Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780412 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9300 on:** May 19, 2010, 06:08:16 PM »

Jansen got banned.

Which particular post did it for you?

brob · « **Reply #9301 on:** May 19, 2010, 06:11:10 PM »

why post in those types of threads tho? easy trollin', but the mods are super sensitive...

Jansen · « **Reply #9302 on:** May 19, 2010, 06:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 19, 2010, 05:38:03 PM

For those of us who don't read GAF anymore, what happened?

30 users banned for "Undermining the RDR comparison thread".

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 19, 2010, 06:08:16 PM

Jansen got banned.

Which particular post did it for you?

didn't get a link to any specific post.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9303 on:** May 19, 2010, 06:44:38 PM »

Hilarious. Those shitty "comparison" threads are a perfect Microcosm of GAF.

Himu · « **Reply #9304 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:54:28 PM »

Comparison threads are fuck distinguished mentally-challenged. Usually the differences are minuscule and don't really matter and when they do matter, it's just a bunch of fanboy garbage. "My version sucks so I'm going to defend it to the death!" "Your version of the game sucks so I'm going to troll the fuck out of you because you have the spine of a jellyfish." If you have one console, get that version; if you have both consoles get the best version or get the version for your preferred console.

Why do they need threads dedicated to this? Then again, when there aren't dedicated threads these fucks ruin the legitimate official threads.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9305 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:34:01 PM »

awesome ninthing schadenfreude in the SMG2 thread:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=395482&page=28

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9306 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:00:06 PM »

Hilarious they think its possible to have a "spoiler" for a Mario Game.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9307 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:00:29 PM »

[youtube=560,345]x8DuJMWg1BM[/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9308 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:15:56 PM »

I wanted really badly to punch the guy that was laughing right in his face.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9309 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:18:05 PM »

Cue boogie vs Ichirou.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9310 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:40:54 PM »

I bet he went out and shot a 7 yearold girl later that night just to make himself feel better.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9311 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:45:15 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 19, 2010, 09:25:34 AM

Mother nature hates us all
http://www.break.com/index/pool-bombarded-by-incredible-hail-storm.html

holy shit

BlackMage · « **Reply #9312 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 19, 2010, 08:54:28 PM

Comparison threads are fuck distinguished mentally-challenged. Usually the differences are minuscule and don't really matter and when they do matter, it's just a bunch of fanboy garbage. "My version sucks so I'm going to defend it to the death!" "Your version of the game sucks so I'm going to troll the fuck out of you because you have the spine of a jellyfish." If you have one console, get that version; if you have both consoles get the best version or get the version for your preferred console.

Why do they need threads dedicated to this? Then again, when there aren't dedicated threads these fucks ruin the legitimate official threads.

the stupidest thing about that thread is the mass bannings that went on in it as if the thread wasn't shit from the start. Evilore is a fucking twat

Himu · « **Reply #9313 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:54:06 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 19, 2010, 11:00:29 PM

[youtube=560,345]x8DuJMWg1BM[/youtube]

They're like cockroaches in a kitchen when the lights come on

BlackMage · « **Reply #9314 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:07:59 AM »

i wish i was in that thing while they're smokin

i wanna get high

Mandark · « **Reply #9315 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:14:53 AM »

[youtube=560,345]iWw5YdW57Es[/youtube]

I swear I saw this years ago, though the video was posted a couple months back.

lennedsay · « **Reply #9316 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:17:42 AM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9317 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:28:26 AM »

It was from 2006
[youtube=560,345]X8Nc8RCLy1s[/youtube]

etiolate · « **Reply #9318 on:** May 20, 2010, 03:36:55 AM »

the internet use to try harder

archie4208 · « **Reply #9319 on:** May 20, 2010, 07:04:10 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 19, 2010, 11:00:06 PM

Hilarious they think its possible to have a "spoiler" for a Mario Game.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mario saves the princess from Bowser

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9320 on:** May 20, 2010, 08:50:22 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 20, 2010, 07:04:10 AM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 19, 2010, 11:00:06 PM
Hilarious they think its possible to have a "spoiler" for a Mario Game.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Mario saves the princess from Bowser
[close]

But what if this time...he didn't?!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #9321 on:** May 20, 2010, 09:00:18 AM »

Never mess with the Australian ninjas.

drew · « **Reply #9322 on:** May 20, 2010, 09:50:15 AM »

really random but does anyone know how to contact hitokage not via neo or irc?

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9323 on:** May 20, 2010, 10:22:03 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9324 on:** May 20, 2010, 10:28:06 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 20, 2010, 10:22:03 AM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Quote

Many Nielsen viewers claimed they felt "uncomfortable" with the show's often racy humor, most especially episode seven, over 14 minutes of which was Yo-Yo verbalizing (in graphic detail) his desire for genitalia.

chronovore · « **Reply #9325 on:** May 20, 2010, 11:46:58 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on May 20, 2010, 09:00:18 AM

Never mess with the Australian ninjas.

Quote

The ninjas gave chase, but the men escaped. Police yesterday said they had made arrests in relation to the attack.

:ninjacry

drew · « **Reply #9326 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:33:37 PM »

martial arts are still bullshit

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9327 on:** May 20, 2010, 08:11:07 PM »

Ninja can run on water but can't run on footpaths.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9328 on:** May 20, 2010, 08:40:45 PM »

Guns

spoiler (click to show/hide)

with wooden grips

[close]

drew · « **Reply #9329 on:** May 20, 2010, 08:52:25 PM »

as long as you brought it up, i pretty much decided not to go into the military

the reasons?

pussy and pitting my life against some stupid shitheads halfway across the world

drew · « **Reply #9330 on:** May 20, 2010, 08:59:48 PM »

whats the date of your next deployment again?

oh, thats right, you dont have one

brob · « **Reply #9331 on:** May 20, 2010, 09:05:14 PM »

I tried to get into the military, but was turned away because my eyesight is less than ideal. :'(

ManaByte · « **Reply #9332 on:** May 20, 2010, 10:14:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393733

Lost of

in there

drew · « **Reply #9333 on:** May 20, 2010, 10:43:16 PM »

well that shut him right the fuck up

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 20, 2010, 09:05:14 PM

I tried to get into the military, but was turned away because my eyesight is less than ideal. :'(

the air force? army/corps just slap a pair of 50s glasses on ground guys that have shit for sight, unless you have something out of the ordinary

brob · « **Reply #9334 on:** May 20, 2010, 10:48:31 PM »

Naw see, the Norwegian military is rather peculiar about who they let in. Arbitrarily so even, as I know several dudes with worse eyes than me who got in.

drew · « **Reply #9335 on:** May 20, 2010, 11:20:12 PM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9336 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:30:20 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Raban · « **Reply #9337 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:56:51 AM »

I tried to get into the military, but on the application where it says 'Gender: M or F' I circled 'or'.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9338 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:57:53 AM »

When I was a kid I'd wake up real early on saturdays in anticipation of the cartoons. I'd fix my cereal, get my cover, and sneak downstairs. I always got up an hour before the cartoons came on, and Star Trek Next Generations and Golden Girls became a weekly viewing for me. I've never been a Star Trek fan, but I liked that show.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9339 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:05:10 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 21, 2010, 12:30:20 AM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

DRUNK

Himu · « **Reply #9340 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:33:45 AM »

Quote from: startselect on May 21, 2010, 12:56:51 AM

I tried to get into the military, but on the application where it says 'Gender: M or F' I circled 'or'.

The military doesn't take trannsexuals anyways

drew · « **Reply #9341 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:50:53 AM »

Quote from: startselect on May 21, 2010, 12:56:51 AM

I tried to get into the military, but on the application where it says 'Gender: M or Desk Job' I circled 'or'.

fixed

chronovore · « **Reply #9342 on:** May 21, 2010, 02:09:49 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 21, 2010, 01:33:45 AM

Quote from: startselect on May 21, 2010, 12:56:51 AM
I tried to get into the military, but on the application where it says 'Gender: M or F' I circled 'or'.

The military doesn't take trannsexuals anyways

In Britain, don't they have to take them and then let socialized medicine pay for the operation?

Himu · « **Reply #9343 on:** May 21, 2010, 03:21:51 AM »

I don't know about Britain. I'm American and so is startselect but over here, insurance covers it. You can't join the military in the US if you've undergone an srs operation because it's considered a genital defect. In any case, not all transsexual people decide to get an operation, so if you decide to join the military that'd complicate things further.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #9344 on:** May 21, 2010, 08:41:36 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=395955

wow at the nfans

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9345 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:09:15 AM »

Pac-man anyone?

You can use the arrow keys on the keyboard.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9346 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:13:05 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 21, 2010, 11:09:15 AM

Pac-man anyone?

You can use the arrow keys on the keyboard.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34279.msg1126043#msg1126043

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9347 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:29:55 AM »

MCD · « **Reply #9348 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:52:19 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21394187&postcount=132

Eat shit and die Cliff.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9349 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:13:39 PM »

Quote from: MCD on May 21, 2010, 11:52:19 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21394187&postcount=132

Eat shit and die Cliff.

I love that he didn't attack the dude but was just like "Damn yo, thats a bit harsh". Basically fbm.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9350 on:** May 21, 2010, 12:22:44 PM »

Message Board nerds who get so upset a game didn't match their personal expectations they feel comfortable telling people to eat shit and die and cry like little bitches.

That's NeoGaF.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #9351 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:00:37 PM »

we should invite cliffy B to evilbore, he'd get much more constructive criticism around these parts!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #9352 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:10:02 PM »

Gears of War multiplayer is kinda lame, but that is pretty fucked up

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9353 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:21:32 PM »

To be fair, most of the industry "personalities" fuel that kind of conjecture over there. CliffyB might be a reasonable bloke in a pool of narcissists, but other cats like Jaffe just fan the flames.

drew · « **Reply #9354 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:23:12 PM »

everyone go to google

you can play pac man in the logo

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9355 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:25:34 PM »

40,540

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9356 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:28:07 PM »

42,870

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9357 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:47:03 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on May 21, 2010, 01:28:07 PM

42,870

I'd say IT'S ON, but I'm already over it. I concede defeat.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9358 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:50:58 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 21, 2010, 01:31:24 PM

Developers should never go to a message board to defend their games, or even to participate as developers.

I actually agree with this as a general principle.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #9359 on:** May 21, 2010, 02:08:38 PM »

Stinkles/OWV was the only one to do it right, though I guess as a community person it's different. Plus I've never stepped into a Halo thread. Plus he's totally wicked awesome.

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Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780412 times)