Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1781099 times)

Crushed · « **Reply #1620 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 13, 2010, 02:17:52 PM

Why would anyone trust someone who's religious? If he has no difficulty lying to himself, why would he have difficulty lying to you?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1621 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:44:02 PM »

My tongue was planted firmly on my cheek. We all lie to ourselves about something; it doesn't make us untrustworthy.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1622 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 13, 2010, 02:11:03 PM

That dude is so fucking stupid

Invite him over so we can laugh at him.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1729

let the laughing commence!

Eric P · « **Reply #1623 on:** January 13, 2010, 04:22:28 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1624 on:** January 13, 2010, 04:24:49 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 13, 2010, 03:45:45 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 13, 2010, 02:11:03 PM
That dude is so fucking stupid

Invite him over so we can laugh at him.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1729

let the laughing commence!

He's the one that got busted by the fake 1600 MS Points scam and sent it along to Lyte Edge!

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=29885

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Also he though Brutal Legend was good, definitely the gullible type.

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BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1625 on:** January 13, 2010, 04:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 13, 2010, 04:22:28 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1626 on:** January 13, 2010, 04:28:25 PM »

Purple Filth · « **Reply #1627 on:** January 13, 2010, 05:58:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384843

is this guy a plant or something

Himu · « **Reply #1628 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:24:33 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #1629 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:41:40 PM »

Quote

Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin may have just made NBC an offer they can't refuse, after watching videos of Saturday Night Live sketches making fun of each of them.

"Sarah and I would like to make an offer to NBC," said Beck. "Would you like to make the offer?

"I think we should co-host." said Palin. "How could they say no?"

The two then made a personal wager between each other -- Beck saying that NBC won't accept, Palin saying that they will -- with the stake of the bet being a steak. Palin added: "I can envision episode after episode of things that I could mock myself."

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/glenn-beck-and-sarah-palin-offer-to-co-host-saturday-night-live.php?ref=fpb

GilloD · « **Reply #1630 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:52:05 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 13, 2010, 04:22:28 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

So, like. A lot of people think Christianity is just right-wing nutjobs. And a lot of people think Mormons are all polygamists. I'm afraid when people think of "indie rock", this is what comes to mind.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #1631 on:** January 13, 2010, 06:57:23 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 13, 2010, 04:22:28 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]urNyg1ftMIU[/youtube]

Looks and sounds the same, seriously

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1632 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:15:59 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 13, 2010, 12:45:27 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on January 13, 2010, 12:40:50 PM
Quote from: Green Man on January 13, 2010, 12:34:52 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19190450&postcount=2972

Wait, I don't get it. Are shoes that look like they belong to actual bums the new hotness?

you're just not hip enough

You think if I go down to the river and catch my own pair of boots, I can begin my descent into hipness?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1633 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:23:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19283639&postcount=530

this dude is like a hipster/animefag version of me :\

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1634 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:33:07 PM »

Do you find his avatar attractive?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1635 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:39:53 PM »

not really no.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1636 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:43:17 PM »

I've actually associated you two before, fistful.

treythemovie · « **Reply #1637 on:** January 13, 2010, 07:49:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19283739&postcount=148

Remember guys, vaporware companies clearly know more about how the videogame industry works than Capcom

Purple Filth · « **Reply #1638 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:09:19 PM »

Quote from: treythemovie on January 13, 2010, 07:49:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19283739&postcount=148

Remember guys, vaporware companies clearly know more about how the videogame industry works than Capcom

I love this gen

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1639 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:20:22 PM »

wonder what they'll say when their game fails miserably

duckman2000 · « **Reply #1640 on:** January 13, 2010, 08:22:24 PM »

Can't we send Borys to scare the Nibris guys or something?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #1641 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:11:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384834

GAF is so creepy. Nothing new, of course; I remember some time back, they had some really weird and deeply disturbing LazyTown GIF orgy that was just WTF

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1642 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:16:53 PM »

I think we should start releasing press statements to IGN/Gamespot/Eurogamer to be published. Like:

The Evilbore Team says 'Hey Sony, when are you gonna get your head out of your arse and release Gran Turismo 5? When it stop sucking worse than Forza 3? Cuz that's gonna be never, d-bags! PS3 sux, Xbox rules!!"

The first episode of Big Gay Borys' Big Gay Polish Adventure, of which there are four, will be released on WiiWare "really soon".

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1643 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:25:32 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on January 13, 2010, 09:11:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384834

GAF is so creepy. Nothing new, of course; I remember some time back, they had some really weird and deeply disturbing LazyTown GIF orgy that was just WTF

smh

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1644 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:44:26 PM »

[youtube=560,345]HOLKH9dzk-E[/youtube]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1645 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:45:33 PM »

What type of person would fuck a 14yo if it was legal? That's younger than my little brothers, and the same of some of my cousins. Disgusting.

The lowest I'd go (if it was legal) would be 17, which some people may argue is arbitrary but meh, whatever.

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obligatory "lolol pd talking about having sex" comment

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demi · « **Reply #1646 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:46:45 PM »

lolol

Bebpo · « **Reply #1647 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:10:30 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on January 13, 2010, 09:11:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384834

GAF is so creepy. Nothing new, of course; I remember some time back, they had some really weird and deeply disturbing LazyTown GIF orgy that was just WTF

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 13, 2010, 09:44:26 PM

[youtube=560,345]HOLKH9dzk-E[/youtube]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I dunno, I found that kind of funny since that girl has to be like 18 at oldest.

I see so many people in that thread saying they wouldn't have sex with any female below the age of 22 or so because they aren't mentally mature enough. Yet I'm pretty sure all those guys would get with that girl in that youtube video. I can understand if you're talking about having a relationship/dating that you want girls above 22/23/24/etc... who are intelligent and can keep up with you in conversation but if you're just talking about straight out sex like that topic is saying I don't think how well-versed in the world a girl is or how well a girl can hold a conversation really matters ^^; I don't see anything wrong with going to a club and getting with an 18-20 year old that you won't ever see again after that night.

etiolate · « **Reply #1648 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:21:46 PM »

Well the other part of female maturity is just knowing their own body. A lot of young girls are as naive about their honeyspot as virgin-age is. Many girls never see their own vaginal lips, much less the area beyond that. The girl could be 19 and fuckhot, but if she's hardly masturbated then its high chance for lame sex.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1649 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:26:44 PM »

Whenever girls tell me they've never masturbated, I've always been dumbfounded. I don't know if it's the culture of male tomfoolery with their own dicks or a female tendency to...well, keep it private, or both...but I still think most of them are lying to me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1650 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:27:46 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 13, 2010, 10:26:44 PM

Whenever girls tell me they've never masturbated, I've always been dumbfounded. I don't know if it's the culture of male tomfoolery with their own dicks or a female tendency to...well, keep it private, or both...but I still think most of them are lying to me.

They're asking you to show them how.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1651 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:31:21 PM »

I would know even less about a vagina then they would!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1652 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:32:34 PM »

they're excuse is always that they can orgasm mentally....but they nearly sound like they believe it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1653 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:32:39 PM »

Tell your sister that you've heard her before, she's not fooling anyone.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1654 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:33:37 PM »

What?

I think the sister joke barrel is running low, only malek seems to be able to to rattle them off

ya'll losin' your edge

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1655 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:40:46 PM »

I was talking to am nintenho, geez can't you go 5 minutes without thinking about your sister?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1656 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:43:46 PM »

fffffuuuu

drew · « **Reply #1657 on:** January 13, 2010, 10:44:41 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1658 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:00:09 PM »

I meant that they sound like they believe themselves when they're TALKING about their mental orgasm experiences (good liars?). wtf do you think that I'm talking to a girl and then she randomly orgams?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1659 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:04:13 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2010, 11:00:09 PM

wtf do you think that I'm talking to a girl and then she randomly orgams?

Well, not when she's talking to you.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1660 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:08:03 PM »

Unfortunately not. If a girl has to masturbate telepathically, then she's probably a virgin.

Diunx · « **Reply #1661 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:16:44 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 13, 2010, 09:44:26 PM

[youtube=560,345]HOLKH9dzk-E[/youtube]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Holy shit!!! is there a xxx version of this on the web?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1662 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:18:08 PM »

just google hollie camwithher naked

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1663 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:21:00 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 13, 2010, 10:40:46 PM

I was talking to am nintenho, geez can't you go 5 minutes without thinking about your sister?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1664 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:24:09 PM »

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http://www.pornhost.com/2480942562/

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Diunx · « **Reply #1665 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:36:22 PM »

Thanks guys

Himu · « **Reply #1666 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:43:10 PM »

Can someone please explain the obsession with small penis humiliation softcore porn?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=60321

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1667 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:00:59 AM »

http://www.bustedtees.com/helvetica

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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1668 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:19:19 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2010, 11:43:10 PM

Can someone please explain the obsession with small penis humiliation softcore porn?

I don't know, but there's a trend I can relate to

*edit* what the fuck is this shit. chicks don't even get naked. smh

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1669 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:27:07 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 14, 2010, 12:19:19 AM

I don't know, but there's a trend I can relate to

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 14, 2010, 12:19:19 AM

*edit* what the fuck is this shit. chicks don't even get naked. smh

Hey, you can really relate to it now.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1670 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:37:30 AM »

Well, Himu, not a lot of dudes can relate with holding their dick out the toilet when taking a shit either. sheeeeeiiiiit

GilloD · « **Reply #1671 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:52:13 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on January 13, 2010, 06:57:23 PM

Quote from: Eric P on January 13, 2010, 04:22:28 PM
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I keep listening to it. I cant believe how bad it is.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #1672 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:09:37 AM »

Back. I decided to fuck with my partitions on Monday and lost a hard drive and two days of work, and now my thousands of recovered photos are untagged. WOOHOO!

Emails, game saves, documents, I couldn't give less of a shit about. MOST of the porn is backed up elsewhere, just not categorized as nicely.

Fun tip people! If you ever think you might need to do data recovery, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT mix your porn folder on the same drive as your general pictures folder. MAKE IT ITS OWN DRIVE or else data recovery has to be done alone.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #1673 on:** January 14, 2010, 03:31:43 AM »

There's TRIPLE redundancy on some of it. In the cloud, on DVD and hard drives.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1674 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:10:16 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 13, 2010, 11:43:10 PM

Can someone please explain the obsession with small penis humiliation softcore porn?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=60321
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I can't remember the name of that one guy who has like a 1inch dick and cums a few minutes after a chick touches him lol. Those videos kinda made me chuckle at first, but by the end I felt shitty.

Reb · « **Reply #1675 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:33:13 AM »

I started using Picasa to keep my photo's safe.

Storing adult content on your computer is so pointless.

Reb · « **Reply #1676 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:39:28 AM »

Furries cry bitter tears.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1677 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:12:09 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 14, 2010, 06:30:48 AM

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26587307-5013016,00.html

This goat has a HUMAN FACE.

DO NOT WANT

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1678 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:49:32 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 14, 2010, 06:30:48 AM

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26587307-5013016,00.html

This goat has a HUMAN FACE.

This is how one pictures the angel of history. His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage upon wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet. The angel would like to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Paradise; it has got caught in his wings with such violence that the angel can no longer close them. The storm irresistibly propels him into the future to which his back is turned, while the pile of debris before him grows skyward. This storm is what we call progress.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1679 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:14:45 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on January 14, 2010, 10:49:32 AM

Quote from: Green Man on January 14, 2010, 06:30:48 AM
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26587307-5013016,00.html

This goat has a HUMAN FACE.

(Image removed from quote.)

This is how one pictures the angel of history. His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage upon wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet. The angel would like to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Paradise; it has got caught in his wings with such violence that the angel can no longer close them. The storm irresistibly propels him into the future to which his back is turned, while the pile of debris before him grows skyward. This storm is what we call progress.

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