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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:29:52 AM »

Hopefully Joaquin Phoenix will be the Sheriff of Nottingham and Djimon Whatshisname can be Little John or Azim or whatever.

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:36:24 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 16, 2009, 09:29:52 AM

Hopefully Joaquin Phoenix will be the Sheriff of Nottingham and Djimon Whatshisname can be Little John or Azim or whatever.

Holy shit, this is extremely Gladiator-like. Day one.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:58:56 AM »

I apologize that I went to BED and did not post a trailer.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:12:17 AM »

Nah. I'm not really jazzed. It could be good, I'll have to see more. Robin Hood is kind of like Dracula, in that it's been done so many times that there really needs to be something fresh. The only reason I'm not writing it off is because of Scott.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:38:07 AM »

The last time I heard anything about this movie, it had Crowe as the sheriff and was called "Nottingham".

EvilBoris · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:28:32 PM »

There aren't many Ridley Scott movies I like but I'll surely take this Gladiator pt 2.

the assembled cast definitely carries alot of gravity

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:35:44 PM »

Ridley Scott

You know the cinematography is gonna be good

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:38:07 PM »

Scott + Crowe = JIZZ

Solo · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2009, 07:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 16, 2009, 10:38:07 AM

The last time I heard anything about this movie, it had Crowe as the sheriff and was called "Nottingham".

He was actually playing both. It was some lame ass twist movie where Robin and the Sheriff are the same person. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde disguised as Robin Hood.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2009, 07:58:01 PM »

The origins of "Robin Hood" just hint at literally a homeless thief so they actualy have a lot of leeway to be creative with this if they wanted to be. Personally, I think it would be cool if they actually tried to show how the modern Robin Hood myth was formed and make a story that's actually meaningful of the politics of the time. I think Russel Crowe could actually do a film like that well.

But most likely, they're making this whole warrior-poet rehash just for sales. Going by the premise of the film on wikipedia, it's just another robin hood movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:27:03 PM »

Your movie idea sucks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:37:02 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 16, 2009, 07:58:01 PM

The origins of "Robin Hood" just hint at literally a homeless thief so they actualy have a lot of leeway to be creative with this if they wanted to be. Personally, I think it would be cool if they actually tried to show how the modern Robin Hood myth was formed and make a story that's actually meaningful of the politics of the time. I think Russel Crowe could actually do a film like that well.

But most likely, they're making this whole warrior-poet rehash just for sales. Going by the premise of the film on wikipedia, it's just another robin hood movie.

Told by a dying old man, giving his confession to the church perhaps; he was a kid during Robin Hood's time.

I'm glad you aren't making movies!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:38:15 PM »

Yeah, I rarely tell anyone their movie ideas suck, because wait until you guys see what the fuck I'm working on, but whoa buddy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:40:43 PM »

I'd hit it.

... I don't know if I'd risk life and limb to hit it, but I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 16, 2009, 08:27:03 PM

Your movie idea sucks.

It's basically a period movie that shows how people hype up a person into a myth. It can't suck that bad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 16, 2009, 08:38:15 PM

Yeah, I rarely tell anyone their movie ideas suck, because wait until you guys see what the fuck I'm working on, but whoa buddy.

What, you're telling me you don't want to hear about the politics of Robin Hood?!?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:43:55 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 16, 2009, 08:42:49 PM

It's basically a period movie that shows how people hype up a person into a myth. It can't suck that bad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:47:02 PM »

leper The Business

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:47:23 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 16, 2009, 08:42:49 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 16, 2009, 08:27:03 PM
Your movie idea sucks.
It's basically a period movie that shows how people hype up a person into a myth. It can't suck that bad.

Man, I was going to make a Zeitgeist joke with your post before this one but wasn't sure if it was apt. Guess I was right.

And no one really cares about the myth itself but the romanticized take on Robin Hood. It's just more exciting.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:55:20 PM »

ROBIN HOOD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE: BORING

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:04:21 PM »

No, if you make what happens on screen look real/authentic, then a story that shows the way a homeless thief gets made into legend can be interesting. The traditional Robin Hood legend is boring and tripe. It's just tired and useless as far as any serious movie goes. However, you reverse it and show it all treated as hopeless fantasy of the people of the time, and it becomes interesting. If your audience is over 12 years old.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:08:18 PM »

But then we wouldn't have Kevin Costner doin' Medieval thangs to some Bryan Adams song.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:34:26 PM »

I usually tow the line when it comes to trolling popular cinema, but trashing Braveheart and Gladiator? MrAngryFace would have never agreed with that. Not like this, not like this.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:37:17 PM »

I don't know if you should call it a period movie if it just takes real people and makes up most of the stuff about them. Like the princess that Wallace is shown having an affair with (and impregnating) was actually a toddler at that time..

Gladiator was OK since it was 99% action like the title would imply and never claimed to be showing a real historical event (at least not that I can remember.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:04:41 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 16, 2009, 09:10:56 PM

Exxxtreme takes on things like this tend to be terrible. See: Gladiator, Braveheart etc. I can't wait for the FREEDOM speech in the next trailer.

...smh

Leper Cohen

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 16, 2009, 08:43:55 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on December 16, 2009, 08:42:49 PM
It's basically a period movie that shows how people hype up a person into a myth. It can't suck that bad.

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I actually saw that in theater. $:-\$

BlackMage · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:25:17 PM »

how can you hate on braveheart besides the fact that they made my ancestor Robert the Bruce a craven and traitor, which didnt happen. Did I mention it was originally written by a fucking Wallace who OBVIOUSLY made his family line look better than it actually ws. fucker

chronovore · « **Reply #28 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:15:15 AM »

Quote from: The Business on December 16, 2009, 08:45:08 PM

The only well known thin actress in that age group thats any uglier is Tilda Swinton.

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I keep mistaking Tilda Swinton for Cate Blanchett right up until she opens her mouth.

Mandark · « **Reply #29 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:50:33 AM »

I was really underwhelmed by Gladiator when I saw it in a theatre.

Haven't seen it since, but my opinion of stuff doesn't tend to improve ten years on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:33:51 AM »

I think you're saying you want Orlando Bloom as Robin Hood

Reb · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:45:58 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 16, 2009, 09:34:04 PM

Man, Tilda Swinton is one ugly broad. Why is she in so many films with good looking people like George Clooney?

I like that Green Man is putting effort into his gay schtick.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:52:38 AM »

Bloom can bring over his Legolas bow.

And his utter inability to act.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:41:42 AM »

I'm pretty sure Robin Hood always used a traditional English long bow and realistically, long bowman would be pretty big and buff since they had to be able to lift 200 pounds each time they did a full draw on one of those bows. Having a skinny-ass lithe motherfucker carrying around a long bow would be like a Japanese porn star wearing magnum condoms.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:09:34 AM »

yeah, the original "Robin Hood" probably was actually a malnourished thief. Maybe the archery part was thrown in when England became proud of it's archers' military superiority.

However, anybody can figure out that no holocaust-surviving elves could really draw a long bow more than a few inches, they certainly wouldn't be able to pick off anybody from a distance and you can just bet that this movie is going to show some sniping scenes only possible because Russel Crowe lacks agility and humor.

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 17, 2009, 05:00:56 AM

Using a longbow in a forest

It wouldn't make sense, I agree. But that's what the trailer showed where Crowe is just using a long bow and lots of rage.

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:28:29 AM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 17, 2009, 05:00:56 AM

You know what would rock?

A Robin Hood tale focussed on the Sheriff trying to track that bitch down.

That's what it was going to be originally. Then Ridley Scott had the bright idea of Nottingham and Robin Hood being the same dude. Then he decided that sounded stupid and now he's apparently just doing a traditional (?) heroic Robin Hood movie.

I'm not sure what to think of this, but all Scott's historical pictures thus far have been pretty ace...

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 17, 2009, 08:43:48 PM »

Nothing will beat this.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #37 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:18:30 PM »

Why is the reception in this thread so different from Avatar

Akala · « **Reply #38 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:29:35 PM »

Kingdon of Heaven (DC) > Braveheart > Gladiator.

I like Gladiator though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:43:48 PM »

Quote from: Akala on December 17, 2009, 10:29:35 PM

Kingdon of Heaven (DC) > Braveheart > Gladiator.

I like Gladiator though.

King Don of Heaven sounds good. Hope it's better than Kingdom of Heaven, which featured some of the worst acting from a lead I have ever seen, and is in no way better than either Braveheart or Gladiator.

Akala · « **Reply #40 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:45:32 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #41 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:38:22 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Gladiator 2

Eric P · « **Reply #42 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:53:28 PM »

how the fuck can people be hyped for this?

*reads thread*

oh, it's those people

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:55:38 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 16, 2009, 09:10:56 PM

Exxxtreme takes on things like this tend to be terrible. See: Gladiator, Braveheart etc. I can't wait for the FREEDOM speech in the next trailer.

"What we ask for is liberty . . . by LAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHW"

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** February 05, 2010, 03:08:19 PM »

90% of Gladiator is pretty goddamn boring.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** February 05, 2010, 03:11:36 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 05, 2010, 02:53:28 PM

how the fuck can people be hyped for this?

*reads thread*

oh, it's those people

I'm a fan of the Robin Hood legend and Ridley Scott's cinematography but I can see where Gladiator 2.0 is just disinteresting to some. Actually, I didn't really care for Gladiator either but Kingdom of Heaven was so good. This definitely looks to be Gladiator'esque $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #46 on:** February 05, 2010, 06:40:37 PM »

This looks awful.

"I DECLARE HIM AN OUTLAHHHHHHHWWWWW!!!!!

chronovore · « **Reply #47 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:29:57 PM »

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHWWW...."

EvilBoris · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:17:25 AM »

max won sydow monologue on a death bed

panicky weak Prince playacting badass under palatial robes

scott recognizing his artistic place only as a blockbuster filmmaker

a wolf

still hyped. needs oliver reed storming that beach or something though

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #49 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:32:28 AM »

Quote from: EvilBoris on February 06, 2010, 12:17:25 AM

scott recognizing his artistic place only as a blockbuster filmmaker

Hey now, Scott has directed a Best Picture winner.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #50 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:38:38 AM »

a sad reflection of what I mean I guess. the only scott movie i enjoyed this decade

not seen KoH DC though I have a feeling the geeks are over-attached to it because of the AWWEEEOSOME cinematography or some shit.

etiolate · « **Reply #51 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:25:21 AM »

i get it

robin hood is a lone wolf

ManaByte · « **Reply #52 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:26:28 AM »

KoH DC was much better than the theatrical but still was no Gladiator or Black Hawk Down. It didn't help that Eva Green looked like a coked out whore the whole time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:49:53 AM »

Wait, are you saying Gladiator/Black Hawk Down are better than KoH DC? gtfo

Robin Hood looks meh. I guess I shouldn't doubt Scott with these types of flicks but seriously, since when does Robin Hood lead massive armies to war? $:-\$

Raban · « **Reply #54 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:52:13 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2010, 01:49:53 AM

Robin Hood looks meh. I guess I shouldn't doubt Scott with these types of flicks but seriously, since when does Robin Hood lead massive armies to war? $:-\$

Pretty much my thoughts on this.

cool breeze · « **Reply #55 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:58:53 AM »

when he was an OUTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #56 on:** February 06, 2010, 02:40:31 AM »

Ridley Scott has the weirdest career, he's got some stone-cold classics, a bunch of middling flicks to good/great, and some utter dreck in his resume. I mean, yeah, you can say the same about lots of people who've made great films, but few of those people have something like 1492 or G.I. Jane (I coulda swore that was a Tony Scott movie) in their histories.

I never know to be whether to be excited for his next film or not. Like this one for instance.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #57 on:** February 06, 2010, 02:47:08 AM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 06, 2010, 02:40:31 AM

G.I. Jane (I coulda swore that was a Tony Scott movie) in their histories.

Wow. I thought the exact same thing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** February 06, 2010, 02:48:04 AM »

I just got GI Jane from the school library. Guess I'll watch it sometime this weekend

chronovore · « **Reply #59 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:52:17 AM »

I'ma rent Kingdom of Heaven from the vidjo store.

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