Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Great Rumbler]

(Image removed from quote.)


ahhhh fuck

 

[Eric P]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Dickie Dee]

http://freedomtray.com/index.html

 

[Flannel Boy]

There are no words.

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]oTMfMP_OXX4[/youtube]

""In 2008, I agreed to play a cameo role in a movie titled 'A Tribute to Big Red' (now titled 'Midgets vs. Mascots'). My role was scripted, and the first two scenes went off without any problems. During the third scene, I was told that four Little People, along with actor Gary Coleman, were going to become angry with something I said and storm off as the scene ends. Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice)."

[Joe Molotov]

You can't trust those little people.

[CajoleJuice]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[M3wThr33]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384240

itt, gaf defends a child rapist.

Reading the article and the posts I expected some Susan Boyle shit, but no the guy is getting views BECAUSE he's a creepy fuck WHO DID rape a 14-year-old boy. He also deliberately broke the law by not registering as a sex offender and fled multiple states because of it.


Also, as for Diglett.
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
Anyone who watched the cartoon remembers this ep.

[The Fake Shemp]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[BlueTsunami]

"Now I'm my own boss"



The context that's used in, oh my god and like always, the video ends awesomely.

[Purple Filth]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

[CajoleJuice]

I'm just going to post every single Onion video the minute it shows up in my Google Reader.

[drew]

you go girl

[Joe Molotov]

Wait, that was an Onion video?

[Madrun Badrun]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

 

 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

 

 

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

 

 

 

[drew]

ccccombo breaker

[BobFromPikeCreek]

ccccombo breaker

 

[Madrun Badrun]

ccccombo breaker

 

[M3wThr33]

FATALITY

[Diunx]

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I saw your failure of an

[Great Rumbler]

There isn't much better on the net than Onion videos.

Pretty much. Onion videos rock faces.

[Himu]

Phoenix Dark

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19202773&postcount=3
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203374&postcount=59
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203438&postcount=67

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345]qeNJrim3SU4 [/youtube]

[The Fake Shemp]

All we need is flying cars and we'll be set.

[demi]

Can people see on the other side? I suppose watching me fap to porn isnt the most appealing thing to come across

[Madrun Badrun]

It's only 40% transparent though Demi.  That's like wearing 60% of your cloths.  That's not disgusting.  I think you'd be safe.     

[drew]

Phoenix Dark

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19202773&postcount=3
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203374&postcount=59
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203438&postcount=67

la hoo sa her

[Madrun Badrun]

In fact, it's kind of like standing in front of a bay window with your hands down your boxers, clearly making jerking motions.  This is fine.  So long as kids aren't watching that is. 

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345]u_pByed0ygU[/youtube]

[OptimoPeach]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19202773&postcount=3
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203374&postcount=59
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203438&postcount=67

"I can have fun without playing video games. What's the point?"

But to be fair, he probably has no friends

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19202773&postcount=3
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203374&postcount=59
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19203438&postcount=67

"I can have fun without playing video games. What's the point?"

But to be fair, he probably has no friends

I agree there.  The social aspect is why a lot of people drink.  People who don't get that rarely have friends and never really did so they never understand those kinds of things.  Yeah, it's kind of peer pressure but that doesn't mean all peer pressure is automatically bad.  Of course, they think so because it isn't like anyone is inviting them out to anything or anyone considering them his friend so...

I have to admit that I still think the absolute worst of GAF.  I'm guessing it was all of the Virgin-Age threads in 2006 and 2007.

[TakingBackSunday]

jesus christ, why don't you say it another 100 times?  we didn't get your point the first thousand times

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

jesus christ, why don't you say it another 100 times?  we didn't get your point the first thousand times

You still a virgin?

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah, but I'm not complaining or posting about it.

edit: ffuuuu reverse fail

[The Fake Shemp]

He's a hipster; he's just practicing abstinence ironically.

[TEEEPO]

http://vimeo.com/5859442

justified 

[The Fake Shemp]

Pee in shower?

[TakingBackSunday]

He's a hipster; he's just practicing abstinence ironically.

Trust me, it's not a conscious choice.

[drew]

people need peer pressure to drink? i guess ive always been on the other side of that

[demi]

Pee in shower?

Feels good man, do it all the time.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384431

ATTN Himuro: your expertise is needed

[M3wThr33]

Pee in shower?

The first week one of my roommates lived with us he didn't flush the toilet if he only peed.
That stunk up the bathroom FAST. Thankfully I told him to flush and it never happened again.

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]52Z9gefyDLw[/youtube]
 

[CajoleJuice]

He's a hipster; he's just practicing abstinence ironically.

Trust me, it's not a conscious choice.

It is, you just haven't realized it yet.

/Matrix

[Barry Egan]

[youtube=560,345]cVFDptvbFT8[/youtube]

[Tieno]

Ricky Gervais

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I forgot he even existed

[OptimoPeach]

Haha even his own kid doesn't think he's funny.

edit:

[youtube=560,345]cVFDptvbFT8[/youtube]

Omfg

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384431

ATTN Himuro: your expertise is needed

I don't know what to say. Since I'm not Arabic I didn't have any problems.

[Phoenix Dark]

smh

[Himu]

What I don't get is when people hate on alcohol for TASTE. It's like,"HAHA ALL ALCOHOL TASTES LIKE SHIT." when they don't realize that alcohol is just like everything else: it comes with the good and bad. I can understand a child saying that because alcohol is an acquired taste.

But how in the WORLD can an adult actually say they don't like alcohol because it tastes "like shit"? I don't like vegetables because brusslesprouts taste like shit! I don't like politics or read the news because all they do is talk shit about black people! I don't like seafood because catfish tastes like ass! It's cool if you don't like alcohol, I can understand that, but where does the rationale that all alcohol products taste the same come from? Sheer ignorance or are these people not being serious?

[Phoenix Dark]

Most taste like shit, end of story. And yes, if I think something tastes bad I'm not going to eat or drink it; I'm not 6, I can choose what I ingest.

"Acquired taste" is cover for "tastes like shit but my friends drink it." It's built entirely on peer pressure, to the point where sweet or nice tasting alcohols (you know, traits many good beverages have) are considered weak or feminine. If that's not backwards thinking I don't know what is.

[Mr. Gundam]

 

Did I mention that this is seriously NSFW? Well, it is EXTREMELY NSFW. We've had a recent influx of bikini and lingere coffee stands pop up in the Seattle area the last couple of years, and they're now starting to take things to the next level, much to the chagrin of some residents and the police...

Police officers in Everett, Washington decided that the best way to spend their time—and spend taxpayers' dough—was cracking down on the perverted, nasty, please-don't-make-them-see-it phenomenon of mostly naked women serving drive-through coffee. It was a tough assignment, but they prevailed. To prove that the women at Grab-n-Go Espresso were straddling the sill of the to-go window while wearing panties without crotches, licking whipped cream off of one another, and otherwise exposing their nether-parts to men, officers—naturally—had to take pictures. Officials have charged the women, who are scheduled for a hearing January 11, with prostitution.

Rest of the article and pictures at the link below.

 

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/01/08/your-tax-dollars-hard-at-nsfw

 

[Powerslave]

lol "Required taste"


but yeah alcohol is pretty damn shitty. I can only withstand some types of beer.

[Mr. Gundam]

Most taste like shit, end of story. And yes, if I think something tastes bad I'm not going to eat or drink it; I'm not 6, I can choose what I ingest.

"Required taste" is cover for "tastes like shit but my friends drink it." It's built entirely on peer pressure, to the point where sweet or nice tasting alcohols (you know, traits many good beverages have) are considered weak or feminine. If that's not backwards thinking I don't know what is.

I like the taste of good beer, you don't. Big fucking deal. Doesn't make either of us superior to one another.

[Phoenix Dark]

Most taste like shit, end of story. And yes, if I think something tastes bad I'm not going to eat or drink it; I'm not 6, I can choose what I ingest.

"Required taste" is cover for "tastes like shit but my friends drink it." It's built entirely on peer pressure, to the point where sweet or nice tasting alcohols (you know, traits many good beverages have) are considered weak or feminine. If that's not backwards thinking I don't know what is.

I like the taste of good beer, you don't. Doesn't make either of us superior to one another.

I'm not saying good beer doesn't exist, no harm there.