Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1925797 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8160 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:30:24 AM »

Lexi Belle?

drew · « **Reply #8161 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:46:55 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 27, 2010, 12:54:20 AM

To be fair, I started it a long time ago and drew just now decided to bring it up out of the blue. I don't even know when I made that post.

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 27, 2010, 12:49:19 AM

Also when the fuck did I even post that, and why are people bitching about it now? Jesus.

over the weekend when i was banned and couldnt respond at the time, for obvious reasons

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 12:43:54 AM

Knock off the personal shit or I'm going to whip out my banstick, all three inches, and start swatting. All of you.

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 12:48:41 AM

Let it fucking go. Seriously. Do I need to start doling out three-day bans to all of you until you stop typing bitter piss?

the guy is hoping that if i join the military that id get blown up by an ied. seriously. theres enough god damn love on this fucking forum already. excuuuse me if i want to vent after that bullshit

Himu · « **Reply #8162 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:48:43 AM »

Siiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

drew · « **Reply #8163 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:50:40 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 27, 2010, 01:48:43 AM

Siiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/
:himu

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8164 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:55:04 AM »

Someone wants me to hit that ignore button

drew · « **Reply #8165 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:57:57 AM »

yeah, run away from confrontation like a good little liberal arts major

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8166 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:59:32 AM »

Nah, I'm just tired of having the same argument over and over again. That's actually the kind of thing they teach you in preschool.

drew · « **Reply #8167 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:02:28 AM »

i have the right to respond to things that happened while i was not able to, im pretty much done

oh, btw, you know how youre afraid of firearms? thats actually the type of thing they make you get over if you have a good male role model in your life

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8168 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:05:18 AM »

Chick is hot but goddamn that video is annoying as fuck. I have the weirdest boner right now $:-\$

drew · « **Reply #8169 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:12:06 AM »

and people say i have lame one liners!

Raban · « **Reply #8170 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:13:55 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 27, 2010, 02:02:21 AM

HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!
HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!
HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!

Holy shit I wanna make her scream like japanese porn stars, holy shit! I wanna tentacle rape that ass! I wanna motor boat them puppy's then stab her with my katana! Holy shit I'll fulfill her final fantasy's! God damn I wanna fuck that shit and make her call me Wrath-sama! DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All lame jokes aside, I want to have sexual intercourse with that individual.

Oh my good god.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8171 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:14:08 AM »

Willco is an impotent ruler, smh. Smooth launch your coup de tat now.

Beezy · « **Reply #8172 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:14:13 AM »

Why does she try so hard to make her eyes look big? Silly bitch.

BlackMage · « **Reply #8173 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:15:51 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 27, 2010, 02:05:18 AM

Chick is hot but goddamn that video is annoying as fuck. I have the weirdest boner right now $:-\$

its like that halfway boner that makes you go... damn is that me hard? my penis shrunk!

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8174 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:31:27 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8175 on:** April 27, 2010, 02:52:39 AM »

WOW this random dude added me as a contact on Vimeo and his videos are the greatest thing I have ever fucking seen.

http://vimeo.com/11188817

Fucking WOW

Diunx · « **Reply #8176 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:03:26 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 27, 2010, 02:02:21 AM

HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!
HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!
HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!

Holy shit I wanna make her scream like japanese porn stars, holy shit! I wanna tentacle rape that ass! I wanna motor boat them puppy's then stab her with my katana! Holy shit I'll fulfill her final fantasy's! God damn I wanna fuck that shit and make her call me Wrath-sama! DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All lame jokes aside, I want to have sexual intercourse with that individual.

She has nice tits but I couldn't watch more than 5 seconds of that bullshit.

NOT WORTH IT.

brob · « **Reply #8177 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:19:52 AM »

I'll support you in your choice of waifu only if you have some saudi law up your sleeve that will make her shut up. Absolutely dreadful to listen to.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8178 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:21:46 AM »

That's one empty college. I guess Weebo U's been experiencing a few cutbacks recently

brob · « **Reply #8179 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:33:48 AM »

See, here I am doing my basic stereotypical bigot jokes and they turn out true. :'( Fuck burning flags, you need to start burning bras or something. Start a tred Wrath! for the good of the nation!

:saudicry

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8180 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:38:00 AM »

Being married to her would be like experiencing boobquake 24/7

But yeah, the fucking weebo shit needs to stop. That shit is just unacceptable.

brob · « **Reply #8181 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:39:39 AM »

You can seek asylum in my pants if need be Wrath.

brob · « **Reply #8182 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:54:20 AM »

While on the subject of Misfits; A friend of mine got into a brawl with Graves some years back when they played at a local venue. Sucker-punched him cus he was talking mad shit about how Misfits should have died when Danzig left.

Raban · « **Reply #8183 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:55:28 AM »

Wrath I'm fighting you for this girl. I CHALLENGE YOU TO CLAW-PLAGH.

etiolate · « **Reply #8184 on:** April 27, 2010, 03:58:32 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 27, 2010, 02:02:21 AM

HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!
HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!
HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!HOT!

Holy shit I wanna make her scream like japanese porn stars, holy shit! I wanna tentacle rape that ass! I wanna motor boat them puppy's then stab her with my katana! Holy shit I'll fulfill her final fantasy's! God damn I wanna fuck that shit and make her call me Wrath-sama! DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All lame jokes aside, I want to have sexual intercourse with that individual.

"My daddy wasn't around to give me enough attention is Minxy"

Ichirou · « **Reply #8185 on:** April 27, 2010, 04:38:14 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 08:08:46 PM

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Is the last one on the right Himuro? omg

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8186 on:** April 27, 2010, 04:40:39 AM »

Of course it is. The "God is Dead" shirt is a brilliant touch.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8187 on:** April 27, 2010, 05:00:21 AM »

Get a grip, man. She probably doesn't want you anyway. You're not yellow enough for her :'(

Raban · « **Reply #8188 on:** April 27, 2010, 05:30:55 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 27, 2010, 04:42:38 AM

Quote from: startselect on April 27, 2010, 03:55:28 AM
Wrath I'm fighting you for this girl. I CHALLENGE YOU TO CLAW-PLAGH.
You want to fight a fucking terrorist!? Ahh well you're already dead.

Bitch I got arab blood too. Dad's from Iraq, homie, sendin' you straight to the GAS CHAMBER

Ichirou · « **Reply #8189 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:42:30 AM »

It's HOLY WAR

GilloD · « **Reply #8190 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:43:23 AM »

REAL TALK

A- That girl is weird

B- You'd go ovr her house and like "ohhh fuuuu ima gonna do it with this lady!" and then you'd have to sit through 11 hours of Naruto or GENSHI GENSHI MUSTARD LOVE PANIC or whatever the fuck they watch now and then she'd fall asleep.

C- If you did have sex with her, 10:1 you'd see Jack Skellington's face at least twice during the encounter.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8191 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:44:46 AM »

I'd let Jack Skellington blow me if I got to skeet on her chest.

Real talk.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8192 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:47:49 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2010, 04:38:14 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 08:08:46 PM
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Is the last one on the right Himuro? omg

The best part is that you could get rid of the text and use it as a blank template for any of the other causes GAF likes to participate in. It'll still work well.

The Dark Shake 3000 · « **Reply #8193 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:56:33 AM »

Pretty much GAF in a nutshell.

Veidt · « **Reply #8194 on:** April 27, 2010, 07:22:39 AM »

Real talk

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #8195 on:** April 27, 2010, 08:25:43 AM »

That cartoon is brilliant

ManaByte · « **Reply #8196 on:** April 27, 2010, 08:38:51 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #8197 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:34:20 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 27, 2010, 04:58:57 AM

[/youtube

She smokes too!

OK I'm moving to Philadelphia! And this is the last video, I promise.

statistically Philadelphia has the ugliest population. Don't move here and ruin it!

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 08:08:46 PM

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omg

who made this?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8198 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:36:13 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 27, 2010, 08:38:51 AM

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Veidt · « **Reply #8199 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:38:58 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8200 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:41:39 AM »

Crazily, maybe Lemonparty will appeal to Grandma...

$:-\$

Veidt · « **Reply #8201 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:44:42 AM »

at least he still has one $:-\$

Third · « **Reply #8202 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:48:30 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

religious people

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

That has to be fake, though...

Veidt · « **Reply #8203 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:53:36 AM »

goddamit, that poor family $:-\$

irony is that she the one that's clearly evil. Dude needs to divorce her and take his kids.

Chinner · « **Reply #8204 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:33:16 AM »

Those christian girls make a compelling argument.

etiolate · « **Reply #8205 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:36:17 AM »

I kind of envy not having youtube as a teenager. Imagine all the dumb shit each of us would have put out to the world if we had the platform to do so.

Himu · « **Reply #8206 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:46:36 AM »

OMG
[youtube=560,345]Yi08uLTOGxs[/youtube]

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #8207 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:52:22 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on April 27, 2010, 06:47:49 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2010, 04:38:14 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 08:08:46 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

Is the last one on the right Himuro? omg

The best part is that you could get rid of the text and use it as a blank template for any of the other causes GAF likes to participate in. It'll still work well.

Yes

I still die laughing every time this is quoted

Himu · « **Reply #8208 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:06:28 AM »

it's a pretty good template for the average liberal and it works well with gaf, most definitely.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #8209 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:16:55 AM »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/archie-gets-a-gay-character,17323/

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #8210 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:39:14 AM »

Holy fucking shit, I'm fed the fuck up with the NeoGAF custom search.

It just took me 20 minutes to find this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393780

Searching for Ubuntu doesn't bring it up.
Searching for LTS doesn't bring it up.
Searcing for 10.04 doesn't bring it up.
Searchingfor lucid lynx doesn't bring it up.
How the fuck does that happen?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #8211 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:44:18 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 27, 2010, 11:40:44 AM

lol gaf

It's worth noting that I only ended up finding it by searching my own browsing history.

brob · « **Reply #8212 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:53:06 AM »

ya. the custom search is about as useless as a prostate on a prole.

I've been meaning to start using the bookmarking system, but I just can't be bothered so I'm using my browser history like some 13 year tit looking for porn in the history on a library computer.

$:-\$

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #8213 on:** April 27, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on April 27, 2010, 11:53:06 AM

ya. the custom search is about as useless as a prostate on a prole.

I've been meaning to start using the bookmarking system, but I just can't be bothered so I'm using my browser history like some 13 year tit looking for porn in the history on a library computer.

$:-\$

How in the blue fuck would enabling the database search fuck things up?
Of course, I can't fathom how the fuck it is that they get constant 500 errors, either.

brob · « **Reply #8214 on:** April 27, 2010, 12:02:27 PM »

Evilore shut off a process that keeps track of which threads you've read (which is why sometimes everything is marked as read) because it was 'too heavy on the server' so I'm guessing the entire thing is running on a hamster wheel.

Raban · « **Reply #8215 on:** April 27, 2010, 12:44:40 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 27, 2010, 05:40:44 AM

Bitch all you got was your daddy's semen reaching your mom's egg. I got experience mother fucker, you can't beat the fists of Allah.

You want fuck with me? YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME!?

ALRIGHT LET'S-wait, before we kill each other, you just wanna hit this shit from both sides?

Diunx · « **Reply #8216 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:00:05 PM »

Tet were you banned at gaf for posting the cheeseburger thread over at OA?

brob · « **Reply #8217 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:02:58 PM »

not unheard of... Dare I say, most likely.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #8218 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 27, 2010, 01:00:05 PM

Tet were you banned at gaf for posting the cheeseburger thread over at OA?

Not yet. Still expecting it though tbh.

Should have posted the thread under a joke acct but I didn't anticipate it blowing up quite like it did.

edit: It's been a pretty long time since someone has been banned on gaf for what they did on OA but it's definitely happened plenty in the past. I've got a pretty good rep at gaf but I'm still not sure that any mods have taken any notice in the cheeseburger thread.

I am sure in two months when Dragona sticks her cobwebbed cunt in there and sees what happened she'll be more than happy to ban me. She banned a few people in that thread for calling Jamie 'a trap'

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #8219 on:** April 27, 2010, 01:20:32 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1925797 times)