Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405534

Oh jesus, we are so fucked.

So a few days in 2012, maybe 2013, we won't be able to use our cell phones and GPS devices?

*YAWN*

[BlueTsunami]

If it causes a pole shift then our compasses will be pointing North when its really South. So many Kentuckians gonna' be confused.

[archie4208]

If we elect Sarah Palin she will be able to tell Jesus to prevent this from happening. 

[Diunx]

I better start downloading some porn, that way I can still fap even with the internet dead forever.

[etiolate]

If it causes a pole shift then our compasses will be pointing North when its really South. So many Kentuckians gonna' be confused.

wouldn't a pole shift effectively nuke us all?

[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345]iw8soyvhnOI[/youtube]
 

[Solo]

That whole video 

[Tieno]

You cant videotape girls in public? America, land of the free  :'(

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[WrikaWrek]

[youtube=560,345]e6eMW0cEXY0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

[Great Rumbler]

That whole video 

Pretty much.

[Joe Molotov]

That chick was hot though (even if she was just 17).

[Robo]

If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself

[Himu]

Is that his actual twitter account?

YES!

He posted these today:
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50 Cent is the greatest comedian on earth.

50 Cent may make bad music, but he's hilarious
[youtube=560,345]c_G7K66lIWM[/youtube]

[Barry Egan]

That whole video 

Real Life: I Am Coach McGuirk

[Fresh Prince]

What the fuck is a Wog?

ethnics in this case Lebanese

guy was a perve deserved to be called out on his shit whatever her age

[Himu]

"Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherfucker you niccas in trouble"

- 50 cent's twitter

[The Sceneman]

What the fuck is a Wog?

ethnics in this case Lebanese

guy was a perve deserved to be called out on his shit whatever her age

I always thought a wog was an aussie of greek descent? Can it be used for other ethnicities?

[Stoney Mason]

What the fuck is a Wog?

ethnics in this case Lebanese

guy was a perve deserved to be called out on his shit whatever her age

I always thought a wog was an aussie of greek descent? Can it be used for other ethnicities?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog

[Fresh Prince]

wog is pretty general now but it did used to refer mediterranean europeans only. If you look at the youtube comments there is some heavy intellectual discussion on whether Lebanese are wogs or not.

In short wogs are sort of like jersey shore

[Phoenix Dark]

http://twitter.com/50cent

Choice Tweets so far:

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

I think I'm confused now I want a black girl who can do anal like its nothing. I'm sorry I was just watching porn

I just looked at kanye page what the fuck kind a spaced out tweets are those. fuck that I aint never looking at that shit again

50 Cent must be doing acid or someshit.

[BlueTsunami]

Best group on Facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Joanna-Newsoms-ASS/170454944134

[BlueTsunami]

The fuck am I looking at?

[BlueTsunami]

The fuck am I looking at?

A poster for that movie where 50 Cent lost all that weight.

Oh man, Ray Liotta needs to find a better agent

[Barry Egan]

Featuring Ray Liotta's Paunch as: the strategy board.

edit:  "also playing in 2d"    Can't wait to see dat paunch in 3 dimensions!

[BlueTsunami]

I just looked at 50 Cents IMDB and they have a sort of twitter feed...

Look this is a public service announcement my tweets are for motherfuckers 18 and older. If you under 18 get yo little ass off the computer

(9 hours ago )

Ok ok I'm back! what the fuck you mean that was quick she was good

(9 hours ago )

Yal gotta hold on a min now ill be back I'm trying to get my dick sucked. Time for a Small break Ladies and gentalmen

(9 hours ago )

[Himu]

lmao @ 50 Cent

[drew]

not funny

you guys suck

[Robo]

Best group on Facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Joanna-Newsoms-ASS/170454944134

You'd expect this group to have more photos.

[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Goober.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405565

Skimming through this thread there is a difference between having a nice look walking by and doing something creepy and pervy such as stopping, taking your phone out and recording this shit for later consumption.

[Fresh Prince]

I don't think there's anything pervy about a fat gay dude recording something that.

doesn't matter if the guy was straight or not, what matters is the result

Whether it's creepy or not I don't think flyoverstaters should be exporting their values to NYC. 

flyover states aren't that puritan, they know getting their cute daughter in cute shorts doing ballet poses is titillation they just want to control the image, get paid and would rather guys not take videos of their daughter

[Barry Egan]

I don't think there's anything pervy about a fat gay dude recording something that.

well.  You're wrong.

[Barry Egan]

he's under no legal obligation to behave differently than he did, but that doesn't mean he wasn't being a tubby skeevball. 

[WrikaWrek]

He was out of line, but i'm glad he did. Girl is hot.

[Stoney Mason]

old but I'm in the mood to post it since I just finished the game.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Himu]

old but I'm in the mood to post it since I just finished the game.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Fresh Prince]

https://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

We’ve reached a point in our civilization where counterculture has mutated into a self-obsessed aesthetic vacuum. So while hipsterdom is the end product of all prior countercultures, it’s been stripped of its subversion and originality.

[Barry Egan]

Crusty Internet Cynic: The Article

[Fresh Prince]

The article can be summed up as such:
Hipsterdom is a counterculture that are too self-concious and too cynical to take anything seriously for fear of looking naive or ridiculous.

The comments are probably better than the article though.

[Fresh Prince]

doesn't really make a difference

[Positive Touch]

couldn't even make it past the intro.  it's a bunch of ugly kids that dress shitty and listen to bad music while drinking bad beer.  point, laugh, and move on

[Fresh Prince]

The point of the article wasn't to make fun of the fashion. It's more about as a counterculture movement it was vacuos compared to punk, hip-hop etc where fashions are just as ridiculous but had significant something to say.

[drew]

mother fuck ad busters

[etiolate]

The point of the article wasn't to make fun of the fashion. It's more about as a counterculture movement it was vacuos compared to punk, hip-hop etc where fashions are just as ridiculous but had significant something to say.

Is it all that surprising when its riffing on the 80s?

[Robo]

I think they've graduated to riffing on the 90s at this point.

[youtube=560,345]pdbrQYER1fI[/youtube]

[Tieno]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[TEEEPO]

I think they've graduated to riffing on the 90s at this point.

[youtube=560,345]pdbrQYER1fI[/youtube]

a shame those guys went from jamming with jay reatard to playing this...

[etiolate]

There was a megathread rule then a no megathread rule. Can't figure out why yet. A main GW2 thread would help since there's like four or five threads that randomly get bumped for the same info/discussion.

[Third]

pulga is crushed?

[etiolate]

Why do you think that?

[Third]

I dunno. I just have a feeling. I'm probably wrong, though.

[Solo]

GAF Emmy thread is embarassing

[CajoleJuice]

examples plz, not reading through that shit

or just a summary

[Solo]

Just read a page or two of any of the last 5-10 pages. Its just lame bickering between Mad Men, LOST, and Breaking Bad fans.

[CajoleJuice]

goddamn it solo, i just read 6 pages (well 3, since i'm on 100 reply pages)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was so tempted to troll LOST

[close]

[Stoney Mason]

GAF Emmy thread is embarassing

Mainly embarrassing since arguing over a lame ass "emmy" is pointless. That award is roughly on the same level as a "grammy" which means no normal person gives a shit about it.

[Solo]

goddamn it solo, i just read 6 pages (well 3, since i'm on 100 reply pages)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was so tempted to troll LOST

[close]

Do it for the lulz!

[CajoleJuice]

goddamn it solo, i just read 6 pages (well 3, since i'm on 100 reply pages)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was so tempted to troll LOST

[close]

Do it for the lulz!

 

[Solo]

 

[muckhole]

                                                                                                            

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Thanks a bunch Switzerland. I'll remember this when we're all waiting in lines for our government-rationed Kit-Kats.