Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Madrun Badrun]

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[Brehvolution]

[Eel O'Brian]

when you've just taken a dump

you must whip it

all the dookie will just clump

unless you whip it

[Costanza]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19668324&postcount=26

....are you perma'd, TA?

[Chinner]

why are the stupid americans frekaing out when i say that american tv has too many commercial breaks?

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19668324&postcount=26

....are you perma'd, TA?

Yes.

[Flannel Boy]

You made fun of another poster's anime avatar? You, sir, are worse than Jay Cutler.

[The Fake Shemp]

ToxicAdam can make fun of my avatar all he wants.

[Narag]

why are the stupid americans frekaing out when i say that american tv has too many commercial breaks?

Utter shame at having others point out the flaws regarding our television. Its like a dysfunctional family that hates the neighbors know daddy beats mommy.

[Flannel Boy]

NeoGAF: assault your own mother, drink and drive, and commit a string of break and enters, you will become a mod. Make fun of anime, you will be permabanned.

[Narag]

How'd Amirox end up a mod anyhow?  Nearly every post I see from him is some weird behavior he's unashamed of or him being inflammatory to the point of being banned long ago if his name wasn't in red.

[MCD]

that's no anime, it is some dirty gaijin art.

[Eel O'Brian]

why are the stupid americans frekaing out when i say that american tv has too many commercial breaks?

that's why i'm downloading lost from now on

every two goddamned minutes with that shit

[Great Rumbler]

that's no anime, it is some dirty gaijin art.

That's what makes it so funny.

[Flannel Boy]

that's no anime, it is some dirty gaijin art.

That's what makes it so funny.

Says the manchild with an anime avatar.

[archie4208]

Vennt is terrible.  He banned people for criticizing the iPad.

In other GAF news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19668618&postcount=3110

Yeah that's the last time I ever click on a Sonic thread.

[Barry Egan]

Vennt is terrible.  He banned people for criticizing the iPad.

In other GAF news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19668618&postcount=3110

Yeah that's the last time I ever click on a Sonic thread.

That poster's tattoo.  Seriously. 

[Great Rumbler]

that's no anime, it is some dirty gaijin art.

That's what makes it so funny.

Says the manchild with an anime avatar.

I'll have you know that my avatar comes from the official art for a series of books, not from an anime.

[Flannel Boy]

I'll have you know that my avatar comes from the official art for a series of books, not from an anime.

  /

[Great Rumbler]

You messed up the slash.

[Flannel Boy]

I'll slash you!

[Madrun Badrun]

Vennt is terrible.  He banned people for criticizing the iPad.

In other GAF news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19668618&postcount=3110

Yeah that's the last time I ever click on a Sonic thread.

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That poster's tattoo.  Seriously. 

That's kinda nice, if it weren't on his lower back.  gross.

[Flannel Boy]

That's kinda nice, if it weren't on his lower back.  gross.

Right . . . where would that disgusting furry tat belong?

[Barry Egan]

turns out its not his actually

[The Fake Shemp]

In ToxicAdam's case, I doubt he was simply banned for that remark, because I'm sure his name was circulating on some shit list in the mod forum. Not that the permaban is any less lame.

[ToxicAdam]

Well, I have been permabanned once (lasted 7 months) and served two more 6 month bans for other nefarious acts. It's not like I was a model poster in my time there, although I was a pretty good contributor overall.


This was probably the highpoint of my GAF post history:

 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11256078&postcount=165

[The Fake Shemp]

You will always be my #1 republican

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11256078&postcount=165

 

[Madrun Badrun]

That's kinda nice, if it weren't on his lower back.  gross.

Right . . . where would that disgusting furry tat belong?

The center of it should drape over his cock, with the end parts running down the sides and onto his balls.

[Phoenix Dark]

So after years of posting there, ToxicAdam gets thrown out as if he was a junior, over some bullshit? smh

would have loved to see his posts this November

[Flannel Boy]

That's kinda nice, if it weren't on his lower back.  gross.

Right . . . where would that disgusting furry tat belong?

The center of it should drape over his cock, with the end parts running down the sides and onto his balls.

Did you look at the tattoo?

One of the tails goes up. His balls would have to be more lopsided than elek's breasts!

[Madrun Badrun]

what that's not what I said at all.  Imagine his spine line where his cock would be.  Then the two twerly flame things would just be on either side of his balls.  You are not picturing this in your mind correctly.  Think harder!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Imagine getting ball tattoos and what it would look like on a really hot day 

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[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

why is vennt playing the bad cop all of a sudden? wasn't he one of those inactive mods?

[Trurl]

Was the OP even offended?  Nobody responded to TA until Vennt permabanned him.  Nonetheless, I hope that guy's girlfriend does leave him since he indirectly caused this.

[Raban]

I got permabanned for calling GAF a bunch of furry-lovers for supporting Scott Ramsoomair when some dude wrote "Yiff" all over his name card at some con. Pretty tight.

I forget who pulled the trigger.

EDIT: Iaeptus (sp)

[Flannel Boy]

Nonetheless, I hope that guy's girlfriend does leave him since he indirectly caused this.

She should leave him because he writes like a 14 year-old.

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345] Wq58zS4_jvM [/youtube]

Super Bowl commercial. Kind of a weird mixed message in this one.

[Raban]

[youtube=560,345] Wq58zS4_jvM [/youtube]

Super Bowl commercial. Kind of a weird mixed message in this one.

Saying that plastic is bad for the environment while wasting clean water by pouring it onto the ground. Brilliant.

[Raban]

lol, car adverts going on about the environment.

go uber-green, FUCKING walk every now and then, you fat cunts.

No way my hybrid car saves the environment! Bikes and walking are for SQUARES. I wanna be a hipster AND pretend I'm saving the world!

[pollo]

TA that's some stupid ass shit you were permad for. Vennt needs to check himself. A perma for that shit? Wow. A little tou itchy on the trigger finger.

Look at that fairy Frankman trying to get the same protection for weebo distinguished effete fellows on the mlb thread. smh.

[Chinner]

yeah i agree the ban seems out of place. someone mention a ban shit list in the mod board; is there such a thing?

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I'm guessing the mods wanted him banned, but were waiting for a reason to do it. He wasn't giving it to them, so they banned him over that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

yeah i agree the ban seems out of place. someone mention a ban shit list in the mod board; is there such a thing?

No but the mods have their own personal protected list and shit list.  It's how there can be members that blatantly break the rules but something as insignificant as TA's crack gets him permabanned.

On the other hand, Vennt wants to shitcan Count Dookkake's (and his copycats') useless puns, which I'm 100% in favor of.

[Barry Egan]

The leaked list is at least 6 years old.  Obviously it would be hard to know if its a practice they've preserved since then.

[BlueTsunami]

I remember reading that they now use the reputation system to dock posters who are being disruptive. You become enough of a nuisance to the mods and they'll ban you. You keep that trend going and they'll eventually permaban you, I guess.

[Kestastrophe]

that sucks that TA met his fate in a girl age thread 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I remember reading that they now use the reputation system to dock posters who are being disruptive. You become enough of a nuisance to the mods and they'll ban you. You keep that trend going and they'll eventually permaban you, I guess.

Didn't they do away with the reputation system some time ago?

[BlueTsunami]

I remember reading that they now use the reputation system to dock posters who are being disruptive. You become enough of a nuisance to the mods and they'll ban you. You keep that trend going and they'll eventually permaban you, I guess.

Didn't they do away with the reputation system some time ago?

You definitely can't see it anymore as a regular user but I wonder if its a function that they've made only seen by Mods now

[Powerslave]

Thank God for GAF.

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386933

[Barry Egan]

Selig is such a tragic figure

[M3wThr33]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386874

people stand to whip?  I think I just found the source of all evil of in this world.

Quite often my bowl movements break the water table, so in lieu of brushing up against the mountain of fecal matter, mere centimeters away from my hand, I stand up to be slightly more sanitary and agile.

Wow, Vennt managed to surpass Dragona in the arbitrary, irrational cunt category.

And that's a REAL accomplishment.

[demi]

I heard his kid has Sickle Cell Anemia so he's been known to go out on people because of it.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386933

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[Powerslave]

so which anime girl is your waifu great rumbler ?

[Stoney Mason]

I'm not sure why there is surprise anymore when people are banned over there because of some hypocritical stance by a mod, or fake rules suddenly now enforced, or they piss of a mod. That's common practice.

That's GAF.

 

[Great Rumbler]

so which anime girl is your waifu great rumbler ?

What, you think I'd settle for just one?

[Powerslave]

[CajoleJuice]

I'm not sure why there is surprise anymore when people are banned over there because of some hypocritical stance by a mod, or fake rules suddenly now enforced, or they piss of a mod. That's common practice.

That's GAF.

 

It's just amazing how quickly they just throw away pretty big contributors to the community. Rather have five moronic juniors fill TA's place, I guess. And that's the last thing I'll say on the topic. You are right -- that's GAF.

[Flannel Boy]

TA probably uses adblock.