Author Topic: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead (Read 5207 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** December 30, 2009, 11:01:18 PM »

Or simply dying. Too early to tell.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:01:40 PM »

We're all dying, it's just a matter of time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:02:36 PM »

Hawaii? Obama is from Hawaii

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I hope he's ok

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Stoney Mason · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:03:35 PM »

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/30/report-rush-limbaugh-hospitalized-in-hawaii/

I blame Obama for this.

Because he's a muslim socialist.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:05:18 PM »

Hopefully the next two are also republicunts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:05:24 PM »

Actually this is the second; Brittney Murphy was the first

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:06:36 PM »

Quote

Remember, this happens in groups of three. Start taking bets on who are the next two to fall.

Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin better be careful for the next few weeks.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:10:03 PM »

i hope miyamoto is next

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:10:44 PM »

It's gonna be Samuel L Jackson, I just know it

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:12:13 PM »

if miyamoto died with a wii nunchuk cable around his neck and sporting a massively tumescent pen0r painted like a pikmin, i would immediately convert to christianity because GOD just gave me a christmas present

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:17:57 PM »

my father will be crushed

CRUSHED

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:20:51 PM »

Finally some good news.

Now Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly can off themselves in a double suicide.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:22:04 PM »

Anyone want to bet someone in conservamedia mentions he died in Obama's state and question the turn of events

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:22:33 PM »

that is a given

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:22:43 PM »

Don't start celebrating, guys. He's not dead yet. Knowing how ornery these guys can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:22:58 PM »

"while he was there, he came into possession of a certain document, we hear"

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2009, 11:22:58 PM

"while he was there, he came into possession of a certain document, we hear"

I hear he was secretly working undercover to find proof that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Seems Obama learned from how Clinton dealt with Vince Foster...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:27:29 PM »

how is keith olbermann holding up, gosh i hope he is okay

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 11:22:43 PM

Don't start celebrating, guys. He's not dead yet. Knowing how ornery these guys can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it.

he's not dead until he's been buried at a cross roads with a stake in his heart and his head cut off with a silver blade

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:33:30 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 30, 2009, 11:27:29 PM

how is keith olbermann holding up, gosh i hope he is okay

closet conservative

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:34:32 PM »

nope, i just think if god is taking out loudmouthed worthless assholes he should be bipartisan with his scythe

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2009, 11:10:03 PM

i hope miyamoto is next

Looks like Rush likes to go to a "foreign place" too.

It would be fitting of his health care insurance to deny his claim for being 'out of network'.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:48:20 PM »

Maybe they'll turn him down due to his drug habits, citing it as a pre-existing condition

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:56:28 PM »

guy from mythbusters died as well...not one of the main guys

rush can start the next batch

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:00:34 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on December 30, 2009, 11:31:48 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 11:22:43 PM
Don't start celebrating, guys. He's not dead yet. Knowing how ornery these guys can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it.

he's not dead until he's been buried at a cross roads with a stake in his heart and his head cut off with a silver blade

You know Simon Belmont will just wander around collecting all his body parts and end up putting him back together anyway.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:15:19 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 30, 2009, 11:03:59 PM

One last death before the new year?

I knew Santa would come through for me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:18:24 AM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:19:13 AM »

Is he dead yet?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:44:11 AM »

It would be hilarious if he made like a deathbed confession of all his BS. It would be horrible though if he actually had a successor chosen to take over his show.

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 30, 2009, 11:56:28 PM

guy from mythbusters died as well...not one of the main guys
rush can start the next batch

what like a producer or something?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:55:48 AM »

If Adam or Jamie died, I'd cry for real.

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Or Kari.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:08:22 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 31, 2009, 12:44:11 AM

what like a producer or something?

Erik Gates, he appeared in a few episode of Mythbusters as an amateur rocket expert.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:45:57 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 31, 2009, 12:44:11 AM

It would be hilarious if he made like a deathbed confession of all his BS. It would be horrible though if he actually had a successor chosen to take over his show.

Nobody is going to take over his show, nobody can take over his show. Like Oprah, he's spent decades cultivating and catering an audience that is firmly within his thrall, and isn't really interested in anybody else.

There isn't any other political commentator, radio, TV, or otherwise that can even touch Limbaugh as for the size of his audience. And there's a lot of people out there that would love a piece of his pie, but I'm just guessing that for any dittohead out there, while they might be ideologically aligned with any number of other conservative pundits, just simply wouldn't be as politically involved (if being one of Rush's boys counts as that) if he went away.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:55:35 AM »

He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.

But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:26:55 AM »

I don't get the fat jokes. He lost a lot of weight.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:07:52 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 01:55:35 AM

He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.

But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:13:25 AM »

"Barack the Magic Negro", "Halfrican", etc., etc. Rush Limbaugh is a racist piece of shit.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #36 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:13:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:07:52 AM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.

But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Yawn

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:16:55 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 04:13:25 AM

"Halfrican"

hey that's me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:19:13 AM »

I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #39 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:20:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:19:13 AM

I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Did you even read the snopes debunk? It confirms all the quotes in the very first link (which were all sourced).

smfh

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:22:27 AM »

PD annihilated. :usavich

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:23:12 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:19:13 AM

I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

jesus christ

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:24:54 AM »

PD's just being a contrarian, Cajole. It's why I love him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:26:52 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on December 31, 2009, 04:20:58 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:19:13 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Did you even read the snopes debunk? It confirms all the quotes in the very first link (which were all sourced).

smfh

Actually the article debunks many quotes attributed to Rush, which was my point.

Rush hasn't done anything that would make me think he's racist.

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:41:57 AM »

Like when he said we needed segregated buses in Obama's America? That's not racist at all.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:42:50 AM »

Maybe we do, if black kids keep beating up white kids. Just sayin'

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:43:49 AM »

Now I know you're not serious. I

you, PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:04:45 AM »

Ah not really. There's a difference between saying dumb shit and being racist. Rush is an ass, he's made racially insensitive comments (with the bus comment being the biggest red flag to me, considering that's pure race baiting), but I've yet to hear a logical argument that defends this idea that he's a racist.

Michael Savage is a racist. I wouldn't say Rush is

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:07:41 AM »

:usavich

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #49 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:01:12 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 05:26:52 AM

Quote from: Mamacint on December 31, 2009, 04:20:58 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:19:13 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Did you even read the snopes debunk? It confirms all the quotes in the very first link (which were all sourced).

smfh

Actually the article debunks many quotes attributed to Rush, which was my point.

Rush hasn't done anything that would make me think he's racist.

A couple misattributed quotes make clear on record quotes go away

:usavich indeed

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #50 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:16:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:07:52 AM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.

But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Because I have ears and listen to his show and that's my take.

archie4208 · « **Reply #51 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:45:13 AM »

I've always thought of Limbaugh and Hannity as elaborate trolls who are doing it for the money, whereas Beck and Savage are genuine loons. I don't take any of their opinions seriously, but it is always amusing to listen to their rants for about 5 minutes before switching back to NPR.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #52 on:** December 31, 2009, 02:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 30, 2009, 11:03:59 PM

One last death before the new year?

My mom, a bleeding liberal, has had Rush in her death pool for the longest time. She's going to cash in!

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No, she's not participating in a death pool, but she's a bleeding liberal.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:06:20 PM »

is she hot?

Oblivion · « **Reply #54 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2009, 11:12:13 PM

if miyamoto died with a wii nunchuk cable around his neck and sporting a massively tumescent pen0r painted like a pikmin, i would immediately convert to christianity because GOD just gave me a christmas present

I don't know why you hate Miyamoto. He just wants to see you smile. :'(

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 30, 2009, 11:34:32 PM

nope, i just think if god is taking out loudmouthed worthless assholes he should be bipartisan with his scythe

Oh come on, man. Now is not the time for false equivalencies.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:07:52 AM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.

But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Did you somehow miss the uproar when he called for buses to be segregated again?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:24:55 PM »

Or when he got fired from ESPN for the Donovan McNabb/black quarterback controversy?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:36:56 PM »

I saw nothing "racist" about his McNabb comment; if anything it was poorly worded but an interesting point. Give me a break.

[youtube=560,345]paCx4v4rc9U[/youtube]

He didn't call for buses to be segregated.

Oblivion · « **Reply #58 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:08:10 PM »

"If Limbaugh is so racist, why is he still on the air?

"

"If Limbaugh hates black people so much, how come he has one bringing him coffee every morning?

"

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #59 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 08:36:56 PM

if anything it was poorly worded but an interesting point.

Yep. Like the big fat shiny one on top of your head.

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Author Topic: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead (Read 5207 times)