Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1781133 times)

elektrikluv · « **Reply #2340 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:38:28 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 21, 2010, 08:15:01 AM

Heidi Montag actually used to be cute. Now she's so damn generic and plastic-looking.

I haven't felt this bad about some chick getting surgery since Selena Spice got that awful nose job.

More like used to be generic and ugly looking, and now is generic and plastic-looking. Nothing to feel bad about!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #2341 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:46:51 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 21, 2010, 09:52:36 AM

Sasha Grey, Dungeons and Dragons Player

http://twitter.com/SashaGrey/statuses/8004266736

$:-\$

Eric P · « **Reply #2342 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:49:01 AM »

hapless

Quote from: mojovonio on January 21, 2010, 11:43:43 AM

Sasha Grey has an Industrial band. D&D isn't a far departure from her.

interesting

The name "Sasha" was taken from Sascha Konietzko of the band KMFDM,[2] and "Grey" represents Oscar Wilde’s novel The Picture of Dorian Gray[11] and the Kinsey scale of sexuality.[2]

Robo · « **Reply #2343 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:51:08 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on January 21, 2010, 08:21:15 AM

Lela Star's surgery was pretty tragic

That makes me so sad. What a goddamn waste of a perfect body.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #2344 on:** January 21, 2010, 12:19:22 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 21, 2010, 11:38:28 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 21, 2010, 08:15:01 AM
Heidi Montag actually used to be cute. Now she's so damn generic and plastic-looking.

I haven't felt this bad about some chick getting surgery since Selena Spice got that awful nose job.

More like used to be generic and ugly looking, and now is generic and plastic-looking. Nothing to feel bad about!

generic maybe, but ugly? not everyone can live up to the unrealistic standard of beauty you set. date me?

Quote from: Kosma on January 21, 2010, 12:17:52 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 21, 2010, 04:38:22 AM
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hot damn

Who is that beezy.

christina hendricks from mad men, mang.

Himu · « **Reply #2345 on:** January 21, 2010, 12:28:06 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on January 20, 2010, 11:20:31 PM

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 10:26:14 AM

[youtube=560,345]EY39fkmqKBM[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]otphq5MuVqA[/youtube]

This kid's next video is going to be a tape of himself murdering kitties.

Is this kid JOKING? Please tell me he is.

Himu · « **Reply #2346 on:** January 21, 2010, 12:33:03 PM »

I love how he interjects with "I'm a Christian" ad nauseam.

I also love how he says "Otherwise, fuck you." just 5 seconds after saying,"I'm a Christian!"

I think this has to be a joke video. "Everybody gets respect: black people, white people..."

Veidt · « **Reply #2347 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:18:05 PM »

" called fat ginger by everybody at school"

That's when you put on muscle and beat the shit out of the other kids. No need for youtube vids.

Gingers don't have souls. He should accept that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2348 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:24:38 PM »

No one has a soul. Learn to accept it Veidt.

Veidt · « **Reply #2349 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:26:39 PM »

but then how will I entertain myself with the promise and hope of good things to come?

Robo · « **Reply #2350 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:34:30 PM »

You're not a ginger -- something good is bound to happen.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2351 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:07:16 PM »

Quote from: Borys on January 21, 2010, 01:51:22 PM

Gingers do not blink

Fuck. He didn't blink in the second video.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #2352 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:19:03 PM »

Gingers have a second clear eyelid like crocodiles.

Diunx · « **Reply #2353 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:25:58 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on January 21, 2010, 01:18:05 PM

" called fat ginger by everybody at school"

That's when you put on muscle and beat the shit out of the other kids. No need for youtube vids.

Gingers don't have souls. He should accept that.

Gingers look awful with muscles, just look at carrot top.

Veidt · « **Reply #2354 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Borys on January 21, 2010, 01:51:22 PM

Gingers do not blink

Half Chinese ( auto Brink)+ Half Ginger( blink disabled ) =

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #2355 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:31:08 PM »

Pretty sure it's blind.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #2356 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:34:52 PM »

"I won't cower down! I'll keep making videos on Youtube!"

Standing up to oppression certainly looks a lot different these days.

Also, "I don't care (except obviously I do care) I don't care!"

[youtube=560,345]lZLVi4v7lSM[/youtube]

The pointless generation

Veidt · « **Reply #2357 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:45:39 PM »

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
This generation needs to learn that.

Himu · « **Reply #2358 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:54:36 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #2359 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on January 21, 2010, 02:45:39 PM

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
This generation needs to learn that.

Raban · « **Reply #2360 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:01:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 21, 2010, 02:59:00 PM

Quote from: Veidt on January 21, 2010, 02:45:39 PM
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
This generation needs to learn that.

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Veidt · « **Reply #2361 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:02:30 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #2362 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:06:54 PM »

That site makes me wanna jack off.

Unzipping pants.

Getting out old crusty t-shirt.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #2363 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:17:05 PM »

I like how you see boobs before the site asks if you're 18.

Raban · « **Reply #2364 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:24:41 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on January 21, 2010, 03:03:58 PM

http://smellmeand.com/en/
I thought you guys would like to see this.

So tempting.

But this idea is bullshit, every woman has their own smell. Just like men.

Himu · « **Reply #2365 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:26:22 PM »

Sounds like you know from experience

What men have you been sniffin'?

Raban · « **Reply #2366 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 21, 2010, 03:26:22 PM

Sounds like you know from experience

What men have you been sniffin'?

Myself

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2367 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:48:47 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on January 21, 2010, 03:37:47 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
Everybody has to hear this.

So, so underrated.

New theme song for Cute Girl.

edit: The song seems to be about a hooker who died. Probably won't work.
Might have to use "Smoke on the Water"

Robo · « **Reply #2368 on:** January 21, 2010, 05:39:37 PM »

This is maybe the best interview I've ever read, courtesy of Tony Clifton. Read the entire thing, it is so fucking awesome.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/tony-clifton,37280/

Akala · « **Reply #2369 on:** January 21, 2010, 06:28:32 PM »

Quote from: Tony Clifton

TC: Or “I didn’t know.” Hey, what’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

AVC: I don’t know.

TC: Santa Claus comes down the chimney. You better be laughing, you bastard, you.

AVC: That was perhaps in questionable taste.

TC: [Laughs.] You’re saying that to Tony Clifton. See, I get away with this ’cause I had a relative who died at Auschwitz. He fell off the guard tower.

:lenowned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2370 on:** January 21, 2010, 06:29:42 PM »

TC: What nationality are you? A Jew?

AVC: I am.

TC: I can smell it on you. Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile?

AVC: No.

TC: He hides in the bush. A little girl walks by and he says, “Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?”

magus · « **Reply #2371 on:** January 21, 2010, 06:52:39 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
a complete tower of druaga walktrough with annotation describing how to make every hidden item appear,some of these are just so fucked up that they really don't make any sense (some being stuff like "press up,down,left,right" and "kill enemies in a specific order" and "press the start button") and sometimes the item hurt you,i mean wtf namco?

Eric P · « **Reply #2372 on:** January 21, 2010, 06:54:41 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

goddamn i love the internet

mildly

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2373 on:** January 21, 2010, 06:54:58 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 06:29:42 PM

TC: What nationality are you? A Jew?

AVC: I am.

TC: I can smell it on you. Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile?

AVC: No.

TC: He hides in the bush. A little girl walks by and he says, “Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?”

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2374 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:12:11 PM »

Quote from: magus on January 21, 2010, 06:52:39 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
a complete tower of druaga walktrough with annotation describing how to make every hidden item appear,some of these are just so fucked up that they really don't make any sense (some being stuff like "press up,down,left,right" and "kill enemies in a specific order" and "press the start button") and sometimes the item hurt you,i mean wtf namco?

There's a modern version of Druaga (tower of terror? I own the game but forgot the name

). But it utilizes the same "doesn't make sense" hidden treasure system.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2375 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:20:31 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384707&page=23

A great thread cut down in its prime for no reason at all. :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2376 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:21:09 PM »

To be fair, Nathan Rabin is pretty much the biggest Jew ever.

Bebpo · « **Reply #2377 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:32:38 PM »