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Himu

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I bet every black person knows somebody like him

Somebody?

Uhhhh you're looking at the main reason people don't think I'm black
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ferrarimanf355

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Only in America.
[youtube=560,345]Vph5vkCwT40[/youtube]
He think he Jeff Gordon or some shit.  :lol
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Howard Alan Treesong

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TakingBackSunday

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where's the porn section
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Howard Alan Treesong

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where's the porn section

"video"

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also "peer-to-peer"
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The entire thing seems like it's charting internet porn consumtion.

CajoleJuice

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A more accurate depiction

« Last Edit: August 17, 2010, 04:43:17 PM by CajoleJuice »
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Howard Alan Treesong

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

:nsfw ish. No nudity, but cavorting schoolgirls and naughty lyrics.
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Stoney Mason

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Bieber is so awesome his songs even sound great when you slow them down.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Barry Egan

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holy shit, Justin Bieber sounds like Grizzly Bear  :o

brob

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ya, that software is awesome. Someone needs to throw some speed metal in there and see what comes out.

Hitler Stole My Potato

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holy shit, Justin Bieber sounds like Grizzly Bear  :o

That and Sigur Rós.

Impressive.  What software is that anyway?
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I fucking love this video. Every so often I'll watch it and fall in love with Natalie Portman all over again. Kudos fistful, kudos.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Bieber is so awesome his songs even sound great when you slow them down.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

This is insane. It sounds like something off the Sunshine soundtrack.
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Stoney Mason

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Bieber is so awesome his songs even sound great when you slow them down.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

This is insane. It sounds like something off the Sunshine soundtrack.

If I re-uploaded it and renamed it some random group I just made up, I'm sure hipsters would be asking me where they could buy download this awesome album.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2010, 08:12:37 PM by Stoney Mason »

Howard Alan Treesong

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Bieber is so awesome his songs even sound great when you slow them down.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

This is insane. It sounds like something off the Sunshine soundtrack.

If I re-uploaded it and renamed it some random group I just made up, I'm sure hipsters would be asking me where they could buy download this awesome album.

you were already beaten to this obvious internet joke by "Photon Wave Orchestra"

who foolishly tried to make the joke AFTER the song went up

http://www.avclub.com/articles/great-job-internet-justin-bieber-sounds-amazing-wh,44254/
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The Business posted this in the WTC/Mosque thread and I still can't get over how fucking awful or amazing this is.  Can't decide.

[youtube=560,345]oaQBrTROj2w&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
This ain't a parody folks.  This is genuine.  It's like a lost track from Team America.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

holy christ
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Madrun Badrun

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How do I post embedded images from photobucket on gaf?  :(

edit:  this is what I'm trying


edit2:

well it shows up as an image here and hyperlink there :(
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 12:00:44 AM by Father_Mike »

Joe Molotov

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Bieber is so awesome his songs even sound great when you slow them down.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

This is insane. It sounds like something off the Sunshine soundtrack.

If I re-uploaded it and renamed it some random group I just made up, I'm sure hipsters would be asking me where they could buy download this awesome album.

you were already beaten to this obvious internet joke by "Photon Wave Orchestra"

who foolishly tried to make the joke AFTER the song went up

http://www.avclub.com/articles/great-job-internet-justin-bieber-sounds-amazing-wh,44254/

Brian Eno suicides.
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Great Rumbler

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Gotta admit, I'd listen to that.
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*pic of fail*
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how did i miss this post  :lol :lol :lol

pilonv1

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holy shit, Justin Bieber sounds like Grizzly Bear  :o

Was just listening to Grizzly Bear as I read this. MIND BLOWN
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[youtube=560,345]2H1zjRU8hBo[/youtube]
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404392

So who is going to post Twilight reviews in Evilore's jetblue travel thread?
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Dickie Dee

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Family of taco fans fly the flag

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The Doody family hope to raise profile of feggits

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - feggits.
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The taco Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National taco Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.


taco facts:

feggits were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages

feggits were named after the Latin word for bundle

feggits were originally made with pig's liver and offal

feggits are now made from pork liver and pork

Fans have published the Good taco Guide
 
They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.
"The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the taco is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because feggits were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

"The great British taco is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat feggits twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.

The competition was organised by taco producer Mr Brain's feggits.


:teehee x 100000
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leaked cell phone pic of howard sterns waifu

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OH FUCK!

she's always been hot but goddamn!

The Fake Shemp

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:bow King of all Jews :bow2
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TakingBackSunday

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 :lol

america  :(
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Mupepe

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Wow.  I read that thread earlier before his update.  I REALLY, REALLY hope he's lying and it's a joke.  If not, that shit is a fucking downer.  Holy fuck that'd be terrible.

Dickie Dee

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Yeah, been watching that. It definitely doesn't add up, but I don't know where the OP is coming from - pretty lame if it's an account suicide
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Definitely not a cool way to account suicide if that's the case.  Things don't add up but I've been surprised before when proof has been given in threads like that.  Like a lot of people in the "do you know a murderer?" threads and shit like that.  It would definitely be hard to get precise information, especially if you're just hearing it through channels. 

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What happened in that thread?  I'm not going to read 14 pages.

BlackMage

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What happened in that thread?  I'm not going to read 14 pages.

he claims his gf's sister was raped and murdered and his gf is still missing.
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dude says girlfriend was driving to tennessee with sister.
says he found out that they never arrived
car was found 30 miles outside the city with broken windows and fucked up rear end
hours later sister is found raped and murdered

Madrun Badrun

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Well at least she wasn't murdered and then raped.

Dickie Dee

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Guy's GF and her sister go on a trip. Guy gets call from people she was meeting that the car was found off the road 30 miles from their destination rear-ended with the windows smashed and the two girls are nowhere to be found (this was a couple of days after they were supposed to arrive).

GAF finds no reports on any local news of this and even calls the police and news stations which have no reports of this.

OP says he's been told the sister has been found dead and raped 20 miles into the woods - still nothing on the news or reports from the po-po.

GAF finds this all quite curious and is doing their best internet detecting but coming up with nothing - OP seems to be clamming up with details.
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Well at least she wasn't murdered and then raped.

bu bu bu the body is still warm
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whew.  It's totally falling apart now.  This dude doesn't know what to do and he has no answers.  What a dick.

Diunx

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That thread is fucked up, real or not.
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BlackMage

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try reading it while high. SOO CRAZY
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Phoenix Dark

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[youtube=560,345]JRK7VLTTrZQ[/youtube]
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How can anyone listen to this shit. It's nothing more than a Christian facade over mainstream rap, completely biting Drake's dumb simile rapping style ("they can call us Outkast. Andre") and referencing countless secular songs lol. If you want to listen to secular music, listen to it. Don't listen to Christian music pretending to be secular music

I've been biting my tongue whenever someone sends this to me on facebook but it's getting hard
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Diunx

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try reading it while high. SOO CRAZY

:lol, I'm on page 11 and the guy obviously intentional bad spelling gives him away, I say fake.
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[youtube=560,345]JRK7VLTTrZQ[/youtube]
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How can anyone listen to this shit. It's nothing more than a Christian facade over mainstream rap, completely biting Drake's dumb simile rapping style ("they can call us Outkast. Andre") and referencing countless secular songs lol. If you want to listen to secular music, listen to it. Don't listen to Christian music pretending to be secular music

I've been biting my tongue whenever someone sends this to me on facebook but it's getting hard
:lol :lol :lol

I love your rant.

BlueTsunami

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Right from the thread creation I thought that "My wifu may be dead" thread was suspect. I mean, Doctor-GAF and What-Should-I-Do-With-My-Life-GAF are also weird but fuck man, you create that thread trying to kill time, streaming info about your girlfriend to a bunch of people you don't know or ever will meet? HERPA DERP.
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How can anyone listen to this shit. It's nothing more than a Christian facade over mainstream rap, completely biting Drake's dumb simile rapping style ("they can call us Outkast. Andre") and referencing countless secular songs lol. If you want to listen to secular music, listen to it. Don't listen to Christian music pretending to be secular music

I've been biting my tongue whenever someone sends this to me on facebook but it's getting hard

the only way to save the godless heathens is to become a godless heathen
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Diunx

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Apparently the girl that is feeding him all the info is the daughter of the chief of police :lol
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Cravis

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Lay off the guy and excuse his poorly typed responses. He's in shock.  ::)


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Great Rumbler

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The last thing on my mind when something like this is in its very early stages and still on-going would be to make and maintain a thread about it. I would probably be, oh I don't know, CALLING HER FAMILY and MY FAMILY and THE COPS.
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Stoney Mason

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How can anyone listen to this shit. It's nothing more than a Christian facade over mainstream rap, completely biting Drake's dumb simile rapping style ("they can call us Outkast. Andre") and referencing countless secular songs lol. If you want to listen to secular music, listen to it. Don't listen to Christian music pretending to be secular music

I've been biting my tongue whenever someone sends this to me on facebook but it's getting hard

All christian music has been like this forever. That being said this sounds no worse than anything else I hear in mainstream rap and its no less calculated so I don't have that big an issue with it.

On a deeper level r&B and soul music were simply gospel music brought out of the church so I understand on one level when religious people try to reverse the tactic although of course it tends to end up being corny.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 04:00:03 PM by Stoney Mason »

Diunx

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He's been trying to make it look like he was the victim of a cruel joke since like page 12 :rofl, I hope he doesn't get banned what an epic troll, Kryptonian was even calling the newspapers and the police :lol
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Dickie Dee

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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Dickie Dee

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that thread is getting fucked, they found the missing gf on myspace, and she's online. imma bail, now it's just a bunch of gaffers hyperventilating and cackling over the pathetic op
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 06:04:40 PM by Mamacint »
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Dickie Dee

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I dunno, the OP might be sad, but just delete the thread and perm him - the dogpile is it's own form of pathetic.
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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