The truth?
I sent Himu a KFC coupon which got him to run in a hurry to the KFC a block away. After an hour, he tried to redeem the coupon but unfortunately it was already expired.
Himu had to settle for a puny chicken wing with his two bucks and some spare change. That's why he's pissed at me.
I apologize for failing to notice the date but the real truth is that I just wanted Himu to get some much needed exercise. That is why I sent him an expired coupon. I didn't want to him to get back all the calories that he worked so hard to burn.
If getting murdered in the digital realm is the price I pay for being true to our friendship and my profession, then I gladly pay it.