Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Smooth Groove]

Speaking of Tina Fey, her photo shoot in this month's Esquire made me go wow.  I think that they went a bit overboard with photoshop though. Tina is a a lovely, talented lady but she's not even close to looking this good nowadays. 

[Solo]

I'd tap that if she is post op.

I just could never get over the mental barrier that the girl was once a guy.

[Diunx]

Meh, I don't find her that attractive.

[OptimoPeach]

Nothing hotter than a gaping wound that has to be regularly dilated with a stent so it doesn't close

[Smooth Groove]

Why are we calling it her?  Once a man, always a man.  

[Phoenix Dark]

That's true but apparently shes known in the Trans-GAF thread... here's a link...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20325923&postcount=30709

Are the two pictures within the post supposed to be her? If so,

[Phoenix Dark]

post op is ugly

[Solo]

Yeah that would be weird Solo, but if her physique is female then what gives.

Like I said, just a mental barrier for me. I dont care how hot she/it may be, Id still be having random thoughts like "she used to have a cock" or "she used to have chest hair" or "WTF is you doin', Solo?"

[Diunx]

I would take a blow job, as long as I don't have to see his dick.

[BlueTsunami]

I'd bareback dat' shit and hit it so hard she'll use her deep voice

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd bareback dat' shit and hit it so hard she'll use her deep voice

[The Fake Shemp]

In this thread, we finally get to see which posters secretly want to kick it with a dude (WRATH!).

[OptimoPeach]

It

[Madrun Badrun]

Why am I reading this thread at school?

[The Fake Shemp]

You guys are all closet homos.

"I couldn't kick it with a dude, but if he had boobs and stuff, it'd be all good..."

[The Fake Shemp]

Because it's a dude and that's not a real vagina

[BlueTsunami]

"She's hitting me from the back, riding me like I'm miniature show pony. She then stoops down and curls her arm around my neck, her bicep flexing against my trachea, reminding me who's in control."

[The Fake Shemp]

If I see pussy, it feels like pussy round my cock, its pussy in my book bro.

So basically you just need a hole? You're one step closer to admitting that anal sex would suffice.

[Phoenix Dark]

If Monica Belluci had a dick, I'd hit it. Wouldn't let her near my ass, but I'd probably let her get on top and rub her dick all on mine as her boobs squashed my face

[aoi tsuki]

Short term pre-op? Probably. Long term? Probably not.

[The Fake Shemp]

If Monica Belluci had a dick, I'd hit it. Wouldn't let her near my ass, but I'd probably let her get on top and rub her dick all on mine as her boobs squashed my face

Somehow the thought of rubbing your dick on a cheeseburger's dick is LESS GAY than letting a shemale bang your butthole?

[Phoenix Dark]

If Monica Belluci had a dick, I'd hit it. Wouldn't let her near my ass, but I'd probably let her get on top and rub her dick all on mine as her boobs squashed my face

Somehow the thought of rubbing your dick on a cheeseburger's dick is LESS GAY than letting a shemale bang your butthole?

Oh definitely. There's no penetration, and the point would be her rubbing her boobs in my face, not rubbing her dick on mine

[BlueTsunami]

I love this convo

[Smooth Groove]

PD, why not just tit fuck the cheeseburger instead?

[Mupepe]

The real question is, would you let a real chick hit it in your ass with a strap on?  I would

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, why not just tit fuck the cheeseburger instead?

Why waste a nut in some tits though dude

[Smooth Groove]

The real question is, would you let a real chick hit it in your ass with a strap on?  I would

That's too risky.  If you came, it means you're gay. 

[Mupepe]

Not if you're in the spoon positions and she's squishing her tits up against your back and stroking your dick.  Then it's understandable.  If you start putting the strap on in your mouth, that's gay.

[The Fake Shemp]

So you wouldn't let a chick or cheeseburger do you in the butt out of fear that it might confirm a sneaky suspicion that you're gay?

[Phoenix Dark]

The real question is, would you let a real chick hit it in your ass with a strap on?  I would

That's too risky.  If you came, it means you're gay. 

So if you don't jack off during the process, you're straight? Come on dude, weak semantics. Gay is gay

[BlueTsunami]

I agree that strapon ass to mouth is where the line should be drawn

[Mupepe]

that's not gay.  prostate stimulation isn't gay.  That's just biological.  It's not a thick hard veiny cock with balls slapping up against you and a hard muscled guy named Todd telling you "TAKE IT DEEPER, taco!"

It's a soft woman gently penetrating your soul and stimulating your prostate while her soft hands run up and down your cock and she softly whispers in your ear "come on, daddy.  cum for me.  show me what you got"

hard = gay

soft = totally straight

it's true

[Phoenix Dark]

Eh, this is getting too suspect for me, I'm gonna have to bail.

[Mupepe]

PD COME BACK

[aoi tsuki]

You guys have too many rules. If it feels good, do it.

[Mupepe]

now that's gay, dude.

[The Fake Shemp]

Eh, this is getting too suspect real for me, I'm gonna have to bail.

And thus Maurice fled the Internet to whack off in his private bathroom while sobbing. Crymaxing also makes you gay!

[Diunx]

You guys have too many rules. If it feels good, do it.

Totally homo.

[Phoenix Dark]

Willco I'm in the library!

[The Fake Shemp]

Damn, so you're going to jerk it in public? You got balls, bro.

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Gay balls, that is.

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[Mupepe]

I'm so confused.  So it's not gay to look at t-porn but it's gay to actually think of a real female putting an artificial stimulant up your ass?

I really don't see the issue.  Like being serious now.

I'd let a girl put a strap on in me.  Shit is supposed to feel good and it's still a female with a sopping wet pussy.  Weird?  Sure.  Gay?  No.

[BlueTsunami]

PD, smooshin' dicks since 2006

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm so confused.  So it's not gay to look at t-porn but it's gay to actually think of a real female putting an artificial stimulant up your ass?

I really don't see the issue.  Like being serious now.

I'd let a girl put a strap on in me.  Shit is supposed to feel good and it's still a female with a sopping wet pussy.  Weird?  Sure.  Gay?  No.

Dude, I think we have all concluded that you are pretty gay a long time ago. Bisexual, at the very least.

[Phoenix Dark]

A man must have a code, Mupepe

[Mupepe]

 YOU'RE SICK, WILL!

[Stoney Mason]

cheeseburger Porn is hot and awesome. You can totally be into cheeseburger porn and not have gay leanings. Maybe a little bi-curious but not overly so.

Now if you're straight up watching gay porn as a dude then you probably are a lot bi-curious at the least. Or at least into a lot of mental fetishes.

[aoi tsuki]

That's what happens when you have all these arbitrary rules that make everything gay outside of exclusive attraction to men.

[duckman2000]

Real talk. I really consider myself "open minded" about sexual directions and such, but I have a serious problem understanding cheeseburgers, at least the full on op sort. Tolerance, not a problem, but if you commission a surgeon to lop off your genitals and salvage part of them to be fitted in the drilled and sliced hole, that is freakish to me. Like, necro weird. I understand that it is a deep desire and I wouldn't want to limit anyone's freedom to follow that desire, but it's far beyond my comprehension.

[Mupepe]

A man must have a code, Mupepe

I do!  No dudes is pretty much it.  

I am just not attracted to anything male.  Their body, scent, hair, dicks, balls, physique.  Nothing.  It looks like God was too tired to care after he crafted the art that is tits and pussy and female ass.

[Mupepe]

cheeseburger Porn is hot and awesome. You can totally be into cheeseburger porn and not have gay leanings. Maybe a little bi-curious but not overly so.

Now if you're straight up watching gay porn as a dude then you probably are a lot bi-curious at the least. Or at least into a lot of mental fetishes.

cheeseburger porn is only good if it's cheeseburger on female porn.  cheeseburger and a dude is just super gay and not attractive.

[Stoney Mason]

Real talk. I really consider myself "open minded" about sexual directions and such, but I have a serious problem understanding cheeseburgers, at least the full on op sort. Tolerance, not a problem, but if you commission a surgeon to lop off your genitals and salvage part of them to be fitted in the drilled and sliced hole, that is freakish to me. Like, necro weird. I understand that it is a deep desire and I wouldn't want to limit anyone's freedom to follow that desire, but it's far beyond my comprehension.

I don't understand it either but then I'm not that person. Its hard to judge those things when I don't have those feelings. Heck people who like certain foods seem weird to me. 

[Solo]

thread is mad homo

[Phoenix Dark]

I dunno, once you take something into your ass (other than your doctor) you move into suspect territory.

[Stoney Mason]

cheeseburger Porn is hot and awesome. You can totally be into cheeseburger porn and not have gay leanings. Maybe a little bi-curious but not overly so.

Now if you're straight up watching gay porn as a dude then you probably are a lot bi-curious at the least. Or at least into a lot of mental fetishes.

cheeseburger porn is only good if it's cheeseburger on female porn.  cheeseburger and a dude is just super gay and not attractive.

cheeseburger and dude is cool. Shemales are like this weird mythological mix. Like the libidio of a dude but the body of a women. At least the more fem ones. I think that is the appeal there for a lot of guys. Like if a girl was your best friend and she was kinda a dude like you and into the same stuff. I can even go with the dude being kind of wimpy and being the "receiver". But straight up two dudes is where my interest is completely gone. At least as far as seeing it. Just too brutal...

Nothing wrong with it of course. Just saying it doesn't float my boat.

[Raban]

Sorry I came so late to this, guys, but my stance on this subject is as follows:

Pre-Op? Fuck me.

Post-Op? Fuck you.

[Mupepe]

I dunno, once you take something into your ass (other than your doctor) you move into suspect territory.

That honestly seems like a concept that is really outdated to me.  About as odd as the dudes who think it's gay to do a chick in the ass (there are some.  fuck i work with some).  You're doing it completely with a female and no roleplaying homo shit.  Just another way for a female to pleasure a male IMO.

[Raban]

I dunno, once you take something into your ass (other than your doctor) you move into suspect territory.

That honestly seems like a concept that is really outdated to me.  About as odd as the dudes who think it's gay to do a chick in the ass (there are some.  fuck i work with some).  You're doing it completely with a female and no roleplaying homo shit.  Just another way for a female to pleasure a male IMO.

Are you talking about pegging? I can't imagine how wonderful that is

[Phoenix Dark]

I gotta agree with Stoney Mason here. If Black Evilbore was congress, 3/4s of our members would approve cheeseburger appreciation.  

Beezy, time to join the majority

[BamYouHaveAids]

cheeseburger Porn is hot and awesome. You can totally be into cheeseburger porn and not have gay leanings. Maybe a little bi-curious but not overly so.

Now if you're straight up watching gay porn as a dude then you probably are a lot bi-curious at the least. Or at least into a lot of mental fetishes.

cheeseburger porn is only good if it's cheeseburger on female porn.  cheeseburger and a dude is just super gay and not attractive.

cheeseburger and dude is cool. Shemales are like this weird mythological mix. Like the libidio of a dude but the body of a women. At least the more fem ones. I think that is the appeal there for a lot of guys. Like if a girl was your best friend and she was kinda a dude like you and into the same stuff. I can even go with the dude being kind of wimpy and being the "receiver". But straight up two dudes is where my interest is completely gone. At least as far as seeing it. Just too brutal...

be real now, you are at the very least bisexual. nothing mythical about a guy fucking something with a penis in the ass, it's just straight up gay.

[Mupepe]

I dunno, once you take something into your ass (other than your doctor) you move into suspect territory.

That honestly seems like a concept that is really outdated to me.  About as odd as the dudes who think it's gay to do a chick in the ass (there are some.  fuck i work with some).  You're doing it completely with a female and no roleplaying homo shit.  Just another way for a female to pleasure a male IMO.

Are you talking about pegging? I can't imagine how wonderful that is

What's pegging?

I gotta agree with Stoney Mason here. If Black Evilbore was congress, 3/4s of our members would approve cheeseburger appreciation.  

Beezy, time to join the majority

What Stoney said seems strange to me.  Maybe it's because I usually ended up fucking my female best friends and now am married to my female best friend so that fantasy doesn't make sense for me.  The best thing about it is just like he said.  It's just an activity to do together like friends.  Like the equivalent of going to see a movie or play games.  It's an incredible experience.  I just don't imagine it within any male portions because it's not really necessary for me I guess.  If any of that makes sense.