Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Barry Egan]

How many more posters have to take a facetious PD post seriously before his name is changed to BlackstroLad?

[demi]

To be fair, I really did think that was Stoney Mason before it hit me.

[Barry Egan]

For what its worth I don't hold that against you on a personal level Demi.  I simply think that if Phoenix Dark is going to keep posting in that way (and to each his own) he should probably get a different handle. On a serious level though it depends on what you mean by "really did", and with that being said and generally speaking I do see where you're coming from.

[Stoney Mason]

Get rid of bullfighting.


lame shit.

To be fair it has historical and cultural significance to Spain, who are we to judge the situation. Personally I think it's quite cruel but at the same time I see where the Spainards are coming from.

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/stoney mason

[close]

Nah. In this case I'm not a fan of using someone's culture to defend them from their backwards ways. In the same way that societies that forcibly put women in secondary roles don't really get any defense from me just because "that's the way its always been".

[Great Rumbler]

http://wastingyourlife.com/forums/on-topic/costanza-is-dead-1321.html

[Joe Molotov]

Sounds like a scam to get free Xbox Live.

[demi]

Keep this up Stoney Mason and I might have to ban your alternate accounts. I can't keep up who is who. Pick one.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://wastingyourlife.com/forums/on-topic/costanza-is-dead-1321.html

didnt PD already pull this same exact stunt years ago? way to be original costanza

[Diunx]

PD did it better too.

[lennedsay]

Didn't PD act like a girl for awhile? Michelle or something? I don't even remember but it was pretty epic.

Read the thread. Same shit I was thinking of. Weak, Costanza, weak...

Good job calling him out PD.

[Chinner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404849

another robotnik thread yay

[Stoney Mason]

Stoney Mason is my "sensitive" account. CockGobbler is my "real" account.

[Brehvolution]

Time to burn down the playhouse then.   

[Barry Egan]

http://wastingyourlife.com/forums/on-topic/costanza-is-dead-1321.html

So is this thread also part of the troll?  Cause the cringe factor is over 9000.

[demi]

Do any of you all go to that forum willingly? I only click the links you guys post... what could possibly be interesting to donate your time and bandwidth there? Real talk... curious

[Great Rumbler]

Do any of you all go to that forum willingly? I only click the links you guys post... what could possibly be interesting to donate your time and bandwidth there? Real talk... curious

There's usually a couple of threads that I glance over once or twice a day. That's about it.

[lennedsay]

I used to at first, then it was just for the Girl thread, but even that got totally pointless. For awhile Shake and BM were posting in the girl thread, and even Wrath I think, but Shake got banned, and the cool guys stopped posting in it, and it was just creepers and girls. I feel socially awkward around most of the girls though, just like in real life. Real talk right there.

[archie4208]

I go to the Rock Band thread and make a few distinguished mentally-challenged threads in the gaming forum, but that is about the same as what I did at GAF. 

[Stoney Mason]

Down deep I kind of hoped it would turn into some place I would want to post. Like a less crabby version of eb even though there is nothing wrong with being crabby.

But the moderation turned me off so I never posted over there.

[lennedsay]

See to me, EB at least has a sense of humor where GAF and WYL have little-to-none. Unless you're regurgitating some stupid meme of the week on GAF, they don't know when the fuck to laugh. They're all just sheep.

[etiolate]

GAF doesn't understand anything that can not be communicated in gif form.

I post on WYL, in the same sort of threads I post everywhere else. I just get different feedback because it features different people.

[Fresh Prince]

lennedsay do posters on gaf know that you're a girl? that would help people laugh at your jokes.

[lennedsay]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

[Eel O'Brian]

Time to burn down the playhouse then.  

[lennedsay]

I did get a chuckle out of some guys yesterday in the Surprise Revelations thread. Somebody revealed when they found out that girls have 3 holes down there. I basically called some guy an asshole without getting banned.

http://neogaf.net/forum/showthread.php?t=404791

[Fresh Prince]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

A female making a joke probably opens up those painful wounds of female rejection and love shyness.  They go to GAF to escape the bitter truths of reality.  A woman on the board just reminds them that no matter how they are seen by others on the internet, they are an asocial loser omega male in real life.

[Costanza]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

I propose we change from : poop to :wyl

[lennedsay]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

Only to people who deserve it. Kinda like you.

[Fresh Prince]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

[Costanza]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

[Fresh Prince]

doubt it

[Boogie]

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

If how you were before was you playing a "character" in attempt to be interesting, how boring is the real "you" going to be over there now, considering your "character" had almost no personality to speak of?

[Dickie Dee]

OMG OMG OMG

BEST. JOKE. CHARACTER. EVER.

Costanza>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Andy Kaufman (moar like Assy Cuntman)

[lennedsay]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

A female making a joke probably opens up those painful wounds of female rejection and love shyness.  They go to GAF to escape the bitter truths of reality.  A woman on the board just reminds them that no matter how they are seen by others on the internet, they are an asocial loser omega male in real life.

 

And it's not that I'm making fun of them or anything. (Well except for somewhat calling the one guy an asshole after he said I called him out on a "technicality" when he said girls have 3 holes and guys have 1 when they have 2.)

Like for instance, there was some thread about Phuket or Thailand recently, and somebody else made a pun on the pronunciation of Phuket, and I quoted him, laughed and simply said, "That pun was my first thought too." Something like that. Somebody quoted me to tell me that, well, you know, that's not really how you pronounce it, blah blah blah. Didn't quote the original guy that made the pun, or anybody else that laughed, but me instead. I seriously think it's because I'm a girl sometimes. I don't know why else I would get singled out for something like that. 


And yea, 3 holes. Urethra, Vagina and butt. The more you know, kids! 

[Boogie]

What character? I have no fucking who you are supposed to be

Things I know about "Costanza":

He's young (like 18-20?)
He's hipster-y
He has shit for taste (though, I guess that's redundant after "he's young" and "he's hipster-y" hyuk)
He had some monster-length girl-thread on GAF that I never read.  And the story was fake?  I guess?

If that was you "flexing your creative muscles", cos, I wouldn't get your hopes up for that big Hollywood career. 

[lennedsay]

So can we get cunt changed to something really classy sounding like distinguished feminine damsel? 

Wittier options are always welcome.

[Boogie]

Not all young people have shit taste.

I know.  That's just my "character" talking. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

A female making a joke probably opens up those painful wounds of female rejection and love shyness.  They go to GAF to escape the bitter truths of reality.  A woman on the board just reminds them that no matter how they are seen by others on the internet, they are an asocial loser omega male in real life.

 

And it's not that I'm making fun of them or anything. (Well except for somewhat calling the one guy an asshole after he said I called him out on a "technicality" when he said girls have 3 holes and guys have 1 when they have 2.)

Like for instance, there was some thread about Phuket or Thailand recently, and somebody else made a pun on the pronunciation of Phuket, and I quoted him, laughed and simply said, "That pun was my first thought too." Something like that. Somebody quoted me to tell me that, well, you know, that's not really how you pronounce it, blah blah blah. Didn't quote the original guy that made the pun, or anybody else that laughed, but me instead. I seriously think it's because I'm a girl sometimes. I don't know why else I would get singled out for something like that. 


And yea, 3 holes. Urethra, Vagina and butt. The more you know, kids! 

A female making fun of something probably puts them on edge.  Reminds them of that one embarrassing time their love note they wrote to that girl that one time was unrequited  :'( :'( :'(

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So can we get cunt changed to something really classy sounding like distinguished feminine damsel? 

Wittier options are always welcome.

Change it to "costanza"

[Vizzys]

cuntstanza

[Fresh Prince]

change it to '(|)'

[lennedsay]

cuntstanza

Change his username to that 

Willco make this happen! 

[Great Rumbler]

Costanza's got a long way to go before his joke character even cracks the top ten.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

I propose we change from : poop to :wyl

I like this but instead there should be a regular expression that translates all forms of wyl into .  Then people will have shit in their hyperlinks!

[Boogie]

cuntstanza

Change his username to that 

Willco make this happen! 

DO EEET!!

[Van Cruncheon]

change his name to "Goyco"

[Solo]

Change it to Yeast Infection

[Barry Egan]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

What character? I have no fucking who you are supposed to be

he holds all of the same opinions as he did before so

[pilonv1]

change it to '(|)'

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404849

another robotnik thread yay

What a weirdo.

Ass burgers.

[bork]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

Or maybe this is just you making up excuses for your past behavior...whatever that may be.  "Character," LOL.

[lennedsay]

Well hello there guys! 

[Barry Egan]

c0stanza
"I want 2nd chance @identity at #WYL for free! redemption plz #CostanzaJokeAccount"

[CajoleJuice]

c0stanza
"I want 2nd chance @identity at #WYL for free! redemption plz #CostanzaJokeAccount"

[cool breeze]

Not all young people have shit taste.

How naive.

[Great Rumbler]

Not all young people have shit taste.

How naive.

I dunno broski, I have pretty alright taste.

[Diunx]

I bought a Limp Bizkit disc when I was like 12 or 13

[etiolate]

I bought Automatic for the People at that age.

I was just born with good taste.