Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[cool breeze]

this is like reading the diary of a psychopath

[CajoleJuice]

His Drinky Crow wiki is so fucking creepy.

[cool breeze]

Dragona Akehi
Adamantly left-handed. Waggling a remote in the left hand causing right-handed Link to swing a sword disturbs her greatly.

I thought people posting the female avatar lady smiling gif on gaf was bad, but this is on another level of creepy.

ok, I'm going to have trouble sleeping if I keep reading this. this is fucked up.

[Flannel Boy]

http://wiki.joshuajamesslone.name/tiki-index.php?page=Books%20I%20read

Books I read
2006
[-]
Farmer in the Sky
The Demolished Man
Starship Troopers?
Some Enterprise book
Ringworld?
Some other Enterprise book?
The Ringworld Engineers?
Yet another Enterprise book?
The Ringworld Throne?
Enterprise 7: Daedalus
Enterprise 8: Daedalus's Children

2007
[-]
Dune: The Butlerian Jihad
Dune: The Machine Crusade
Dune: The Battle of Corrin
Star Wars: Jedi Academy - Jedi Search
Star Wars: Jedi Academy - Dark Apprentice
Star Wars: Jedi Academy - Champions of the Force
Star Wars: The Courtship of Princess Leia
Star Wars: The Crystal Star
American Gods
Shatnerverse book 11th-14th
Shatnerverse book 15th-17th
Shatnerverse book 17th-19th
HP7 20th-22nd
Then-Augustish reread Dark Tower books 1-4
Following that read The Stand (which I'd half-read in 7th grade), finishing on September 15
Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla September 15 - September 19
Salem's Lot September 19 - September 25
Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah September 25 - September 29
Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower September 29 - October 4
Star Trek: The Eugenics Wars: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh Volume 1 November 4 - November 18
Star Trek: The Eugenics Wars: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh Volume 2 November 18 - November 24
Star Trek: To Reign in Hell: The Exile of Khan Noonien Singh November 24 - November 28
HDMTGC November 29 - December 16
The second December 17 - January 1

2008
[-]
The third January 2 - January 23
time to 1 February 19 - February 23
time to 2 February 23 - 26
time to 3 February 29 - March 4
time to 4 March 5 - March 8
time to 5 March 9 - March 14
time to 6 March 14 - March 18
time to 7 March 18 - March 20
time to 8 March 20 - March 25
time to 9 March 25 - March 27
gateways 1 March 27 - March 29
gateways 2 March 29 - April 2
gateways 3 April 2 - April 6
The Sands of Mars April 7 - April 9
The Colour of Magic April 10 - April 13
The Light Fantastic April 13 - April 16
Equal Rites April 16 - April 17
Childhood's End? April 18 - April 23
Star Trek: The Lost Era: The Sundered April 23 - April 28
Star Trek: The Lost Era: Serpents Among the Ruins April 29 - May 3
Star Trek: The Lost Era: The Art of the Impossible May 3 - May 11
Star Trek: The Lost Era: Well of Souls May 11 - May 21
Star Trek: The Lost Era: Deny Thy Father May 21 - May 27
Star Trek: The Lost Era: Catalyst of Sorrows May 27 - June 3
The Deep Range June 3 - June 10
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds June 10 - June 20
Star Trek: The Next Generation #2 - Peacekeepers June 20 - June 24
Star Wars: The Corellian Trilogy - Ambush at Corellia June 25 - July 2
Star Wars: The Corellian Trilogy - Assault at Selonia July 2 - July 8
Star Wars: The Corellian Trilogy - Showdown at Centerpoint July 9 - July 15
A Fall of Moondust? July 15 - July 16
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Volume 2 July 17 - July 25
2001: A Space Odyssey July 29 - August 5
Star Wars: The Callista Trilogy - Children of the Jedi August 5 - August 15
Star Wars: The Callista Trilogy - Darksaber August 16 - August 30
Star Wars: The Callista Trilogy - Planet of Twilight August 31 - September 15
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #12 - The Laertian Gamble September 15 - September 16
2010: Odyssey Two September 17 - September 19
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #13 - Station Rage September 19 - September 22
2061: Odyssey Three September 22 - September 24
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #14 - The Long Night September 25 - September 28
3001: The Final Odyssey September 28 - September 30
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #15 - Objective Bajor September 30 - October 5
Hunters of Dune October 6 - October 12
Sandworms of Dune October 12 - October 19
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Volume 3 October 19 - October 25
The Audacity of Hope October 25 - January 2
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Millenium: The Fall of Terok Nor October 28 - November 2
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Millenium: The War of the Prophets November 3 - November 7
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Millenium: Inferno November 8 - November 10
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: A Stitch in Time November 11 - November 14
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Lives of Dax November 14 - November 17
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Avatar Book One November 17 - November 20
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Avatar Book Two November 20 - November 21
The Fountains of Paradise November 22 -
Star Trek: Section 31/The Next Generation: Rogue November 22 - December 1
Star Trek: Section 31/Voyager: Shadow December 1 - December 4
Star Trek: Section 31/The Original Series: Cloak December 4 - December 6
Star Trek: Section 31/Deep Space Nine: Abyss December 6 - December 9
Star Trek: Gateways/Deep Space Nine: Demons of Air and Darkness December 9 - December 11
Star Trek: Gateways/Voyager: No Man's Land December 11 - December 12
Star Trek: Gateways/New Frontier: Cold Wars December 12 - December 19
Star Trek: Gateways: What Lay Beyond December 19 - December 26
The Songs of Distant Earth December 26 - January 2

2009
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Mission Gamma 1: Twilight January 2 - January 14
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Mission Gamma 2: This Gray Spirit January 14 - January 25
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Mission Gamma 3: Cathedral January 25 - January 29
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Mission Gamma 4: Lesser Evil January 29 - January 31
Foundation February 1 - February 8
Foundation and Empire February 8 - 14
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Rising Son February 15 - February 19
Second Foundation February 19 - February 23
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Left Hand of Destiny Book 1 February 23 -
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Left Hand of Destiny Book 2 March ? - March 8
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Warped March 16 - March 21
Star Trek: The Next Generation #3 - Children of Hamlin March 22 - March 26
Star Trek: The Next Generation #4 - Survivors March 28 - April 1
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland* (ABRIDGED BLEH) April 2
Star Trek: Best Destiny April 3? - April 11
Star Trek: Spock's World April 12 - April 18
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Prophecy and Change April 20 - 26?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Unity April 27? - May 2
Star Trek: The Original Series: Enterprise, The First Adventure May 3 - May 6
A Year at the Movies May 7 - December 31
Star Trek: Enterprise: Rosetta May 8 - May 11
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Volume 3 May 12 - May 22
Star Trek movie novelization May 18? - May 21
The Martian Chronicles May 25 - May 30
Fahrenheit 451 May 30
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Engines of Destiny May 31 - June 3
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Ship of the Line June 4 - June 6
Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Best and the Brightest June 7 - June 9
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Slings and Arrows June 12-14, 14-15, 15-?, ?, 19-20, 20
Star Trek Shatnerverse 7 June 21 - ?
Star Trek Shatnerverse 8 June ?+1 - June 27
Star Trek Shatnerverse 9 June 28 - July 1
Star Trek: New Frontier - Missing in Action July 1 - July 4
Star Trek: Enterprise: Last Full Measure July 5 - July 6
Star Trek: Enterprise: The Good That Men Do July 7 - July 11
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Worlds of Deep Space Nine Volume 1 July 11 - July 16
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Worlds of Deep Space Nine Volume 2 July 16 - July ?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Worlds of Deep Space Nine Volume 3 July ? - July 25
Time Traders July 25 - July 30
Star Trek: Voyager: Homecoming July 27 - July 29
Star Trek: Voyager: The Farther Shore July 29 - August 4
Galactic Derelict July 30 - August 4
Star Trek: Voyager: Spirit Walk 1: Old Wounds August 4 - August 8
Star Trek: Voyager: Spirit Walk 2: Enemy of My Enemy August 10 - August 12
Resonance August 12 - August 14
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Death in Winter August 12 - August 18
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Hollow Men August 18 - August 20
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Warpath August 20 - August 27
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Fearful Symmetry August 27 - September 1
Giants 1: Inherit The Stars September 2 - September 8
Giants 2: The Gentle Giants of Ganymede September ? - September ?
Giants 3: The Giants' Star September ? - September 21
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Resistance September 22 - September?
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Q & A September ? - September 30
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Before Dishonor October 1 - October 5
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Greater than the Sum October 5 - October 6
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Articles of the Federation October 6 - October 13
Star Trek: Titan 1 Taking Wing AGAIN October 13 - October 18
Star Trek: Titan 2 The Red King October 18 - October 21
Star Trek: Titan 3 Orion's Hounds October 21 - October 28
Star Trek: Titan 4 Sword of Damocles October 29 - November 3
Giants 4: Entoverse November 4 - November 15
Star Trek: Destiny 1 November 15 - November 18
Star Trek: Destiny 2 November 18 - November 23
Star Trek: Destiny 3 November 23 - November 26
LOE November 26 - December 2
E3 December 2 - December 10
ROTDL December 10 - December 18
First Meetings December 20 - December 22
Ender in Exile December 23 - December 28
Shift December 29 - January 3

 

[CajoleJuice]

holy shit

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Uh... Hey... Boogie...

That Wiki lists Amir0x's first and last name if you're still interested...


Just saying.

[Mr. Gundam]

robertsan is the Zoolander of NeoGAF.

Ain't it the truth. Ain't it the truth.

His Amir0x listing is seriously lacking the lulz.

[Flannel Boy]

http://wiki.joshuajamesslone.name/tiki-index.php?page=Short%20Movie%20Reviews%202006-2010

The 40 Year Old Virgin
I sympathized with the main character

Blade Runner
Not sure I get the massive love for this movie.

Total Recall
 what the shit with the ultraviolence?

[Ichirou]

Chris Goldberg?  I always thought Amir0x was supposed to be middle eastern or something?

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Chris Goldberg?  I always thought Amir0x was supposed to be middle eastern or something?

wilco's kind shamed...

[Don Flamenco]

slowdowns or not i am installing, it pains me to even hear my xbox install games let alone play them uninstalled

I'm going to install it.

Bayonetta is the most extreme recent example of anecdotal impressions being all over the place. You can't trust anyone's technical impressions because they are either brain dead or pushing a system warrior agenda.

I thought it may have been a little better uninstalled, but it could've been placebo.  but being able to hear myself think is better than having a jet engine going for some slightly better framerate.  But bayonetta's like a shmup, sometimes you need that framedrop to survive

[drew]

Total Recall
 what the shit with the ultraviolence?

SMFH

[cool breeze]

Chris Goldberg?  I always thought Amir0x was supposed to be middle eastern or something?

Amir 0x?

[drew]

yeah reading this guys wiki is suddenly making me grateful for never really being noticed in the sea that is neogaf

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Total Recall is one of the less violent Arnie action movies. What a sissy boy.

[Himu]

I saw Total Recall when it first came out.

Wasn't scared

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really

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[Don Flamenco]

that makes me I wish I had three hands

[drew]

 

[Flannel Boy]

I watched it soon after it came out on VHS. What were my parents thinking?

[Don Flamenco]

the chick with three tits

[treythemovie]

You guys didn't know Amir0x's real name? He's always been rather upfront about it, especially during that brief period when he was reviewing games for some site.

EDIT:
Hell, I know EB should know this as you guys have had fun with it before: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9077082

[Flannel Boy]

You guys didn't know Amir0x's real name? He's always been rather upfront about it, especially during that brief period when he was reviewing games for some site.

EDIT:
Hell, I know EB should know this as you guys have had fun with it before: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9077082

http://my.modojo.com/users/amir0x/
Name: Chris
Local: Elsewhere, PA
Job: Equipment Supervisor
Gender: Male
Birthday: November 24, 1980

[Ichirou]

So it's common knowledge yet the dumbass still openly talks about driving drunk?

Guess having done so many hard drugs really has fucked with his brain on so many levels.

[duckman2000]

So it's common knowledge yet the dumbass still openly talks about driving drunk?

Guess having done so many hard drugs really has fucked with his brain on so many levels.

We've been through this. I don't buy into his supposed drug experience. For one, he wouldn't be tubby tubsworth if he was the clubbing, amphetamine munching dude he claimed to be. Also, every drug advice thing I've seen him write has looked like it was airlifted from an Erowid FAQ. Not that I know why someone would make that kind of shit up, and I really don't have anything against Amir0x, but I don't buy it.

[The Sceneman]

why the fuck is so much time dedicated to discussing this amirox guy? If hes such a dick why waste time talking about him?

anyways get ready for the lolz

[youtube=560,345]rSnORS6bA6A[/youtube]

[EmCeeGrammar]

I think I found a Youtube of GAF celebrity JoshuaJSlone.  I could be wrong, though!

[youtube=560,345]tHbEjN6tWwU[/youtube]

I think so.  Just from the little tidbits I keep about everyone between here and gaf (but only in my head)

JoshuaJSlone:

is over 300 pounds, I remember that from a wii fit thread

likes some excitetruck, which he is playing in that video with a custom soundtrack

uses a long haired fat dude in his avatar at times which I assume is him

has talked about wanting to put the wiimote in a large "wheel" to see how it would work with certain wii games (warioware, etc)

Good find.

edit:  I'm going to go ahead and admit I found something I shouldn't have at the quarter to three forums which would constitute as snooping.  I acknowledge I have some problems.

edit: son of a bitch, clicking on the youtube vid brings it to JoshuaJSlone's page. I'm dumb. 

[MCD]

She's hideous.  She's a monster.

[EmCeeGrammar]

He looks like Hurley come to think of it.

[AdmiralViscen]

malek


http://wiki.joshuajamesslone.name/tiki-index.php?page=Common+Responses

Colon stuff from 2002:
Why didn't they improve the graphics even a little?
Why didn't they improve Animal Crossing's graphics?
Super Mario Sunshine doesn't seem like Mario.
Nintendo is barely doing better with 3rd parties on GCN than on N64.


NEW Common Responses
Nintendo will release a new Game Boy in 2007.
Having two screens is pointless.
Why not just release the Revolution as an expansion for GameCube?
Why New Super Mario Bros.?
The console can't be as cheap as the handheld.
Why do Virtual Console games appear stretched in widescreen mode?
Why didn't Nintendo spend just a little more to make the Wii HD?
Wii will seem even further behind graphically in 3 years.
Nintendo held back portable gaming technology.
PSP was beating DS until DS made a comeback.
Is Wii more powerful than Xbox?
Wii price drops won't make a big difference.
Nintendo needs to make real games on Wii.
Is Nintendo likely to be the first to introduce a next-gen console?

2006-02-08

A main reason given for a new Game Boy being sensible in ~2007 is a comparison to the current reality of both GBA and DS doing decently. From that it is extrapolated that DS and newGB could have a similar relationship. I find this to be a flawed way of looking at things, though.

As is, Game Boy Advance is where the publisher goes if they've got a simpler 2D game that won't benefit from the DS's increased power, resolution, extra screen, microphone, touch screen, or wifi; and they want it to reach a larger possible audience. A consumer would pick a GBA over a DS if they wanted something cheap and small. Other than the GBA link port, DS is a pretty clear superset of GBA.

But what would the situation be with a DS as the value console and a newGB as the upscale one? Assuming the newGB is like the GBA and PSP, it would essentially have a subset of DS's capabilities, but with better graphics and sound. Playing DS on newGB wouldn't be feasible. Neither machine would be a clear improvement upon the other. If I'm a publisher with a "simple" game (say an N64/PS1 port), where do I put it? On the DS where there are more input options and an existing userbase, or the newGB where there are graphics capabilities ~3 years more advanced, and maybe a more proper analog control? As a consumer, there would no longer be one basic cheap machine to choose... you'd either pick the basic or the cheap machine.

Before DS's release I thought things like New Super Mario Bros. and Mario Kart DS seemed pretty poor ideas for a company really serious about having three pillars. If DS had stuck to only things that really took advantage of its touch screen, a newGB with a more oldstyle screen/control setup wouldn't really create a conflict. But for better or worse, DS has software of all types, and isn't just the touch screen machine. Since the new features have proved more of a benefit than a detriment to DS, I don't know why Nintendo wouldn't be happy to just continue on with their next machine being an improvement upon the DS, rather than going back to the GBA/PSP way.

As is, the only reason they've needed to try and sustain two handhelds for so long is because competition from Sony forced the DS to market earlier than they would've released a new portable, and dumping support from a 3.5 year old machine to put all the eggs into the basket of the weird new machine would've been stupid. If it weren't for PSP they surely wouldn't have wanted to have only 3.5 years between their handhelds, and without some other external stimulus they won't want to again. Yes, it can be pointed out that the time difference from GB Color to GB Advance was similarly small... but I really think that's another very unique circumstance. GB Color was a crazy late half-update to 9 year old hardware, with many of its games made to still work on the original Game Boy. GBA was just the universe righting itself.

In 2004 and early 2005, talk of a new GB in 2007 was believable as a DS backup plan. In 2006 it's silly. DS made it.

Groundbreaking stuff.




FUCK
http://wiki.joshuajamesslone.name/tiki-index.php?page=Nintendo+needs+to+make+real+games+on+Wii.

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For some people's complaints about Nintendo not focusing on "real" games enough, it seems they've got more than they did with GamCube, even before we know what they'll show at E3. For GameCube I think I've got all NOA-released titles for 2001 and 2002. For Wii I've listed titles with 2007 NOA release dates.

Series showing up on both; a wash
Mario Party 4   Mario Party 8
Metroid Prime   Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Super Mario Sunshine   Super Mario Galaxy
2 traditional   2 traditional
1 nontraditional   1 nontraditional

GameCube vs Wii
Animal Crossing   Battalion Wars 2
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem   Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree
Luigi's Mansion   Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse   Excite Truck
NBA Courtside 2002   Fire Emblem
Pikmin   The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Star Fox Adventures   Mario Strikers Charged
Super Smash Bros. Melee   Pokémon Battle Revolution
Wave Race: Blue Storm   Super Paper Mario
   WarioWare: Smooth Moves
   Wii Play
   Wii Sports
7 traditional   8 traditional
2 nontraditional   4 nontraditional

Total
GameCube   Wii
9 traditional   10 traditional
3 nontraditional   5 nontraditional

Italicizing those titles that frequently get derided for being nongames, kiddy games, or minigame fests by the hardcore, Wii leads GameCube on both counts.
Yearly Comparisons
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I above combined things in 2001+2002 and 2006+2007 to talk about overall statistics, but here's how things would be split between years and not sticking series showing up on both into a separate category.

Year 1
N64 1996   GCN 2001   Wii 2006
Cruis'n USA   Luigi's Mansion   Excite Truck
Killer Instinct Gold   Pikmin   The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Pilotwings 64   Super Smash Bros. Melee   Wii Sports
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire   Wave Race: Blue Storm   
Super Mario 64      
Wave Race 64: Kawasaki Jet Ski      
6 traditional   4 traditional   2 traditional
0 nontraditional   0 nontraditional   1 nontraditional

N64 > GameCube > Wii in total and traditional. Worth noting N64 was out two more months than GCN and Wii the first year.

Year 2
N64 1997   GCN 2002   Wii 2007
Blast Corps   Animal Crossing   Battalion Wars 2
Bomberman 64   Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem   Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree
Cruis'n World   Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse   Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Diddy Kong Racing   Mario Party 4   Fire Emblem
GoldenEye 007   Metroid Prime   Mario Party 8
Mario Kart 64   NBA Courtside 2002   Mario Strikers Charged
Mischief Makers   Star Fox Adventures   Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Star Fox 64   Super Mario Sunshine   Pokémon Battle Revolution
Tetrisphere      Super Mario Galaxy
      Super Paper Mario
      WarioWare: Smooth Moves
      Wii Play
9 traditional   5 traditional   8 traditional
15 cumulative   9 cumulative   10 cumulative
0 nontraditional   3 nontraditional   4 nontraditional
0 cumulative   3 cumulative   5 cumulative

Traditional for the year: N64 > Wii > GCN
Traditional cumulative: N64 > Wii > GCN
Nontraditional for the year: Wii > GCN > N64
Nontraditional cumulative: Wii > GCN > N64
Total for the year: Wii > N64 > GCN
Total cumulative: Wii = N64 > GCN

Year 3
N64 1998   GCN 2003   Wii 2008
1080° Snowboarding   1080° Avalanche   Animal Crossing: City Folk
Banjo-Kazooie   F-Zero GX   Endless Ocean
Cruis'n World   Kirby Air Ride   Mario Kart Wii
F-1 World Grand Prix   The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker   Mario Super Sluggers
F-Zero X   Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour   Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Kobe Bryant in NBA Courtside   Mario Kart: Double Dash!!   Wario Land: Shake It!
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time   Mario Party 5   Wii Fit
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron   Pokémon Channel   Wii Music
Walalae Country Club: True Golf Classics   Wario World   
Yoshi's Story      
10 traditional   6 traditional   4 traditional
25 cumulative   15 cumulative   14 cumulative
0 nontraditional   3 nontraditional   4 nontraditional
0 cumulative   6 cumulative   9 cumulative

Plus these 2008 WiiWare games from Nintendo:
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Dr. Mario RX Online
Magnetica Twist
My Pokémon Ranch

Year 4
N64 1999   GCN 2004   Wii 2009
Command and Conquer   Custom Robo   
Donkey Kong 64   Donkey Konga   
Jet Force Gemini   Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles   
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest   The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures   
Kobe Bryant in NBA Courtside 2   Mario Party 6   
Mario Golf   Mario Power Tennis   
Mario Party   Metroid Prime 2: Echoes   
The New Tetris   Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door   
Pokémon Snap   Pikmin 2   
Star Wars Episode One: Racer   Pokémon Box Ruby and Sapphire   
Super Smash Bros.   Pokémon Colosseum   
   WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$   
X traditional   X traditional   X traditional
X cumulative   X cumulative   X cumulative
X nontraditional   X nontraditional   X nontraditional
X cumulative   X cumulative   X cumulative


Year 5
N64 2000   GCN 2005   Wii 2010
Banjo Tooie   Battalion Wars   
Cruis'n Exotica   Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix   
Excitebike 64   Donkey Kong Jungle Beat   
Hey You, Pikachu!   Donkey Konga 2   
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards   Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance   
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask   Geist   
Mario Party 2   Mario Party 7   
Mario Tennis 64   Mario Superstar Baseball   
Mickey's Speedway USA   Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness   
Perfect Dark   Star Fox: Assault   
Pokémon Puzzle League   Super Mario Strikers   
Pokémon Stadium      
Ridge Racer 64      
StarCraft      
X traditional   X traditional   X traditional
X cumulative   X cumulative   X cumulative
X nontraditional   X nontraditional   X nontraditional
X cumulative   X cumulative   X cumulative


Year 6
N64 2001   GCN 2006   Wii 2011
Conker's Bad Fur Day   Baten Kaitos Origins   
Dr. Mario   Chibi-Robo   
Mario Party 3   The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess   
Pokémon Stadium 2   Odama   
X traditional   X traditional   X traditional
X cumulative   X cumulative   X cumulative
X nontraditional   X nontraditional   X nontraditional
X cumulative   X cumulative   X cumulative

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[bud]

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http://www.bigboobs.hu/index.php?page=gallery&gal=rachel_perfect

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experts (), are those areolae real or is that make up? i've never seen that before. i'm thinking make up.

either way, i would, i guess.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

He just doesn't post here much. He doesn't seem to post much at GAF either.

[Don Flamenco]

yeah, those are some weird areolae.   On close inspection, they don't look unnatural.  It doesn't look like make-up either.  Pale girls can have areolae like that, so I'm guessing it's either a fake tan or just a good ol' genetic defect.  Maybe it's a result of areola repigmentation:
http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache%3AJw8YfkcEKr8J%3Awww.tattoo-ins.com%2Fdownload%2Farticles%2Fareola_repigmentation_when_is_it_a_good_idea.pdf+white+areola&hl=en&gl=us&sig=AHIEtbQTn1lB5tey9GYrq7Ydtvx_uVm0Yg&pli=1


On a side note, in my research, I learned that bumps on areola are called montgomery glands.  and any time you need someone to research boobs, nipples, vaginas, anything like that, just let me know.  I volunteer.   

[Brehvolution]

I prefer a hands on approach to my research.

[Powerslave]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383781&page=7

people discussing 'warning shots' for fucking 4 pages jesus christ look at all those walls of text  SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES.

[Barry Egan]

calm down man.

Relax.

[Tieno]

Prank on Belgian quiz show. (it's subtitled in english)
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
The quiz has been removed after a host of the best satirical show on Belgium's state TV entered a LIVE quiz on the rival commercial TV-station. He ridiculed the program "Puzzeltijd"(which was -according to Henk- known for its dull/boring candidates), and succeeded, because the quiz was broadcasted "live", and Henk wasn't known yet, at the time he entered the quiz. Henk's program was "Zonde van de zendtijd", which means more or less "Wasting broadcasting-time"

[Boogie]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383781&page=7

people discussing 'warning shots' for fucking 4 pages jesus christ look at all those walls of text  SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES.

Well, it has practical implications for my own life, anyway.

And to me, it matters, because if you let shitty ideas like those go, the next time somebody makes a thread where the police killed somebody who came at them with a knife, the GAFtards will be all "why didn't they just fire a warning shot or shoot him in the leg like they do in civilized Yurop?" 

Fuck but I'm tired of dealing with morons like Veins.  I know, I know, "just don't read the effing thread then"

Thank God I don't police in some of those European countries, though.  Shoot for the leg?  Fucking hell.

[Boogie]

Dunno if you saw my post there Boogie, Im late to the discussion:

The Netherlands ranks third behind the USA and Canada in a comparative case study about lethal police shootings (between 9 western countries). It has 3 lethal shootings per year (300 in the USA) with a population of 16 million (thats 1 death per 5 millions civilians, 1 on 1 in the USA). But where in the US there is one police officer killed for every 4 civilians, its only 1 per 9 in the Netherlands.

In total there are 50 to 100 incidents a year where police fire shots, aprroximately 17 people get hit every year of which 3 die. Police officers are trained to shoot below the belt, but the probable cause of all the lethal incidents is lack of firearm training and the amount of incidents in which officers are allowed to pull their firearm.

The safest country in the study is Great Britain where only 1 civilian in 27 million dies by police bullets. In the UK police patrol without guns, but this doesnt seem to influence the death rate because in countries like Ireland and Norway where police also don't carry firearms the death rates are much higher.

Ya, just caught it now.

[Powerslave]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383781&page=7

people discussing 'warning shots' for fucking 4 pages jesus christ look at all those walls of text  SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES.

Well, it has practical implications for my own life, anyway.

And to me, it matters, because if you let shitty ideas like those go, the next time somebody makes a thread where the police killed somebody who came at them with a knife, the GAFtards will be all "why didn't they just fire a warning shot or shoot him in the leg like they do in civilized Yurop?" 

Fuck but I'm tired of dealing with morons like Veins.  I know, I know, "just don't read the effing thread then"

Thank God I don't police in some of those European countries, though.  Shoot for the leg?  Fucking hell.

Dude, I get it.... but almost 4 pages of discussion where every post is a goddamn book? It's seriously boring when I even scroll past those posts and see words like 'ricochet' and 'limbs' and 'warning shot' stick out for the 69th time.

[Boogie]

Warning shots?  If someone fired a warning shot and I had the chance to shoot them I would.  I can't imagine criminals being different.

I'm assuming that warning shots are used only in incidents with knives.

Even still, assuming that the suspect is well out of range, if the suspect is rational, he should get the hint at "POLICE, DROP THE KNIFE!" when the officer's gun is pointed at him.  If the dude doesn't drop the knife when I point my gun at him, what difference is a shot into the ground going to make to make him change his mind?

[Boogie]

Dude, I get it.... but almost 4 pages of discussion where every post is a goddamn book? It's seriously boring when I even scroll past those posts and see words like 'ricochet' and 'limbs' and 'warning shot' stick out for the 69th time.

Because the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows on GAF are too stupid to get the point, and I'm too stupid to realize that they're not going to understand or change their minds if only I keep at it. 

[Powerslave]

Dude, I get it.... but almost 4 pages of discussion where every post is a goddamn book? It's seriously boring when I even scroll past those posts and see words like 'ricochet' and 'limbs' and 'warning shot' stick out for the 69th time.

Because the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows on GAF are too stupid to get the point, and I'm too stupid to realize that they're not going to understand or change their minds if only I keep at it. 

They should drop this discussion about warning shots and law enforcement rules and continue talking about religion acting like they know anything about it.

[Flannel Boy]

They should drop this discussion about warning shots and law enforcement rules and continue talking about religion acting like they know anything about it.

Subjects Powerslave is qualified to discuss:

[BlueTsunami]

They should drop this discussion about warning shots and law enforcement rules and continue talking about religion acting like they know anything about it.

Subjects Powerslave is qualified to discuss:

  SHOTS FIRED

[Powerslave]

The set-up of that joke is stolen from how I owned Borys with a couple of weeks ago.

[Boogie]

Well not that many people have guns here (including criminals) and if they are suspect of having a gun or being dangerous (in the case of a high profile arrest) a special Arrest Unit is send in.

Ya, and that's probably the difference that allows for these policies.  Simply a lower rate of violent crime and less of a gun culture.

Those warning shots are in cases when there are knives in play or when the police is getting cornered and feels at danger. I'm guessing hearing a shot can have a sobering effect.

Ya, I still can't abide it though.  If I have to fire my gun, I have to accept that it's a life or death situation, and accept the chances that the bullet that leaves my firearm might kill someone.  Given that, I'm aiming my gun at centre of mass to make as sure as I can that my rounds hit the target.  And I'm not aiming at vital areas which necessarily comparatively risk my safety for the benefit of the suspect I'm shooting at.  Knives are deadly weapons too.

In that thread, Veins and others are going "ya, but I'm sure the risk of hitting an innocent bystander with a limb shot or warning shot isn't that great".  Well of course, he can say that.  It's an academic discussion to him.  His ass isn't on the line.  Mine is, and policing isn't about taking chances and playing the odds when it comes to officer and public safety.

That's essentially the bottom line for me.

[OptimoPeach]

In the UK police patrol without guns

Wait, what?

[Boogie]

In the UK police patrol without guns

Wait, what?

Yup.  Same goes for British territories such as Cayman Islands.

[drew]

well that is just stupid

[M3wThr33]

I played the Bayonetta demo but it didn't click with me. Felt like the game was doing more playing around than I was. I like to have a certain amount of control and it didn't give it to me. But the tits distracted me enough to make it through.

PS3 or 360 version?

Japanese PS3 version.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383832&page=13

mmm the tears continue to nourish me.

[Phoenix Dark]

Didn't we go over this with the Gamecube?

So tired of GAF analysts acting like they know more than the business people who actually make decisions. GAFers are still using RE4 as an exampe of a third party mature title that proves they can sell on the Wii.

[Tieno]

Am I the only one who posts non-gaf material here? Bunch of feggits all of you, all of you!

[Don Flamenco]

arab's tag brought me to this thread:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=147799

the bolded quotes all over about how the game is a platformer is like some dewey defeats truman shit.  and honestly, I was just as hyped as PantherLotus for that game after they showed the first trailer.  So much potential wasted.

[Don Flamenco]

Am I the only one who posts non-gaf material here? Bunch of distinguished effete fellows all of you, all of you!

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[M3wThr33]

Didn't we go over this with the Gamecube?

So tired of GAF analysts acting like they know more than the business people who actually make decisions. GAFers are still using RE4 as an exampe of a third party mature title that proves they can sell on the Wii.

RE4 is the exception that PROVES the rule.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19144889&postcount=610
I'm glad this guy has it all figured out. Sad no one did it before. I guess for a new startup like Sega, they're completely green in the field and never dealt with game making or advertising before.

[etiolate]

Are you implying that publishers haven't shown themselves to be completely distinguished mentally-challenged? Especially Sega? Let's not forget their Xbox strategy once going third party.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19131133&postcount=299

nsfw

http://i45.tinypic.com/291eqky.jpg

where do u live

[Phoenix Dark]

Sega is dumb. But are third party "mature" titles failing on the Wii because of dumb decisions in general? I don't think so.

In terms of Sega though, The Conduit was supposed to be a big Wii shooter. It got decent reviews and had Wii owners salivating. It bombed because it catered to a niche group of Wii owners - mature shooter fans. Remember all the talk about the Wii revolutionizing the FPS? lol

If you want to make money on the Wii you better make a Wii Sports rip off, or a party game, or an exercise game cheaper than Wii Fit.

[Stoney Mason]

Old but new to me.

 

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