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futami

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with me, this forum is complete
« on: December 15, 2006, 10:19:10 PM »
nothing else need be added.

that's the truth.

my unmatched irreverence, so expertly conveyed, is all that this forum needs to hit the big time.

you all may despise my wanton nihilism, but i am what your legend envies.

« Last Edit: December 15, 2006, 10:21:55 PM by futami »

Vizzys

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 10:19:44 PM »
ok
萌え~

futami

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 10:20:19 PM »
ok

and thus spoketh one consumed by jealousy.

Mupepe

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 10:20:44 PM »
Don't worry, Donny.  These men are nihilists.  There's nothing to be afraid of.

futami

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 10:22:23 PM »
i stand opposed to your laws.

Vizzys

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 10:24:02 PM »
yep im totally jealous
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brawndolicious

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 10:25:12 PM »
So how's it feel to come out of the closet after 30 years of being a virgin and living with your parents, oh that's right you're  a nihilist.

Mupepe

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 10:25:53 PM »
i stand opposed to your laws.
Obviously you are not a golfer.

The Black Stallion

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006, 10:27:44 PM »
Legendary status.

Mupepe

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 10:28:10 PM »
Oh, nice marmot.

futami

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006, 10:29:38 PM »

Mupepe

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2006, 10:33:11 PM »
This unchecked aggression will not stand, man.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2006, 10:54:18 PM by Mupepe »

drozmight

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2006, 10:51:33 PM »
I will kick your balls off fatumi.

This much I swear to you.
rub

futami

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2006, 11:06:13 PM »
only pele could kick these balls off.

maybe maradona.


drozmight

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2006, 11:11:43 PM »

"If I can't kick them off, I will SAW them off!"

rub

demi

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2006, 11:14:42 PM »
I admit, I am jealous. How does one rise to such a status?
fat

futami

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2006, 11:18:26 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)
"If I can't kick them off, I will SAW them off!"



only an adamantium saw can take these off.

Vizzys

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2006, 11:19:18 PM »
I admit, I am jealous. How does one rise to such a status?
You just have to believe in yourself until it becomes true.
萌え~

demi

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2006, 11:19:50 PM »
futami please acknowledge me
fat

Saint Cornelius

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2006, 11:32:40 PM »
dap

brawndolicious

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Takuan

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2006, 03:30:53 AM »
Are you gonna cut off our johnsons?

The Sceneman

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2006, 04:08:05 AM »
This is bullshit, Im the #1 poster on Evilbore
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bork

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2006, 04:44:32 AM »
How do we know you're the real futami? 
ど助平

TheOMan

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2006, 12:08:15 PM »
While it may not be entirely complete - I will concur that we have moved one step closer to greatness on the intarweb.
Ace

anthonyOA

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2006, 01:12:59 PM »
can someone please add the word "gone" between the word "me" and the first comma in the title? thanks

Christopher

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2006, 02:35:20 PM »
Wait you banned futami??  What a pussy move, he's awesome if you don't take him too seriously.  Another OA exclusive I suppose.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2006, 02:38:31 PM »
we don't need every conversation turned to a flame war just because futami feels the need to slap folks with his contrarian's priapism. personally, i wouldn't have banned him either -- when he isn't looking to go against the grain just to deliberately and disingenuously contrast himself against our perceived nerddom (and without any trace of irony, which really spoils the troll for everyone), he's pretty fuckin' sly -- but lately he just wants to pick fights, period.
duc

Phoenix Dark

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2006, 02:39:09 PM »
OA exclusive indeed, if you mean "ignorant e-Klansman with no social skills" exclusive.

He's quite the rich man next door though. But I suppose he's better than me since his jeans cost more than a PS3.

Or maybe he's a DUMBASS for buying jeans that cost $600
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Mupepe

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2006, 02:39:50 PM »
I love fufu, but he's been horribly lately.

Christopher

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2006, 02:41:00 PM »
we don't need every conversation turned to a flame war just because futami feels the need to slap folks with his contrarian's priapism. personally, i wouldn't have banned him either -- when he isn't looking to go against the grain just to deliberately and disingenuously contrast himself against our perceived nerddom (and without any trace of irony, which really spoils the troll for everyone), he's pretty fuckin' sly -- but lately he just wants to pick fights, period.

TheBlackStallion does the same shit dude, and it makes for some of the most entertaining reads on here when the people actually go back at it and one up on him.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2006, 02:41:14 PM »
i liked him better when he was punching his dog in head, cappin' pigs, and runnin' drive-bys
duc

Van Cruncheon

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2006, 02:41:49 PM »
Chris, and TBS isn't banned. We don't need flame wars dominating this place -- OAs services that urge just fine.
duc

Christopher

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2006, 02:42:34 PM »
Fine fine, lets find middle ground with Mupepe thoughts :-*

Mupepe

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2006, 02:42:55 PM »
we don't need every conversation turned to a flame war just because futami feels the need to slap folks with his contrarian's priapism. personally, i wouldn't have banned him either -- when he isn't looking to go against the grain just to deliberately and disingenuously contrast himself against our perceived nerddom (and without any trace of irony, which really spoils the troll for everyone), he's pretty fuckin' sly -- but lately he just wants to pick fights, period.

TheBlackStallion does the same shit dude, and it makes for some of the most entertaining reads on here when the people actually go back at it and one up on him.
This is also very true

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2006, 02:52:52 PM »
TBS rarely posts, and whenever he does it's like Christmas coming early. There's nothing better than a black man who proves how hard he is by dissing the Amish, making fun of poor Africans, and hanging out with rich white kids.
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The Black Stallion

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2006, 03:50:25 PM »
we don't need every conversation turned to a flame war just because futami feels the need to slap folks with his contrarian's priapism. personally, i wouldn't have banned him either -- when he isn't looking to go against the grain just to deliberately and disingenuously contrast himself against our perceived nerddom (and without any trace of irony, which really spoils the troll for everyone), he's pretty fuckin' sly -- but lately he just wants to pick fights, period.

You're a bitch. Like the kind that cries when kids shoot spitwads at them. Futami is probably one of the better posters this forum has. I guess you're content with several threads filled with lame, unfuny one liners complete with the dead-pan delivery that every single videogame forum bitch has.

OA exclusive indeed, if you mean "ignorant e-Klansman with no social skills" exclusive.

He's quite the rich man next door though. But I suppose he's better than me since his jeans cost more than a PS3.

Or maybe he's a DUMBASS for buying jeans that cost $600
He's better than you because he's not some creepy nerd spanking it to posters that *happen* to be girls. He's better than you because he doesn't ejaculate into his pants when he accidentally brushes up on a woman's breasts. He's better than you because he's not a fucking nerd that bumps Zelda music in his ride. He's better than you because... I could go on for a while, but you're not worth the time, or effort... however minimal either would be.


TBS rarely posts, and whenever he does it's like Christmas coming early. There's nothing better than a black man who proves how hard he is by dissing the Amish, making fun of poor Africans, and hanging out with rich white kids.
I could easily prove how hard I am by stopping by Ypsilanti one Sunday morning and cracking your jaw as you walk out of church whilst holding your mom's hand. Bitchmade punk. Maybe seeing you crumpled up in a heap would be worth the time, effort and gas money. Watch your back.

Vizzys

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2006, 05:30:27 PM »
Thats some strong ether.
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whiteACID

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2006, 06:17:46 PM »
Thats some smelly distinguished black fellow.
boo

Phoenix Dark

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2006, 08:52:59 PM »
 :lol

I'm scared now
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2006, 09:05:50 PM »
dap

The Fake Shemp

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2006, 10:27:53 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
PSP

Human Snorenado

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Re: with me, this forum is complete
« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2006, 01:15:06 AM »
:(

I kind of like fatumi, as long as he's not spamming gay porn and ogrish pics.  TBS however...





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