You guys think this is just about Costanza accidentally getting Red Scarlet de-modded? It goes way deeper then that. Ha, I suppose I would take all of this at face value if I didn't know any better. Well, since I'm feeling nice today, I'll drop a nice truth bomb for you all. The fact is, Evilore is nothing but a figurehead. It hasn't always been that way, but it has been since Kagari became a mod. He has no real power and may not have even wanted to de-mod Red Scarlet. He was tricked.
You see, Kagari is actually a Corrinian matriarch. The year is 30F6X on her planet and all the females are going into heat. Corrinian aliens are known for extreme jealousy and downright sociopathy when they feel their position is being challenged by other females of any race/species. DarkPen was lured in by Kagari with her supposed love for the Final Fantasy series. Thinking he'd be able to eventually hit that shit if he white knighted enough, he did anything she told him to do. DarkPen then used Costanza by proxy. Kagari used this opportunity to knock off Red Scarlett because she knew Evilore's love was split. And if there's one thing Kagari wants, it's for Evilore to fertilize her eggs so they can raise a brood of Nazi mods to start up a fleet of Totalitarian video game message boards and control all the world's aspergers-afflicted population. Unfortunately, Red Scarlet was the best agent the U.S. government had to
okay i'm bored of writing now
