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Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« on: January 01, 2010, 04:10:41 PM »
...he's either looking for an older housewife to take his virginity or trolling for young boys.

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On Tuesday evening, 16-year-old Andrew Kane nonchalantly asked his mother and father if they would drive him from their Barrie, Ont., home to a hotel in nearby Midland, where he planned to meet a 42-year-old woman with whom he had been having a secret relationship over the Internet.

His stunned parents refused and the teen calmly returned to the computer, telling them he would let the woman know he wasn't coming. At 2 a.m., Marlene Kane heard her front door open, and found her son gone, leaving behind a troubling trail of web chats that led to Houston, Tex., and the World of Warcraft.

The Grade 11 student was found Thursday afternoon, after his parents spent two days desperately appealing for his safe return. On Wednesday, police had released pictures of Lauri Price, a Texas mother of four who had allegedly flown to Toronto and driven a rental car to collect the teen after striking up a relationship with him while playing the popular online game.

“All they had to do was read the chat logs and they were immediately concerned,” Ms. Kane said of her son's relationship with the woman. “He said she was his soulmate.”

My bet is on trolling for young boys, personally.
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 04:13:35 PM »
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Earlier that year, police rescued a 16-year-old autistic girl from California who was abducted by a man she had met playing World of Warcraft.

Wilco, no!
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 04:14:53 PM »
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On Tuesday evening, 16-year-old Andrew Kane nonchalantly asked his mother and father if they would drive him from their Barrie, Ont., home to a hotel in nearby Midland, where he planned to meet a 42-year-old woman with whom he had been having a secret relationship over the Internet.

His stunned parents refused and the teen calmly returned to the computer, telling them he would let the woman know he wasn't coming.
good jon parents :rofl

There's this one chick in my guild who's about 35 or so, and constantly hits on two guys in the guild. She even invited them to her house in Kentucky; the guys are black  :lol
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 04:28:07 PM »
trao?
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 04:31:39 PM »
I think he meant treo.

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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 04:52:25 PM »
Kosma's first annihilation of 2010
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 04:53:24 PM »
Kosma wants to keep his crown (poll was rigged!). He needs a quick start before GS returns in a week.

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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 05:05:10 PM »


He told her he was 20, and she believed him.
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 05:22:59 PM »
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He told her he was 20, and she believed him.

And FatalT tells us he's 21, and we believe him.

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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2010, 06:28:51 PM »
Cohen's younger brother?
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 06:57:15 PM »
Cohen's younger brother?

Michael Cera's younger brother.
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2010, 07:35:31 PM »
he was probably smackin' milf ass all new year's night. hell, he was BANGIN' SOMEONE'S MOM while evilbore bitterbabies watched OH MY LOLITA GAIDEN: MAID-SAMA UGUU as tears dripped onto their pale bellies to mingle with the dorito dust
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Re: Maurice's obsession with WoW finally explained...
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2010, 07:44:59 PM »
I don't have any doritos.  :'(
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