Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[lennedsay]

"Do you do yoga?"

Yes, but obviously you don't. I was all excited about dem titties, but I am pissed about her lack of yoga knowledge. Tippy toes during downward dog? Really? smfh I am unreasonably amount of pissed right now. 

why don't you make a better yoga video?.  

  I barely do yoga in front of the husband, but when he catches me it's a lot of this:

Followed by, this:

[TakingBackSunday]

stop rubbing it in how much you have sex 

[lennedsay]

3x in the last 12 hours. 

But we've both been so sick that it had been awhile before that. We still haven't caught up.

[TakingBackSunday]

shut up  :'(

[TakingBackSunday]

you shouldn't be

[Mupepe]

but marry her?  or dream of her being my waifu even?  not a chance in hell

jesus christ, are you a girl?

jesus christ did you not see fistful calling her his future wife?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I can't wait till my parents go to bed tonight so I can jack off to that exercising video

[lennedsay]

There was one guy in one of my yoga classes once, and oh man.  You'd think it'd be guys trying to pick up hot chicks, but this guy was more interested in his Real Doll at home and stretching out so he could throw out some new moves to "her". I'd guarantee he probably had a strap-on for her too. Dude was not interested in real life humans.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Do all the guys stay at the back of the class? That's where I would "stretch" 

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm too ashamed of my body to take a yoga class

[lennedsay]

The dweeb in my class stayed up front and probably could've taught it.

  That's awesome, mojo. We had guys in my pilates class once, and they were friends of my friend, and it was total comic relief. Usually those kinds of classes are just awkward and the girls are either self conscious or judgmental, but having the guys in there changed everybody's demeanor.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

GUYS THERES PICTURES OF THAT ANIME GIRL ON THE INTERNET TOPLES APPARENTLY


WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Tieno]

GUYS THERES PICTURES OF THAT ANIME GIRL ON THE INTERNET TOPLES APPARENTLY


WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

a good poster would have found them already and posted them here....

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Here's one but you dont see anything
 

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http://www.freeporndumpster.com/images/100322/z00_anonib.jpg

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[demi]

uh thats not her.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

how are you sure

[Tieno]

demi knows titties

[Van Cruncheon]

oh, she'll still have them all right

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somewhere around her knee area

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see, that's what whoever marries her is gonna think:  "Wow, big titties 4ever!"

And then she keeps acting like that, and over time the big titties turn into road map globes, and she keeps acting like that, and she starts dressing up the kids and making them act like that, and one day it's "Baby, we've grown apart, I think we should get a divorce."

and she says "Konichiwa!  I'm taking half your shit!"

gun barrel on the back of the head pow

gun barrel against the roof of the mouth pow

hopefully the kids are still in school

[Oblivion]

Definitely nice funbags, but the puerile face makes the cock go limp, sadly.

[Phoenix Dark]

Definitely nice funbags, but the puerile face makes the cock go limp, sadly.

Limp? How is that possible with those funbags. She could have Cheebs' ugly mug and I'd still smash it so hard my dick would get a hernia

[Madrun Badrun]

Definitely nice funbags, but the puerile face makes the cock go limp, sadly.

She could have Cheebs' ugly mug and I'd still smash it so hard my dick would get a hernia

You'd probably like that better.  It would be like all those cheeseburger videos you watch.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd prefer your face on the body so I could rub my face in the titties and rub my hands in your beard

[bud]

dem's some skinny ass legs smh

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]Ko4Zt2rNEeI[/youtube]

no doubt lttp but

[TakingBackSunday]

 

[Tieno]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345]GIme3rm3OcQ& [/youtube]

[GilloD]

Here's the date you'd have with that girl:

Dinner at like Fudruckers
Go back and watch FUSHI MOO GOO GUY PAN or whatever the fuck you Japafgs are watching that has a SOPHISTICATED PLOT
Maybe she'd give you a blowjob, but you'd have to get over being stared at by like $24,000 in vinyl Anime action figures while some shitty JPop is on in the background
Eat shitty CostCo bagels in the AM, have a fight, never see her again

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

[Diunx]

Here's the date you'd have with that girl:

Dinner at like Fudruckers
Go back and watch FUSHI MOO GOO GUY PAN or whatever the fuck you Japafgs are watching that has a SOPHISTICATED PLOT
Maybe she'd give you a blowjob, but you'd have to get over being stared at by like $24,000 in vinyl Anime action figures while some shitty JPop is on in the background
Eat shitty CostCo bagels in the AM, have a fight, never see her again

If I can rub dem titties while she gives me a BJ then its all worth it

[Dickie Dee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

the pinical of graphics this gen

 

[Diunx]

are you guys still in denial about ps3 exclusives looking better than 360 exclusives?

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

that thread is incredible

I almost want to print it out and publish it as Memoirs of Dumbshits.  It's literally every kind of stupid graphics debate condensed into a thread.  People saying Kirby Epic Yawn is the best looking game because it's colorful, someone bringing in Kinect games, the bevy of Sony 'fans' (and the the rest), anti-aliasing and a clean picture makes the game look clinical, etc.  And I haven't read most of it! I hope there is someone talking about how 60fps is like a soap opera and 24fps is more cinematic.  Oh, and someone did already bring up "guys! graphics don't equal fun!"  That thread  

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

that thread is incredible

I almost want to print it out and publish it as Memoirs of Dumbshits.  It's literally every kind of stupid graphics debate condensed into a thread.  People saying Kirby Epic Yawn is the best looking game because it's colorful, someone bringing in Kinect games, the bevy of Sony 'fans' (and the the rest), anti-aliasing and a clean picture makes the game look clinical, etc.  And I haven't read most of it! I hope there is someone talking about how 60fps is like a soap opera and 24fps is more cinematic.  Oh, and someone did already bring up "guys! graphics don't equal fun!"  That thread  

The entire thread condensed into a single post. 

[Eel O'Brian]

wow

there's just no talking to someone like that

this kind of non-argument always boils down to personal taste and no one's ever gonna sway the other guy, for instance i know that red dead redemption doesn't have the best graphics in the world, but it still looks better to me than a game like metro 2033 because i like the setting more

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

that thread is incredible

I almost want to print it out and publish it as Memoirs of Dumbshits.  It's literally every kind of stupid graphics debate condensed into a thread.  People saying Kirby Epic Yawn is the best looking game because it's colorful, someone bringing in Kinect games, the bevy of Sony 'fans' (and the the rest), anti-aliasing and a clean picture makes the game look clinical, etc.  And I haven't read most of it! I hope there is someone talking about how 60fps is like a soap opera and 24fps is more cinematic.  Oh, and someone did already bring up "guys! graphics don't equal fun!"  That thread  

What's teh best graphics threads are always the worst display of tards on the internet. You get your mix of PC nutjobs, console fanboys, and pixel counters. In other words, the perfect storm of assholes.

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

that thread is incredible

I almost want to print it out and publish it as Memoirs of Dumbshits.  It's literally every kind of stupid graphics debate condensed into a thread.  People saying Kirby Epic Yawn is the best looking game because it's colorful, someone bringing in Kinect games, the bevy of Sony 'fans' (and the the rest), anti-aliasing and a clean picture makes the game look clinical, etc.  And I haven't read most of it! I hope there is someone talking about how 60fps is like a soap opera and 24fps is more cinematic.  Oh, and someone did already bring up "guys! graphics don't equal fun!"  That thread  

The entire thread condensed into a single post. 

Holy fuck!!!!

[Eel O'Brian]

yeah, those threads certainly give off a miasma of nerdfunk

i just try to enjoy my games despite any art/design deficiencies or lowered graphics, although i will admit that it bugs the shit out of me that i still can't jack up crysis and metro 2033 all the way after building a new gaming pc

sli, here i come

[Great Rumbler]

Guy's either a master troll or a total idiot, on GAF's it's becoming harder and harder to tell for sure.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Fucking ebay. Sold my Kinect + dance Central for $195, after ebay fees and their bullshit mandatory limit on charging for shipping (they force you to charge $4.00 nothing more), I only walk away with $169.99, 

$17 buy it now fee
$11 shipping fuk u

[Diunx]

That's what you get for buying a fucking kinect.

[archie4208]

wow

there's just no talking to someone like that

this kind of non-argument always boils down to personal taste and no one's ever gonna sway the other guy, for instance i know that red dead redemption doesn't have the best graphics in the world, but it still looks better to me than a game like metro 2033 because i like the setting more

Too bad there isn't a PC version of RDR.  :'(

[MyNameIsMethodis]

That's what you get for buying a fucking kinect.

True. And for listening to Great Dave about Buy It Now  :'(

Oh well, I guess it isn't too bad. I atleast get the money back for the kinect and like $20 for DC :/.

[BlueTsunami]

I can't believe people in that God of War thread are trying to classify a "PC look". Its called not being sub HD resolution. That thread makes me believe in eugenics.

[archie4208]

I can't believe people in that God of War thread are trying to classify a "PC look". Its called not being sub HD resolution. That thread makes me believe in eugenics.

That thread gets better and better.  In 5 years those people spinning sub HD will be drooling over 1080p screenshots of God of War 4 and Killzone 5.

[Tieno]

PC look is basically the bad art look.

[Bulleta©™®]

Those boobs are rockin', yeah.

[demi]

Scarlet probably knows tons more of japanese than boobs mcfatty

[Bulleta©™®]

Doubtful.  Random game terms aren't much to get by.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

demi don't make fun of the most beautiful girl in the world

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

that thread is incredible

I almost want to print it out and publish it as Memoirs of Dumbshits.  It's literally every kind of stupid graphics debate condensed into a thread.  People saying Kirby Epic Yawn is the best looking game because it's colorful, someone bringing in Kinect games, the bevy of Sony 'fans' (and the the rest), anti-aliasing and a clean picture makes the game look clinical, etc.  And I haven't read most of it! I hope there is someone talking about how 60fps is like a soap opera and 24fps is more cinematic.  Oh, and someone did already bring up "guys! graphics don't equal fun!"  That thread  

The entire thread condensed into a single post. 

Holy fuck!!!!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24379417&postcount=1567

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412938

PS3 fanboys.   

that thread is incredible

I almost want to print it out and publish it as Memoirs of Dumbshits.  It's literally every kind of stupid graphics debate condensed into a thread.  People saying Kirby Epic Yawn is the best looking game because it's colorful, someone bringing in Kinect games, the bevy of Sony 'fans' (and the the rest), anti-aliasing and a clean picture makes the game look clinical, etc.  And I haven't read most of it! I hope there is someone talking about how 60fps is like a soap opera and 24fps is more cinematic.  Oh, and someone did already bring up "guys! graphics don't equal fun!"  That thread  

The entire thread condensed into a single post. 

Holy fuck!!!!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24379417&postcount=1567

smh

[BlueTsunami]

Also I called that thread five days ago

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24290464&postcount=72

If I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have made that post. Maybe the future would have been safer. I don't know. I just don't know.

[Himu]

meh stop talking about gaf

[Eel O'Brian]

are you really chastising people here for talking about gaf, himu?  really?

really?

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really?

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[BlueTsunami]

:SMHimu

[Himu]

Yes, I am. Let's post more funny videos.

[magus]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[BlueTsunami]

[Himu]