Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Great Rumbler]

why the fuck do people want their pictures taken with random chickflesh who are probably disgusted by them anyhow? can they not perceive the obvious contrast?

Yes, they probably do, but it's hard to pass up a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity [the opportunity to be within mere inches of a female human that isn't their mother].

[Eel O'Brian]

I like how this dude tries to break up the bowl haircut with a micro part:

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I was scrolling down the page and I thought this next pic would just keep getting wider and wider, like an optical illusion:

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I have been to nerd cons, and I can guarantee you the gentleman in the picture above smelled of rancid Vienna Sausages and clothes sprayed with Febreze in lieu of laundering

[Madrun Badrun]

why the fuck do people want their pictures taken with random chickflesh who are probably disgusted by them anyhow? can they not perceive the obvious contrast?

quiet, handhovering is about as far as I may ever get!

[CajoleJuice]

why the fuck do people want their pictures taken with random chickflesh who are probably disgusted by them anyhow? can they not perceive the obvious contrast?

Yes, they probably do, but it's hard to pass up a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity [the opportunity to be within mere inches of a female human that isn't their mother].

This reminds me so much of Triumph at the Phantom Menace premiere.

[Joe Molotov]

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Would watch a feature length Werner Herzog's Where's Waldo movie.

[Dickie Dee]

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Stunning

[brawndolicious]

So the prejudice is true!

It seems to be true over here too.  Especially with the women.

[Mupepe]

my favorite thing about the hand hovering is the first dudes wink

[Himu]

i like his smile

[Robo]

Some of those chicks are probably doing the hoverhand themselves, which is arguably worse.

[BlueTsunami]

Goddang at Koshiba's breasts. Fake or not :motorboat

[Brehvolution]

The hover hand is probably due to the fact that they aren't used to putting their arm around something that skinny.

[Joe Molotov]

Goddang at Koshiba's breasts. Fake or not :motorboat

I'd like to hover hand her.

[TakingBackSunday]

boobs

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Wait hteres new pictures?! FUCKING SHARE

[MyNameIsMethodis]

GOD AMNIT SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

[lennedsay]

Goddang at Koshiba's breasts. Fake or not :motorboat

I'd like to hover hand her.

I showed hubs and he vetoed, and said Jeff Daniels again.

[TakingBackSunday]

well then we have to see yours

nah kidding

[lennedsay]

Well I'll just put them away then.

[Phoenix Dark]

Kobisba rejected my twitter friend request  :'(

[Himu]

I love how she's so eager to flaunt her fake boobies. then again so would i.

that latest pic segues,"here boys, it's jerk your dick off time!!!!"  and the fact she posted it is creepy

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i feel like i owe you guys a picture of my erect penis because koshiba is one of the hottest girls i've ever seen and I still can't explain why enjoy your picture
 

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[lennedsay]

I love how she's so eager to flaunt her fake boobies. then again so would i.

that latest pic segues,"here boys, it's jerk your dick off time!!!!"  and the fact she posted it is creepy

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That's beyond cleavage. It's gotta be a fake-boob thing because I'm completely mortified if I bend over and catch someone looking at my tits because you can see down my shirt, or w/e. There's so many creepers in the world, if I show a small amount of cleavage, and even then I'm usually embarrassed/creeped out if guys stare or make dumb comments.

At home it's a free-for-all though. 

[BlueTsunami]

At home its a proverbial lennedsay booby buffet

[Robo]

We are always on the look-out for down-the-shirt peeks too.  ALWAYS.  It's like Christmas come early for a brief moment.  You can't even begin to imagine the joy.

[BlueTsunami]

Jerry: Looking at a cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

[Robo]

Just long enough for the bottom lip to curl under the upper incisors.  DEM MAMS 

[Boogie]

drugs (to wit:  meth labs) are bad, mmkay?

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edit:  was that a drew sighting?  You okay, mang?

[Robo]

 

[Himu]

I'm half tempted to post a pic of a cock with jizz coming out of it in reply to koshiba's pic but i can't because i changed my password to random shit

[BlueTsunami]

edit:  was that a drew sighting?  You okay, mang?

Meth labs and birthday candles do. not. mix.

[Himu]

drew, what does wax taste like

[brawndolicious]

I don't know if they're fake boobs but they look like it, I don't really get the hype over fake boos either.  She's definitely trying to show them off though considering she has no bra on and has her shirt halfway zipped down on ladies drink free night according to the site on the watermark.

[Boogie]

I don't know if they're fake boobs but they look like it,

There is no question.  She has admitted to getting a boob job.

[Himu]

next step: cosplay
final step: porn

[lennedsay]

At home its a proverbial lennedsay booby buffet

Hubs said "mmmmmhmmmmm" rib-rubs and motorboats

[etiolate]

They have those boob covering chemi covers ads on TV. I disapprove of the product, but love the commercial.

[BlueTsunami]

I should have taken a picture of it (maybe its still there?) but there's this huge PETA ad in my downtown area of a chick showing off humongous cleavage. Its brightened my day, slightly.

[Phoenix Dark]

Was that picture taken at a club or a restaurant? The zipper...classless 

[Joe Molotov]

This is one of the hotter bitches I have seen in a photo on Gaf.

Was that one of you guys?

[brawndolicious]

Was that picture taken at a club or a restaurant? The zipper...classless 

the picture was taken at a club.  to some extent, popping your boobs out in that environment might seem to make sense but then posting that picture on an internet forum?  that's like an astronaut farting in his own spacesuit and then bragging about it.

[Robo]

I kinda figured she only did it for the picture.  Walking around like that, even in a club, is pretty brazen.  Real talk, if I were that bro she's with, I would not exactly be comfortable with it.  And not just because I'd probably have to end up fighting someone before the night is over.  Does that make me a side-hugging prude?

[Fresh Prince]

Well she is taking medication for depression probably in part relating to issues with body image. I'm no psychologist but I think she's going about this the wrong way.

[DJ_Tet]

Not to completely fuck Drew's world but...

she said she's stripping down in Fla now

wish I could see some of those pics 

[Phoenix Dark]

Not to completely fuck Drew's world but...

she said she's stripping down in Fla now

wish I could see some of those pics 

who?

[DJ_Tet]

Koshiba...

[Fresh Prince]

why the fuck do people want their pictures taken with random chickflesh who are probably disgusted by them anyhow? can they not perceive the obvious contrast?

men are desperate? On a similar note I laugh at straight guys that have more girls than guys on their facebook page since it's such an obvious case of clit hanging.

I saw the pic, some of you guys really need to go out clubbing and get some proper titillation. Though it's a bit weird she just zipped down her top instead of wearing a revealing blouse or something. Oh she's stripping as well. Fresh Prince called it.

[lennedsay]

Oh my... Hooters wasn't hiring, perhaps?

[Phoenix Dark]

Koshiba...

no fucking way, for real?

[Fresh Prince]

The implants are paying for themselves.

[Joe Molotov]

[Beezy]

Koshiba...

no fucking way, for real?

Ask Himuro to find the club and confirm it for you.

[DJ_Tet]

Koshiba...

no fucking way, for real?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24652747&postcount=117

Morphix needs to dump his whale and go rescue this pot smoking crazy.

If OA wasn't a shell of it's former self Parcher would be streaming live video from the club right now.

[Himu]

Where in Fl is this club?

[lennedsay]

The implants are paying for themselves.

I wonder if she can take depreciation expense for them on her taxes. Any strippers' taxes I've ever done were too po' for implants.

[Skidmark]

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oh man 

[Phoenix Dark]

Koshiba...

no fucking way, for real?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24652747&postcount=117

Morphix needs to dump his whale and go rescue this pot smoking crazy.

If OA wasn't a shell of it's former self Parcher would be streaming live video from the club right now.

That post sounds almost like a joke character ploy. Strip club, depression, no money...

Would be hilarious if it turns out to be a hoax and he/she reveals all the money, pics, and plane tickets EvilLore have bought for him/her

[DJ_Tet]

I dunno, she must have trolled pretty hard on FB for that to be the case.  I think she has legit issues

[Fresh Prince]

Hoax or not it's sad.

[Himu]

and to think i was considering posting a pic of a jizzing cock in reply to her