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Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« on: December 29, 2009, 02:08:29 PM »
Such a great title......it's a shame they had to waste it on a project like this.  Sometimes you see a trailer and you have to wonder who in the hell a film is being made for.  If it's for children, it's too smarmy and has no likable or relatable characters.  If it's for adults, it's just entirely too stupid.  Also, it looks like Brendan Fraser has come down with Vince Vaughn syndrome.....with every movie he's 10 pounds heavier and gets hit in the crotch at least 3 times.

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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2009, 02:29:06 PM »
in a trailer where he screams out miley cyrus and there are laughing forest animals you cant figure out what the target audience is? :wtf
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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 02:32:44 PM »
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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2009, 02:40:51 PM »
I want my 2 minutes back.  :maf
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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2009, 02:49:12 PM »
Remember that one time Brendan Fraser was in a good movie?
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2009, 02:51:15 PM »
no, actually
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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2009, 02:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 29, 2009, 02:49:12 PM
Remember that one time Brendan Fraser was in a good movie?

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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2009, 02:56:37 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2009, 02:57:45 PM »
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hahahaha hilarious when he scream,miley!!!! cyruss!!!!!
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It looks funny to me XD Im gonna watch it^.^ Especially to support the amazing matt prokop<3 gotta love him(:
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lmao MILEY CYRUS tyhats hilareouse i keep craking up
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miley cyrus! XD
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LMAO!!! MILEY CYRUSS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH XD
Ps: I love matt, he's so damn cute!! *-*
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this seems hilariuos
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haha why is he screaming MILEY CYRUS ? :D haha xD

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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2009, 03:05:53 PM »
Quote from: drew on December 29, 2009, 02:29:06 PM
in a trailer where he screams out miley cyrus and there are laughing forest animals you cant figure out what the target audience is? :wtf

As I said, it's more that the movie doesn't go far enough for kids, but is too stupid for adults.  There's no relatable characters for children -- maybe if the animals actually talked or something that'd make it more kid-friendly.

It's also really weird that they included the main character's big turnabout/revelation in the trailer itself ("You were just trying to protect your family")....not that anyone is really in suspense about how the plot will turn out, but more because it doesn't do anything to make you want to see the film.
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2009, 11:59:06 PM »
I like Brendan Fraser. He's a guilty pleasure, I guess. His comic timing's pretty good and he seems like he's probably not a jerk, so I put him in the same category as Keanu Reeves. It's a little saddening to see he's put on so much weight though; he was something else in George of the Jungle.  :-*
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2009, 02:56:26 AM »
The way the announcer says "You can't escape...the furry" just sends shivers down my spine.
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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 02:59:52 AM »
the fact that you made it that far sends shivers down my spine
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 11:02:12 AM »
Quote from: drew on December 31, 2009, 02:59:52 AM
the fact that you made it that far sends shivers down my spine

:lol  I haven't even watched it, too scurred.
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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 11:17:23 AM »
THIS IS INSANE

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Re: Avatar 2: Furry Vengeance
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2009, 09:20:55 PM »
Quote from: drew on December 31, 2009, 02:59:52 AM
the fact that you made it that far sends shivers down my spine

How do you know how far it is unless you also went that far? :smug

Jump into the abyss with me drew, we'll land softly in a writhing furpile  :-*
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2010, 01:16:11 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2010, 11:15:36 PM »
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
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Word.

Plus he's always entertainingly goofy on talk show appearances, which are the basis of ~90% of my summary judgments of celebrity worth.
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