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Cheebs

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woah you dated a prostitute..whaat?

and yes pics pics pics


I'd let her message me :smug

demi

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Yuck
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Himu

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so what's wrong with her massaging cock for a living? Girl gotta eat.
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Pringo

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woah you dated a prostitute..whaat?

No. This is the ex-girlfriend of a guy named Solstice on GAF.

I just got banned for linking to his Flickr account. They consider that an invasion of his privacy over at GAF now I guess.

Robo

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These aren't fappable enough to be in the Outside Link Thread; please move to the NSFW thread.
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doable, but I wouldn't pay

Cheebs

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Wouldn't that make you the prostitute?

Diunx

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Here's the flickr account, he deleted all the interesting pics anyway.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35006909@N00/
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Cheebs

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Wouldn't that make you the prostitute?
:lol

You're only a prostitute if you get paid to do something you don't want to.

A prostitute isn't a prostitute if they enjoy their job?

Himu

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I demand more photos of pirate dogs, mojo.
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Himu

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Does he like tea?
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BlueTsunami

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The height of dog fashion, is being witnessed
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Himu

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He looks so scholarly.
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poor dog


Diunx

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Beezy

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Blackmage's dog avatars were better. :smug

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

the amount of views  :o

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392909

:rofl :rofl :rofl gaf hasn't been this good in ages :lol

Wow that story is fucking depressing. Dude kissing for the first time at 21? Only lasting 40 seconds? Now engaged to some chick he only knows online who was the sister of the chick who swindled him out of $10 grand? WTF? :rofl

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Am I the only one who never reads those gaf stories?

etiolate

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I didn't read either.

Joe Molotov

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392909

:rofl :rofl :rofl gaf hasn't been this good in ages :lol

Wow that story is fucking depressing. Dude kissing for the first time at 21? Only lasting 40 seconds? Now engaged to some chick he only knows online who was the sister of the chick who swindled him out of $10 grand? WTF? :rofl

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I was engaged to a woman who I had paid to have sex with. Didn't work out obviously, because I found out after a year and some months that she was already married and had two children.
I'm marrying her sister. It's a long, complicated story.....

:wtf
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the story goes:

-virgin guy has unprotected sex with hooker for 40 seconds (didn't even pull out)
-guy then falls in love with hooker
-talks to hooker over internet/phone and starts sending money (totaling $10k)
-finds out hooker can't get married because she's married and has kids
-proposes to hooker's sister after finding out

Fresh Prince

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wth?
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

the amount of views  :o

The first 12 seconds of that are good, but then it goes down hill fast.


Fresh Prince

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Probably. Marrying/proposing purely because you get a girl pregnant tends to end up not working too well from what I have seen. Marrying young also tends to have the same bad outcome as opposed to marrying when you are more of an adult. It was doomed to implode.

The divorce rate would plummet if everyone took Michelle Obama's advice she told a group of high schoolers last year. She said you shouldn't get married till you are at least 30 and have a career.
What garbage.
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Maybe he has a circumcision fetish
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Fresh Prince

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I'd think $120 buys you a better meal
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392876

I wish I could punch every person in that thread. It's NOT a light gun game. It was joystick-driven.

Himu

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392876

I wish I could punch every person in that thread. It's NOT a light gun game. It was joystick-driven.

This is what happens when nintendo fans get ahold of light gun games. Rail shooters become light gun games and light gun games become rail shooters. :rofl
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I hope so.  I really do.  Why the hell else would anybody in their right mind make a thread like that?  "HEY GUYS I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A PROSTITUTE GAVE HER 10 GRAND AND NOW I'M MARRYING HER SISTER- GREAT RITE??!"
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392876

I wish I could punch every person in that thread. It's NOT a light gun game. It was joystick-driven.

Dude, it has two big guns mounted on the front and it was in the arcade. Nobody could tell the difference.  :lol
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M3wThr33

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I made the original Light Gun game list. I care about this shit. It's the reason Silent Scope is a piece of shit in my eyes. (Xbox version aside, since it WAS a light gun game)

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Am I the only one who never reads those gaf stories?

Says the guy who lives in the cheeseburger thread
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Purple Filth

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392909

:rofl :rofl :rofl gaf hasn't been this good in ages :lol

Wow that story is fucking depressing. Dude kissing for the first time at 21? Only lasting 40 seconds? Now engaged to some chick he only knows online who was the sister of the chick who swindled him out of $10 grand? WTF? :rofl

Wait, this isn't a PD alt account?

BlackMage

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ummm i think that red headed girl is my cousin
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Himu

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ummm i think that red headed girl is my cousin

Are you serious
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BlackMage

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ummm i think that red headed girl is my cousin

Are you serious

she looks exactly like her but i might be wrong.
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BlueTsunami

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ummm i think that red headed girl is my cousin

Are you serious

she looks exactly like her but i might be wrong.

Hook a brotha' up
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pilonv1

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I hope so.  I really do.  Why the hell else would anybody in their right mind make a thread like that?  "HEY GUYS I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A PROSTITUTE GAVE HER 10 GRAND AND NOW I'M MARRYING HER SISTER- GREAT RITE??!"

I can't put my finger on it but there's something slightly sincere in his post. I think there's some truth to it but I doubt it's 100% truth.

Sounds like a typical insecure hermit weeaboo story, first kiss at 21, wants to marry the first girl who lets him get his dick wet no matter how inappropriate she is, then "falls in love" with the next girl he sees despite the same warning signs.

edit: :lol

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And I forgot, someone did ask why my handle is EYEL1NER. I said it in another thread a while back and got grief for it, but I used to wear eyeliner. And mascara, but not often.
I have beautiful blue eyes (been told by a lot of people actually, not just people trying to get to the US lol) and I think it made them look even better.

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Why is that? I mean, I imagine I have some fucked up views on family and everything. I had 4 different fathers growing up, all the women in my family hate each other and refuse to speak to each other, I lived kind of a sheltered life.
But her mother and father and younger sister and brother are nice to me. They buy me things and send to me on my birthday and holidays. When I was there, I helped her brother get back together with his girlfriend of years whom had just break up with him. He and I would watch UFC together when we were there, because he had a ton of pirated PPVs.
Provided things go well and me and my fiancee are living happily ever after and all that jazz, why wouldn't I treat them like family?

I was spot on.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2010, 09:47:51 PM by pilonv1 »
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Wow, what a nutjob :lol
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I guess it is kind of soon and this certainly will confirm some people's opinions that I am settling and whatnot. I am young, but I know what I want.
I grew up kind of poor, never had much stuff. I never had any real friends that I could go hang out with. Had a kind of shit family. Never knew my real father. My life may have been better than someone living in Rwanda or something like that, but it sucked for me and I was very unhappy. And now I am the happiest I have ever been. So of course I want to be with the person who makes me incredibly happy and make her happy too. The only thing in the world that could make me any happier than I already am is if the Marvel vs Capcom 3 Rumor turns out to be true.

jesus :lol
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At least he's got his priorities right.

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 > Life altering choice
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pilonv1

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I hope they have a third sister for when this doesn't work out.
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Fresh Prince

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Oh god when he realises it's a delusion. I hope his wife just keeps it up for the sake of money  :-\
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Am I the only one who never reads those gaf stories?

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HOLY SHIT :rofl
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Joe Molotov

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At least he's got his priorities right.

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 > Life altering choice

Has to be a joke thread. :lol
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drew

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a pic of little lupe on todays howard stern show:

 :nsfw
:nsfw

she isnt so little anymore :o

fistfulofmetal

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shame she got ugly implants
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Am I the only one who never reads those gaf stories?

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HOLY FUCK EMOTICON THIS
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no, dont

TakingBackSunday

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shame she got ugly implants

dude, she literally looked 13 without them, you fucking creep
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fistfulofmetal

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and now she looks like like a 13 year old with nasty breast implants. downgrade total
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