Don't ever work for a construction company

[Van Cruncheon]

i have annihilated ninthings on a level that could be considered internet genocide

ah, the kristalnacht of my early years

[EmCeeGrammar]

I think it was when you dissed warioware twisted is when this all started for me.  Something something broken glass in my uretha something. I just can't quit you.

[Tauntaun]

I’ve worked with this construction company housed in the commonwealth of Virginia for a good minute now, with my duties primarily involving estimating.

You black?  Ever had a white man pee on you before and him not be in a white outfit?   

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Can I pee on you?

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[Barry Egan]

I think it was when you dissed warioware twisted is when this all started for me.  Something something broken glass in my uretha something. I just can't quit you.

creepy!

[rodi]

You should join the army. That doesn't happen there!

you should quit the army, join the marines, then try out for special forces, because the army is for pussies

do they even let ladies into special forces? if not then disregard anything i just said

I'd join the marines now in a heartbeat. Surrounded by all that real man action!  

[Van Cruncheon]

in my defense, the warioware games are pretty stupid

[Van Cruncheon]

we're like a little construction company here what with all these erections goin' on