter? how is watching porn with horse faced chicks appealing?  ???
in gianna michaels case, not only is her face ugly but her entire body is ugly as well. big saggy tits, fattie body overall. she's a big sloppy mess.

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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2009, 03:08:59 PM »
in gianna michaels case, not only is her face ugly but her entire body is ugly as well. big saggy tits, fattie body overall. she's a big sloppy mess.

i'm not sure why you're so hellbent on convincing those of us who dig her that we're in the wrong, man. kinda comes off a bit insecure.
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« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2009, 03:13:22 PM »
in gianna michaels case, not only is her face ugly but her entire body is ugly as well. big saggy tits, fattie body overall. she's a big sloppy mess.

i'm not sure why you're so hellbent on convincing those of us who dig her that we're in the wrong, man. kinda comes off a bit insecure.

He likes women who look like pre-pubescent anorexics, of course he's insecure
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Re: NSFW (or anyone really): The Big Wet Asses Series.
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2009, 06:44:07 PM »
Personally, I think Natalie Portman is pretty plain and has a 12 year old body but I don't care to tell anybody that.

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« Reply #75 on: December 20, 2009, 12:52:34 AM »
i'm not sure why you're so hellbent on convincing those of us who dig her that we're in the wrong, man. kinda comes off a bit insecure.
Dude is a grain of salt in a pepper shaker up in this piece...

Beezy

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« Reply #76 on: December 21, 2009, 12:11:35 AM »
Natalie Portman being mentioned in this thread is a huge turnoff.

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« Reply #77 on: December 21, 2009, 08:51:03 PM »
I can't hate, Natalie has had her moments, but I wouldn't slide here under the "Preferred" column (not in this thread at least).

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« Reply #78 on: December 21, 2009, 09:05:31 PM »
Natalie Portman being mentioned in this thread is a huge turnoff.

u mad?
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« Reply #79 on: December 21, 2009, 11:10:01 PM »
Why the fuck are you talking about natalie in the company of DD titties?
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« Reply #80 on: December 21, 2009, 11:39:40 PM »
Natalie and Gianna are as unappealing as each other.

Natalie's head on Gianna's body could work though.