Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780405 times)

Powerslave · « **Reply #5160 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:27:28 PM »

appropriate for the ongoing discussion

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5161 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:27:31 PM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on March 18, 2010, 04:24:29 PM

be real now, you are at the very least bisexual. nothing mythical about a guy fucking something with a penis in the ass, it's just straight up gay.

Hell I'll admit I'm a little bi-curious. I think a lot of people are. But two dudes just doesn't do anything for me. There needs to be some females in there somewhere in the mix for me to enjoy myself. And the shemale despite the obvious conflict there ends up playing that role in my mind.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5162 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:29:25 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 18, 2010, 04:26:34 PM

What Stoney said seems strange to me. Maybe it's because I usually ended up fucking my female best friends and now am married to my female best friend so that fantasy doesn't make sense for me. The best thing about it is just like he said. It's just an activity to do together like friends. Like the equivalent of going to see a movie or play games. It's an incredible experience. I just don't imagine it within any male portions because it's not really necessary for me I guess. If any of that makes sense.

I think you are very lucky and that's a good thing. I think a lot of dudes don't end up with their wives as their best friends. It's not that they dislike them but its not like they are best friends either. It ends up being a different kind of relationship. Kinda hard to explain. But then maybe that's why half of people end up divorced.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #5163 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:31:20 PM »

Pegging (girl fucking guy with strapon) is pretty awesome really. But i can understand if there's guys who can't move past the reversal of classical gender roles during sex or belief that it makes you gay.

drew · « **Reply #5164 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:32:10 PM »

im sorry but if you like a dildo up the ass you are a fag

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5165 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:32:32 PM »

aoi tsuki's manhood is rather unquestionable, so I might have to re-evaluate my position

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #5166 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:34:16 PM »

I have a friend who's post-op. Not really childhood friend or anything, but I've known the guy for like ten years before he had his dick whacked off. seeing that dude disappear for like six months and coming back... different was one of the most surreal experiences I've ever had.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #5167 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:34:52 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 18, 2010, 04:32:10 PM

im sorry but if you like a dildo up the ass you are a fag

distinguished effete fellows don't have all these stupid hangups about sex. They just fuck and they're better for it.

Also, there's this thing men have called the prostate. sogood.gif

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5168 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:42:55 PM »

Many years ago, this one girl I was seeing taught me about the joys of prostate stimulation. Me personally, I'd rather shoot buckets of jizz across the room than worry about whether or not some intolerant douches online think I'm gay because of it.

But that's just me

Mupepe · « **Reply #5169 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:47:05 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on March 18, 2010, 04:29:25 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 18, 2010, 04:26:34 PM
What Stoney said seems strange to me. Maybe it's because I usually ended up fucking my female best friends and now am married to my female best friend so that fantasy doesn't make sense for me. The best thing about it is just like he said. It's just an activity to do together like friends. Like the equivalent of going to see a movie or play games. It's an incredible experience. I just don't imagine it within any male portions because it's not really necessary for me I guess. If any of that makes sense.

I think you are very lucky and that's a good thing. I think a lot of dudes don't end up with their wives as their best friends. It's not that they dislike them but its not like they are best friends either. It ends up being a different kind of relationship. Kinda hard to explain. But then maybe that's why half of people end up divorced.

True. We are not like a normal couple that's for sure. My other relationships were usually women I'd really have to set dates with and whatnot and it does feel kinda forced to me which is why I guess I always found natural sexual and emotional relationships with my best females friends. With my wife it was always just understood that we would hang out. Kinda like my male best friends. We just fucked each other was the only difference.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5170 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 18, 2010, 04:42:55 PM

Many years ago, this one girl I was seeing taught me about the joys of prostate stimulation. Me personally, I'd rather shoot buckets of jizz across the room than worry about whether or not some intolerant douches online think I'm gay because of it.

But that's just me

Corny with the REAL TALK

fuck yeah

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5171 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:50:47 PM »

Just use the "Takin' a big shit" analogy to thwart the "No pooper" argument.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #5172 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:51:07 PM »

i draw the line at a finger during a blowjob, but i don't really see how getting pegged makes you gay. a masochist, sure, but not gay.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5173 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:04:21 PM »

Hey, I don't have a problem with all of your homosexual tendencies, just be open about it! You're here, you're queer... get used to it!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5174 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:09:07 PM »

Willco does it ever get tiring being "on" all the time?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5175 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:11:25 PM »

Nope.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5176 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:13:46 PM »

Surely, this must be what Robin Williams' personal message board is like.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5177 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:18:36 PM »

I can only hope so!

drew · « **Reply #5178 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:23:52 PM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on March 18, 2010, 04:51:07 PM

i draw the line at a finger during a blowjob, but i don't really see how getting pegged makes you gay. a masochist, sure, but not gay.

you are taking a plastic penis into your asshole, theres no getting around that, i dont mean literally gay of course, but gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gay

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5179 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:24:31 PM »

drew i'm pretty sure that you're gayer than five dudes blowing six dudes, but i'm sure your overcompensation has everyone fooled

drew · « **Reply #5180 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:25:25 PM »

im pretty much as hetero as a person can get, i love women

LOVE

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5181 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:26:54 PM »

so did Rock Hudson.

drew · « **Reply #5182 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:27:22 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5183 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:28:52 PM »

google him.

drew · « **Reply #5184 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:30:20 PM »

that was a rhetorical question

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5185 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:31:35 PM »

a stupid rhetorical question, or you don't know what 'rhetorical' means.

bud · « **Reply #5186 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:39:57 PM »

a cheeseburger fucking a female is pretty hot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5187 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:53:36 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 18, 2010, 05:39:57 PM

a cheeseburger fucking a female is pretty hot.

IAWTP

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5188 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:55:18 PM »

drew · « **Reply #5189 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:02:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 18, 2010, 05:31:35 PM

a stupid rhetorical question, or you don't know what 'rhetorical' means.

i thought "who?" was a standard way of trolling oti

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5190 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:10:38 PM »

ugh. you try too hard.

drew · « **Reply #5191 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:13:52 PM »

if you only knew how little i care

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5192 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:18:58 PM »

prove it to me by not having to have the last word, drew!

drew · « **Reply #5193 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:24:23 PM »

.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

last punctuation symbol doesnt count

[close]

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #5194 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:24:30 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 18, 2010, 05:25:25 PM

im pretty much as hetero as a person can get, i love women

LOVE

o hai straight dave

drew · « **Reply #5195 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:34:22 PM »

i knew someone would get like that

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5196 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

Bildi · « **Reply #5197 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 18, 2010, 04:42:55 PM

Many years ago, this one girl I was seeing taught me about the joys of prostate stimulation. Me personally, I'd rather shoot buckets of jizz across the room than worry about whether or not some intolerant douches online think I'm gay because of it.

But that's just me

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5198 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:15:13 PM »

A hole's a hole.

Specially a mouth. I've heard.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5199 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:18:09 PM »

aoi is correct, muepepe is correct even saint is correct. cheeseburger stuff I don't get.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5200 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:22:44 PM »

I think we need a ass-play-talk sticky.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5201 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:29:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

Gary Whitowned

Powerslave · « **Reply #5202 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:39:33 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 18, 2010, 07:29:57 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

Gary Whitowned

Say that in that thread. Both of you.

drew · « **Reply #5203 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:44:16 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5204 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:45:48 PM »

Lucky I didn't quote

drew · « **Reply #5205 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:47:15 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #5206 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:47:44 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 18, 2010, 07:44:16 PM

nvm

chickening out because you dont want people to know who you are on gaf?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5207 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:54:16 PM »

drew · « **Reply #5208 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:56:26 PM »

E-DuB · « **Reply #5209 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:25:23 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

Wow cold blooded

Raban · « **Reply #5210 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:34:22 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

If that guy doesn't get smashed with the banhammer, then

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5211 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 18, 2010, 07:39:33 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 18, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

Gary Whitowned

Say that in that thread. Both of you.

I just did

Powerslave · « **Reply #5212 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:55:30 PM »

my man

Powerslave · « **Reply #5213 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:57:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20345667&postcount=73

nice, I wonder what he's gonna say when more people show up to quote that guy

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5214 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:09:20 PM »

at the last couple of pages.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5215 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:29:25 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 08:51:50 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on March 18, 2010, 07:39:33 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 18, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 18, 2010, 06:35:03 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20342969&postcount=43

Ether

Gary Whitowned

Say that in that thread. Both of you.

I just did

Me too.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5216 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:32:18 PM »

[youtube=560,345]AmK6cxZaLBo[/youtube]

Need to start watching this shit, they turned the thingy where they walk into an American Gladiator challenge.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5217 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:42:39 PM »

Solo · « **Reply #5218 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:44:14 PM »

A Gaffer has already stepped in to damage control/ballwash Whitta after Joe's remark

If I werent banned, Id join you guys. I cant stand Whitta's shilling.

etiolate · « **Reply #5219 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:44:34 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on March 18, 2010, 09:32:18 PM

[youtube=560,345]AmK6cxZaLBo[/youtube]

Need to start watching this shit, they turned the thingy where they walk into an American Gladiator challenge.

wtf

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