I have 299 PMs

[Phoenix Dark]

I dunno. Other than wondering:

- why people in wheelchairs wear shoes

- is Spongebob supposed to be a contraceptive sponge

I have no thread ideas and no work stories. So...

Chasey looks like she's about to die.  How is it possible for someone to waste away like that?  It's not even natural aging.  I doubt it has to do with getting fucked up the ass though.  Chasey doesn't do anal.

PD, I'm lazy so I'm not going to retype this so I'm just going cut and paste a conversation with [snip].

tell me if you want to.

[snip]: says:
have you ever been to the porn site xnxx.com?  well there is a forum there which I have an account for though it was only to view pictures, well I got a pm from some girl (?) asking ...

[snip]: says:
asking if if i liked younger girls. presumablly because she is 18(again ?) and my account name if father.  I was wondering if you wanted to use my account to talk to this girl(or pepo), which would presumably lead to hillarity that we can post on eb.  lol, so?

[snip] says:
You can do that on your own.  I really do not have interest in that sort of thing.

[snip]: says:
I don't think my spelling would allow me to pose as a middle aged man, and thought you did like to have a joke character after having the doctor on mupepes.  I'll see if pd wants the account.

1:No he isn't,I honestly don't know why he consented but he was pretty hard...

2:I was bored and thinking "First time for everything"

3:Yes but he took it out he came in my mouth I dunno why tho.

4:No but it was slightly rubbed.

you have faith you can find me? I will continue to provide places and times till you figure it out. At the very least you can spot a common person between each place after a few times if you are too chicken to go up to me/someone and say [snip]

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

thread is NOT gay

EDIT: are some of these from your buddy/alt Greatness Gone?

[Madrun Badrun]

   O god I forgot about that PD lol

[Phoenix Dark]

There's NO WAY they have ever gotten off from oral, anal or vaginal sex.  Their dicks are too big for their to be enough friction.

Can I find some freaky gay guy from [snip] and make a topic like "ITS OVER PD! HERE IS THE GUY" and post this random guy's info on EB and you'll reply pretending like it's really him?

You won't believe just how many people were desperate for me to post the gay kid's myspace. They'd go crazy over it.

keep this a secret till I post it today or tomorow when its done.  so Ichi has been trying incredibly hard to troll me for the last bit and he he has just been crazy ever since his ban -- he actually threatened to beat up mupepe, lol.  Anyways i find it rather funny so I decided to fuel so I'm righting this, based on Faust.  I call it Faustirou.  It's still in really rough shape still too.

So this starts in the middle, but basically before this ichi, age 12, gets banned from a site and then wishes to become old so people will listen to him.

Meeting -       
      [Shakes enters in a flash of smoke]

      What is this a flicker and poof
      Of smoke, but who is there!?
       Alas, I cower in fear!
   Shake: Yes, but that is nothing new.
      I Have come to fulfil your wish.
   Ichi:    Is what Antonio must have meant by “later”?
   Shake: No I come from one much greater.
      Enough, let us get on with this.
      You wish to fight Nature, normally slow?
      To whip him to your desired speed?
      Here, this burger I give will do the deed,
      and all you have to do is taste my baked dough!
   Ichi:   But strangers can not to be trusted!
      Again and again that’s what my mother said.
      Still greater than Zoro is quite a feat,
      Hand me your meat, I eat, I eat!

      [ The deed is done, Shakes leaves in smoke.]

      My God, my God, alas, alas
      I ate this burger and have been made fat!
      I wanted to grow up, to be old and tall,
      But the direction I took was just horizontal.
      I still feel myself, that same old ‘tard
      Only coved in flaming, burning, molten lard,
      The pain sealed by me by this new skin.
      O God, O God, I sinned, I sinned!
      I have been tricked by that foul imp.
      Gone, no doubt, to worsen the blow,
      To post my picture on the internet!
      I take it back, Stranger, O Stranger, I will develop slow!?
     
      [A creaking sound is made]
   
      Shhh, I must me quit, but with mouth so loud,
      being mute is extremely hard to do.
      There!  I hear it again, on the stairs it’s sound!
      It’s my mom! I must hide, I must move!


      [Mother comes down, Ichi hides]
     
   Mom:   Ichi is that you, I heard noises so strange,
      I told you before, your bed is the place for that fluid exchange!
      But my God, what is that?
      In my house is that an elephant?

      No it’s something deferent
      Not beast nor man,
      Maybe some mix, left in abandonment?
      I must be carful and aprotch with a  battle plan.
      It’s strange, this foul monster is so near,
      yet all I feel is pity, no sign of fear.
      It must be, that the blanket meant to hid all, only covers half,
      this stupid sight can bring me to do nothing but laugh.
      Stupid this creature must be indeed.
   Ichi:   Mother! How could you! this creature is me!
   Mom:   I denie that claim, I have but a small weak boy,
   Ichi:     But I am your child, made in some traveler's joy.
   Mom:   Now now, I think the time has come for your tongue to cease
      Because stretched as I am, I couldn’t give birth to that in one piece!
      But in case you spread your slander, and men should stop seeing me,
      I shall but you in a create and ship you over seas!
      Don’t worry World I will be sure to lock him in,
      And don’t worry “son”, I’ll include amply supply
      Of food and water stored in giant bins,
      Least you brake free, let loose and drink the ocean dry!

      Now get in the create you moral sin,
      Or I will get the broom!
      This box shall be your ship and your inn,
      Or if humanity is lucky your tomb!

      [Ichi who fears the broom, mournfully goes into the create.]

      There, the beast is in it’s cage!
      Now you thing, I must confess,
      Though you look old I could never mistake that mental age,
      That’s right I knew you to be my son, our plan is a success!

      Emerge Shakes now from out of the dark,
      Come with me lets go for a lark.
      But first, for this trick what do I owe?
      No cash is needed, only ichi’s bed and your maiden show.
       
      [scene opens with Ichi’s create broken open on a beach].

     
     
   
end -
      ...
   God:    There will be no redemption for you --
    Ichi:    But clack, clack, clack –
   God:    Shut your Mexican trap;
      And let me tell you a thing or two.
      Now as I was saying,
      You will get no defense!
      Now you may commence,
      Some more of your idiotic word-spraying,

      [All leave but Ichi]

With regards to the anal question, I haven't heard that problem before.  Most of the problems have to do microbes spreading because tissue is torn where it shouldn't be.

[twerd]

...

[brawndolicious]

How hard is it to tear anal tissue?  If you take a really hard, long shit, is that as dangerous as a gang-bang (minus the aids)?

[OptimoPeach]

I heard Lily Thai tore her anus in a strap-on scene

[Powerslave]

Did you wake up this morning and say "I'm going to troll the fuck out of GS today"?

I can't remember ever doing anything to provoke you. Where the fuck does all this hostility come from anyway?

[Ichirou]

Wow, whoever came up with that Ichirou troll spent so long writing it and preparing it, and I don't even remember it.

[drew]

I'm getting a little tired of people alerting me to your posts and saying this sucks and that sucks and yadda yadda.

Play nice.

Stop with the trolling, or your gonna get banned.

I'm a moderator.  You don't have some sort of free reign to do whatever you want to here.  Continue to make posts about your banning and you will be unpleasantly rewarded for it.

(snip) told you to stop it.  Cut the shit already.  You're butthurt.  Wah wah wah.  I don't give a fuck about what you posted in that last thread, just that last line.  Drop it, or get dropped.

Please stop. Unless you really enjoy wasting time antagonizing forum folks, It's really not worth arguing this anymore, man.

hey fuck you

[demi]

HAHA fucking lyte, what a dweeb

[drew]

not all of those are him

[Madrun Badrun]

Peanut butter covered butt-bananas in Wilco's ears.

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Apparently you can send PM's to yourself.

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[bork]

not all of those are him

No, they're not.  But I guess you need to be banned again for bringing it back up!   

[Ichirou]

not all of those are him

No, they're not.  But I guess you need to be banned again for bringing it back up!  

drew annihilated.

[Ichirou]

Considering the crazy amount of spelling errors and the pretentious literary aspirations of the PM writer, I'm guessing this was a Father_Mike joint.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't think my spelling would allow me to pose as a middle aged man

[Madrun Badrun]

   PD

Considering the crazy amount of spelling errors and the pretentious literary aspirations of the PM writer, I'm guessing this was a Father_Mike joint.

   indeed

[Ichirou]

1:No he isn't,I honestly don't know why he consented but he was pretty hard...

2:I was bored and thinking "First time for everything"

3:Yes but he took it out he came in my mouth I dunno why tho.

4:No but it was slightly rubbed.

This was definitely Junpei.

POST MORE!

[Flannel Boy]

I have 294.  :'(

I want you to PM Verboten at GAF and tell her what a decent guy I'am.

Okay?

Good!

Make sure not to make it sound too cheesy or forced.

If you do this there's some poutine for you.

follow up from him:

I hate you.

Father-Mike let me down but you won't right?  Cry

Follow Up:

:/ You bastard.

Another poster

cheeseburger pic>whiteacid's flabby stomach. She's still cute in my eyes tho

follow up from this poster:

Thanks for reminding me of how much of a loser I am.  Cry

and

you son of a bitch

No, fuck off

cigarillo

Fuck off

end yourself

[Madrun Badrun]

PD did you get this one too?

Yes I'm serious lol

Say something along these lines....

Hi [name1], this is Father Mike,I'm contacting you about [name2]...

He's been talking about you a lot and he's a pretty cool guy. He lives in [place]. He's very nice and pretty mature for a young dude, so yeah. Apparently he was too shy to PM you himself so that's why I'm here. Ok...I don't know what else to say o_O

You can add to it if you want...

Thanks alot.

No I havn't talked to her off the boards,this is mainly for fun but please send it.

Jazz it up.

[Madrun Badrun]

Father-Mike let me down but you won't right?  Cry

 

[Ichirou]

Those are all Junpei too, right?

[Flannel Boy]

Those are all Junpei too, right?

Some are. Yes.

[Madrun Badrun]

I go to the same college as [name1], the same major even! We are in the same building as one another 3-4 times a week. But because of his e-stalking and his generally oddness I declined to tell him that. shh

He thinks I live like an hour away and go to some other school

I don't know. Sad I keep looking for a geeky black kid with braces though.

...

C'mon tell me what [name2] told you pleaase. Is it about me, or is it about him?

 

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Who is Stringfellow Hawke?  I have a pm from you!

[Flannel Boy]

Cheebs.

[brawndolicious]

You'll never guess who it was but one person here said that I sounded pretty well-read and was wondering what kind of news sources/blogs I visited.  I had absolutely no real advice to give him.

[Madrun Badrun]

IT'S NOT A FAIL/PASS TEST!  :angry A 160 is pretty decent.  :sad

Going though PM's brings back memories.

[Flannel Boy]

I will knife you.

[CajoleJuice]

In my eyes? Definitely you. Why else would I add the second day o joined evilbore?

Buuut if it was put up to a vote, elek might stand a chance.

[Madrun Badrun]

I will knife you.

 

[Flannel Boy]

I misspelt know as now in the last PM.  Crap, I'm already turning into an Arvie Canadian. 

I bet he can't spell Saskatchewan. 

[drew]

i think this is probably the longest pm ever sent on the internet

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Integrated Multimedia Device for Pre-installed GPS

Idea: This is an adaptable device that accomodates the current and future multimedia and information trends of the internet which presently remain exclusive to computers.
This device would incorporate technology of GPS manufacturers (GPS maps), and that of car manufacturers(mp3 player/radio/cd player) and consolidate
them all into one functionally easy, visually pleasing, touch-screen (like GPS) system.  Tactile controls will still be an option.
Most recently, internet users are getting their information and entertainment through blogs (RSS feeds), podcasts, and other assorted videos and mp3s.
Mp3 players have video and mp3 functionality, while internet limitations prevent it from being an effective rss/news reader/emailer.  
New devices like Apple's iphone and the Archos 605 incorporate internet to achieve these goals, but are ultimately limited by their bulky looks, low data-storage sizes, steep price tags,
and dependency on wifi hotspots for the bulk of their functionality.  This system would exclusively fit into cars - much like built-in GPS devices.  Assuming this setup - the device must be licensed by a car
manufacturer - so as to allow the device to be built specifically into the electronics of the car (similar to a diagnostic device that plugs under the dashboard of cars that mechanics use to observe car issues)
so as to be a diagnostic tool as well.  For example, this approach introduces a new computer-to-car dynamic that new generation of computer users are waiting for.  
Computer software licensed by the car manufacturer would communicated wirelessly through bluetooth(Which now has huge range and data-transfer rates) and do a number of things.

Quick features:
DIAGNOSTICS: Newer cars come with the technology to observe the temperature inside cars.  On cold/snowy/rainy/extremely hot days, you would be able to adjust and view the realtime temperature via the comfort of your home.
      : Warm up the engine through computer software from house.  Automatically tell heater/air conditioner to stop at certain temperature (like wirelessly pre-heating an oven)
           : Via bluetooth, Software can run a diagnostic test on your car through the electronics.  Computer-To-Car dynamic will assess problems with your car much like a computer assesses problems through it's own diagnostic software (Registry mechanic, ScanDisk, etc).  Mechanics (and steven) own a device to view problems with your car when connected to a location under the dashboard (generally unknown to the public)
      : If there is an issue with the car - upload diagnostic test result data to a company website for quick troubleshooting - may avoid mechanic fees.  Positive safety rating of car.

MULTIMEDIA : Receive data via bluetooth technology and (maybe) wifi technology, and USB.  Music/Movies/Text files along with GPS tech.    



The benefits of having a car-only multimedia device over a personal one:

- Extremely popular and constantly-evolving internet technology existing in a completely new environment (the car), utilizing a burgeoning bluetooth technology would sell cars.  Transform the dynamic inside of a car.
- Unique technology that utilizes what the typical computer owner already owns.  No separate equipment needed.
- Introduces the computer-to-car dynamic which joins an extremely popular but Home-dependent market together with a popular and mobile market.  This will inevitably happen.
- Individuals pay more attention to the cost of personal players.  The cost of these devices are relatively cheap, and are likely to become mainstays or possibly standard in future cars.
- Family-oriented player - user profiles with unique preferences like Windows
- Unlike personalized players, the technology will be movement-oriented (downloaded information about locales may play a big part).
- People enjoy listening to podcasts/mp3s in their car.  Passengers can enjoy video and/or read.  Something to do when waiting in the car.
- Hours are spent in the car every day - the ability to add new information to car is appealing.  USB from laptop ensures that you don't have to be at a bluetooth-enabled computer to add information.
 

The benefits of the current time:

- New bluetooth 3.0 technology. extremely quick data transfer.
- New Blog-heavy/Podcast internet-based culture
- The tech can realistially be priced similar to GPS devices which are becoming extremely popular lately.  
    Cost hikes: A larger harddrive (for more than just GPS maps), higher resolution screen (videos), and Bluetooth(wifi?) technology
 


MAIN FEATURES
* Must be specifically built to cars electronics.  Must be built-in to car.
* Computer Software is built and designed around the device.  Password protected.  You specify your car.  
* Bluetooth technology (distance/mbit per second) Bluetooth technology is very quick/huge range/inexpensive.  
  The system itself would have bluetooth within it, and comes with a bluetooth USB adapter for computers (very cheap).
* Adjust and Sense heat/air conditioning from computer software from comfort of your home. (snow/rain/heat) (uses bluetooth)
* Play music and movies/pictures via harddrive on GPS
* Holds text files/calendar
* Updateable firmware (codecs) for video and mp3 - never out of date technology - play latest types of movies.
* Warm Up Car/cool down from comfort of house (bluetooth technology range)
* Diagnostic Software from Computer (communicates via bluetooth) - Steven has a device that determines engine problems/need for oil change/ battery dying/etc.
  If there is a problem - The software can link to a troubleshooting site on car's website via computer software.
* Indicates gas left/engine problems etc. from computer or in-car display
* sync up with bluetooth technology for cellphones (transmit data via cellphones)
* Safety - System is synced with alarm system
* POTENTIAL: for downloadable virtual video tours/attractions in conjunction with GPS system (with video capability) (when GPS identifies if you are close to a certain destination) (You can press a button to show a video of popular local events/places - downloadable at the home.  Restaurants/Attraction owners/etc may upload video and pay to use service)
* DIAGNOSTIC: Option to save a log of where you've been in built in calendar. (Good if you forget - businessman going to clients on certain days, etc)
* Autoload feature - downloads data on device (from your computer) before you leave the house - option for an automatic scheduler feature that downloads rssfeeds/podcasts/e-mails or any file and syncs up to specified car certain time in the morning. (works on Zune)
* Satellite technology allows for downloading of small data (rss feeds/the weather/traffic) but not mp3 and video
* POSSIBLY: built in wifi (not bluetooth specifically speaking) when at wifi hotspot locales.  Potential for selling webbrowsing software?
* USB functionality with laptop computers (transfer data with a laptop - great for business people constantly moving about) (USB 3.0 arrives for commercial use in 2009..speed of 4.8 Gigabits a second which is 614 megabytes per second)
* POTENTIAL: for future technologies that use high-resolution screens like Blu-ray or HDDVD movies. As multimedia device would already work with CD-player )  lower-hi-def (720i/p) are more affordable on small screens..1080i/p don't fit on small screens.
* POTENTIAL: for future technologies that use data-downloading. IE: Listening to mp3s, the satellite can contact a music database like Gracenote (Winamp uses this) and identify music that you might be interested in and save it in a textfile.
* POTENTIAL: Voice technology for writing down notes (for calendar)? (must include a speaker) This tech exists already.  
* Password protected files, etc for privacy.
* Bluetooth works with phones.  Integrating phones with this bluetooth multimedia device may offer new innovating technology.  For example, syncing up your bluetooth-enabled cell phone to a caller ID service may allow the GPS to locate this person via map.  Example: The call would come in and the system would display "Incoming all from 555-555-5555 located at xx Park Drive, Boston Massachusetts)  This would require the satellite system (or potentially wifi if by a hotspot) to access a whitepages look-up database for the name and address.  If not, the area code will still be able to locate the general area without using the satellite service (or wifi service).
* Personalizable  - Create your own family member profile.  IE: I have my own wallpaper/themes/saved music to make the device unique. - Should be very easy to personalize your own with software.  Dad has his own music/themes/etc.  Users can allow for sharing in between profiles to make it family oriented device and not a personalized player like mp3 players.
* POTENTIAL: If the multimedia system is Directly connected with electronics, Parents can use parental controls to control top-speed/acceleration limits. (set via password on software)
* E-mail sending: While bluetooth is not an internet service and cannot send e-mails..you may configure it to connect to your internet-enabled computer (When you're in your driveway, the device will pick up the bluetooth from your home computer) and use its internet to send pending e-mails.

Marketing
* iPods are very popular - Apple's software is easy to understand for wide audience.  This is very similar. Will have very simple and user friendly software.
* GPS technology has become cheaper - Harddrive/bluetooth becoming more sophisticated stronger with hugely declining costs.  LCD screens and maps remain the main driving cost.  This means improvements in technology with limited cost.  Macs, PCs and Laptops don't benefit from this cost reduction because of the nature of components like Processors, LCD Screens(for laptops), Monitors(For Desktops), and GPU(for laptops) Video Cards (For PCs).  Constantly expensive because their technology is constantly upgraded.  However, this multimedia device requires a A) Harddrive or flash-based storage - the technology has only improved in terms of diskspeed and storage size - both of which are inexpensive upgrades.  Flash-based drives have a higher ceiling of improvement and therefor price.  A high-definition screen resolution would have no benefit beyond 720i/p because 1080i/p cannot work on a small screen.  HD-Television technology is becoming more and more affordable and popular.
* Demand for multimedia terminal will grow as prices for tech lowers - prebuilt multimedia center will soon be standard like air-conditioning
* A new and sustaining field - harddrives/flash drives constantly upgrading.  Market for mp3/video/palm pilots is very big.  Puts well-selling devices in a new environment.
* Works along our internet-heavy culture.  Simple mp3 players have not captured the full realm.  This device would include Blog updates (RSS), Podasts, or future innovations.
* Bluetooth technology has a very promising future - incredibly fast speeds/large distances
* Family oriented (listen to mp3s video)- mp3 players have always been marketed as personal devices, this is family/group oriented.  Listen to father/mother/brother/sister's music/video
* GPS technology has become cheaper - Harddrive/bluetooth becoming more sophisticated stronger/maps are the main driving cost
* Access via password (Don't ask someone else to warm up/cool down the car)
* Downloads data anywhere - only need the software and bluetooth communicator from any computer.  Plus for laptops on business trips.
* Condenses Honda's technology into one touch-display system - Radio/CD player/mp3/movies - all functional on one multimedia system.  Easier to use.  More functional+sleeker and cooler aesthetically.
* Great for up-to-date and daily files like podcasts/audiobooks/rss feeds. Listen on the way to work.  Just load it up before you leave the house - possibly have an automatic feature that downloads rss/podcasts and syncs up to car every morning.
* Great for waiting in the car
* First big data-driven step of integrating wireless (bluetooth) and satellite technology(GPS/rss/weather/etc) with cars.  
* Idea of a living car - beause it is constantly updateable -  New innovations are created from internet communities (blogs/rss are all open source) (GPS Map technology is licensed and therefor extremely limited) new technologies may become available that you can download - makes car seem like a better investment (with relatively cheap technology).  Does not go out of date like a computer (Computers mainly go out of date because new software (or games) requires faster processors (or Videocars).  Harddrive speeds have not improved much.  
* Bluetooth and USB are backwards compatible - that is, older version (USB 2.0, Bluetooth 2.0 etc) will work with newer systems.  If the multimedia device hosts the superior technology, no computer is too out of date to use this technology.  Accessible for everyone.  People won't need for constant upgrades.
* If user chooses not to ever use the system, his car will not be tethered to outside functionality.  It will work like a regular car.  The electronics within the car are only 'read' and cannot be manipulated.

Why This is Different
- GPS and bluetooth technology can integrate well with mp3/video technology and create a new avenues for innovation - IE: GPS+Video = High definition Video Tours, advertising potential.  Harddrive+Bluetooth = Daily RSSfeeds/Podcasts/radio for morning trips to work, etc.    Bluetooth-enabled cellphones + GPS = geographically locating incoming callers.  GPS + Realtime data downloads = constant updates about certain areas you're driving by (Hit a "Tell me more about this place" button?
- The device does not require much external purchases.  Bluetooth does not require an internet connection.  It's very accessible for all computers. All you need is a USB bluetooth adapter (Very cheap). Many new computers already come with bluetooth.
- Bluetooth and PC has never done anything significant to a third device(ie: car) despite it's powerful technology.  A system that is specifically built into car electronics to fully utilize bluetooth (Diagnostic utility from home computer does car diagnostics b/c connected directly to eletronics- similar to Steven's device).  Checks temp/gas/etc.
 

Problems - Can be perceived as just a glorified GPS system with car-licensed electronic diagnostic utility with wireless controls/video and mp3(mp3 already exists in GPS devices...video may be on the way)
    - Who to contact?  Car company or GPS company?  Contact car company because you need to use their system's electronics to make compatible with device (raise heat/cool car..etc).  Contact GPS company because GPS company does not install maps on other company's units - IE: This technology must be integrated with their own current GPS systems but modified for: (higher resolution video technology. Higher quality sound (integrate into car sound system along with cd player/radio)  Why would they do this?  They have the leverage to decline technology change because no other company can use their maps. However, there are other GPS manufacturers..and competition may play a role.  Better quality sound instead of GPS speaker (when robot vocally tells you where to go) may be a good marketing point.  Who has more leverage?
    - Why would the car company want to give up its own patented MP3/D player technology and adopt this multimedia center?
    - Will it need its own operating system? (for calendar/txt/rss reader/etc)
    - If software crashes while you are warming up car? A reset button?
    - Currently, GPS' offer a traffic service by subscription - will downoading small data via satellite (rss feeds/weather/traffic) be subscription based, too?
    - Certain music and movie files may require licenses from Microsoft or Apple (.wma, .wmv, .mp4) However the more mainstream filetypes are offered on dozens of mp3/video players.
    - What happens during a Harddrive failure? - However Built-in GPS' USE harddrives.  How do they deal with this problem?
    - Is a GPS screen too small for videos?  Would the screen be enlarged to accomodate multimedia center?  Why would GPS company agree with changing their own device?  Does the car company have any leverage?
    - Both Personalizable and family oriented?
    - Do high-resolution touchscreens exist?  
   

Questions:

- How fast can data be transferred via satellites (download/upload).  Have their speeds increased over time?
- Why exactly does Garmin charge for the Traffic-Notifier service via satellite?  Because of limits in satellite technology?
- Is it easier to just find a that company licenses out GPS software+maps by itself?  Do they even exist?  Does Garmin, etc buy maps from other companies or do they have an internal studio that develops them?

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i said WTF

[CajoleJuice]

noo i jsut fucking fail cajole WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME
ADJFSBADSKJBF

FUCK THIS IS MUCH WORSE THAN GAY GIRL PROBLEMZZZ

[Madrun Badrun]

i actually just had it drained and elected to not get the surgery

it hurt in the sense it was uncomfortable to sit

but really just four inch square thing of gauze with some medical tape is all you'll need for any draining

i suggest warm showers to help the drain

[TakingBackSunday]

wtf cajole 

Most of my PMs are from Jinfash.  It spans the entire timeline of the dude, from noble beginnings to hot shot motherfucker.  I'm so proud  :'(

[drew]

yeah he used to pm me for advice

[Madrun Badrun]

I misspelt know as now in the last PM.  Crap, I'm already turning into an Arvie Canadian. 

I bet he can't spell Saskatchewan. 

laugh thank god, I almost swallowed my proud there for a second and tried watching them haha.

Anyhow let's change the subject.

So what do you REALLY think about flannel girl? I think she's debut on Wire's next list of vaporware.

...

I'm kidding, let's not talk about her.

[Madrun Badrun]

Most of my PMs are from Jinfash.  It spans the entire timeline of the dude, from noble beginnings to hot shot motherfucker.  I'm so proud  :'(

  same. 

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm pretty embarrassed to say this in the picture thread without sounding too gay, but OMG cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute 

Don't you ever grow that beard out again!

ffs jinfash, just suck a dick already!

[demi]

If you want my shirt, send me your address

She is fat. Not even on the "thick" side either.

And her friend looks much better lol
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=48140194&imageID=1265070820

Himu  

The info I have is rather useless. It's more of a scare tactic on PD. Drinky knows what I have is meaningless but is playing along because PD got me banned at GAF and PD fears I found something.

You're a sweet guy. Thanks for trusting me with that lovely picture.

I swear to you that pic won't leave my hard drive.

Thanks buddy, you made my day.

*Wow what a man... *

Sorry for the late reply, Demi.  I didn't know you pm me. Yes, I do post on GAF.  It's not the real me at GAF though. I just go there for the gaming discussions.  The system war bullshit are annoying but it's still much better than the gaming discussions here.  I don't post at OA.  It's a garbage dump.  It amazes me how distinguished mentally-challenged people can get on the internet.  What about you?  Do you still post at GAF?  I saw someone saying that he only respects your reviews recently.

how much do i pay fro your services

if someone wanted to play Diablo II without buying it...where would they have to go? say they wanted to pirate the game

[Flannel Boy]

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[Madrun Badrun]

My first PM is Demi's myspace page.  My second is Shakes phonenumber.   

[OptimoPeach]

.

I always feel privileged when I see a blunder before it gets edited out

[CajoleJuice]

Cajole I'm not even kidding dude you need to get FUCKED UP and just loosen up..I don't know how you can't score a fuck with a random girl, it seems like you don't even have standards, you just want to stick that minijuice into a vagina.

I go to [college] - haha if you come you gotta be mad chill, I can't be like this is my online buddy!!!11 no people think I'm smart in my frat that's why i'm on the computer alot lol, so yeah if your down we'll party one day juice

[Flannel Boy]

Christopher.

[TakingBackSunday]

sorry about that one PM, cajole.  You know me and my frat would accept you.

[drew]

 

[etiolate]

I have 16 in total. Most of them three words or less.

[Phoenix Dark]

I did annihilate someone else, but it was offline -- irrelevant to voting! But I'm sure we all annihilated someone offline, even Malek (if we count annihilating yourself).

Jotaro is such a distinguished effete fellow.  I'm not even black and I want to beat the shit out of him. 

I would never do porn, my body isn't for sale. I would actually like to become a comic book artist. It's one of the few things I could actually see myself doing for a living.

You would be surprised how real a post-op cheeseburger vagina is to the real thing.

[demi]

[drew]

 

[tehjaybo]

I have 14 PMs, all of them are pretty boring.  No one spices up their messages to me.  :'(

[Great Rumbler]

VOTE FOR MICHAEL PIERCE.

[Barry Egan]

I have 38 scintillating messages and ive joed to each and every one of them.

[Mupepe]

I have 983.  I'm sure there's something interesting in there.

[Brehvolution]

Even though your Sfaggotry is disgusting, we're still boys.   

[Flannel Boy]

 :'(

[elektrikluv]

56, none interesting enough to be worthy of an exposé

[Flannel Boy]

56, none interesting enough to be worthy of an exposé

incoming cock pic