Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Eric P]

The most dangerous element to jam bands finally profiled

THE NITROUS MAFIA

http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-07-06/music/hippie-crack-nitrous-mafia-boston/

"Fatty whippets!" yell the balloon man's eight or nine dealers, holding balloon clusters high in the air. Some of the dealers are locals, contracted out for the night, while the rest hail from Massachusetts and Rhode Island. When a police car is seen from a distance, a trio of spotters yells, "Six-Up"—a warning to keep cool. Selling nitrous oxide for the purpose of getting high is illegal, but the club's bouncers don't seem to mind the huffing. "The security here is cool," says a dealer named Chrystal, a single mother who is dating the Boston capo, whom we'll call Dmitri.

[Saint Cornelius]

Why do you care what Green Shinobi's other account is, Malek?  Fuck it, leave the guy alone.

Sure thing, President Soetoro!

[Smooth Groove]

The alt-accounts make me wonder whether Green Shinobi was even the Green Shinobi. 

Plot twist!

[etiolate]

What I think here, is that you have serious trust issues. I also think you jump on the barricades, and that you turn things into a problem before it occur. You make things into a problem because you are afraid.

The women who are most likely to get raped in real life, are the women who are afraid of getting raped. Somehow, in many of the cases their angst project themselves as victims. You have nothing to fear but fear itself.


Be f**king rational for a second.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22269171&postcount=801

[Fresh Prince]

I wish this was average where I lived
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
I will drop it now

What? Don't you live in Sweden?

[Ichirou]

Why do you care what Green Shinobi's other account is, Malek?  Fuck it, leave the guy alone.

Look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find? The definition of the word "hypocrite," which you fucking are!

Butt-hurt.

[Vizzys]

actually ichirou is in the dictionary under japafag

google it

[Boogie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ichirou

 

[Phoenix Dark]

omg 

[Ichirou]

Yeah, I'm famous.

[Ichirou]

I already put one of the members here up on urban dictionary.  I won't tell which, though.

[Boogie]

Anyhow:

http://www.cp24.com/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100706/100705_queen_bye/20100706/?hub=CP24Home

Video on the right side of the page.  Close your ears for the clown in the town crier costume making a fool of himself at the start of the video.

The video is grainy, but the Mountie on the left of the screen saluting the Queen at 1:30 is me.  Just a silly little thing to be proud of, I know, but I considered it an honour to be there.

[Ichirou]

Monarchies. :puke

[Himu]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ichirou

the tags are what get me

[Smooth Groove]

GaijinEB?

[Barry Egan]

What I think here, is that you have serious trust issues. I also think you jump on the barricades, and that you turn things into a problem before it occur. You make things into a problem because you are afraid.

The women who are most likely to get raped in real life, are the women who are afraid of getting raped. Somehow, in many of the cases their angst project themselves as victims. You have nothing to fear but fear itself.


Be f**king rational for a second.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22269171&postcount=801

Why does this post exist oh god  :'(

[Flannel Boy]

What I think here, is that you have serious trust issues. I also think you jump on the barricades, and that you turn things into a problem before it occur. You make things into a problem because you are afraid.

The women who are most likely to get raped in real life, are the women who are afraid of getting raped. Somehow, in many of the cases their angst project themselves as victims. You have nothing to fear but fear itself.


Be f**king rational for a second.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22269171&postcount=801

Why does this post exist oh god  :'(

The post exists because you were afraid it would come into existence.

[bork]

What I think here, is that you have serious trust issues. I also think you jump on the barricades, and that you turn things into a problem before it occur. You make things into a problem because you are afraid.

The women who are most likely to get raped in real life, are the women who are afraid of getting raped. Somehow, in many of the cases their angst project themselves as victims. You have nothing to fear but fear itself.


Be f**king rational for a second.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22269171&postcount=801

Why does this post exist oh god  :'(

That's the same dude who started a thread about first-time masturbation experiences and another on fucking walruses or some shit.

[ferrarimanf355]

I'll be honest, this is fucking creepy, and I didn't know Gallagher was still alive.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855

[The Fake Shemp]

Why is it creepy

[Fresh Prince]

Yeah this sounds pretty funny

Obama again: "If Obama was really black, he'd act like a black guy and get a white wife." Michael Vick: "Poor Michael Vick." Women's lib: "These women told you they wanna be equal—they DON'T." Trans people: "People like Cher's daughter—figure that out. She wants a penis, but she has a big belly. If you can't see your dick, you don't get one." The Rice Krispies elves: "All three of those guys are gay. Look at 'em!" The Mexicans: "Look around—see any Mexicans? Nope. They'll be here later for the cleanup." The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

[ferrarimanf355]

Why is it creepy

See the post above me.

[Great Rumbler]

I'll be honest, this is fucking creepy, and I didn't know Gallagher was still alive.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855

I actually saw Gallagher on my local news station, which is weird because my local news station is really small time. But, then again, this is Gallagher we're talking about.

[Stoney Mason]

I'll be honest, this is fucking creepy, and I didn't know Gallagher was still alive.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855

Old washed up white guy gets more bitter and racist as he gets older. Sounds about par for the course...

[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345]mViwA-WO84E[/youtube]
 

[Mr. Gundam]

I'll be honest, this is fucking creepy, and I didn't know Gallagher was still alive.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855

I read that in The Stranger last week, really interesting/disturbing. But then again, this was over in Bremerton (extremely depressed Naval town), so it shouldn't surprise anyone.

[Eel O'Brian]

The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

gallagher:  part unfunny prop comic, part american hero

[lennedsay]

Is Black Gallagher racist too?

[Eel O'Brian]

the only thing as cringeworthy as what gallagher was saying is the hipster stench coming off that article

[Barry Egan]

The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

Mallet - Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French, diminutive of mail hammer

Melon - Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin melon-, melo, short for Latin melopepon-, melopepo, from Greek mēlopepōn, from mēlon apple + pepōn, an edible gourd

Welp better find some inventive ways to describe your only remembered bit, cigarillo.

[Diunx]

He is right though, you can't speak french without sounding like you want a dick in your mouth.

[Eel O'Brian]

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]xx-10sI33lk[/youtube]

Fuck all your animu music. Ultima

[Barry Egan]

I think you can't really be Gallagher without sounding like you want a dick in your mouth.

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Saying something in French was definitely not the gayest thing that guy did today. 

[DJ_Tet]

The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

Mallet - Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French, diminutive of mail hammer

Melon - Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin melon-, melo, short for Latin melopepon-, melopepo, from Greek mēlopepōn, from mēlon apple + pepōn, an edible gourd

Welp better find some inventive ways to describe your only remembered bit, cigarillo.

annihilated

It is funny seeing him be so homophobic.  I was positive he was gay back in the 80's.  I'm pretty sure he still is.

[Dickie Dee]

The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

Mallet - Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French, diminutive of mail hammer

Melon - Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin melon-, melo, short for Latin melopepon-, melopepo, from Greek mēlopepōn, from mēlon apple + pepōn, an edible gourd

Welp better find some inventive ways to describe your only remembered bit, cigarillo.

not to mention he hoped around on stage like a non-mute mime in suspenders, a mad-homo mustache and a fucking beret

[Eel O'Brian]

he has probably sucked off a french dude at some point in his life

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345]xx-10sI33lk[/youtube]

Fuck all your animu music. Ultima

[youtube=560,345]yjOVPirMKXo[/youtube]

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]xx-10sI33lk[/youtube]

Fuck all your animu music. Ultima

[youtube=560,345]yjOVPirMKXo[/youtube]

Thats pretty good SMT

[Bulleta©™®]

[youtube=560,345]xx-10sI33lk[/youtube]

Fuck all your animu music. Ultima

What version of the game has that? Amiga one doesn't, and I don't think UC one does either.

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345]8krARTrx2PE[/youtube]

[brob]

such a fantastic piece of music. 

[Brehvolution]

The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

Mallet - Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French, diminutive of mail hammer

Melon - Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin melon-, melo, short for Latin melopepon-, melopepo, from Greek mēlopepōn, from mēlon apple + pepōn, an edible gourd

Welp better find some inventive ways to describe your only remembered bit, cigarillo.

not to mention he hoped around on stage like a non-mute mime in suspenders, a mad-homo mustache and a fucking beret

[Mupepe]

Gallagher does sound pretty racist and stupid, but what did anyone really expect his personal opinions to be?  He smashed fucking melons and shit.  He seemed pretty dumb from the get-go. 

But it also seems like the writer of the article is reaching a bit and just being oversensitive for some of the things.  Lighten up d-bag.

[chronovore]

The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

Mallet - Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French Etymology: Middle English maillet, from Anglo-French, diminutive of mail hammer

Melon - Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin melon-, melo, short for Latin melopepon-, melopepo, from Greek mēlopepōn, from mēlon apple + pepōn, an edible gourd

Welp better find some inventive ways to describe your only remembered bit, cigarillo.

annihilated

It is funny seeing him be so homophobic.  I was positive he was gay back in the 80's.  I'm pretty sure he still is.

I'm of the opinion that it's the guys who protest the most, who are the most quickly offended, that are most likely closeted or in denial.

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22276416&postcount=5

who the fuck is this asshole??

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]xx-10sI33lk[/youtube]

Fuck all your animu music. Ultima

What version of the game has that? Amiga one doesn't, and I don't think UC one does either.

I believe thats just his rendition of it. Here's basing it off this...

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

lol@ the Mt. Everest comparison

"Why climb Everest?" "Because it's there" 

"Why lock yourself in a room with 40 snakes for months?" "..."

[Mupepe]

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

What the fuck

[Brehvolution]

[img]http://i31.tinypic.com/312d5oi.jpg[img]

[Beezy]

[img]http://i31.tinypic.com/312d5oi.jpg[img]

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345]sMoKcsN8wM8[/youtube]
 

[Saint Cornelius]

OA conspiracy theory:

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Annon and Hans are one in the same

[close]

[Great Rumbler]

In a not-so-surprising twist, one of Armond White's greatest supporters and admirers is Shake:

http://www.wastingyourlife.com/forums/on-topic/armond-white-destroyed-553.html

[Smooth Groove]

OA conspiracy theory:

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Annon and Hans are one in the same

[close]

Link?

[Saint Cornelius]

Link.

[Great Rumbler]

I find it somewhat ironic that a thread about an article telling people to calm down about Armond White because he's nothing more than a troll, and thus rage is what he wants, has itself generated a significant amount of rage at the hands of the internet's own Armond White [aka Shake].

[ferrarimanf355]

(Image removed from quote.)

Close down the internet like Prince said, it can't get better than this.