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Don't ever work for a construction company
« on: December 30, 2009, 12:46:36 PM »
I’ve worked with this construction company housed in the commonwealth of Virginia for a good minute now, with my duties primarily involving estimating. As an estimator, I am responsible for performing a series of pain-staking guess-work culminating in the final financial forecast, particularly the expense, of a project. For example, if we were dealing with a sewer and waterline project, one of my primary responsibilities would include a cost-effective estimate of the number of butterfly valves, gate valves, and thrust blocks required for the project. Now that I’ve given you a pretty nice run-down of my job, I will proceed to inform you why it is a piece of shit one.

The American construction industry is a very fickle and dangerous one. It is fucked up because of the caliber of individual the field attracts and lavishly awards. While you may know about the brain-dead, non-English speaking laborers having to live paycheck-to-paycheck digging, sawing, excavating during the most extreme weather conditions, you may not know about the back-stabbing Neanderthals who are put in charge of supervising their work activities.

Two weeks ago, my dumb ass superiors felt it was in my best interest to have an assistant, or someone to help me through the “busy season” (the holiday season is the slowest period in construction, btw). Obviously, I was against the idea, but my monkey of a boss insisted. After some background investigation, I learned that the “assistant” was an old, decrepit buddy of the CEO and, furthermore, I was instructed to teach him everything I know “in case I take some vacation or break.” This useless broken-down redneck cocksucker they’ve tagged me with is the most computer-illiterate bastard I’ve every seen walking on two legs – not only am I teaching him the ins-and-outs of estimating, but I’m also instructing him in the ways of common PC use, all the while pushing MY work to the side to address his cosmic ignorance of modern technology.

The intention is clear. They’re looking to either move me to another line of work, or get rid of my overpaid ass altogether in exchange for this trailer park trash who probably agreed to assume my position for a fraction of my rate to help in sustaining his alcohol obsession. I’ve seen this company do it before: firing a recent college grad and setting a near-toothless old lady in her place that can’t seem to get anything right.

This is the construction business. If you’re unemployed right now and your two options are construction and poverty, stick to poverty.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 12:49:26 PM »
Poverty :bow
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 01:04:45 PM »
You know, with every thread you create it becomes clearer that you're probably clinically distinguished mentally-challenged.  I mean, non-distinguished mentally-challenged fellows don't need to be told certain fundamental things, like "Wii Music is not a game" or "don't work for construction companies."
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 01:09:38 PM »
I need some CEO buddies.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 01:12:45 PM »
You know, with every thread you create it becomes clearer that you're probably clinically distinguished mentally-challenged.  I mean, non-distinguished mentally-challenged fellows don't need to be told certain fundamental things, like "Wii Music is not a game" or "don't work for construction companies."

Jesus, man. Are you so butthurt from how I categorized a fucking video game that you went out of your way to bring it up on a totally unrelated topic in a totally unrelated section of the forum? Go get you some pussy, Avatar fanboy.

Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 01:19:45 PM »
This may surprise you, but whatever happened to you at work is not exclusive to construction companies. Regardless, your thread title still holds true.


I totally believe that. I've worked with companies that employ similar antics, but at least they were executed within a conventional and acceptable framework -- these uneducated hillbillies can't even fuck their own people right and it's embarrassing to be subjected to the whims of such mongrels.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 01:28:44 PM »
I usually hear of the opposite happening where they get rid of the old-timer and replace him with a recent graduate, but fucked is fucked I guess.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2009, 01:42:59 PM »
Retail is much better.  8)
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2009, 02:19:26 PM »
You should join the army. That doesn't happen there!

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2009, 02:22:26 PM »
This shit is so GAF, did you check the url before you posted that? I think EB doesn't care much for joke characters.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 02:25:59 PM »
 :lol

Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2009, 02:44:27 PM »
This shit is so GAF, did you check the url before you posted that? I think EB doesn't care much for joke characters.

I don't know what's more concerning: the fact that anyone that doesn't fall in line with your preconceived notion of honest cyber interaction is a joke character (I'm not one, by the way) or the fact that you've exhausted a significant portion of your life familiarizing yourself with GAF to the point of recognizing what a "gaf thread" looks like. 

Either way, you're at a loss.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2009, 02:47:37 PM »
well, given that most of us read gaf and that a fair few are exiled gaf personalities like yourself, what DID you expect

drop the forced schtick, come get real realz
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2009, 02:52:34 PM »
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2009, 02:53:20 PM »
Relax. Read what Drinky posted, shed a few sentences off your posts, grab a beer and troll your favorite GAF personality. You're in EB, where everyday is Dress Down Friday -- your favorite day of the week.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2009, 02:55:23 PM »
perhaps we should borefilter it:

"hey cigarillos, i'm workin' construction, lotsa shirtless dudes for you to rape tauntaun omg, but i'm a suit and it fuckin' sucks. why? because my boss is a complete fuckhole. i do some mathy shit to project the cost for development, and it brings in the skinny chicks and phat cocks as i like 'em, but i think the fat figgurt bossman is tryin' to push me out by saddling me with one of his redneck pals. this jackshit sumbitch follows me around all day and totally arvies up everything. f my life.

also, lulz messicans.

kentuckybore, what's the best small arm to take these two pindicks outta my life? i'm not gonna go all malek on account of some old drunk fuck with a dick limper than drewsy's.

yours truly, nintendosbooger

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2009, 02:56:31 PM »
im so hot right now

Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2009, 02:58:01 PM »
well, given that most of us read gaf and that a fair few are exiled gaf personalities like yourself, what DID you expect

drop the forced schtick, come get real realz

You need to quit projecting your own antics onto others, Mr. lolianimu! Drinky. I don't pretend, and if I did, at least I wouldn't go so far as to mimic a yawn-inducing underaged Nintendo-bashing child with down-syndrome.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2009, 03:03:22 PM »
i'm not gonna go all malek

I probably shouldn't ask, but what's the definition of "gonna go all malek"?

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2009, 03:03:48 PM »

Drinky creates a lot of enemies with his "tortful" posts.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2009, 03:04:42 PM »
i'm not gonna go all malek

I probably shouldn't ask, but what's the definition of "gonna go all malek"?

Cry about it and not actually do anything about it
fat

Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2009, 03:06:48 PM »
What's with the homoerotic tone in the threads here? Are most of you natural queers?

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2009, 03:07:28 PM »
Some of us are unnatural queers.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2009, 03:09:02 PM »
Unnatural flannel fixation.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2009, 03:09:38 PM »
Quote
What's with the homoerotic tone in the threads here? Are most of you natural queers?


Jinfash joke account confirmed.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2009, 03:12:33 PM »
What's with the homoerotic tone in the threads here? Are most of you natural queers?

For the record, I'm not gay. Regardless of what anyone here says.


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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2009, 03:13:13 PM »
What's with the homoerotic tone in the threads here? Are most of you natural queers?

For the record, I'm not gay. Regardless of what anyone here says.

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Annihilated.

And there's nothing unnatural about my flannel fixation.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2009, 03:15:09 PM »
You should join the army. That doesn't happen there!

you should quit the army, join the marines, then try out for special forces, because the army is for pussies

do they even let ladies into special forces? if not then disregard anything i just said

Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2009, 03:15:39 PM »
You know, with every thread you create it becomes clearer that you're probably clinically distinguished mentally-challenged.  I mean, non-distinguished mentally-challenged fellows don't need to be told certain fundamental things, like "Wii Music is not a game" or "don't work for construction companies."

Jesus, man. Are you so butthurt from how I categorized a fucking video game that you went out of your way to bring it up on a totally unrelated topic in a totally unrelated section of the forum? Go get you some pussy, Avatar fanboy.

I don't think that avatar means what you think it means :lol

Thanks for the story but, uhh, you could just write: distinguished mentally-challenged BOSSES SUCK.

I'd rather not succumb to the status quo of this forum. I don't mind putting a little thought and effort into my posts, which is probably more than can be said about some of the lazy and less-than-stimulating members here.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2009, 03:18:17 PM »
Oh, you're gonna succumb to the status quo of the forum alright, if you know what I mean.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2009, 03:23:24 PM »
if youre truly not fucking with us then you sure have a weird way of talking

youd even rival ned flanders in douche nerd tone
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2009, 03:26:25 PM »
WHATD I SAY BOOGER!

DRESS DOWN FRIDAY NIGG@

DRESS DOWN!

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2009, 03:29:44 PM »
Who the fuck says mongrels

I want to work for Genghis. Maybe I should have met up with him.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2009, 03:30:55 PM »
I love driving. I can listen to Owl City as I do it. :teehee
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2009, 03:33:39 PM »
We need a driver.

Does Cajole know how to work the stick?


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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2009, 03:51:30 PM »
you make me feel

you make me feel

you make me feel like a natural queer

queer
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2009, 04:12:29 PM »
i'm not gonna go all malek

I probably shouldn't ask, but what's the definition of "gonna go all malek"?

Cry about it and not actually do anything about it

Hmm. I'd always used it in the "Oiled up and in the bushes out back" sense.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2009, 06:02:34 PM »

You're in EB, where everyday is Dress Down Friday -- your favorite day of the week.

:lol
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2009, 06:11:29 PM »
Screw you guys, not all of us are wilde homo...

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2009, 06:15:51 PM »
We need a driver.

Does Cajole know how to work the stick?

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i walk by that van every time i go to a few music venues in williamsburg

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2009, 06:27:29 PM »
I don't get why people are trying to scare away new posters.  2009 was boring and stale here most of the time because nobody bothered to post.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2009, 06:38:42 PM »
I don't get why people are trying to scare away new posters.  2009 was boring and stale here most of the time because nobody bothered to post.

This usually happens when you have a loosely moderated community predominately occupied by unchecked online alpha males like that clown Drinky.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2009, 06:44:41 PM »
Seriously, who invited this assclown?  He's probably a Republican or Libertopian to boot.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2009, 06:52:12 PM »
Seriously, who invited this assclown?  He's probably a Republican or Libertopian to boot.

You're not the one to talk shit about other posters Triumph. Have a look in the mirror and say these words out loud: I suck.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2009, 06:58:55 PM »
:bow Nintendosbooger :bow2

This shit is hilarious.

It is.  I don't get the general hostility.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2009, 07:08:24 PM »
Seriously, who invited this assclown?  He's probably a Republican or Libertopian to boot.

You're not the one to talk shit about other posters Triumph. Have a look in the mirror and say these words out loud: I suck.

Who are you?  I mean aside from a semi-literate power bottom?
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2009, 07:11:14 PM »
Have you done what I told you to do?

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #47 on: December 30, 2009, 07:20:51 PM »
I vote we change "Icon" to either "Natural Queer" or "Unchecked Online Alpha Male (or Female)"

or a combo of the two - "Unchecked Online Alpha Queer"
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #48 on: December 30, 2009, 07:22:24 PM »
But some of us are unchecked online beta queens.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #49 on: December 30, 2009, 07:23:11 PM »
it could be flexible
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2009, 07:24:38 PM »
Have you done what I told you to do?

No.  Have you realized that you're one "fffuuuuuuuuu" thread away from being lepered months ago?
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #51 on: December 30, 2009, 07:33:08 PM »
I hope Nintendosbooger never ever ever ever ever leaves. Nintendosbooger for triple icon.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #52 on: December 30, 2009, 07:41:44 PM »
what the fuck did triumph say is that even english

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2009, 09:02:08 PM »
stay alpha.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #54 on: December 30, 2009, 11:48:05 PM »
I don't get why people are trying to scare away new posters.  2009 was boring and stale here most of the time because nobody bothered to post.

I agree. However, drinkys translated post was hilarious.

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2009, 12:15:24 AM »
Told you guys his work threads are hilarious.


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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2009, 12:16:38 AM »
Told you guys his work threads are hilarious.




his gaf tag is my favorite by far.  (for those who go check, click on each word in order.) 

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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2009, 01:17:47 AM »
Told you guys his work threads are hilarious.




his gaf tag is my favorite by far.  (for those who go check, click on each word in order.) 

What, the one that says 'banned'?
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2009, 01:19:09 AM »
Told you guys his work threads are hilarious.




his gaf tag is my favorite by far.  (for those who go check, click on each word in order.) 

What, the one that says 'banned'?

I knew there had to be a reason for him showing up here.  Ugh.
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Re: Don't ever work for a construction company
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2009, 01:19:10 AM »
Every Nintendo fan on the web is out to "get" Drinky (see Etiolate and the Case of Bashed Gays).

Its true. I can't let it go.
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