I was looking at a hairy pussy thumbnail gallery post when I noticed the girl's shirt in the pic
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410800Fuck, say goodbye to Whitta's career.
You guys are crazy.
I like how the asian girls are about to orgasm and the black guy is like, 'Can a distinguished black fellow get his iPad signed or what?'
hypocritlibs Just like our ILLEGAL President that was not born in this Country and ILLEGAL ALIENS, so to, the africanized honey bees are in this country creating terror and death where ever they go.
Shake goes on a date(Image removed from quote.)
Her being Asian, she could have been 27 and still looked 17. Also her being Asian she is probably as smart as a 27 year old. If you play with the stereotypes it all works out.
tell him to fuck her
So do you want a bj or an hj?
Ahaha, nice try. How do you not have $2?
Bring this motherfucker over here, I wanna hear about it from the milkshake himself
"She is so hot, my ultimate fantasy is for me to meet her and tell her a knock knock joke so funny that she laughs till tears stream down her face and then she gets a sultry look in her eyes, grabs my crotch and says "you can do whatever you want to me tonight". Holy fuck would I take her up on her offer.First up I'd give her a hot soapy enema cause theres going to be a LOT of ass stuff. I then proceed to fuck her ass (condom) press my thumbs into her quivering abdomen, pick her up and press her back into the wall getting off to the pressure from squeezing her sloshing half pregnant looking stomach into mine till she begs me to stop cause she needs to shit, as it rushes out I slap her in the face. Now we may beginI take two jars of jam and empty them into her ass which I then fuck (no condom) stopping every few minutes for ass to mouth. I then get out the Kamu Sutra and do every fucked up position I can think of, spend ten minutes distractedly fingering her asshole and then start spanking her while wearing a pilgrim hat and angrily quoting from a Bible in my free hand(I'm not christian I just think that would be funny) before I drag her by the hair out to the trampoline in my backyard, pick her up from behind and wrap my arms under her thighs and stick it in her ass and jump bfor awhile, then turn around and stick it in her pussy and have her wrap her legs around me, start jumping till I get a good rythym going then make a huge ten foot plus jump in the air making sure to remove my cock so only an inch is in her pussy so that it SLAMS back in as I land on my ass, it is at this time that I hope she starts crying. I will then flip her over and play her ass like a bongo drum as I sing a silly African tribal gibberish song in tune to her sobs.I will then take her out to my barn and tie her feet to two bungee cords I shall hang to the bannister and give her a push so she starts swaying and alternately slap her ass and tits as she sways by. I will then climb up the cords and position myself between her legs and drop down into her, and make Tarzan yells as we sway around the barn.I will then untie her and take her up to the bathtub put a white t-shirt on her, fill up the tub with cold water and ice cubes put her in and furiously masturbate and take video/pictures of her shivering. (Freezing women is a Weird fetish I haven't had luck finding in porn).Take her out to the lake and put on some scuba gear, go underwater and fuck her in all sorts of outer space positions, offering her a quick hit from my oxygen tank when she starts to claw at my body which I quickly replace with my cock.drag her gasping to the shore and slap her repeatedly with my PENIS cause its something I've always wanted to try, play a game of risk, gagging bj, fisting, put on a tophat, kiss her hand and thank her for an enchanting evening."ummmm....yeah
This is the only funny thing I've read on Reddit... maybe ever.http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/aay1v/i_take_two_jars_of_jam_and_empty_them_into/c0gor3y
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2010, 09:54:41 PMShake goes on a date(Image removed from quote.)Fun fact.The asian girl Shake met from okcupid is 17 and in high school. Shake is 21.
Yeah that's not so odd. It is illegal, but still, not really odd.
One more laugh out of the WYL redirect:http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23994601&postcount=11982This shmuck thinks Evilore owns Evilbore
Boogie getting desperate now with math "It's cool man! She looks old enough! I finally have a date! I DONTCARE I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY : ("
I thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 22, 2010, 11:49:56 PMI thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.I'm a bastion of Canadian law and order. Our age of consent is 16.
Quote from: Boogie on October 22, 2010, 11:56:13 PMQuote from: Great Rumbler on October 22, 2010, 11:49:56 PMI thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.I'm a bastion of Canadian law and order. Our age of consent is 16.Sounds like an excuse a filthy, Liberal HIPPY would make.
Not my problem that Canada is made up of liberal commies. Go say "hi" to STALIN for me, Boogie.
Go pay $1000 a month for "health care", American.
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