Author Topic: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth. (Read 4056 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** December 15, 2006, 07:33:42 PM »

I'm the hottest poster here, you guys can't survive with me.

Shit! look at my style.

That shirt is Abercrombie, sure it has a little pee on it but accidents happen right?

While I couldn't necessarily wear this outfit myself, it is within the lines of stylish Dayton street wear and has probably seen a womans vagina more than all of your guy's closets combined.

Then again I'm telling this to a bunch of fegs who wear Nebraska hats and clothes from Plato's closet:

and make faces like this

Christopher · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:34:53 PM »

: thank god you came back.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:35:35 PM »

whiteACID · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM »

My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:37:37 PM »

did you somehow piss upward or is your vee-jay-jay where most ladies bellybuttons are?

welcome back, btw. i don't know who stayed away longer, you or Melissa

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM

My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

the one homegirl is really tan!

Christopher · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:38:17 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM

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My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

You and the second one are cute, the other two are not.

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:38:41 PM »

this is the part where im supposed to care right?

whiteACID · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:39:32 PM »

Quote from: Viz on December 15, 2006, 07:38:41 PM

this is the part where im supposed to care right?

:'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM »

You are a HOE.

mikesphat · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:42:06 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM

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My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

make the one on the far right post...

look at that pewper

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM

You are a HOE.

I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco. I stuck my pinkie in his asshole and he started crying like a little bitch. So I shit in his mouth and left because I can't handle whiny pussy bitchboys. But I got high yesterday and put him back on my Aim and Myspace and told him I was sorry.

mikesphat · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:43:17 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:45:07 PM »

Why is she being mean? We'll see who's stylish when I come back on Tuesday with new pics.

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:46:34 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco. I stuck my pinkie in his asshole and he started crying like a little bitch. So I shit in his mouth and left because I can't handle whiny pussy bitchboys. But I got high yesterday and put him back on my Aim and Myspace and told him I was sorry.

everyone needs a friend like you

whiteACID · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:48:02 PM »

Quote from: Viz on December 15, 2006, 07:46:34 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco. I stuck my pinkie in his asshole and he started crying like a little bitch. So I shit in his mouth and left because I can't handle whiny pussy bitchboys. But I got high yesterday and put him back on my Aim and Myspace and told him I was sorry.

everyone needs a friend like you

I find that comment racist, a shame as we all know Evilboria will not tolerate racism, yet you can so blatantly make a statement like that.

Cyanista · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:49:10 PM »

Wait, wait. . .so what's the ULTIMATE truth? That you're a bullshitter?

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:49:42 PM »

WhiteAcid. Let's place a bet. On Wednesday I post new pics of me and you post pics of you. We will see who's the most stylish, and whoever loses gets banned for a week.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:50:14 PM »

yeah, babe, you're pretty much the hottest here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:50:50 PM »

Himumu, there's no way you're more stylish than her.

whiteACID · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:51:42 PM »

I'm a human, I do what I want to do regardless of what social norms, standards, and stereotypes dictate. I'm sorry that you guys use the images of what you see on MTV and what you hear on the radio to determine your view of how a surburban white girl should conduct themselves in order to retain her "preppyness." Whatever the hell that means.

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:53:09 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on December 15, 2006, 07:49:10 PM

Wait, wait. . .so what's the ULTIMATE truth? That you're a bullshitter?

Thats a silly comment to make, Cyanista.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:53:26 PM »

whiteACID · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:53:58 PM »

That girls pocket is hanging out of her skirt.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:54:02 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:51:42 PM

I'm a human, I do what I want to do regardless of what social norms, standards, and stereotypes dictate. I'm sorry that you guys use the images of what you see on MTV and what you hear on the radio to determine your view of how a surburban white girl should conduct themselves in order to retain her "preppyness." Whatever the hell that means.

TBS?

Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:54:24 PM »

What is Plato's Closet?

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 15, 2006, 07:54:24 PM

What is Plato's Closet?

Thrift store for clothing

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:56:33 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 07:50:50 PM

Himumu, there's no way you're more stylish than her.

You watch.

Bacon · « **Reply #27 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:57:39 PM »

I go to garage sales to get my clothes not thrift stores. Stoner biatch.

mikesphat · « **Reply #28 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:57:53 PM »

redwood isnt the hottest girl here... only i know who is...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #29 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:57:56 PM »

You so hot whiteACID

Quote from: mikesphat on December 15, 2006, 07:57:53 PM

redwood isnt the hottest girl here... only i know who is...

Yep, Cyanista

Diablos · « **Reply #30 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 07:49:42 PM

WhiteAcid. Let's place a bet. On Wednesday I post new pics of me and you post pics of you. We will see who's the most stylish, and whoever loses gets banned for a week.

You're gone

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco.

Sure you did.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #31 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:06:45 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 07:56:33 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 07:50:50 PM
Himumu, there's no way you're more stylish than her.

You watch.

The best fashion advice I can give you is lose some weight.

Oh, and redWOOD is not stylish. She's dirty, not in a sexy way. In fact, she's so dirty that I can imagine the smell of stale cigarette smoke on her clothes when looking at her pics.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:08:36 PM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #33 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:38:44 PM »

I buy a lot of my clothes from both Abercrombie and Hollister

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:52:31 PM »

I have 3 different wardrobes:

Business: Suits mostly for work, meetings and anything involving work. Usually these are bought at Macy's and mid range department stores.

Social Clothes: These are clothes I wear when I go out on dates. I only buy it when I'm already out with a girl. Usually it's from places like Old Navy, some department stores, and wherever girls drag me to buy shit.

Home Clothes: This is shit I've picked up over the years. Band shirts, free shirts, cool shirts where I say "I have to have that!"

Needless to say, if I'm not looking to get laid or impress executives, I look like shit.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #35 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 15, 2006, 08:38:44 PM

I buy a lot of my clothes from both Abercrombie and Hollister

You should stop, ASAP.

Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:58:35 PM »

no thanks. I also shop at J Crew and Urban Outfitters. I get pretty much everything between those 4 stores.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:03:24 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 15, 2006, 08:58:35 PM

no thanks. I also shop at J Crew Urban Outfitters. I get pretty much everything between those 4 stores.

Urban Outfitters = rubbish.

And J Crew? The people there take one look at me and turn me away at the door. I don't even try to go in there anymore. I think it's because I'm black.

But whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine. I guess...

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:07:22 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #39 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:14:17 PM »

Photoshop ideas come to me....

Christopher · « **Reply #40 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:28:06 PM »

My attire consists of Abercrombie & Fitch (I have a shit ton of stuff there since I worked there), Ralph Lauren, and Tommy Hilfiger.

It doesn't matter what the fuck you wear, it matters the class and presentation that you bring to yourself. You can dress trash in armani, doesn't mean he has class.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:28:12 PM »

Haha, your hair is crazy curly, Corny

This is a pretty great parody thread.

whiteACID · « **Reply #42 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:32:06 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2006, 09:07:22 PM

right click, save

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:32:43 PM »

this was a special occasion!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:35:55 PM »

Nice heels, Corny

Christopher · « **Reply #45 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:36:42 PM »

How many times you think they're gonna photoshop your sign on OA Saint with something stupid like "I'm a stupid fat loser ginger"? Take your bets now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:37:32 PM »

Part of the fun of putting a picture on the Interweb is to see how fast someone at OA will photoshop it. Again, if they take the time to do that, I'm honored!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 09:35:55 PM

Nice heels, Corny

Lonestar · « **Reply #48 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:04:20 PM »

i think redwood is a pretty cute girl. if i saw her around, she'd definitely grab my attention. real talk. i like her attitude towards life, too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:08:53 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on December 15, 2006, 10:04:20 PM

i think redwood is a pretty cute girl. if i saw her around, she'd definitely grab my attention. real talk. i like her attitude towards life, too.

She's mine, back off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 07:38:17 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
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My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

You and the second one are cute, the other two are not.

You and the one on the far right are pretty good looking. The black one...maybe it's just a bad angle but her mouth looks ugly. Probably just a bad pic though

mikesphat · « **Reply #51 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:39:25 PM »

yea the one on the far right gets my vote... gimme her myspace/aim/msn/anything

Bacon · « **Reply #52 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:46:01 AM »

I want to fuck redWOOD's old roommate. I hear she was a real whore.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #53 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:51:05 AM »

Oh I forgot about her...yeah she was a ho

I'd like to fuck them both.

etiolate · « **Reply #54 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:56:48 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 07:38:17 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
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My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

You and the second one are cute, the other two are not.

Not if you like brunettes

Anyways, I'm hotter than redwood.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #55 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:20:24 AM »

You are hot, i'll give you that.

But, Im definitely the best looking male poster here.

Boogie · « **Reply #56 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:34:20 AM »

So what the ultim--

Quote from: Cyanista on December 15, 2006, 07:49:10 PM

Wait, wait. . .so what's the ULTIMATE truth? That you're a bullshitter?

damn, beaten.

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 16, 2006, 05:12:22 PM »

Seems everyone gave up on cloudwalking, have to move to third tier status, tsc tsc

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #58 on:** December 16, 2006, 05:25:42 PM »

Here at EvilBore,

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** December 16, 2006, 05:28:21 PM »

who's the ugly poof

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Author Topic: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth. (Read 4056 times)

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