10 hardcore Reasons to Get a Wii *NOW*

[bork]

Does anyone else find it hilarious that the OP can't even find 10 actually good games on the system he is trying to sell?

Super Paper Mario?  The consensus is that the game was awful
Zack & Wiki?  Was not particularly well received by players.  Months later everyone just talks about how bad the game was.
Punchout?  Good for 2 hours.
Lost Winds?  Really?  A reason to buy the Wii?

I love that he lists Super Paper Mario despite never having played it.  Awesome joke character!

[magus]

You know what else is critically acclaimed? GTA4.

You know what isn't? God Hand. Fuck critics.

God Hand was fucking awesome. Never played MadWorld, even though it looked to be a spiritual successor.. but I heard it wasn't that good.

in mad world you have two commenter who make various joke about your action,one of the jokes goes like "i like his style,he either picks people to break stuff or he pick stuff to break people" it pretty much sums the entire game if you add "throwing people at spiky things or throwing spiky things at people" to the list
i still think it's a good game,the soundtrack rocks and the commenter are really funny

[Saint Cornelius]

I love that he lists Super Paper Mario despite never having played it.  Awesome joke character!

And most of the people in this thread haven't played the Wii games they're straining to shit on.

[bork]

The wii has games

Yeah, Virtual Console lets you play games from real systems like the NES, TG-16, Genesis, Neo-Geo, etc. 

I love that he lists Super Paper Mario despite never having played it.  Awesome joke character!

And most of the people in this thread haven't played the Wii games they're straining to shit on.

Sure they have.  There are plenty of Bore members who either own or have owned Wiis. 

[Nintendosbooger]

OP confirms that the Wii is a piece of shit.

It really isn't. I think by the end of the generation, it will be considered the system with Nintendo's best software output since the N64. That in and of itself can't be argued when you pause to reflect on the games that have been released and those that will be released.

If anything, the Big N should look into implementing an internal hard drive in their next console, as the lucrative FPS market that Nintendo once monopolized in the N64 era seems entirely dependent on having one. Once that is done, I imagine their marketshare will expand to greater heights.

[bork]

N64 was garbage.  Nintendo died with the SNES.

[TakingBackSunday]

this thread is 100% correct

[bork]

You know what else is critically acclaimed? GTA4.

You know what isn't? God Hand. Fuck critics.

God Hand was fucking awesome. Never played MadWorld, even though it looked to be a spiritual successor.. but I heard it wasn't that good.

in mad world you have two commenter who make various joke about your action,one of the jokes goes like "i like his style,he either picks people to break stuff or he pick stuff to break people" it pretty much sums the entire game if you add "throwing people at spiky things or throwing spiky things at people" to the list
i still think it's a good game,the soundtrack rocks and the commenter are really funny

I love the idea behind Madworld, and the commentary/atmosphere are great, but the game play leaves a lot to be desired.

[TakingBackSunday]

 

[Saint Cornelius]

N64 was garbage.  Nintendo died with the SNES.

  See this is just stupid fanboi drivel.

[Don Flamenco]

Thanks for the recommendations OP, just downloaded everything on the list.

[Human Snorenado]

N64 was garbage.  Nintendo died with the SNES.

  See this is just stupid fanboi drivel.

You're absolutely right, NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE COULD CLAIM TO DISLIKE NINTENDO'S POST SNES OUTPUT.  Yup.

[Purple Filth]

So reasons to buy a wii

Mario

Zelda

Metroid

So basically the same reason why anyone buys a nintendo system then? Good to know

[MoxManiac]

Super Mario Galaxy 2 will be krustrific!

[Himu]

@ Killer 7 pic for NMH

[Nintendosbooger]

N64 was garbage.  Nintendo died with the SNES.

  See this is just stupid fanboi drivel.

You're absolutely right, NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE COULD CLAIM TO DISLIKE NINTENDO'S POST SNES OUTPUT.  Yup.

It's one thing to have a disgruntled yet civilized opinion of Nintendo, yet when slack-jawed sons of bitches like you carry on like Shigeru Miyamoto denied your autograph request or refused to accept your offer for a blowjob, it's drivel...plain and simple.

[Human Snorenado]

N64 was garbage.  Nintendo died with the SNES.

  See this is just stupid fanboi drivel.

You're absolutely right, NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE COULD CLAIM TO DISLIKE NINTENDO'S POST SNES OUTPUT.  Yup.

It's one thing to have a disgruntled yet civilized opinion of Nintendo, yet when slack-jawed sons of bitches like you carry on like Shigeru Miyamoto denied your autograph request or refused to accept your offer for a blowjob.

That isn't even a SENTENCE.

[Saint Cornelius]

hahahah yeah it kind of ended a little short

[Flannel Boy]

you carry on like Shigeru Miyamoto is responsible for wii music

fixed

[Ichirou]

I kind of want a Wii.  I'm waiting till it's $150, though.

[drew]

SLACK JAWED SONS OF BITCHES

[Nintendosbooger]

I kind of want a Wii.  I'm waiting till it's $150, though.

That's my PS3 sweet spot. Or I might bite when it hits $199. Guess we're both waiting for these systems to have price tags that properly reflect their value.

[AdmiralViscen]

Leper Nintendosbooger really

cosign

Second rate humorless trolling doesn't need this many topics.

It really isn't. I think by the end of the generation, it will be considered the system with Nintendo's best software output since the N64. That in and of itself can't be argued when you pause to reflect on the games that have been released and those that will be released.

Finally something we can all agree on. This became true halfway through 2007 and only NSMBWii has been released since.

[Ichirou]

Of the titles mentioned in the OP, I want:

Super Mario Galaxy
Zack & Wiki

I also want Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom, Tales of Symphonia Knight of Ratatosk (I forget the US title), Tales of Graces, Gundam Scad Hammers, Dragon Quest X (when it comes out), Fragile, Klonoa, Muramasa, and Sengoku Basara 3.

[MoxManiac]

Tatsunoko vs. Capcom 

[cool breeze]

Leper Nintendosbooger really

cosign

Second rate humorless trolling doesn't need this many topics.

yeah, Nintendosbooger is a really boring joke character, troll, w/e he is.  And this is coming from a boring poster, so that's the double truth.  Someone compared him to JustinP, but his rage was consistent and throughout all his posts in many threads, not just the ones he creates.  Nintendosbooger is basically the Quantum of Solace of posters.

[duckman2000]

I think I've said this before, but he reminds me of a dude on the IGN boards called aphextwin2 (and various other nicknames). Same type, at least.

[Ichirou]

The board is lacking in Wii fans.  Nintendosbooger fills a much needed niche.

[Crushed]

agreeing with the leper stuff, we've had like the same thread with the same gimmick like five times now god damn

[cool breeze]

Zack and Wiki is almost fun, but there are some baaaaad choices.

The only thing I would have really wanted from Zack and Wiki is nunchuck analog control.  Other than that, it was a fun puzzle game made up of puzzles found usually found in adventure games.  Also, I remember there being bits where you had to play music that I didn't bother with.

[Ichirou]

They're all blatantly Wii threads from the topic titles.  If you're not interested, they're easily avoided.

[Mr. Gundam]

Sengoku Basara 3.

PS3, bro. Why bother with the Wii version?

[Purple Filth]

agreeing with the leper stuff, we've had like the same thread with the same gimmick like five times now god damn

and it manages to snare everyone everytime  

Sounds like how Nintendo operates these days

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

agreeing with the leper stuff, we've had like the same thread with the same gimmick like five times now god damn

Then maybe people should stop responding to the troll bait he's so successful at hanging out.

[tiesto]

Fuck, except for Lost Winds I've played everything on that list.

You're not missing too much with Lost Winds. I bought into the GAF hype and totally regret it... very slow-paced, mostly easy platformer with confusing level layouts and no maps. Nice new-agey soundtrack tho.

[Ichirou]

Sengoku Basara 3.

PS3, bro. Why bother with the Wii version?

Wii is cheaper than a PS3, so I'll probably own a Wii before I own a PS3.

[Nintendosbooger]

I was going to slow down with these threads but I'm getting tired of seeing Nintendo getting bashed by you assholes all the time. You people claimed the Wii had a shitty '10 lineup, I posted a well informed thread proving otherwise. No good games for the DS this year? I put part 2 on the streets with a lengthy list of must have DS games. Wii got no good hardcore titles? Here you go.

I hate to come out like this and put in all this work to prove you fucking dumbasses wrong, but you're doing it to yourselves.

[Ichirou]

Nintendosbooger

[Purple Filth]

Fuck, except for Lost Winds I've played everything on that list.

You're not missing too much with Lost Winds. I bought into the GAF hype and totally regret it... very slow-paced, mostly easy platformer with confusing level layouts and no maps. Nice new-agey soundtrack tho.

biggest mistake right here

Go get 'em son.  You're doing the lords work now and no one can stop you.

 

[bork]

Go get 'em son.  You're doing the lords work now and no one can stop you.

Ichi-- Sengoku Basara 3 is coming out on PS3.  No need for downgraded Wii port.

[MCD]

consider me a believer.

[Ichirou]

 I don't own a PS3 and I'm more likely to buy a Wii before a PS3 due to the price. I just said that.

[Mr. Gundam]

Ichi-- Sengoku Basara 3 is coming out on PS3.  No need for downgraded Wii port.

Basara 3 PS3 will probably have online co-op, too.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

this thread has convinced me to sell my Wii for a pittance rather than stick it in the garage underneath Jack LaLanne's power juicer.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

at least that made orange juice

[close]

[cool breeze]

Fuck, except for Lost Winds I've played everything on that list.

You're not missing too much with Lost Winds. I bought into the GAF hype and totally regret it... very slow-paced, mostly easy platformer with confusing level layouts and no maps. Nice new-agey soundtrack tho.

Same case with Lost Winds 1 for me.  Then people started hyping up Lost Winds 2 and that other similar looking wiiware game, but they won't fool me twice.

[Ichirou]

Ichi-- Sengoku Basara 3 is coming out on PS3.  No need for downgraded Wii port.

Basara 3 PS3 will probably have online co-op, too.

Capcom needs to port that shiz to 360.

[Mr. Gundam]

Ichi-- Sengoku Basara 3 is coming out on PS3.  No need for downgraded Wii port.

Basara 3 PS3 will probably have online co-op, too.

Capcom needs to port that shiz to 360.

I found it really interesting that a 360 version wasn't announced.

Oh well.

[Cormacaroni]

I was going to slow down with these threads but I'm getting tired of seeing Nintendo getting bashed by you assholes all the time. You people claimed the Wii had a shitty '10 lineup, I posted a well informed thread proving otherwise. No good games for the DS this year? I put part 2 on the streets with a lengthy list of must have DS games. Wii got no good hardcore titles? Here you go.

I hate to come out like this and put in all this work to prove you fucking dumbasses wrong, but you're doing it to yourselves.

Thanks, man. Not everyone may appreciate you but just know that the hardcore, real gamers do! To think I could have missed Iron Man 2 on the DS were it not for your timely thread...

[Mr. Gundam]

I was going to slow down with these threads but I'm getting tired of seeing Nintendo getting bashed by you assholes all the time. You people claimed the Wii had a shitty '10 lineup, I posted a well informed thread proving otherwise. No good games for the DS this year? I put part 2 on the streets with a lengthy list of must have DS games. Wii got no good hardcore titles? Here you go.

I hate to come out like this and put in all this work to prove you fucking dumbasses wrong, but you're doing it to yourselves.

Thanks, man. Not everyone may appreciate you but just know that the hardcore, real gamers do! To think I could have missed Iron Man 2 on the DS were it not for your timely thread...

Iron Man 2? On the DS? I can't believe I missed that!!

You've done a great a service for this community of non-believers. God bless, you good sir.

[Ichirou]

Enhanced version coming 6 months after the PS3 version comes out...I hope, I hope, I hope.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Nintendosbooger, what's your take on Hotel Dusk. I am curious to know your opinion!

[Ichirou]

Let him check the metacritic rating and he'll get back to you.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'd love to read his doctoral dissertation on Scribblenauts.

[Great Rumbler]

Nintendosbooger, what's your take on Hotel Dusk. I am curious to know your opinion!

Sales weren't that good, so it clearly wasn't that great.

[Ichirou]

Hotel Dusk is like a Nintedosbooger thread.  An ugly person presents you with baffling puzzles that make no logical sense, and you keep playing for a couple days despite knowing better, until giving up to play games on a real console.

[cool breeze]

Hotel Dusk is like a Nintendosbooger thread.  An ugly person presents you with baffling puzzles that make no logical sense, and you keep playing for a couple days despite knowing better, until giving up to play games on a real console.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/japanese-overview-last-window/60394
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/japanese-debut-last-window/60393

new trailers of Hotel Dusk 2 for you

[Howard Alan Treesong]

"Last Window"? Is that because you throw yourself out it when you learn you're playing a sequel to Hotel Dusk?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

"Last Window"? Is that because you throw yourself out it when you learn you're playing a sequel to Hotel Dusk?

Assuming you can stay awake at that point.

[drew]

Hotel Dusk is like a Nintendosbooger thread.  An ugly person presents you with baffling puzzles that make no logical sense, and you keep playing for a couple days despite knowing better, until giving up to play games on a real console.

 

[Cormacaroni]

Hotel Dusk is like a Nintendosbooger thread.  An ugly person presents you with baffling puzzles that make no logical sense, and you keep playing for a couple days despite knowing better, until giving up to play games on a real console.