Bollywood in 2010 Part 1: The Wii

[Nintendosbooger]

An early glimpse of the 2010 Wii lineup reveals a pretty strong line-up, especially relative to the two previous years. Here are just a few samples of at what will undoubtedly turn out to be the best home console lineup for 2010:

Arc Rise Fantasia


Calling


Dragon Quest X
No Images

Endless Ocean 2


Epic Mickey


Fatal Frame 4: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse


Kirby Wii


Mega Man 10
No Images

Metroid: Other M


Monster Hunter Tri


No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle


Project Needlemouse


Red Steel 2


Sadness


Shiren the Wanderer


Sin & Punishment 2


Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing


Super Mario Galaxy 2


Super Monkey Ball Step & Roll


Tales of Graces


The Grinder


The Legend of Zelda Wii


Trace Memory 2


In part 2, I'll post a brief look into the DS lineup for 2010. I'll disregard posting upcoming games for the other systems (Xbox 360 and PS3), because no one gives a shit about second and third place winners, so why should I? I've not included movies or a number of other potentially blockbuster titles to this list, but for an OP, I think this will suffice in proving all doubters that the Wii juggernaut will continue to pump out classics.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

[Nintendosbooger]

Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

[Great Rumbler]

Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

CAN A VIDEOGAME MAKE A PERSON CRY?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

Nibris itself is practically [or literally?] vaporware.

[Beezy]

That actually does sound like an okay lineup for the Wii, but lets see if even a third of these end up being good.

Here are just a few samples of at what will undoubtedly turn out to be the best home console lineup for 2010:

 

[Eel O'Brian]

grinder will probably be an awful game which i will still enjoy

metroid looks pretty cool

i like 1930s cartoons, so epic mickey looks all right to me

i should give mario galaxy another shot, i didn't care for it much and stopped playing

will wait for word of mouth on red steel 2, if it isn't a busted piece of shit like the first i'll give it a try

i can't get over the lead character in no more heroes looking like a giant douchebag enough to play it

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

Who are your sources? True, there's no evidence that this game won't be released, but there's also no evidence that it will be released. There's nothing. The game is textbook vaporware.

Besides, wasn't it discovered a long time ago that Nibris consists of like five 15 year olds in a basement in Poland?

[duckman2000]

Nibris is just a damned E.U. funding scam. Always has been.

[archie4208]

MARIO GALAXY 2

[tiesto]

No fucking way DQX or Zelda will be released in 2010. We'll be lucky if we even get media out of either of those games. And hopefully we'll get Tales of Graces over here, it's supposed to be one of the better games in the series, but Namco hasn't even announced it for the US yet

[Third]

Is it too eary to choose "the enitre wii catalogue" as worst game of 2010?

I'm only looking forward to Super Mario Galaxy 1.5 and Fatal Frame IV.

[duckman2000]

Wii

[CHOW CHOW]

One of the worst line-ups I've ever seen.

90% of these games would be considered shovelware if they were on PS3/360.  I'm serious.  Look at that game Darksiders; 9/10 reviews across the board, yet barely anyone knows about it because the PS3/360 catalog is filled to the brim with awesome games.

Hell, I'd take PSN/XBLA's offerings over the entire Wii library this gen.

[Eel O'Brian]

i think if that game came out for the hd systems everyone would have said "wow that sure looks awesome" and still wouldn't have bought it

wii is a toy, kids like toys, kids like mickey

they probably made the right choice there

[Nintendosbooger]

Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

Who are your sources? True, there's no evidence that this game won't be released, but there's also no evidence that it will be released. There's nothing. The game is textbook vaporware.

Besides, wasn't it discovered a long time ago that Nibris consists of like five 15 year olds in a basement in Poland?

Main man, I've seen artwork and gameplay images revealing the existence of this game. It does exist and it will be released. The developers themselves have said this title is very much still in the game. So the burden of proof is on you, Jack: who in any official capacity has said that this game wasn't going to be released? Where are your quotes?

[ananus]

why does sonic need a car? it's like that dbz episode where goku gets a driver license. wtf

[duckman2000]

i think if that game came out for the hd systems everyone would have said "wow that sure looks awesome" and still wouldn't have bought it

wii is a toy, kids like toys, kids like mickey

they probably made the right choice there

I doubt that is true. If they came out with something that reflected the concept art, "Epic Mickey" if you will, it could probably do quite well. There are enough manchildren and parents with 360s (and PS3s) to support it on that platform, and then you can probably add a bunch of dudes swept up by nostalgia and the whole dark, twisted thing.

Whatever, though. I have no idea if the above is true or how it will do on Wii. It's personally disappointing to see grand things squashed by the garbage Wii. I can't really blame the developer since the above was leaked, but spitting on Wii helps a bit.

[Great Rumbler]

Arc Rise Fantasia - Maybe
Calling - Probably not
Dragon Quest X - Won't make 2010 in Japan, much less the US.
Endless Ocean 2 - I'm gay for Endless Ocean, so yes
Epic Mickey - Warren Spector has made some great games, but this one's a maybe
Fatal Frame 4 - Probably not
Kirby Wii - I have my doubts about this one making it by 2010
Mega Man 10 - No
Metroid: Other M - Of course
Monster Hunter Tri - No
No More Heroes 2 - Maybe
Project Needlemouse - Fool me once, shame on you
Red Steel 2 - Maybe
Sadness - LOL
Shiren the Wanderer - Maybe
Sin and Punishment 2 - Yes, please
Sonic and Sega All Star Racing - Maybe
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - YES
Super Monkey Ball Step and Roll - This series has been in the tank for years, so no
Tales of Graces - Probably not
The Grinder - Maybe
The Legend of Zelda Wii - I'm doubtful this will make it by 2010
Trace Memory 2 - Maybe

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Obviously no one in any official capacity has said Sadness isn't coming out. If they did it wouldn't be vaporware. It'd just be straight up canceled.

[Nintendosbooger]

One of the worst line-ups I've ever seen.

90% of these games would be considered shovelware if they were on PS3/360.  I'm serious.  Look at that game Darksiders; 9/10 reviews across the board, yet barely anyone knows about it because the PS3/360 catalog is filled to the brim with awesome games.

Hell, I'd take PSN/XBLA's offerings over the entire Wii library this gen.

 This lineup here will help keep the Wii the #1 system this generation, so while you're drooling over review scores of games that won't ever achieve the level of success the Wii and its top games have seen, I'll be one of the tens of millions playing the sort of "shovelware" that's laughing at you and store shelf dust-collecting titles like Darksiders all the way to the bank.

[demi]

lol, half that stuff either a) has no date and b) is not coming to America

[duckman2000]

Oh look, a Wiiner goes all sales-age meltdown. Shocker.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Post your DS list. I'm actually interested in seeing that one.

[CHOW CHOW]

One of the worst line-ups I've ever seen.

90% of these games would be considered shovelware if they were on PS3/360.  I'm serious.  Look at that game Darksiders; 9/10 reviews across the board, yet barely anyone knows about it because the PS3/360 catalog is filled to the brim with awesome games.

Hell, I'd take PSN/XBLA's offerings over the entire Wii library this gen.

 This lineup here will help keep the Wii the #1 system this generation, so while you're drooling over review scores of games that won't ever achieve the level of success the Wii and its top games have seen, I'll be one of the tens of millions playing the sort of "shovelware" that's laughing at you and store shelf dust-collecting titles like Darksiders all the way to the bank.

While you're masturbating over sales for Kirby Puckett Rape Factory, we'll be playing the best games of this gen. 

[Human Snorenado]

Only someone fucking dumb enough to call themselves "nintendosbooger" would think that there will be a Wii Zelda out in 2010.  Can't we go ahead and leper this piece of shit so we don't have it's threads cluttering up the forum?

[duckman2000]

I'm all for talking about upcoming games, but this platform specific shit reeks of GAF.

[The Fake Shemp]

CAN A FORUM POSTER MAKE YOU CRY?

[Van Cruncheon]

what's with all this cartoony kiddy shit? leper this filth

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the chances of tales of graces getting localized: 5% :'(

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[Human Snorenado]

HAY GUYZ SUPER SECRET PICS OF WII 2010 LINEUP BELOW!  DON'T CLICK THE SPOILER IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!

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[Van Cruncheon]

god trace memory 2 looks awful

just like the original

[demi]

what's with all this cartoony kiddy shit? leper this filth

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the chances of tales of graces getting localized: 5% :'(

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did you pop a chub for Arc Rise Fantasia? be honest.

[Van Cruncheon]

lil bit

well, assuming it plays like a tales game

[demi]

whadda fayg

[Van Cruncheon]

well y'know

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Nintendosbooger is the best thing to happen to the gaming side.

[demi]

Also, I finished Trace Memory 2 (aka Another Code R) and it is absolute garbage. I'm not surprised NoA didnt bother with it after they played through it.

[Nintendosbooger]

You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

[demi]

Is Monster Hunter Tri confirmed for free online, unlike Japan?

[drew]

do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one

[The Fake Shemp]

I personally cannot wait for PART 2!

[Van Cruncheon]

You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

haha, what a dirty poor

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh wait, yes I can.

[Human Snorenado]

You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

You don't buy games, tho.  You buy nominally interactive pieces of software that aren't fun.  And you're fucking stupid, fat and probably a republican virgin.

[Van Cruncheon]

do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one

he can't afford one, his monthly expenses for honey hams and snack cakes are pretty staggering

[Van Cruncheon]

You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

You don't buy games, tho.  You buy nominally interactive pieces of software that aren't fun.  And you're fucking stupid, fat and probably a republican virgin.

no such thing as a republican virgin, dude

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they all lose their cherries to their libertarian uncles around age 11

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[CHOW CHOW]

You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

I'm trying hard to figure out if you're being serious or not.  Tons of HD games sell millions.  The only shit that sells on the Wii has the words 'Mario' or 'Wii' in front of it. 

360/PS3 combined sales for multi-platform games are amazing. 

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[fistfulofmetal]

WTF is Metroid Other M supposed to be? It better not be some shit Metroid/RPG hybrid bullshit.

[Human Snorenado]

do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one

he can't afford one, his monthly expenses for honey hams and snack cakes are pretty staggering

Don't forget the two fleshlights he goes through in an average month, plus lube.  Although he's probably using honey as a lube at this point- it doubles as a snack afterwards.

[Van Cruncheon]

it's a team ninja action game.

[Van Cruncheon]

Yikes, in which one fairly transparent joke character owns half the gaming side of EB.

This guy's awesome.  

u mad

[demi]

Yikes, in which one fairly transparent joke character owns half the gaming side of EB.

This guy's awesome.  

Not sure what your definition of owning is...

[Van Cruncheon]

oscar just hates the cocky/funny this morning :'(

[fistfulofmetal]

it's a team ninja action game.

WTF.


edit: With full voice acting, giant action battle sequences? FFS. Metroid was one of the last bastions of gaming for me on the Nintendo side. And they go and ruin that too?

[Van Cruncheon]

if nibris somehow ever released a game, it would provide an untenable idea that poles might be capable of something other than self-defecating at the sight of germans, reading at a first-grade level, and spreading genital diseases to the world's supply of thai ladyboys, and that's a risk we can't afford to even SLIGHTLY tolerate

[iconoclast]

what sucks about Metroid Other M is that it's being done by the Team Ninja B-Team, which is now the A-Team. Better hope Nintendo does a good job overseeing it...

[Van Cruncheon]

also, those pictures of fuckin' yoshi are actually HURTING my enthusiasm for smg2

shitty friends/vehicles need to be abolished from all platformers

[fistfulofmetal]

UGH

[Eel O'Brian]

yeah, this guy is pretty awesome

sooooo angry, all the time

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[fistfulofmetal]

I'll be shocked if Metroid: Other M even comes out.  I imagine it went down something like this:
 

so maybe that means we'll get a surprise Metroid Dread announcement this E3 right?


right?  :'(