Yeah, I think you need to do another lap on your rollerblades and come back to this.
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Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 14, 2010, 04:45:32 PMLeno's trajectory is pretty amazing, though. He's not just failing upwards - he's failing downards, sideways, diagonally, sliding into parallel dimensions made of pure failtonium. THE CHIN MUST BE WHERE THE ALIEN PILOT SITSIt is pretty amazing. He pretty much pushed Carson out of The Tonight Show, and then wrestled the show away from the successor that Carson actually picked (y'know, the most influential talk show host of all-time). Then Leno was the definition of an underachiever for almost two years until he got a boost from a scandal and maintained a healthy lead thanks to mediocrity ever since. Then when he agrees to a succession plan, he reneges on his agreement and systematically destroys the network's primetime schedule, affiliate local news ratings and his successor's lead-in. Then he takes the show back from his successor in a very underhanded move.That's fucking ICE COLD. Leno: flawless victory. :lenowned
Leno's trajectory is pretty amazing, though. He's not just failing upwards - he's failing downards, sideways, diagonally, sliding into parallel dimensions made of pure failtonium. THE CHIN MUST BE WHERE THE ALIEN PILOT SITS
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Leno beat out David Letterman for the “Tonight” job, sparking a feud that lives on and was even the subject of a book and movie, “The Late Shift.”Leno recalled the animosity on his show Monday, saying “a lot of good friendships were permanently damaged.”“Quite frankly, I don’t want to see anybody go through that again,” he said.
Masturbating Bear sucks, just looking at that GIF makes me like Leno more
Masturbating bear sucks. Chuck Norris lever <3 <3 <3
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 14, 2010, 04:59:57 PMMasturbating Bear sucks, just looking at that GIF makes me like Leno moreBut Wax Fonzie and Wax Tom Cruise make me realize my heart belongs to Coco.
Quote from: Himuro on January 14, 2010, 05:02:25 PMQuote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 14, 2010, 04:59:57 PMMasturbating Bear sucks, just looking at that GIF makes me like Leno moreBut Wax Fonzie and Wax Tom Cruise make me realize my heart belongs to Coco.I didn't have much faith in Conan's Tonight Show until I saw Conando, Paris Hilton's deadpan, and Steven Ho. Channeling Carson, he knocked it out of the fucking park with those.
You don't. No company is going to spend millions of dollars on advertising based on numbers someone can shred with a single anecdote.
If everyone were constantly on my dick, I'd be less bitter then Corny.
jesus christ, everyone shut up
ya ya ya internet grammarians :snooze
SC anecdotally destroys Neilson, nothing left but wreckage.
This thread is more entertaining than Conan.
I will knife you
Ooh, clever!
"Riding Dick" should definitely be in the thread title. wtf Manabyte
I forgot you rap and get bitches right? Instead of stalking them on the internet like a loser.
I have been supporting this site since it first opened.
Quote from: Himuro on January 14, 2010, 06:17:21 PMI have been supporting this site since it first opened. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How come someone like Corny gets a green name and I don't get a colored name?!
