Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24117904&postcount=1662


ahahahahaha

It's quite old pic, but it's all I have without make up.

Where's this pic of the girl you're all talking about

[Robo]

I don't like Nicki Minaj one bit, but I'm glad we can all agree Swizz Beatz is fucking terrible.

[Diunx]

From pics she's posted, they did a good job. If I was part if the IBTC, I'd consider it as long as they'd turn out well.

My husband, who is also the biggest asshole on the planet to all women except me and maybe my mom (even his mom is not exempt), says she needs to get a new face because her's was already taken by Jeff Bridges.  

The Dude with tits? 

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24117904&postcount=1662


ahahahahaha

Holy crap that guy looks even shorter than me

[lennedsay]

From pics she's posted, they did a good job. If I was part if the IBTC, I'd consider it as long as they'd turn out well.

My husband, who is also the biggest asshole on the planet to all women except me and maybe my mom (even his mom is not exempt), says she needs to get a new face because her's was already taken by Jeff Bridges.  

The Dude with tits? 

I said that all wrong! (Sorry, working from home after working late all week.) Jeff Daniels

[Eel O'Brian]

she don't like meat but she sure like the bone

[MyNameIsMethodis]

guys I can't get her out of my head what is this shit  :'(

[Fresh Prince]

desperation

[MyNameIsMethodis]

jesus christ I got this feeling in my chest like iv'e been stabbed through the heart what the fuck is going on

[MyNameIsMethodis]

She is too beautiful to desercrate with hand candy

[lennedsay]

Alright, maybe you're not an alt of fistful because he'd never say such things about anyone other than Portman, but she's your NP now.

Fistful have you finally taken the next step with Portman (aka slung your man yogurt to her)?

[Madrun Badrun]

[youtube=560,345]od1Ep47sSVk&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

[Van Cruncheon]

guys I can't get her out of my head what is this shit  :'(

Okay, here's what you need to do.  

- Grip the shaft of your cock in one hand
- Using your wrist, move your hand up and down along the shaft, creating friction
- Continue this motion until a sticky substance springs forth from the little nozzle at the end of your wang
- Wipe up the substance with your roommate's socks

If you do this, you'll be feeling much better, guaranteed.

a surprisingly effective solution

[demi]

That feeling of guilt afterwards is fake, like love or hunger, ignore it and play some videogames instead

[lennedsay]

Keep reading. I meant Jeff Daniels.

[lennedsay]

Hmmm maybe you're onto something here...

[lennedsay]

Does that blond look like your Dutch gf?

[Reb]

Dutch penises are the best.

[Phoenix Dark]

whoa Koshiba is pretty

[Reb]

[Raban]

[Vizzys]

wh-what

[chronovore]

[youtube=560,345]9DaLN0AH32s[/youtube]

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[youtube=560,345]o9dBiw7xfVU[/youtube]

[chronovore]

[youtube=560,345]jqDGK_UjfFI[/youtube]

Oh, man. I may have woke the neighbors up.

[chronovore]

[youtube=560,345]od1Ep47sSVk&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Just watching this, I broke out in a sweat. Good christ.

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]od1Ep47sSVk&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

I'm literally LEANING THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PC SCREEN. Thats how much a video of extreme heights effects me. Holy fuck. I can only imagine how I would feel up there with them.

[Dickie Dee]

Was this posted here? Bricks were shat
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

1700 foot tower getting climbed without safety harness, scary as hell.

[Mupepe]

Koshibas tits might be hot now, but I still stand by what I said and one of the many reasons I was banned from GAF, she looks like a man in the man. 

lennedsay, give daps to your husband for me.

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412846

It's funny seeing conflicted GAF.  They don't know which side to let through.  Should they show their judgemental jackass side?  White Knight side?  Or their anti racism side?  Bunch of jackasses in there implying that because the man talks slow he deserves to be called a nigger. 

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412846

It's funny seeing conflicted GAF.  They don't know which side to let through.  Should they show their judgemental jackass side?  White Knight side?  Or their anti racism side?  Bunch of jackasses in there implying that because the man talks slow he deserves to be called a nigger. 

That woman is completely insane. And so is one that tries to rationalize her actions or her words.

[Mupepe]

smh

i love how people found all that info on her though

[BlueTsunami]

"For serious guys, he seems dumb but this really isn't relevant to the racist bitch being racist so disregard what I'm saying. Oh wait, why did I post this?"

Thats pretty much GAF posters in a nutshell

Oh and it figures that its Massachusetts, this must be one of the most racist states in the north east or maybe not there's still New Hampshire, Maine and Vermont but still. Ugh.

[Mupepe]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/kentucky-man-forced-to-eat-own-beard-in-fight-over-lawnmower/

Of all things to fight about, he said, punches started flying over a lawn mower.

“Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him,” Westmoreland said. “One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.”

He says his brother had a mark on his neck, where a knife was held. But Westmoreland’s loss was more permanent.

“They cut my beard and forced me to eat it,” he said.

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]_OG6q7zo6uQ[/youtube]

[Mupepe]

That's 2 Kentucky stories this week.

I feel for Kentucky-bore. That place really seems like a shitpool.

Texas is the shining beacon of the South 

Speaking of, you still coming to Houston??

[Robo]

[youtube=560,345]_OG6q7zo6uQ[youtube]

That is both the worst and best lawnmower ever.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Mupepe]

That's 2 Kentucky stories this week.

I feel for Kentucky-bore. That place really seems like a shitpool.

Texas is the shining beacon of the South 

Speaking of, you still coming to Houston??

21st-28th of December I'll be in Pearland.

oh sweet tits.  I live in Sugar Land so I'm only a couple of minutes away

[Madrun Badrun]

[Brehvolution]

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oh man I just busted out at work.

[Mupepe]

Sweet. I'll pm you the week i'm leaving with my cell phone number and everything and we'll work something out.

Just no shirtless bench pressing please.

*puts shirt back on*

You got it.

[chronovore]

Was this posted here? Bricks were shat
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

1700 foot tower getting climbed without safety harness, scary as hell.

A friend of mine does that for a living.  He has been climbing all his life and has an engineering degree, so they send him around the world when shit goes wrong on towers like that and wind turbines.  Dude is a little off.

There is, I believe, no sum of money on the planet which would be sufficient salary to do that for a living.

"Pausing for a break, he checks the storm conditions. If a storm hits, there's no fast way down."
...Technically speaking, this is incorrect.

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412856

guys, Amirox never troll he is just concern about the issues he "discusses".

[Raban]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412856

guys, Amirox never troll he is just concern about the issues he "discusses".

Man Amriox is getting owned in that thread left and right.

[Raban]

Hamburlar

Seriously, guy's on blast and Amirox is taking it like a bitch.

[Diunx]

You haven't seen the legendary Amirox wii videos?

[Diunx]

 :sp0rsk1

[Tieno]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Mr. Gundam]

Hamburlar

Seriously, guy's on blast and Amirox is taking it like a bitch.

I love how he can do whatever he wants but people who basically did the same thing in Jarosh's epic DKC thread got banned without having the opportunity to "defend themselves."

[Raban]

I remember back when I was posting at GAF when the Wii launched and I forget which mod, I think it was sporsk, did a review of WarioWare Smooth Moves and 50% of the video was him wandering aimlessly around the Japanese country. What a fucking faggurt.

[Raban]

I remember much laughter was had between me and Himu on AIM when that video was posted on GAF.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I hate sporsk he's such a fa- OH GOD IM IN LOVE PLEASE STOP THIS FEELING KOS

[tehjaybo]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[ferrarimanf355]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[drew]

why wouldnt you just post an emoticon? its right above you. theres no need to quote it, i hate you so much

[Joe Molotov]

why wouldnt you just post an emoticon? its right above you. theres no need to quote it, i hate you so much

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

[Great Rumbler]

why wouldnt you just post an emoticon? its right above you. theres no need to quote it, i hate you so much

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412856

guys, Amirox never troll he is just concern about the issues he "discusses".

Man Amriox is getting owned in that thread left and right.

I never once complain about someone posting stuff I don't like. Instead, I tend to dissect dissenting viewpoints in extremely long-winded fashion. Conversational nuance is not your strong point.

oh fucking christ at the comicbook mainstream superhero industry. fuck it

Suddenly I like modern superhero comics just a little bit more. 

[archie4208]

I can see why Amir0x doesn't see the appeal of comic books.  I don't recall any superhero ever beating up their mom.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Or being fat.