Julian_Ass Lovely supper, steak pie & mash. Mum's making me a cup of tea while I have a sit down and open next door's post. I MUST KNOW!
about 3 hours ago
Julian_Ass Told you. #FIFA
about 5 hours ago
Julian_Ass #FIFA VOTE LEAK: Russia 34%, England 25%, Spain/Portugal 25%, One Direction 15%, Others 1%... More soon...
about 5 hours ago
Julian_Ass Sorry Dad. > RT @sjender: @Julian_Ass Overdoing it a bit now, boy.
about 6 hours ago
Julian_Ass Bloody hell! Just noticed next door’s tax disc is out of date on their Prius. I’ll phone the DVLA; they need to know THE TRUTH!
about 6 hours ago
Julian_Ass Walking to the shop. Saw a hornet's nest. Kicked it. Natch.
about 9 hours ago
Julian_Ass Snowed in playing Eye-Spy with kid next door. My go, "I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with F-R-I-D-G-E?" He NEEDED to know.
about 13 hours ago
Julian_Ass Mum's really upset. Asked me what THIS nzherald.co.nz/technology/new… from @nzherald is all about! I said it's the Kiwis Mum, you can't trust 'em.
about 21 hours ago
Julian_Ass Spent the night cracking the electricity meter for Mum. Stuck on £38 of credit. She'll be stoked, that's more than we use in a MONTH!
about 22 hours ago
Julian_Ass Wrapping Christmas presents with Mum. She's wrapping, I'm writing what it is on the outside. People WANT to know!
1 day ago
Julian_Ass Helping Mum make dinner. Spilled the beans. As per.
1 day ago
Julian_Ass Gained access to the office Secret Santa list. Gemma in accounts got Beth in publishing a Revlon Grow Luscious Mascara; more to come...
1 day ago
Julian_Ass I've hung around and got his receipt. Bloody hell, he took £20 out and he's £685.21DR. You need to know this!
1 day ago
Julian_Ass At the cashpoint. The bloke in front of me's PIN number is 8621. I have to tell you this in case yours is the same.
1 day ago
Julian_Ass Hacked into the local Blockbuster's computer. Gave myself 3 free rentals. I AM THE MAN!
1 day ago
Julian_Ass No. > RT @Shrimpin: @Julian_Ass Can you keep a secret? I have a tendency for Asian men dressed as Bob Nudd.
1 day ago
Julian_Ass RT @Matthewphelan: @Julian_Ass Did you hear what Tom said about you?
1 day ago
Julian_Ass Chilly out, I'd wear a hat, but I don't have one. What's the point? I never keep anything under it.
1 day ago
Julian_Ass Woo-hoo, 1st December! Mum told me off for opening all the doors on my advent calender. I couldn't help myself, I had to know the truth.
1 day ago
Julian_Ass Round a friend's, just started playing Cluedo. I've told everyone it was Rev Green in the Lounge with the rope. They had the right to know.
2 days ago
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