Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[lennedsay]

im high as shit! stop fighting guys you make me sad  :'(

[BlackMage]

hey lennedsay do you find beer bellies  HOT?! I'm growin one I like to massage it.

[GilloD]

Everyone knows this is an internet forum and that these people are not your real-life friends, right?

[lennedsay]

They're not?!  :'(

[Smooth Groove]

Try telling this guy,

One more time, since there seems to be some confusion: the girl on the left in that picture was holding my hand. NOT trying to remove it.

[BlackMage]

Everyone knows this is an internet forum and that these people are not your real-life friends, right?

Almost everyone here I consider a friend. NOT YOU ANYMORE THOUGH! 

[Great Rumbler]

Everyone knows this is an internet forum and that these people are not your real-life friends, right?

Maybe you need to learn how to respect people. I'm sorry, I don't know you but it seems like you weren't raised to be polite.

[demi]

hey lennedsay do you find beer bellies  HOT?! I'm growin one I like to massage it.

I do

[Joe Molotov]

Guys, who cares about WYL and Green Shinobi...THE DOG PEED IN THAT GUY'S MOUTH!!!

[lennedsay]

Everyone knows this is an internet forum and that these people are not your real-life friends, right?

Maybe you need to learn how to respect people. I'm sorry, I don't know you but it seems like you weren't raised to be polite.

I bet he's the kind of person that makes fun of fat people on social networking sites because of grease stains.

[Smooth Groove]

Guys, who cares about WYL and Green Shinobi...THE DOG PEED IN THAT GUY'S MOUTH!!!

Sorry, Joe, but hand-gate is more pressing right now.  Was the girl trying to remove GS's porky hand or not?

[AdmiralViscen]

I don't think so. The rest of her posture doesn't seem disgusted, even if the hand is ambiguous.

[BlackMage]

yeah she seems to like it. sorry bros

[lennedsay]

I don't remember this dog pee incident.

[Great Rumbler]

It was a video near the bottom of the last page.

[lennedsay]

Ohhh I thought it happened to GS!

Didn't watch the vid. No multitasking on this iPhone.

[Joe Molotov]

"He's a really good boy....*PPPFFFF PPPPFFFF*...OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!"

[lennedsay]

FrancisTallman aka GS alt is banned now. 

[Cheebs]

Jesus Christ, he actually registered an account just to say it isn't nice to make fun of how he looks like? That can't be what really happen.  That is way too depressing. 

[Ichirou]

that dude is the most bitter human being 

Agreed, but Jinfash chasing him across forums to make a funny photoshop isn't exactly mature behavior either.

Oh Ichi talking about maturity and crossing lines, are we.
Both of you are not above cross forum posting. This whole thread is even dedicated to it.

tsc tsc :tbslol

[BlackMage]

smh ichi 

[Smooth Groove]

He gets treated like a douche online. He becomes a douche online.
I don't know which came first. It's kind of a chicken and egg situation.
The guy was fine in real life, though.

I've never thought about this but now that you bring it up, I'd say that the internet could actually reveal more about a person's true character than real life.   Getting on the internet is almost like being on the island of Lord of the Flies.  Finally, you could act like an idiot without major repercussions.  This is, of course, assuming that the person isn't merely trolling.  

[Costanza]

Jesus Christ, he actually registered an account just to say it isn't nice to make fun of how he looks like? That can't be what really happen.  That is way too depressing. 

It wasn't GS.

[Smooth Groove]

[Ichirou]

But cool people overweight the lame by a 34.5 Green Shinobis.

...that makes absolutely no sense.

[Costanza]

Wow, so there are more lame people on your forum than I thought.

It was someone from here...

[Smooth Groove]

But cool people overweight the lame by a 34.5 Green Shinobis.

...that makes absolutely no sense.

He means 2 Willcos. 

[Ichirou]

But cool people overweight the lame by a 34.5 Green Shinobis.

...that makes absolutely no sense.

He means 2 Willcos. 

holy fuck

[lennedsay]

Wow, so there are more lame people on your forum than I thought.

It was someone from here...

Spill it, Costanza.

[Cormacaroni]

This thread is kind of shitting on any youtube posts, which is a shame, because that video Chronovore posted is much more interesting than forum drama.

Is it possible to separate "forum drama" and "youtube + other links of interest" into separate threads, maybe?

And lo, more forum drama was born

[Ichirou]

He won't, because it's not true. Nobody here is as lame as that Costanza, prove me wrong.

It's bullshit.  Costanza would have to know the IP addresses of the people here and there to be able to compare the two in the first place.  The only one with access to that information is Willco.

Unless costanza is...no, it can't be...

[Costanza]

Uh, the person already had an account over there and used the same IP for the joke account.

[Ichirou]

How do you know the first account wasn't also a joke account?

[Joe Molotov]

How do we know this Costanza isn't a joke account?

[Ichirou]

costanza's not a joke account.

Just a joke.

[Costanza]

How do we know this Costanza isn't a joke account?

Like 3/4 of what I posted on GAF was completely facetious. 

[lennedsay]

How do we know this Costanza isn't a joke account?

Like 3/4 of what I posted on GAF was completely facetious. 

So did you get banned on gaf? I know there were a lot of casualties at one point.

[Costanza]

How do we know this Costanza isn't a joke account?

Like 3/4 of what I posted on GAF was completely facetious. 

So did you get banned on gaf? I know there were a lot of casualties at one point.

yeah, evilore called the rock band thread a "clique" and purged us. lame shit...worst way to go out.

[lennedsay]

There are more cliques at GAF than at a high school. 

[Eel O'Brian]

Good luck, mojo.  Make sure to borrow our emotes.  It'll make your work a lot easier. 

I'm using your avatar as our insignia!

Oh man, think of all the chicks i'm going to get with this forum!

That will bring them in but you should recruit BBC Bore to keep them around. 

at first i was like "there's a bbc bore?  where are all the threads recommending good shows?"  then i realized what you meant by bbc

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i still want recs for good shows 

[close]

[Skidmark]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This thread is kind of shitting on any youtube posts, which is a shame, because that video Chronovore posted is much more interesting than forum drama.

Is it possible to separate "forum drama" and "youtube + other links of interest" into separate threads, maybe?

Most of the Youtubes posted here are not entertaining in the slightest.  Forum drama and meta chatter raises the bar compared to posting an autotuned remix to something that wasn't funny in the first place.

If a Youtube is entertaining, it usually gets commented on, regardless of the discussion that is going on around that particular post.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm just saying that interesting videos get commented on, regardless of whether forum drama is being discussed or not.  Some may slip through the cracks but this thread was designed for forum drama.  The predecessor thread was called the GAF Discussion Thread.

[Ichirou]

You know I'd always stab you in the front, Jinfash.  So I could see the tears flowing from your eyes.

[Ichirou]

We're on the internet idiot, and I don't have a cam. So take your literal stabbing somewhere else, Jorge.

Oh, that's right, in your country, beheading people with swords is more common.  My bad.

[T-Short]

Saudi Arabia gave us the bin Ladins, Puerto Rico gave us reggaeton music. it's not hard to see who committed the worst atrocities here. ichi, you owe us all an apology.

[Ichirou]

Saudi Arabia gave us the bin Ladins, Puerto Rico gave us reggaeton music. it's not hard to see who committed the worst atrocities here. ichi, you owe us all an apology.

Puerto Rico also gave the world

Rosario Dawson
Rosalyn Sanchez
5 Miss Universes
Jennifer Lopez's ass
Benicio del Toro
Raul Julia, who played M. Bison AND Gomez Addams
Jose Ferrer, who played Cyrano de Bergerac AND the Emperor in David Lynch's Dune
His son Miguel Ferrer, who created fucking ROBOCOP
Hector Elizondo
Meagan Good
Luis Guzman (bow to him)
Joaquin Phoenix
Zoe Saldana
Kiele Sanchez
Jimmy Smits

So in conclusion, bomb Saudi Arabia, bow to Puerto Rico.  And Hyoushi, stfu and sit the fuck down.

[Eric P]

Puerto Rico also gave us NY Salsa, so they gives them a pass.

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374445&page=156

This thread is so embarrassing it makes me feel ashamed that I like the show.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21641593&postcount=7717

Creeeeeeeeepy. 

Community sucks anyway.

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21641593&postcount=7717

Creeeeeeeeepy. 

Community sucks anyway.

If it was just the occasional post it would be fine but like the entire thread is that way. I use to post in that thread when the show first started but then it quickly became a creepy thread not just because of that chick but because of how obsessive the people in it are on every aspect of the show. And this comes from someone who actually thinks its a great show. 

[Eel O'Brian]

all those tv show threads have creepy attack squads who pile on anyone who criticizes anything about the particular show, too

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21641593&postcount=7717

Creeeeeeeeepy. 

Community sucks anyway.

If it was just the occasional post it would be fine but like the entire thread is that way. I use to post in that thread when the show first started but then it quickly became a creepy thread not just because of that chick but because of how obsessive the people in it are on every aspect of the show. And this comes from someone who actually thinks its a great show. 

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[ferrarimanf355]

North Korea is going to get Bieberlicious! 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10506482.stm
 

[Eric P]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Skidmark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374445&page=156

This thread is so embarrassing it makes me feel ashamed that I like the show.

No man, we all have our ridiculous obsessions 

Edit: but to be honest she has more hair on her arms than I do:
http://img199.imageshack.us/f/47289053.jpg/

[Smooth Groove]

Her eyes are really wonky in that pic.   

What's her name? 

She probably has some Greek in her.  Greek women tend to be hirsute, like Tina Fey. 

I don't get why hairy women don't wax their arms when they do their legs.  If anything, the upper limbs are more visible.  Arms should be easier to wax as well because of their smaller proportions. 

[lennedsay]

She's a cute girl but that pic is less than flattering. 

[Smooth Groove]

What's her name?

[Robo]

Alison Brie.  I think she's stunningly attractive (in a still attainable way), but while you wouldn't know it from the Community thread, there's a massive difference between simply stating that and fawning over her every step on the internet like a pathetic twit.