Author Topic: NEWSFLASH! (Read 4818 times)

The Black Stallion · « **on:** December 15, 2006, 08:05:23 PM »

If you have dreams like this:

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I won't go into what exactly happened in the dream (point by point). But there was a known female user from GAF in it (not here) and the PSP played a large part in the latter part of the dream.

Apparently flipping on the PSP caused paranormal shit to appear. Whenever it was flipped on a poltergeist would appear and do random shit. Before I woke up, a friend of mine and I both turned on our PSPs was like "Oh shit", turning on one was bad enough, turning on two probably wasn't good. I woke up as some shadowy thing was grabbing at my leg. I tried to make it out but it was just a black blob....lol wtf....

I think Okami played a part in it, when I was outside in my dream, in the sky, I would randomly see constellations shine and go away for no apparent reason. Wow (Note, you can do this in Okami by looking up in the night sky in the first plain area, you fill in the stars like you did to get the brush strokes and it forms the image and the stars shoot away) It was like that.

Then you need to get off the computer, go outside and find yourself some friends. I'll be honest. They'll probably treat you like shit at first. It's probably because you don't know how to really interract with people. But with time you can reverse the social retardations that drove you to your non-stop compulsive forum posting in the first place!

The Black Stallion reporting.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:07:12 PM »

PhoenixWright · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:29:45 PM »

What about if you dream about using RPG Maker to edit real life?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2006, 08:42:42 PM »

Newsflash, when you've got an Oreo trying to act black it comes off as pitiful

Skim through Vibe you can replenish your material TBS, I'm sure theres some new phrase your missin out on.

Or you can ask your White friends, who just might be blacker than you are.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:24:25 PM »

Why exactly is it TBS's obligation to randomly appear out of nowhere and insult people at least once a week?

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:25:39 PM »

Because he hangs out here when futami is cleaning his room and washing dishes.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:26:13 PM »

Futami...I've never seen such a dumbass negro on the internet.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:29:12 PM »

TBS The Superstation

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:30:10 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 08:42:42 PM

Newsflash, when you've got an Oreo trying to act black it comes off as pitiful

Skim through Vibe you can replenish your material TBS, I'm sure theres some new phrase your missin out on.

Or you can ask your White friends, who just might be blacker than you are.

Why are you so god damned racist? I mean, how could you ever encounter enough black people to get such a negative image of them if you're cooped up inside your house all day reading forum posts then dreaming about them?

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:31:38 PM »

Black Stallion, you troll people on the internet for a living man. How is that any worse than what Blue does? And the guy is hardly racist - he loves me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:32:26 PM »

Himuro

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:33:54 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:36:26 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 15, 2006, 09:33:54 PM

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:37:06 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 09:31:38 PM

Black Stallion, you troll people on the internet for a living man. How is that any worse than what Blue does? And the guy is hardly racist - he loves me.

I don't troll people on the internet for a living... I work at a tennis pro shop. I don't even troll people. I post online to pass the time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:39:12 PM »

A lot of time apparently!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:39:50 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 09:37:06 PM

I work at a tennis pro shop.

Fuck, that explains everything

Christopher · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 09:31:38 PM

- he loves me.

bitch please...

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:50:14 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 09:39:50 PM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 09:37:06 PM
I work at a tennis pro shop.

Fuck, that explains everything

Wait, you forgot that I was a (crappy, yet extremely handsome and very intimidating) tennis player back in high school? Well, I managed to turn a mediocre tennis career into a pretty decent job at a local pro shop. Go figure.

That should jog your memory and give you something to beat off to while you think up the next zinger about me reading VIBE magazine. You bleeding cunt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:53:13 PM »

You got a lot dirt on you for a white guy!

whiteACID · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:54:39 PM »

oh shit, this was on the front page for like 30 minutes before I even read it!

Diablos · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 09:53:13 PM

You got a lot dirt on you for a white guy!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2006, 09:57:14 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 09:50:14 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 09:39:50 PM
Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 09:37:06 PM
I work at a tennis pro shop.

Fuck, that explains everything

Wait, you forgot that I was a (crappy, yet extremely handsome and very intimidating) tennis player back in high school? Well, I managed to turn a mediocre tennis career into a pretty decent job at a local pro shop. Go figure.

(Image removed from quote.)

That should jog your memory and give you something to beat off to while you think up the next zinger about me reading VIBE magazine. You bleeding cunt.

Jesus Christ TBS, you actually think thats fucken appealing

. There so many racial shit I can say right now because I respect Himuro and I won't but fuck dude

You are THE whitest black dude I've ever ran into. You are litterally, a black guy, who is white that is trying to act black. Paradox, my mind is fucken blown

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:00:40 PM »

"Hey Blackie, pose!"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:03:47 PM »

Someone said in the past that TBS IS the Token Black Guy. It was funny before, its even funnier now. You ARE that Black guy that has hoards of friends of the opposite race and knows nothing about the real shit.

Step off TBS, your ain't real and you know it. Online Persona to the max.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:04:46 PM »

<Willco> TBS should take pics of himself at town social events
<Willco> It'd be like WHERE'S WALDO, but with a black guy

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:26:07 PM »

A few things:

You guys know you're being *extremely* racist, right? I mean like, old 1930s era "No Malcolm, you can't be a lawyer," type shit. That's worse than most shit I've seen on OA, the forum you guys fancy yourselves as "better" than.

Just letting you know if you didn't already.

I don't know how any black member of this site can post here without regularly insulting a good lot of you (as that's the most one could do over the internet. Trust me, given the chance I would probably crack some of your noses.) What are you people are saying when you make such insults is that despite all claims of racial equality and harmony you still think that all black folks should act like the thugs and gangsters you see on MTV. It's sad really. Yes, I work at a tennis proshop and fitness center. Should I work at a liquor store? Gun shop? Hell, is even having a job too "white" for you? Seriously, you guys should think before you make such comments. Or maybe you shouldn't. That just shows your true colors.

And to the black members of this website, you're nothing but filthy coons in these peoples eyes. Banning the word "n*gger" and making such statements is a slap to every single one of our faces.

Also, what's not appealing about that picture? I'm in good shape. My shoulders squared. Pecs, rippling. Jawline, sharp. Have good hygiene as you can tell from my nice haircut, and face that's free of blemishes. Do I need to look like a drugged out whore? Or some bum in a Nintendo shirt to appeal to your kind? Do I need greasy skin and unkempt facial hair to look "cool" to your ilk?

To BlueTsunami:

You realize that the initial post in this thread is a reference to an actual dream that YOU had about a fucking forum member. You can talk, you can talk, you can talk, but at the end of the day, you're still a filthy loser with no actual social skills or friends. You spend so much time on a fucking message board (about videogames no less) that the only women you dream about is a man posting as a girl on said message board. You should be ashamed of yourself. Get a life.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:28:33 PM »

Hey, this is a private residence, man.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:29:38 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:33:05 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:33:23 PM »

A tennis pro shop you say? Not at my club.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:34:30 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 10:26:07 PM

To BlueTsunami:

You realize that the initial post in this thread is a reference to an actual dream that YOU had about a fucking forum member. You can talk, you can talk, you can talk, but at the end of the day, you're still a filthy loser with no actual social skills or friends. You spend so much time on a fucking message board (about videogames no less) that the only women you dream about is a man posting as a girl on said message board. You should be ashamed of yourself. Get a life.

Its a dream dude, its not like CHOOSE to dream about that shit. Its random and believe me dude, I'm the exact opposite of being socially inept. Your the one writing out Paragraph long responses to some shit you "supposedly" don't care about. Go back to the pro shop and teach some white people how to serve.

oh and also....Transformation Complete!

Learn how to be black man, you don't do it to well

I also can't believe TBS is telling Himuro how he should feel as a Black man

Diablos · « **Reply #31 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:40:49 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 08:05:23 PM

If you have dreams like this:

Quote
I won't go into what exactly happened in the dream (point by point). But there was a known female user from GAF in it (not here) and the PSP played a large part in the latter part of the dream.

Apparently flipping on the PSP caused paranormal shit to appear. Whenever it was flipped on a poltergeist would appear and do random shit. Before I woke up, a friend of mine and I both turned on our PSPs was like "Oh shit", turning on one was bad enough, turning on two probably wasn't good. I woke up as some shadowy thing was grabbing at my leg. I tried to make it out but it was just a black blob....lol wtf....

I think Okami played a part in it, when I was outside in my dream, in the sky, I would randomly see constellations shine and go away for no apparent reason. Wow (Note, you can do this in Okami by looking up in the night sky in the first plain area, you fill in the stars like you did to get the brush strokes and it forms the image and the stars shoot away) It was like that.

Then you need to get off the computer, go outside and find yourself some friends. I'll be honest. They'll probably treat you like shit at first. It's probably because you don't know how to really interract with people. But with time you can reverse the social retardations that drove you to your non-stop compulsive forum posting in the first place!

The Black Stallion reporting.

Quote from: 916ickness

*says the dude wit the rose in his mouth*

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:44:14 PM »

Ken Steele rocking the Mini Van

Is that your whip that gets you to the Tennis Pro Shop

Ken Steele looking hard as hes leaving the Tennis Court

Diablos · « **Reply #33 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:45:22 PM »

Diablos · « **Reply #34 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:46:15 PM »

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Imm0rt4l you makin Nigeria look bad 07-16-2006, 03:32 PM

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:46:59 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 10:44:14 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Ken Steele rocking the Mini Van Is that your whip that gets you to the Tennis Pro Shop

(Image removed from quote.)

Ken Steele looking hard as hes leaving the Tennis Court

oh god

too much whitenesss. Can't stare for too long.

Diablos · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:51:45 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:52:48 PM »

Diablos · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:54:16 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:55:14 PM »

TBS is owning everyone tonight!

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #40 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:55:28 PM »

Am Nintenho, I've seen your pictures and you look like a fucking bum. You're hideous. The rare occasion you venture out of your home and make your way through the mall to the local gamespot women and children avert their eyes. You should shop online from now on. For everyone's sake.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #41 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:56:08 PM »

Maybe you should take amnintenho in your minivan

Diablos · « **Reply #42 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:56:59 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** December 15, 2006, 10:58:16 PM »

Ken Steele experience focused towards local townies? Seems so. His cracker black jack ass gets owned by his own peers

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #44 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:01:22 PM »

Just stop BlueTsunami. You're a racist fool. Like a real, hardcore, indoctrinated racist. A fucking loser that dreams about "women" from a videogame message board.

Diablos · « **Reply #45 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:02:03 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 10:58:16 PM

Ken Steele experience focused towards local townies? Seems so. His cracker black jack ass gets owned by his own peers

I don't know if I've ever seen someone get so owned... omg

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #46 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:05:04 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 11:01:22 PM

Just stop BlueTsunami. You're a racist fool. Like a real, hardcore, indoctrinated racist. A fucking loser that dreams about "women" from a videogame message board.

Bubububuu I'm really Black. Drop back cracka jack. Whip Whip. Your Mini Van come with climate control?

Ken Steele experience, sure to make Middle Aged White Woman laugh.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #47 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:08:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:05:04 PM

Ken Steele experience, sure to make Middle Aged White Woman laugh.

BlueTsunami, only leaving the computer desk to have dreams about "women" from online gaming forums.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #48 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:10:35 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 11:08:19 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:05:04 PM
Ken Steele experience, sure to make Middle Aged White Woman laugh.

BlueTsunami, only leaving the computer desk to have dreams about "women" from online gaming forums.

Thats all you got Ken Steele? Show us that winning material you use on your "Jock" buddies that let you chill with them. Come on, I'm all ears

Quote from: Ken Steele from MySpace

Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet a woman that is cool with doing some of my homework, giving me foot massages and is willing to make and serve me my favorite meal:
Chili with bits of Slim Jim mixed inside.

Seems like you got some high standard Ken Steele

Diablos · « **Reply #49 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:11:53 PM »

TBS, do you have any idea how badly you got owned on that message board?

Any idea at all?

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #50 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:12:39 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:10:35 PM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:05:04 PM
Ken Steele experience, sure to make Middle Aged White Woman laugh.

BlueTsunami, only leaving the computer desk to have dreams about "women" from online gaming forums.

Thats all you got Ken Steele? Show us that winning material you use on your "Jock" buddies that let you chill with them. Come on, I'm all ears

It's all I need. Nobody chills with you. You post online, go to bed, and dream about the men posing as women on the internet that you simped on all day. You're a loser, dude.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:13:20 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 10:55:28 PM

Am Nintenho, I've seen your pictures and you look like a fucking bum. You're hideous. The rare occasion you venture out of your home and make your way through the mall to the local gamespot women and children avert their eyes. You should shop online from now on. For everyone's sake.

And you're a fucking desperate-for-attention-from his-own-race-cheeseburger-fucker who MUST suck dick with lips that big and nothing but cheeseburgers really interested in him.

I know you suck dick, we all know.

If you had "credit", you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I mean yeah, you have an inferiority complex but you're not black.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #52 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:16:27 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 11:12:39 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:10:35 PM
Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:05:04 PM
Ken Steele experience, sure to make Middle Aged White Woman laugh.

BlueTsunami, only leaving the computer desk to have dreams about "women" from online gaming forums.

Thats all you got Ken Steele? Show us that winning material you use on your "Jock" buddies that let you chill with them. Come on, I'm all ears

It's all I need. Nobody chills with you. You post online, go to bed, and dream about the men posing as women on the internet that you simped on all day. You're a loser, dude.

Naw, you got it all wrong man, I do all that shit AND fuck your trash ego up. Its all worth it though, I love seeing fake personas get burned.

So does The Ken Steele experience encompass posting on a random message board tryna ride people? Whos more pitiful, oh thats right

Type out another long winded post, show how much you "don't" care

"So which one you girls gonna fuck me, I know you got a big one Lisa"

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #53 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:25:02 PM »

The guy in really nice clothes flanked by women on both sides is SUCH a loser. Only in Evilbore, folks.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #54 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:27:34 PM »

If you don't see that the 3 girls your "simpin" aren't horses (like I'm telling you now and everyone has been telling you). The the Ken Steele needs to up his game.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #55 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:28:44 PM »

No actual man brags about having his picture taken with women.

You are not a man.

No you "simped" (sucked their dicks) and got them to pose with you.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #56 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:30:01 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 15, 2006, 11:28:44 PM

No actual man brags about having his picture taken with women.

You are not a man.

For sure, Ken Steele's got something to prove.

1) That hes a real black man

2) Can run them womans

3) Is above forum posters

To bad he fucken fails at all three

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #57 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:30:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:27:34 PM

If you don't see that the 3 girls your "simpin" aren't horses (like I'm telling you now and everyone has been telling you). The the Ken Steele needs to up his game.

Yo, on the real, when was the last time you had contact with a woman? Like actual physical contact. Online forum posters don't count.

Diablos · « **Reply #58 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:31:07 PM »

Note how TBS does not reply about how so very badly he got owned.

It must hurt to look back.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #59 on:** December 15, 2006, 11:33:12 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 11:30:19 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 11:27:34 PM
If you don't see that the 3 girls your "simpin" aren't horses (like I'm telling you now and everyone has been telling you). The the Ken Steele needs to up his game.

Yo, on the real, when was the last time you had contact with a woman? Like actual physical contact. Online forum posters don't count.

Let me see, its 11:20 right now. I'm about to head out around 12 to Boston and head to the Avalon. I would say pretty soon dude. Whatchu gonna do? Find more message boards to simp up

Just stop now TBS, we know your whitemeat. I've gotten, gonna get and will get more pussy and recognition than you in real life. I'm don't have to prove shit like you. The one that needs to get a life is the dude thats tring to rock the E-Streets (trademark Ken Steele)

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