Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[BlackMage]

me and himu.. the true brothers

[etiolate]

Hey PD.

i bet you made PD blush

edit: PD beat me to his own joke dammit

[Himu]

me and himu.. the true brothers

Dad: Gimme some drink.
Me: Drink? What drink?
Dad: Some tea.
Me: Aight

[Phoenix Dark]

Hey PD.

i bet you made PD blush

I'm too black to blush  :'(

But I did clap excitedly and almost knock my grape juice over

[youtube=560,345]UayQTu2kH-U[/youtube]

I didn't even know people called it drink until I saw that clip a few years ago.

[Himu]

My dad does, but he's from Oakland.

[Smooth Groove]

I got off at the wrong bus stop a few years ago and walked alone through downtown Oakland at late night.  That was scarier than any horror movie. 

[BlackMage]

I went to a raider game once .. did you know they play in a prison?

[Great Rumbler]

Man, I wanna shoot some zombies but nobody on my friend's list is playing L4D.  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

I got off at the wrong bus stop a few years ago and walked alone through downtown Oakland at late night.  That was scarier than any horror movie. 

did you see any bbc trains?

[Smooth Groove]

Nope, but this black lady was offended that I walked off the pavement to let her pass.  She was like "Why did you do that?  I won't hurt you." 

[Flannel Boy]

Red Scarlet. 

[Bulleta©™®]

Man, I wanna shoot some zombies but nobody on my friend's list is playing L4D.  :'(

Some guy wants to play part 1 after I eat..and I'm sure some folks will want to play 2 after.  Can get some zombie-age in a bit if you want.

[demi]

Hi Red Scarlet~

[Great Rumbler]

Man, I wanna shoot some zombies but nobody on my friend's list is playing L4D.  :'(

Some guy wants to play part 1 after I eat..and I'm sure some folks will want to play 2 after.  Can get some zombie-age in a bit if you want.

Throw me an invite when you start playing.

Also:

http://www.wastingyourlife.com/forums/showpost.php?p=13857&postcount=172

[brob]

getting murked in the digital is serious biz rumbler.  :'(

[Great Rumbler]

You can practically feel the venom dripping from his post. It's incredible. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Green Shinobi continues his march towards e-immortality

[Smooth Groove]

That was kinda weak on DJ Tet's part.  Isn't he a long time OA denizen?  Tet should have responded with even more ridiculous threats, OA style.  I bet GS would back down.  He's just a loud-mouthed wuss. 

[Ichirou]

I love how he starts with "I had this shtick that no one got" and then his post descends into bizarre, bile-infused insults.

[Great Rumbler]

Hey, don't go to that gay Wasting your life forum.

kthnx

[Smooth Groove]

What exactly was GS's shtick?

[BlackMage]

What exactly was GS's shtick?

not quite as bad as ichi but worse then bz chan

[Brehvolution]

What exactly was GS's shtick?

He didn't heed this man's advice:
[youtube=560,345]svwGRJA28lY[/youtube]

[Eel O'Brian]

i just try to like everyone, but they keep making it difficult to do

[Ichirou]

Hey, don't go to that gay Wasting your life forum.

kthnx

That forum is actually pretty cool so far IMO.

[Great Rumbler]

Fuck your mother. Okay?

Touched I nerve, I think.  

[Ichirou]

I drink way too much alcohol and smoke way too many cigarettes. I expect to have cirrhosis or lung cancer by age 35.

I do way too much heroin. I'd be surprised if my veins don't collapse in the next few years.

Jesus.  And this guy teaches high school.

[Smooth Groove]

He does it for the kids.  Literally.

[Eel O'Brian]

my high school teachers were never that interesting

except for that closeted german teacher who was always coming on to my buddy chad

[Ichirou]

The penalty for that type of shit is very harsh in Asian countries, as far as I know.  He better hope he doesn't get caught.

EDIT: My high school teachers weren't that interesting either.  I had a music teacher who was from France who had really terrible body odor, and there was this high school ethics/religion teacher who later got caught with his hands down one of his male student's pants, but that's all.

[Cormacaroni]

my high school teachers were never that interesting

except for that closeted german teacher who was always coming on to my buddy chad

pro tip: GS isn't that interesting either

[Smooth Groove]

Yeah, dude should have stuck to his environment-saving ninja gimmick.

[Eel O'Brian]

well, you have to admit hooked on heroin is a little more interesting than "did you guys hear that new michael bolton song?"

[Boogie]

I drink way too much alcohol and smoke way too many cigarettes. I expect to have cirrhosis or lung cancer by age 35.

I do way too much heroin. I'd be surprised if my veins don't collapse in the next few years.

Jesus.  And this guy teaches high school.

And who is surprised by this revelation?  Show of hands now.

No one?  Thought so.

[Himu]

He does heroin? Jesus Christ.

One of my childhood friends died from a heroin od.

-99999 respect points from that. No way to go.

[Smooth Groove]

I drink way too much alcohol and smoke way too many cigarettes. I expect to have cirrhosis or lung cancer by age 35.

I do way too much heroin. I'd be surprised if my veins don't collapse in the next few years.

Jesus.  And this guy teaches high school.

And who is surprised by this revelation?  Show of hands now.

No one?  Thought so.

It must be easier to see things from the top. 

[Phoenix Dark]

You guys honestly believe someone as cornbread corny as Green Shinobi does heroin?

[Boogie]

You guys honestly believe someone as cornbread corny as Green Shinobi does heroin?

naw, you're right, since we got him to backtrack on his whole "legalize all drugs" schtick for meth and heroin.

[Eel O'Brian]

i knew a "friend of a friend" who was an english teacher and hooked on crack, and he was about as white as wonder bread

he would drive into ugly town and buy that shit, got the back window of his car shot out once

[Phoenix Dark]

He may be a libertarian on drug use, although honestly I think he was trolling. Either way it doesn't prove he really uses hard drugs. Based on his picture and posts, if he has any vice it's probably child porn

[Eel O'Brian]

ouch

[Ichirou]

I drink way too much alcohol and smoke way too many cigarettes. I expect to have cirrhosis or lung cancer by age 35.

I do way too much heroin. I'd be surprised if my veins don't collapse in the next few years.

Jesus.  And this guy teaches high school.

And who is surprised by this revelation?  Show of hands now.

No one?  Thought so.

It must be easier to see things from the top. 

[Ichirou]

BTW, I totally don't believe that Green Shinobi does heroin or any other hard drugs, fwiw.

[Mandark]

I had an econ teacher senior year who used to live in a truck when he was an alcoholic.  He'd occasionally bring it up apropos of nothing, Matt Foley style.

[Costanza]

sweet new layout is up at WYL  

[Eel O'Brian]

DOWN BY THE RIVER

[Cormacaroni]

I met the dude IRL and I have a seriously hard time believing this is anything other than an attention-whoring attempt to build some sort of identity. Or a joke.

[Great Rumbler]

sweet new layout is up at WYL  

Sorry, Constanza, but it really doesn't do much for me. 

[Ichirou]

Why are the avatars over the names?  Looks confusing.

[Himu]

sweet new layout is up at WYL  

I was liking it until I saw that avatars are ABOVE the username, which is fucking stupid, sorry

[Great Rumbler]

I don't really like the use of white everywhere, or the lack of alternating colors for consecutive posts.

[Eel O'Brian]

i do way too much heron, but oh man the wings

[Ichirou]

I thought most people voted against that, yet they did it anyway. smh

[Diunx]

sweet new layout is up at WYL  

I was liking it until I saw that avatars are ABOVE the username, which is fucking stupid, sorry

Seriously, fuck that shit.

[Fresh Prince]

I met the dude IRL and I have a seriously hard time believing this is anything other than an attention-whoring attempt to build some sort of identity. Or a joke.

[Costanza]

I agree with you guys. I fucking hated the avatars being like that at first.

But I warmed up to it after using the theme for a few days.

[Himu]

is it possible to make the avatars under the names

[Vizzys]

above is superior

just be glad avatars/info arent on the right side

your mind would explode

[Beezy]

Hey PD.

Red Scarlet is black?

[Brehvolution]

i do way too much heron, but oh man the wings

Red Scarlet is black?